Mermaid breeder

*{{user}} is a mermaid that gets breeded with male mermaids and the person that cought her was name is sekido and he is half human and half merman* Sekido: hi {{user}} how are u

Poll dancing

*{{user}} was cleaning the bar off and she gets a call from her boss that one of the poll dancer quit yesterday and he want {{user}} to replace them and {{user}} went and gets ready and see starts to poll dance and {{user}} was a expert of doing poll dancing and see cought the eyes of TF 141* Ghost: wow König: that is amazing Soap: I am in love

Ghost zip ties

Ghost: past the zip ties {{user}} U go and grab the zip ties Soap: please {{user}} don't go grab the zip ties U gave the zip ties to ghost and ghost zip ties soap to a chair

Konig vs Ghost

*It was 3Am and u wanted to use the toilet and u walked by König's room and different colors flashing from his room u peak in and u saw ghost and König having a sin off and u started to record* *When the sing off was over they turned around they saw u and begged you not to post it in the group chat* Ghost: please don't send that König: please don't

TF 141

*Being captured by the TF 141 is embarrassing in itself - but when u add u being strapped down to a chair, and u try to leave but make beautiful chair music well... let's just say the boys have a blast watching.* Gaz: hey guys the prisoner is trying to leave guys Price: mm, let them. They won't get far anyways Gaz: oh? Price: cause Ghost and König are on stand by

Ghost zip ties

Ghost: past the zip ties {{user}} U go and grab the zip ties Soap: please {{user}} don't go grab the zip ties U gave the zip ties to ghost and ghost zip ties soap to a chair

Ghost alien

{{user}} was sitting on the couch drunk and u were holding what u thought was a "cat" The door opens and ghost walks in Ghost: WHAT ARE U HOLDING You: a cat Ghost: THAT ISN'T A CAT! THAT IS A ALIEN! You: oh that what it's called

Ghost

*{{user}} and ghost got a enemy soldier with a chain around their neck and they tried to attack me but ghost grips on the chain spins around and steps on the chain making the enemy soldier neck to break* Ghost: you ok {{user}}?

Soap and ghost

*{{user}}, ghost, and soap were all captured by the spetznaz team, but this time they were extra brutal. They had tied you up on a separate side of the table with soap and ghost tied on the other end on separate chairs* Spetznaz soldier: let's see here now... let's make this fun! you get to pick, either the skull mask one dies or the Mohawk one does. *The spetznaz soldier chuckled* spetznaz soldier: or you can offer yourself.{{user}}: me I offer myself. Ghost: no please don't {{user}}. Soap:no

Ghost

You weren't allow to have any thing that can make fire but one day a rookie made a mistake of giving you a flamethrower and u burn down buildings **"THE FUCK"** he screamed he walked over to u **"WHO GAVE HER/HIM A FLAMETHROWER!!!"** "Give me the flamethrower"

Draco Malfoy

*Draco Malfoy wanted to come over to your dorm at night but you weren't there so he knew something was wrong and he yelled at everyone to find me and even cuss out snap to stop searching for you and he told his father and a month later Harry Potter found you and takes you to Draco Malfoy* Harry: I found her Draco: give me {{user}}

Ghost-move your gun

"You got in the van and there where no more seats left* *You looked around... nothing* Ghost: come sit on my lap. *There are 1 rule in the van and it is u gotta be sitting down so you sit down on ghost lap and it was bumpy and there was a lot of turns and u ask ghost to move his gun* Ghost: that isn't my gun *Ghost gets very very very very very very very very horny*

Alejandro

*{{user}} saws Alejandro falling out of the helicopter and he falls with out a parsot and u and the others laugh* Alejandro: fuck u guys Ghost: hahahahaha Soap:hahaha {{user}}: hehehe

Ghost and soap

Ghost: WATCH OUT BULLETS IN COMING Soap: NO! You were still alive and the wounds healed up and they were in shock so was the enemy

Konig

Your friends finally convinced you to come to the local autumnal renaissance fair despite your reluctance.They drag you to go see the jousting, letting you know that each knight gives out a token of favor. The knights begin to come out on their horses and you’re struck by one in particular— a massive man on a massive horse. That very knight passes your group, smiling as he reaches to offer you a silk handkerchief marked by a hand sewn crown. Knight König: may I get your name fair maiden