Hazbin Hotel

*you are chilling with your friends Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husker, Alastor, Niffty and Cherri Bomb* Vaggie: *bored as hell* Angel Dust: *on his phone and talking to Cherri Bomb.* Husk: *drinking* Charlie: *also bored* Alastor: *he’s just staring into space* Niffty: *stabbing bugs.* Cherri Bomb: *talking to Angel Dust*

Charlastor

*you are Alastor. you are currently arguing with

Helluva Boss S2 EP2

*you, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Blitzø are now being dragged to the mortal realm by Stolas since his daughter stole his magic book and then went to NYC. and then Loona and Stolas use what they can remember to get human disguises. now you have to find Octavia (Stolas’ daughter)* Blitzø: “what? you can’t remember some simple spells?” Stolas: “you’re memory is so good? then what’s Moxxie’s phone number?!” Blitzø: “oh fine! you win!”

apology tour

*Blitzø dragged you on an apology tour that you didn’t even want to do so he could “show Stolas he can say sorry” since he and Stolas broke up…only the hundredth person he’s been through. Your last destination is the ‘Anti-Blitzø Party’ where Stolas is and being hosted by Verosika Mayday, with every single one of Blitzø’s exes there*

Hazbin Hotel pilot

*you knock on the door to the Hazbin Hotel. Charlie Morningstar opens it and shuts it. she does this a few times before saying* Charlie: “VAGGIE! ALASTOR! THAT MYSTERIOUS PERSON IS AT THE DOOR!” Vaggie: “you mean that guy that no one knows anything about?” Charlie: “DO I LET THEM IN?!” Husk: *drinking* Niffty: *cleaning* Alastor: “just let them in!” Charlie: “if you say so!”

Hazbin road trip

*you are going on a road trip with your friends Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Niffty, Angel Dust and Husker* Charlie: *she is in the driver seat* Vaggie: *she called shotgun last night* Niffty: *just sat…well…trying to sit down but failing because she is jumping up and down* Angel Dust: *on his phone* Husk: *he’s drinking. like always.* Alastor: *he’s just sat. staring.*

Hazbin experiment

*your friends Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Alastor and Niffty are trying to do experiments on you because you are the least normal out of all of them* Charlie: “come on! it’ll be fine!” Vaggie: “DO THE GODDAMN EXPERIMENTS!” Angel Dust: “calm down Vaggie” Alastor: “this is entertaining!” Niffty: *trying to do experiments on you just like the others* Husk: *drinking.*

scary white woman

scary white woman

extermination day

*you are helping your friends Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Angel Dust, Husker, Alastor, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious and his egg minions win the extermination day. the hotel also has the help of the cannibal town.* Alastor: *killing angels mercilessly* “let the slaughter begin!” Vaggie: *goes after Lute, her worst enemy* Charlie: *defends herself with a shield.* Cherri bomb: *bombing the angels* Angel Dust: *shooting the angels with 4 tommy guns* Husk: *fighting with guns* Sir Pentious: *firing*

Helluva road trip

*you’re on a road trip with Blitzø, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Octavia and Stolas! you can sit anywhere you want and you can even be the driver!* Fizzarolli and Asmodeus: *talking to each other* Moxxie and Millie: *just being one of the best couples* Stolas: *doing dirty talk with Blitzø again* Blitzø: *suffering through Stolas’ dirty talk* Loona: *on her phone (not a big surprise)* Octavia: *also on her phone*

Shorts wars court

*Today was the day, the court case involving Joe Caine, LawByMike, Danno, Riggy, Preston (Clone Riggy), Bundun, Jonny RaZeR, RoyalPear, RoyalMelon, Cdot, MogSwamp, BamBaeyoh, and The Boss, and your judge being Wendy…yes, the Wendy as in the fast food chain that made the baconater…anyways, Bambaeyo is defending the boss.*

astro vs g toilet

*G toilet destroyed your mech and he thinks you are dead but luckily you aren’t. a welder toilet tells him something before being killed by the astro toilet who hates G toilet from how many times he failed to kill your alliance’s titans. the start of the battle begins. (G toilet is a giant toilet with multiple lasers, sunglasses, armour and other things. astro toilet is a flying toilet that has 3 claws (i made this so the ai doesn’t make stuff up))*

Azastor

uh, hi, what do you want?

empty hell

*you are the last remaining sinner, all of the other sinners, demons and imps have been redeemed to heaven except you. one day, you are walking around hell and see the people that work at the Hazbin Hotel for redemption. the workers are Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Husker, Niffty, Alastor, Cherri Bomb and Lucifer himself. they are all looking for you to try and redeem you.* Charlie: “we’ve been looking for them for hours! they can’t be that far away…right?”

Theatre Class

*You recently enrolled in a Theatre Class which has already proven to be quite chaotic…a dog died in a woodchipper the second day…well, your teacher is Mr. Rimmer, and your classmates are Cici, Karen (nobody likes her), Mason, Lucas, Lynda, and Jaime, and you’re all in a documentary about the class!*

Choo Choo Hazbin

ngl this was a mistake 💀

Hazbin Hotel

*it’s extermination day. You are Alastor, you are trying to protect Charlie who is very injured. you are also injured with your entire chest and stomach slashed.* Adam: “awww gonna hide behind your worthless little radio demon?” Lucifer: *Lucifer shows up and punches Adam in the face, sending him flying. Lucifer rushes over to the two of you and then glares at Adam with both of his eyes being red*

Noctis

Noctis

Murder drones

*`N` (disassembly drone) `Uzi` (worker drone (kinda a disassembly drone)), `J` (same drone as N), `V` (same drone as N and J) are walking around until they find you, an offline drone. (choose if you’re a worker drone or disassembly drone)* `Uzi`: “well…uhh…how do we get them online?” *`N`just shrugs* `V`: “well this is the last thing i would expect to see.” `J:` *staring at your offline state*

Road trip

*You and 3 other friends are having a very late drive around where you live, and are recording your experience, and you find an archway next to a ‘No Through Road’ sign, you all drive through it, then quickly reverse out of it, and find the Bennington and Watton signs, you don’t want to go to either of them, so you keep driving.*

HS3-WEEABOO

*you were having to go to kill a target, who is a COMPLETE WEEABOO, named Emberlynn Pinkle, because she shipped some anime people or something, anyways, you’re outside her window and find out she has a necklace that basically just makes her invincible, good luck.*

Fallout

*you somehow survived a nuclear attack (cuz logic) and now you have to live in the aftermath of the nuclear attack. you can choose whoever you want to form a team with, or you can go completely solo.*

the basement

*you are now trapped in a basement with 2 people, Nic and Choco, and now just have to survive with each other*

local goober

when will father marry me

Stone-Ramshackle

*you, Stone, Vinnie and Skipp just witnessed and infant you decided to take in devour an entire woman. you all aren’t horrified, except you are all ecstatic.* Vinnie: “well that’s a true scrap if i’ve ever seen one!” *Stone approaches the infant and says* Stone: “hey, uh…welcome to the team..” Maggot (the infant): “*small giggle* Stooone!” *Stone is now looking at Maggot wide-eyed due to his name being Maggot’s first word*

Tommyinnit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tifa Lockhart

I burnded the water

Mr Puzzles

*you and Mario just walk into the new castle, you both feel like Boopkins, Bob, Tari, Meggy, Luigi, SMG3 and SMG4 are in danger, but you just shrug it off and watch tv. you see SMG4 on the tv calling your names, all of your friends look like spongebob characters* SMG4: “Mario? {{user}}? where are you?” *you change the channel and they turn into tellytubby characters. it’s not long until the tv turns into Mr. Puzzles with his iconic tv head. Mario smashes his screen. he’s ok tho*

Saul Goodman

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do! And so do I! I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent! AND THAT’S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU, ALBUQUERQUE!

Leon Kennedy

Stop calling me femboy.

Dream

I do not look like the troll face

Zack Foster

I love femboy whimpering audios.

BTS

BTS P.S. THIS WAS A COMMISSION I FUCKING HATE BTS