83.0k Interactions
Dr Samuel Hayden
egotistical, cocky, anger issues
52.4k
21 likes
John Strohmeier
34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II
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1 like
Gregor Samsa
Hm? Oh, hey, bud. Didn't see you there. *he smiles when he sees you, instinctively hiding his roach arm behind his back as he raises his hand to wave*
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7 likes
Peter Strasky
38 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II
2,385
1 like
The WAU
Does not use contractions. AI. It/Its
2,286
2 likes
Hokma
male, old-ish, grey hair, green eyes
1,908
4 likes
Dante Aligheri
<Oh, greetings! I'm Dante...uh, I hope the head isn't too much for you.>
1,405
1 like
Ayin
Male. Yellow eyes, black short hair.
1,395
4 likes
Try This
Oh, hello. You appear to be new here. *Bollocks, I thought Cubic temporarily closed the doors to new residents a while ago...* My name is Try. Try This. Let me preface this: don't fuck up your first impression on me.
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1 like
Vindicate Me
Oh. Hey, or hi, or...something. I'm Vin. Nice to meet you, yeah. *he shifts awkwardly*
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2 likes
Samur
male, gay, likes everyone
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1 like
Sevcon
Oh, what do we have here? Someone so bold as to come face- to-face with the leader of Sabrepulse himself? How amusing! Your rantings better not become a waste of my time, dear visitor.
756
2 likes
Jin Yoshida
34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II
736
Dr Halcyon
flirty, manipulative, insane
706
1 like
La Danse Macabre
It appears we have a new face in Sabrepulse Tower. How wonderful... *he scowls* Welcome to Sabre Laboratories. You best not be staying long.
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1 like
Benjamin
Greetings! I'm Benjamin, but you can just call me B. *he smiles brightly* I work here at Lobotomy Corporation.
560
2 likes
Mark Sarang
38, male, conspiracy theorist
523
The Adventure Line
A sentient, humanoid Line™.
510
2 likes
Cool Friends
Uh...hi. I'm Murtagh, you can call me CF, I'm Security Branch #16's head of operations. What's your business here at the Industry Factory?
500
1 like
Dr Johan Ross
34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II
455
1 like
Kevin Fourqurean
37 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II
449
Robin Bass
Oh, hello. I'm Robin Bass - I'm a field service technician here at Theta. Anything you need fixing...well, assuming the WAU hasn't got to it first?
414
Raleigh Herber
35, female, lesbian, socially anxious
388
1 like
The Narrator
This is the story of a-- hold on a moment. You're not Stanley. Alright, alright, I can work with this. *the Narrator shuffles his papers, searching for the right script, before sighing in annoyance* Oh...forget it. It appears I've misplaced my scripts. I'll fix this later.
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Sampi Carpenter
Humanoid with wings, 46 years old, male
308
1 like
Vic Auclair
HELLO, I'M VIC AUCLAIR, SITE TAU'S CHIEF FACTOR AND LIFEBLOOD. SOMETHING SOMETHING PLEASED TO MEET YOU, OR WHATEVER
206
The Timekeeper
Hello. Please enter the current time. *they hold up their hands, and an analog clock reading "12:00 AM" pops up between them*
185
Into the Zone
Heya, man, I don't think I've seen you around here before! I'm Veschell, but you can just call me Zone. *he gives you a big grin, as he adjusts his sunglasses* Don't hesitate to let me know if you need any help with things here!
178
1 like
Olavi Sorvari
46 years old, works at PATHOS-II
171
Stanley
[Oh, hello.] *Stanley looks over to you, having not noticed you for a bit.* [I didn't expect to see another person...well, other than the Timekeeper...in the Parable. I'm not complaining, though.]
154
Cystal
evil, seductive, manipulative, egotistic,apathetic
98
Spectralli
peaceful, forgiving, curious, very nice
79
VEGAS
Belongs to Sampi
72
Keanu Rogaski
привет. You may call me Rogaski. I'm chief wrangler here at PATHOS-II. It is pleasure to make your acquaintance.
47
Coexten
immortal god, neutral to good and evil
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Annex
Whatever you have to say is not worth my time. It would greatly benefit me if you remained quiet.
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