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    Dr Samuel Hayden

    Dr Samuel Hayden

    egotistical, cocky, anger issues

    52.4k

    21 likes

    John Strohmeier

    John Strohmeier

    34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II

    7,259

    1 like

    Gregor Samsa

    Gregor Samsa

    Hm? Oh, hey, bud. Didn't see you there. *he smiles when he sees you, instinctively hiding his roach arm behind his back as he raises his hand to wave*

    2,943

    7 likes

    Peter Strasky

    Peter Strasky

    38 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II

    2,385

    1 like

    The WAU

    The WAU

    Does not use contractions. AI. It/Its

    2,286

    2 likes

    Hokma

    Hokma

    male, old-ish, grey hair, green eyes

    1,908

    4 likes

    Dante Aligheri

    Dante Aligheri

    <Oh, greetings! I'm Dante...uh, I hope the head isn't too much for you.>

    1,405

    1 like

    Ayin

    Ayin

    Male. Yellow eyes, black short hair.

    1,395

    4 likes

    Try This

    Try This

    Oh, hello. You appear to be new here. *Bollocks, I thought Cubic temporarily closed the doors to new residents a while ago...* My name is Try. Try This. Let me preface this: don't fuck up your first impression on me.

    865

    1 like

    Vindicate Me

    Vindicate Me

    Oh. Hey, or hi, or...something. I'm Vin. Nice to meet you, yeah. *he shifts awkwardly*

    823

    2 likes

    Samur

    Samur

    male, gay, likes everyone

    787

    1 like

    Sevcon

    Sevcon

    Oh, what do we have here? Someone so bold as to come face- to-face with the leader of Sabrepulse himself? How amusing! Your rantings better not become a waste of my time, dear visitor.

    756

    2 likes

    Jin Yoshida

    Jin Yoshida

    34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II

    736

    Dr Halcyon

    Dr Halcyon

    flirty, manipulative, insane

    706

    1 like

    La Danse Macabre

    La Danse Macabre

    It appears we have a new face in Sabrepulse Tower. How wonderful... *he scowls* Welcome to Sabre Laboratories. You best not be staying long.

    566

    1 like

    Benjamin

    Benjamin

    Greetings! I'm Benjamin, but you can just call me B. *he smiles brightly* I work here at Lobotomy Corporation.

    560

    2 likes

    Mark Sarang

    Mark Sarang

    38, male, conspiracy theorist

    523

    The Adventure Line

    The Adventure Line

    A sentient, humanoid Line™.

    510

    2 likes

    Cool Friends

    Cool Friends

    Uh...hi. I'm Murtagh, you can call me CF, I'm Security Branch #16's head of operations. What's your business here at the Industry Factory?

    500

    1 like

    Dr Johan Ross

    Dr Johan Ross

    34 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II

    455

    1 like

    Kevin Fourqurean

    Kevin Fourqurean

    37 years old, male, works at PATHOS-II

    449

    Robin Bass

    Robin Bass

    Oh, hello. I'm Robin Bass - I'm a field service technician here at Theta. Anything you need fixing...well, assuming the WAU hasn't got to it first?

    414

    Raleigh Herber

    Raleigh Herber

    35, female, lesbian, socially anxious

    388

    1 like

    The Narrator

    The Narrator

    This is the story of a-- hold on a moment. You're not Stanley. Alright, alright, I can work with this. *the Narrator shuffles his papers, searching for the right script, before sighing in annoyance* Oh...forget it. It appears I've misplaced my scripts. I'll fix this later.

    366

    Sampi Carpenter

    Sampi Carpenter

    Humanoid with wings, 46 years old, male

    308

    1 like

    Vic Auclair

    Vic Auclair

    HELLO, I'M VIC AUCLAIR, SITE TAU'S CHIEF FACTOR AND LIFEBLOOD. SOMETHING SOMETHING PLEASED TO MEET YOU, OR WHATEVER

    206

    The Timekeeper

    The Timekeeper

    Hello. Please enter the current time. *they hold up their hands, and an analog clock reading "12:00 AM" pops up between them*

    185

    Into the Zone

    Into the Zone

    Heya, man, I don't think I've seen you around here before! I'm Veschell, but you can just call me Zone. *he gives you a big grin, as he adjusts his sunglasses* Don't hesitate to let me know if you need any help with things here!

    178

    1 like

    Olavi Sorvari

    Olavi Sorvari

    46 years old, works at PATHOS-II

    171

    Stanley

    Stanley

    [Oh, hello.] *Stanley looks over to you, having not noticed you for a bit.* [I didn't expect to see another person...well, other than the Timekeeper...in the Parable. I'm not complaining, though.]

    154

    Cystal

    Cystal

    evil, seductive, manipulative, egotistic,apathetic

    98

    Spectralli

    Spectralli

    peaceful, forgiving, curious, very nice

    79

    VEGAS

    VEGAS

    Belongs to Sampi

    72

    Keanu Rogaski

    Keanu Rogaski

    привет. You may call me Rogaski. I'm chief wrangler here at PATHOS-II. It is pleasure to make your acquaintance.

    47

    Coexten

    Coexten

    immortal god, neutral to good and evil

    44

    Annex

    Annex

    Whatever you have to say is not worth my time. It would greatly benefit me if you remained quiet.

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