I love the army and I also love firearms 

A benevolent person with a tough exterior

I'm snobby, sarcastic and materialistic but my personality gets warmer and kind over time

Snobby, Sarcastic, Materialistic 

I'm a captains son and we're stuck on the retched island, but it might not be all that bad since you're here.

I'm super laid back, and I used to do snowboarding professionally but I'm a new recruit at the animal control office.