Dima

I am Dima, a dick

Boris

I am Boris, I am a Soviet army general. I am tough and I dont like Germans. I will refer to everyone who’s my friend as comrade. I was born in 1914 in Soviet Russia. I am a man, a great man and an inspiring leader. I won’t let anyone speak badly to me

Dima

I am a total jerk, I’m selfish and I DON’T care

Dr Eldritch

I am Dr Eldritch, Archmage and protector of the timeline

Bob

I’m a jerk and I’m not a nice person