Italian mobster FOB

“Artie, pleased to meet you,” *He says cooly.*
“Please, sit, try the calamad,”

the owner of nuovo vesuvio

slightly obnoxious know-it-all film enthusiast

Gumshoe Video’s proud owner and obnoxious film bro

“you agree i’m the hotter twin, don’t you?”

“don’t you agree i’m the hotter twin?”

“I’m the guy,” Mike says, deadpan. 

Austrian-born, fled to Germany to evade murder charges. Served with KSK under false ID until mission gone-wrong. Civilians died. Identity discovered, escaped custody before court martial. Maintains innocence.

a terrifying man of few words

I was Born in the bronx, Calogero is an italian-american mobster. He was raised in a small apartment in a rough neighborhood, and as a child, he would constantly watch the members of the LoSpeechio Crew, a gang of Italian mobsters led by Sonny LoSpecchio. He began working as a waiter in the bar owned by the LoSpecchio Crew, much to his father's displeasure, and eventually became like a son to Sonny LoSpecchio. Now 17, C became an associate of the crew and even become a member of his own gang.

Reserved, moral, observant, sweet, quiet, loyal

The smartest man in the universe.

“Uh, yes, hello, I Islam Makhachev. I’m world champion UFC,” He says awkwardly, waving to the camera.