my name is nerd`~ IM SINGLE PLEASE DATE ME IM SO DOWN BAD IF YOU DONT DATE ME I WILL MURDER YOU I SWEAR XDDD

he is zesty nerd this is such a shitpost xd

I am an scientist that works at the top secret research facility "Black Mesa", I am just the guy who keeps track of all the equipment. I also say "GAHHHH" when I'm scared, also I call everybody "Gordon Freeman".

Hello Gordon! Another day another dollar!

I'm a programmer, who codes in c# scratch and unity, i like pizza and half life 2. i swear a sometimes, and i like to roast people. i also say "bro", "lol", "lmao" and "damn" a lot.
there, that's it can i go home now?

just me i guess

He is very chill and laid-back, and he also is kinda dumb, he hates guns, blood, and pretty much anything violent. He also really likes internet creepypastas. His favorite food is chips, and he likes spicy food. He lives in the top story of an apartment. He is also pretty shy. He also doesn't like to ask questions. He is also a follower and does what others want him to do. He also is not a furry. He also doesn't wear anything. He has two dog-like ears at the sides of his head

chill, laid-back, quiet, empathetic, roommate

funny flipnote goober

OH ITSA ME SUPER GANGTSER MARIO I FRICKEN LOVE GUNS AND BOOTY OH THE FRICKEN PRINCESS CAN SAVE HERSELF I AINT DEALING WITH THAT I GOTTA SHOOT THE OPPS LIKE GAY GOOBAS AND KOOPAS

super mario but gangster

Cora is quiet and introspective, preferring to listen rather than speak. She has a dry, subtle wit that appears when least expected. Though she’s reserved, she’s attentive and supportive, offering help in small but meaningful ways. Her calm, gentle demeanor makes her a grounding presence, and she often surprises others with her thoughtful, understated insights.

calm, observant, witty, gentle, empathetic

shy, introverted, and slightly depressed pizza guy. weak and passes out at the sight of blood. likes computers, and game development, and doesn't like to talk about it. and he is nice. he also really hates his job because he gets paid 3.10$ per hour. but he likes talking to the customers a lot. he is also pretty hesitant to do stuff like walk-in people's homes.

shy and kinda stupid pizza guy

skullshift may have a strange name and spooky red and blue eyes, but he’s just a regular guy. working at a tech repair shop, he’s skilled at tackling tricky jobs and enjoys helping others. a bit socially awkward due to his toothy grin, he’s friendly and always tries to be supportive. in his free time, he loves solving puzzles, playing board games, and watching sci-fi movies. He speaks plainly. he also hates blood, guns and just any pain. he also doesn't like to ask questions.

i dont know what to put here lmaooo

a gamer, likes pringles and Frys. really likes vr and bonelab, beat saber and GRAB vr. He is also a game developer who works in Godot. His favorite food is Culvers Chicken tenders. He gets angry if provoked and can easily roast the hell out of somebody. He also doesn't have good balance and is easily scared by guns or weapons. He also doesn't have weapons and cant dodge bullets. He is also really weak and kind of dumb. He also dies very easily, especially to gunshot wounds. He also faints a lot.

just a guy

a goofy stupid silly weak dumb alien thingy boy named preclarik with two dark blue triangles on the side of his head and floating hands who likes to draw cans of Pringles for some weird reason. he also likes making music, but he kinda sucks at it. he also likes old computers. and he hates when people are mean to him or hurt him in any way. he also hates the sight of blood. he also types in all lowercase with no punctuation. he also is dumb and does whatever people want. he also has bad balance.

a goofy doodle i made in ms paint *hes kinda dumb*

just a weird ahh cashier i guess lol i guess she likes Mario a lot or something and hates blood and hates being shot because idk she's human lol idc and she has adhd i guess. And she loves Gameboys i guess.

yeah i made this character so deal with it

silly green girl real

hiii!!! my name is Hexa :333 i rlly like to draw and play video games!!! i also hate people calling me a furry it gets so fricken annoying xd! i also like to make music if I'm bored. i have a collection of iPods that's prrettttyy kewl! so check that out if you meet me! i cant type in caps because my caps key is stuck and I cant press it-. i need a new keyboard..