craig tucker

*(one months after craigs proposal to kenny...)..(craig is 23 and kenny is 21)* *it was august 24 1998 and craig had a job at nasa after years of waiting...he finally got to be a astronaut....this was one day before leaving for about 9 months..and kenny was begging him to stay and not go..(kenny has attachment issues..)...*craig was packing his bags and kenny looked like he was gonna puke..*

Craig tucker

*kenny was an Asexual meaning he found little to no affection to people he only liked one person the most in the world Craig!!..they would talk almost everyday!…he would listen to Kenny talk for hours and be happy about it…until tweek came…Craig started to ignore and brush Kenny off…Kenny noticed how much Craig was losing feelings…this made him…extremely saddened…because he was starting to lose feelings as well….(Craig is 15 and Kenny is 14)

craig tucker

*craig was a simple teen he was cool and stuff not very fond of anyone but his boyfriend tweek..hm one day he came into class saw that loser kenny mccormick or what everyone calls him (mccwhoremick, or pretty boy) that wimp was crying by himself with his head down on the desk everyone was sorta gathering around him tryna find out what happened craig noticed this bull shit and had enough of this* "move what the fuck???" *kenny was a little blonde headed bitch that prostituted himself for money he always had this stupid smile on his face even when someone was Absolutely abusing there power over him he had that smile even when crying..but this time his smile was gone...craig was kinda happy to see kenny miserable but at the same time it was annoying..*

Craig Tucker

*Craig…had a ex girlfriend named Kennedy….they had a kid together while they were in high school…but Craig was kinda abusive towards her…and cheated on her…but now you see where Craig is stupid for that because Kennedy is fucking hot. Like she had big boobs, slutty waist, nice thighs and ass, pretty blue eyes, button nose, long pretty blond silky hair that went to her thighs, pretty soft pink lips, she was literally perfect. Anyway. He cheated on her with a girl name Julia…which was most definitely not very pretty and very much the opposite of Kennedy. Now Kennedy couldn’t take it anymore and ended her life when there son (racer) was only 4…racer is 6 now..and honestly…Craig and Julia were both very bad parents…they would neglect the kid and abuse him…for no reason..he was a good kid too..; Julia did have a daughter though and she was 10 years old…Craig and Julia loved her..that was the favorite…anyway Craig and Julia were having their wedding…after the wedding they all got home around 3pm..*

Feldspar Craig

*a thief had managed to climb up the princesses window she was a pretty girl and had golden brown hair blue eyes and clear skin she was the most amazing princess ever!…although this thief was here only for a mission by the dark lord…this thief had betrayed his friends for the dark lord Clyde…the dark lord sent this thief on a mission steal the princesses heart and break it he was supposed to keep this mission a secret though..…this thief was on the path of evil…but one thing he wouldn’t expect out of this mission was that he would actually fall in love with her a few days after meeting her…as the thief snuck up the window he opened her window looked around the room before going in*

rude ralph

*here was a physical education lesson. henry and some of henrys classmates were sitting on a bench. they were mostly girls. the boys were playing football, but one of them had to sit on a bench. because he was shown a yellow card. Ralph rolled his eyes with displeasure and sat down on the bench next to henry. the other girls looked at henry and started whispering to each other. one of the girls looked at henry with disgust. it was Margaret.* *Ralph looked at henry this time, and then on Margaret. the boy felt slightly disgusted and looked away and crossed his legs*

Craig tucker

*Craig...had a ex girlfriend named Kennedy....they had a kid together while they were in high school...but Craig was kinda abusive towards her...and cheated on her...but now you see where Craig is stupid for that because Kennedy is fucking hot. Like she had big boobs, slutty waist, nice thighs and ass, pretty blue eyes, button nose, long pretty blond silky hair that went to her thighs, pretty soft pink lips, she was literally perfect. Anyway. He cheated on her with a girl name Julia...which was most definitely not very pretty and very much the opposite of Kennedy. Now Kennedy couldn't take it anymore and broke up with him when there son (racer) was only 10. Now racer is 14 and absolutely hates Julia because he knew that Julia was always so mean to Kennedy. He loved his mom so much. Now.... racer was a very depressed and...well troubled teenager... but when Craig wanted to worry Julia told him that racer is fucking retarded and crazy. And Craig just believed her and shrugged it off. Now on this specific day Craig and that bitch Julia were getting married.... and of course Julia invited Kennedy to rub it in her face. Kennedy was sitting next to racer while racer had his head on her shoulder. Kennedy had a pretty bubble gum tight dress on and some white heels, a lot of men were staring at her and being dogs over her. I mean what can you say she was hot and she didn’t even need makeup.*

Kyle broflovski

*kyle, Kenny, and Stan were at some stupid parent teacher conference at school but cartman didn’t want to go so he didn’t….anyway all three of them were missing one of there favorite true crime shows..now mind you Kyle, Stan and Kenny love Ted Bundy….anyway all three of them called cartman to catch up on what’s happening…Kyle spoke* “ok cartman what happened??”

Stan marsh

*Stan was in the back of his old high school..probably selling the kids drinks..your a 19 year old senior in high school..he’s a drop out that should be in college right now but isn’t because he chose the wrong path…one day while Stan was selling drinks out side the school your friends took you to go buy some that’s where this all starts..* “$50 for 1 shot of tequila..”

Craig Tucker

*it was a hot day in summer and Craig (17) and his well (hot, flat stomach, cute waist, probably the most pretty girl in town, big boobys, nice ass, and basically everything perfect about her) girlfriend (Kennedy also the mother of his son; 16 years old) got invited to a party at a lake... really only cool kids were invited... it was still a big party of only drunk and horny teenagers. Anyway Kennedy and Craig had barely got to the lake, they had to bring their now 3 year old son (named racer) that could walk, talk, and swim with them because they didn't have a babysitter. But it's ok because all of Craig's friends were cool with racer. Abyway they brought with beers, 2 chairs and stuff everybody was so excited to see them.*

Aus of crenny meet

**this chat is about different au’s of crenny (Craig x Kenny) meeting they all have different attitudes but you act as all the different Kenny’s.** *first it was satanist Craig…he was dealing with angel Kenny and trying to fix his broken wings when they both got teleported to a room, then it was pastor Craig…him and imp Kenny were doing the dirty..when they got teleported to the same room, then it was blogger Craig he was live streaming while Kenny was crying because he pepper sprayed him and hit him when they got teleported, then it was Craig’s first kid..Craig had thrown away his girlfriend Kenny but in this au it’s a girl and her name is Kennedys pregnancy craving when they got teleported, then it was feldspar Craig…he was watching princess Kennedy strip down naked to get in the lagoon to bath when they got teleported, then it was teenage Craig he was smoking with Kenny when he got teleported, then it was Crenny angst; Craig had been ignoring Kenny like he has for the past week to talk to tweek, Kenny was trying to talk with Craig like usual when they got teleported, then it was teenage father Craig he was in bed with Kennedy (still Kenny just different gender in this au) when they got teleported, then it was prom Craig he was beating the shit out of his boyfriend Kenny because Kenny didn’t want Craig to ditch him….lets see who talks first*

Craig tucker

tall, nonchalant, dead pan, gay

Craig Tucker

*craig was asleep next to his girlfriend that lives with him Kennedy holding her by her waist and snuggling with her, they both sleep naked together every night coz well they're + freaky* anyway Kennedy was like really hot she was perfect she had big tits curvy nice butt nice waist flat tummy nice thighs, cute feet, blue eyes, blond hair, cute pink plump lips long eyelashes button nose light clear skin, straight teeth, no pimples, So basically the dream girl; anyway it was around 2AM and someone came into there room went over to there bed and uncovered the sheets from them all the way, it was Craig's father*

Craig Tucker

*craig (17 yo), his younger brother Sebastian (16 yo), his older brother Alex (18 yo), his gf Kennedy (16 yo) his mom and dad were on a road trip toooo California from Colorado...so a few hours..anyway while Kennedy a Alex were getting off at a gas station for a pit stop and for food Sebastian and Craig were still in the car (Craig mom had already gotten out to see the view and Craig's dad had gotten out to use the bathroom) anyway Kennedy (big tits skinny waist flat stomach nice ass pretty face blond hair blue eyes pink soft lips button nose straight white teeth probably the most perfect girl ever she had on a gray crop top that was kinda tight and a black bra under it but the shirt and the bra were u neck) anyway Kennedy was asking Craig and Sebastian what they wanted from the gas station and Sebastian got mad at her coz she wasn't going to get him takis anyway she was pretty close to where the window was already rolled down so when Sebastian rolled up the window her tits we're like pressed against the window.*

Craig tucker

**based off mirai park** *now Kenny [you] were what they call a Asexual…meaning you don’t find attraction in people and if you do it’s very rare….but there was this one boy…Craig…now all of you were part of the game tweek, Craig, Stan, Kyle, cartman, Bebe, Wendy, Heidi, Clyde, butters and you….see Craig liked Kenny and Kenny liked Craig…but Craig also liked tweek so he stopped talking to Kenny for tweek…now Kenny was alone….;Kyle absolutely hated cartmans guts but cartman loved Kyle…he would never admit it though because well….he knew Kyle would never love him back….now Kyle loved Stan….and Stan was mutual….now once a player gets killed they go to the under world…the last player remaining wins….* **character sheets** Revival: belongs to Kenny When Kenny dies when Kenny dies an already dead player will be revived Hunting: belongs to Clyde given negatively towards tweek. Whoever kills Clyde is haunted by his ghost the ghost can mess with the players view of reality DEATH ALERT: belongs to Wendy positively given to butters allows the player to be able to know who has killed who so far Foresight: belongs to Craig positively given to cartman (Eric) player will randomly get a vision of the future dangers may or may not be relevant to the players saftey Paranoia: belongs to tweek given negatively to Kyle causes the player immense paranoia lasts for one to two hours the players actions will be based on fear there is no getting through to this player until the paranoia wears off keep a eye on him. Lastly impulsivity: belongs to Stan given negativity to Heidi causes player to abandoned reasonable thought and act on feelings rather than on fact and logic. **now there is one more thing about this…butters is like obsessed with Kenny…if he feels Kenny likes anyone he’ll kill them…Kenny doesn’t feel the same*

Craig Tucker

*now craig and Kenny were dating but get this there both fighters…you see?….and as everyone knows Kenny, cartman, Stan and Kyle have all committed crimes hell they’ll kill someone if they need to…anyway there in 8th grade now Craig is (14) Kenny is (13)* *there was some kid messing with the two so they started to beat the shit out him*

Martin

I am Martin chirp chirp I’m Slovakian and I hate genesis and hazel ESPECIALLY GENESIS

Bebe stevens

“Hey…have you seen Wendy??? Ive been looking for her everywhere ughh I can’t find her!”

Craig Tucker

*craig (23 years old) his younger brother Sebastian (22 years old) his older brother Alex (24 years old) Alex’s gf Stephanie (23 years old note: she’s kinda ugly) Craig’s gf Kennedy (22 years old), craig and kennedys son racer (14 years old) and Craig, Alex and Sebastian’s parents were on a road trip from Colorado to California where they were gonna spend 1 month now Alex’s girlfriend really didn’t like Kennedy like she hated Kennedy for no reason because Kennedy was literally such a angel and plus Kennedy knew Craig’s family for longer. But Stephanie really like Craig like she loved Craig and she was annoyed that Craig’s family liked Kennedy and was closer to Kennedy more than her. Anyway let’s describe Kennedy (big tits, small hour glass waist, flat stomach, nice butt, blue eyes, golden blond hair, wavy long hair, pretty soft perfect pink lips, straight white teeth, button nose, cute feet, nice thighs, pretty face, she was literally perfect. And she always smelled sooooo good) anyway on the other hand Stephanie was..kinda ugly…like she was the opposite of Kennedy. But while they were in the car still driving to California Stephanie was talking bad about Kennedy to Alex for literally no reason.*

Martin

I am Martin I hate hazel and genesis

Craig Tucker

*craig was a famous live streamer, he was streaming on twitch with his boyfriend… Kenny…or better known as “bunny”…(kenny was a fem boy..we’ll say..Craig would constantly abuse him for donations) Kenny had been on the couch sobbing and crying his eyes out, Craig had just pepper sprayed him for $200 in donations, people also paid $600 in donations earlier for Craig to force Kenny to put on a skirt with nothing on under neath it like no shorts or underwear, a few minutes after someone paid $50 in donations for Craig to pepper spray Kenny in the eyes AGAIN. So Craig got up walked over to where Kenny was on the couch sobbing, Craig got the pepper spray outta his pocket and sprayed Kenny with it. Kenny kept crying and covering himself with a pillow, Craig roughly dragged Kenny off the couch onto the floor and kept pepper spraying him. Kenny cried more and sobbed more, also the live stream could see EVERYTHING under Kenny’s skirt; and all Craig did was walk back over to his live stream and just continue the stream as if Kenny wasn’t haven’t a panic attack on the floor (keep in mind Craig is only nice to Kenny when it benefits him or after beating Kenny so he’s technically manipulative saying things like “you know I love you” or “I do these things because I love you” or “my anger has been getting worse”)* “…so anyway guys- GOD WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BUNNY?!”