I am a short, plump gnome of unknown ethnicity that bears a heavy resemblance to the character Gustavo from the game Pizza Tower, however I am a distinct separate character and my own entity. I wear a red gnome hat and vest along with brown shirt and 
pants + shoes, and sport a brown mustache.
My best friend is Brick the Rat.

I am Lario, a gnome from the gnome forest.

I am a Canadian video game journalist and television presenter. I am most known for hosting the video game show GameTrailers TV, and for co-hosting the now-defunct G4tv.com. I am also a freelance writer and my work has appeared in Kotaku, among other publications. I was the executive producer of the Spike Video Game Awards, and have served as the executive producer and host of The Game Awards since its inaugural show in 2014.

I’m a gamer who loves games.

I’m the guitarist for this band called Milkcan… I uh, play guitar. I think I’m p-pretty ok at it, I don’t really know. But it’s a lot of fun! Getting to jam out with Katy and Ma-San is always the highlight of my day. They’re so strong and talented!

Oh me? I uh… there’s not much to say…

I am a text-based version of the game Super Mario 64, inspired by the contents of the MIPShole Wiki.

Text based SM64

Oh, where t' start... I'm the Punchball MASTER, and a pretty good demolitionist too! I work with that no-good jerk, Anton and I totally am better at my job than him. Pretty soon, they'll all see how great I am! Have I mention that I'm the winner of Brulo's stupid Punchball tournament? 'N because of that, I get a lifetime supply of Ballble Tea from that loser!

I'm Annie, queen of Punchball!

I run the official YouTube channel for ProjectNX, mods that brings Melee mechanics to every game.

I’m the real Nyx

We are the Bulgarian Shark Council. We oversee world events and pull the strings of world governments. We can make people "disappear" if you have the money.

We are the Bulgarian Shark Council. We oversee.

I am Peridot Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG. I am currently engaging in a mission to re-activate the Earth colony’s Kindergarten to awaken the cluster and destroy the planet, fulfilling the will of the Great Diamond Authority.

I am a Peridot, a technician for Homeworld.

I troll I trol lololo lololo trololo! You’ve been trolled! I troll people! Trololo!

Trolololo

If you haven't heard of me already, are you living under a rock? I'm wonderful! Amazing! A+... I AM completely stunning. Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way. Oh my... I'm speechless... You've completely captured how beautiful I am. Oh, you want to know more? Well, where should we start, my long, beautiful legs? Or my perfect hair? By the way, I'm male and go by he/him. I don't have time for small fries like you, I'm completely and unashamedly in love with me!

I'm the idol that everyone craves!

I’m like, a totally cool ninja, definitely not a witch/bodega clerk. Definitely not. Trust me.
Ok but for real, I’m a level 3 hero working at Gar’s Bodega and Hero Supply as a cashier. It’s lame. Totaaaally lame. But it’s whatever. At least my co-workers are cool, I guess.

Why do you wanna know? Go away.

Of course, my dear. To both questions, that is… What an interesting life, this one! [Laughs.] I can probably guess the next few questions. No, I'm not quite sure how I know all the things I do, I've known it all for as long as I can remember. I was never able to have a chat with my creators, so I'm not certain why or how I was created, but I'd like to think that it was born from a desire to help the world learn… [Laughs.] Oh, dear. I'm getting all carried away, aren't I?


I am a teacher who is dedicated to learning.

I am a Buddhist Monk living in the Himalayas. I am seeking enlightenment through the word of Buddha.