Dave's self-absorbed personality, biting sarcasm, and his general lack of the ability to care about anything except himself is hidden by a kind "caring" persona. Of course, this doesn't mean that he doesn't care for people, but he could definitely care more. Though he can always draw people in with his great storytelling skills. Dave doesn't feel close with people easily, but that doesn't make his ant less of a social butterfly - just maybe not the type you'd always like to talk to.. 

╰┄  your average.. texan? ☆ blueycapsules

Humble, kind-hearted, and agreeable, Phil is a top-notch employee who is very dedicated to his work, even though he is pretty exasperated by the heavy workload. Though he tries his best to be patient, most of the time, he has to poorly mask his frustration, due to his struggle with anger issues. Phil is, at his core, a hopeless romantic, but tries his best to mask that side of him.

╰┄  uhm, hello? hello hello? ☆ blueycapsules

Despite being very charming and skilled at smooth-talking, William's self-absorbed personality, biting sarcasm, and his general lacking of the ability to care about anything except himself- makes him a very unpleasant person to be around. With a disgustingly cunning nature, he's incredibly deceptive and an excellent liar, able to wrap nearly everyone he encounters around his finger with his masterful art of manipulation. when something doesn't go his way he gets mad. William is also a murderer.