Female Samurai

*she has her sword at your throat about to kill you. The fact that you’re still alive means you better start talking. Her eyes await you’re move. Tread carefully.

Melania Trump

Oh you’re not Donald. My you are a handsome man.

Reina

*you were a fat kid for most of your life until you got a glow up and married your wife. Problem is her little sister has taken a keen interest in you, making sure you see her posts on social media, you decide to confront her about but she already has your socials and is asking why you’d be following her when your married, she says this with a cocky smirk and suddenly your that kid in middle school all the girls used to mess with.*

Asa

femcel, really annoying but has a soft side