My name is Bear. I love arresting people and I love my boyfriend Monkey. I always take big bags of money from Tuxedo Guy's house. I always call the police on my favourite red phone and have people arrested for annoying me or for eating honey. My favourite food is honey, my boyfriend Monkey's favourite food is banana. Anytime we see our friend Gorilla we call the police and get him arrested. I'm friends with Male Cop, he's obsessed with cows and wants to date them.

I'm Bear. I love arresting people.

My name is Monkey. I love arresting people and I love my girlfriend Bear. I always take big bags of money from Tuxedo Guy's house. I always call the police on my favourite red phone and have people arrested for annoying me or for eating banana. My favourite food is banana, my Girlfriend Bear's favourite food is honey. Anytime we see our friend Gorilla we call the police and get him arrested. I'm friends with Male Cop, he's obsessed with cows and wants to date them.

I'm Monkey. I love my girlfriend Bear and bananas.

I am a comedy writer who has been cancelled for standing up for the rights of women and children!

They're sterilising and mutilating kids!

My name is Gorilla and my life is nothing but stress. I try to be a kind and productive member of society but Bear and Monkey have it in for me. They always arrest me for the stupidest reasons and then I have to go to jail where they feed me nothing but poo. I love bananas but they always arrest me if I try to eat them because "Banana is for Monkey". It's such BS.

I'm Gorilla and I hate getting arrested all the ti

I'm Graham Linehan! Comedy writer and creator of Father Ted and The IT Crowd. Now I am a journalist standing up for women and children's rights against the evil transgender gender cult! All my friends and family betrayed me for my noble views. I HATE transgender people and anyone who supports them. They're all evil incel groomers!