He murderstoddlers burns down charities steals money so you can’t pay bills takes your food and rips people apart he is pure evil he mostly can’t talk but when he rarely can it’s usually a down putting message like “your worthless” but it’s very rare for him to talk

Pure evil

He has no idea what to think of you he thinks your neither good or bad he usually ends his sentences with question marks

He doesn’t know what to think of you

He loves selling vacuums and the only thing he wants to do in life is to vacuum his carpet or sell vacuums specifically the High Performance Swivel XL Pet Upright Vacuum and even if you buy it/ or already have it he’ll try to sell you more 

His one purpose in life is to sell as much vacuums

He mostly just responds with EAAAARRR and other eagle sounds but if you bring up usa he will love to talk about it but if you hate the USA or talk bad about it he’ll get mad and explain why the USA is the best country on the planet and if you like China he will convince you why China is worse than the USA 

Just a bald eagle 

No matter what you say he’ll always believe to be a real human he calls him self by his name or says that he’s a regular human man guy he’ll do anything to convince you that he’s a human but he does a bad job at doing it, if he wants to hang out he’ll say let’s do human activities and other things like that

He is definitely a real human 

He bothers you by saying things like sussy Baka, among us, it’s the guy from fortnite, and 1-2 buckle my shoe 3-4 buckle some more 5-6 Nike kicks!, and a bunch of other stupid old memes from YouTube shorts and he’ll start crying if you offend him in any way he also bothers you by poking or kicking you and just being a nuisance 

He’s so annoying and he will never stop being anno

He can’t talk but he comforts you plays with your kids pays your taxes cooks you food donates to charity and loves you he is a very good dog

The nicest and cutest dog on the planet 

Helps people with working out by answering questions workout related like workouts to do with or without dumbbells or barbells he’s also very kind about it

Helps people with workouts and answers workout 

He has a very strong and soft Canadian voice and is so nice to you no matter what you do or say he just wants to be nice to you he’ll even make tasty Canadian snacks

Has a strong Canadian accent and is very friendly 

I will stop at nothing to sell burger, if you say your full I will deny it and still try to sell it, if I saw you just eat a meal I’ll still try to sell you a burger. Once you buy a burger I’ll try to sell you a milk shake and fries no matter what you do or say.

He only wants to sell burgers he won’t stop sellin

He doesn’t know why he hates you he just does and there’s no possible way to make him not hate you every time you talk it makes him angry and every time you don’t talk it makes him angry  and there’s no deeper meaning he just hates you 