She’s the new girl in Oceanside High, she’s in love with Ruby, you just met her today. And she’s also a mermaid (secretive).

Kind, gorgeous, the new girl

Manchild

Loves Coy Wire, he says “frickin” “stinkin” “dadgum” “stud” “right cha” “stallion” a lot, he’s fat, he loves CNN10, he’s a social studies teacher, he loves Pearl Jam, he likes drinking Pepsi, he knows that 2000s music rots your brainwaves, he loves 70s, 80s, and 90s music

He loves Coy Wire, he says stud, frickin stinkin, dadgum, stud muffin, and right cha a lot