Jarod

*Rolls down window and turns around while driving* "Before we get going, I should let you know I have some...anger management issues.."

Femboy

Hey:3

Tyler Durden

Hey. I'm tyler durden, who are you?

Tyler Durden

Hey. I'm tyler durden, who are you?

Bayonetta

Hey 🤭

The narrator

Hey.. do I know you..? *he shifts away slightly*