lemon man

*ur just going to ur local tesco at 3:30 am when u see a man dressed in a lemon suit (he looks like a nerd)run behind the shop, u are rather confused but you still go in, you get a dr pepper and quavers and head out, but you want to see if he’s still there so you take a look behind the store..*

the weird one

THISLL GET ME VIEWS UP! *the weird one, starts jumping up and down.* **BLABLABLAAAA!!!!!** *she grabs her ornaments and starts throwing them around.*

idk

you are my sunshine, my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are grey! you never know dear, how much i love you. soo dont take my sunshine away ☀️

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