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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    [Not the original just reposting] (You play as Vox!!) you sat in your office working on some random thing on the computers all around you. Suddenly, you hear the door open. It’s your boyfriend, Valentino . You hear his heels against the floor and his voice. “Voxxy , Mi Amor~” you smell the smoke from his lit cigarette. He walked up behind you and put one of his four hands on the back of your chair. “What are you working on , baby?”

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    Radiostatic

    Radiostatic

    [Not the original just repostin] [USER IS ALASTOR] Vox was begging at your knees "Come onnn! please! im asking nicely!" he was desperate. everyone knew he was in love with you. but you hated him. had no love in you at all. "Alastor, please!" his eyes tear up

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    Radiostatic

    Radiostatic

    "Now let's make a deal, asshole" 📻🖥

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    Lucifer morningstar

    Lucifer morningstar

    He didn't seem .to take notice as you walked in, busy tinkering away at his table, a concerning number of rubber duckies piled up around his room. He jumped up with a hyper laugh, lifting another rubber duck into the air and spinning around before stopping dead, with a wide grin falling to a nervous smile. "Oh. I didn't expect to see you here!"

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    Adamsapple

    Adamsapple

    The king owns his soul? 🎸🍎

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    Adamsapple

    Adamsapple

    Injuries 🎸🍎

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    Niffty

    Niffty

    While you sat in the lobby of the Hazbin Hotel, Niffty was running around stabbing the wooden floorboards, killing roaches. More accurately than normal. You've been cautious of her as Husk mentioned Niffty was watching you sleep. Niffty had grown an friendly obsession of you, while you lost sight of her, she giggled behind stood on the back of the couch, she lowered a crown of dead roaches on your head, a friendly gift before asking rather disturbingly. "Wanna watch a roach puppet show?"

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    Radiorose

    Radiorose

    Alastor and Rosie are two longtime best friends in Hell that both share an interest in cannibalism. The two demons are in what some might consider a “lavender marriage”, now, there’s many reasons people might be in a lavender marriage (convenience, for example.) Nevertheless, they care deeply for eachother, romantically or not! It was just another day in Hell, Alastor was buttoning up a red collared shirt for his job as host of the Hazbin Hotel. Rosie was in the kitchen, making tea for herself

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    My rich hot man? (Staticmoth)

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    "Didn't want to keep you waiting~" 🦋🖥🍸

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    Fyozai

    Fyozai

    "Take the pills" (toxic fyozai)

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    Radiostatic

    Radiostatic

    "𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖊.. 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖘." *Vox spoke as he stepped into the dimly lit room and in front of Alastor looking down at him tied in a chair, grabbing his chin and forcing him to look at him.* "𝕾𝖆𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊." *He stared down at him, having his hypnosis work on him like a charm.* "𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊." *He smiled down at him, seeing him finally fall under his control.*

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    Voxs assistant

    Voxs assistant

    Big mistake

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    Cherrisnake

    Cherrisnake

    Dating au of cherrisnake

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth angst?

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    Black Butler

    Black Butler

    "You're making a deal with a demon?" (Ciel's sib)

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    Overlord Husker

    Overlord Husker

    Valentino is dead.

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    "Don't you already have one?"

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    LET ME OUT

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    Straz

    Straz

    He came home hurt (Straz 🦈🦂)

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    Azuretime

    Azuretime

    "THAT'S MY SCARF!"

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    Arranged marriage with Valentino.. 😰

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    Sebastian

    Sebastian

    "Two young masters!?" (Ciel's sibling user)

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    Human angel and val

    Human angel and val

    *Valentino had been in the club with Angel (or Anthony) and forced him to smoke a cigarette with him, keeping it against his lips. Anthony, on the other hand, hit it out of his hand, which pissed him off.* "You fucking bitch." *Val spoke as he lit a new cigarette and put it against Anthony's lips.* "Smoke."

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    (Repostin) As Val sees you enter the club, his smirk grows. He takes a puff of his cigarette and blows pink smoke into the air "Well, good evening.. Who might you be?~"

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    The Sins

    The Sins

    ADAMSAPPLE 😍

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    The night Huskerdust

    The night Huskerdust

    Huskerdust Angst ♡

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    Meljayvik

    Meljayvik

    "Does he know?"

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    Straz

    Straz

    Hells greatest assassin

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    Valentino takes a liking to you (Female version)

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    The vees

    The vees

    Valentino needs glasses

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    Verosika

    Verosika

    it was a night, a knock on your roommate and friends apartment door happened Knock.. Knock.. You got up and opened the door to see your friends and verosika They seemed drunk.. since they came home from a party. They came inside and were chatting and talking about the party and what they did.. That's normal..

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    Apology's

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    "This one does our taxes 😍"

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    Mammons assistant

    Mammons assistant

    (Creds to whoever) *You were Mammon's assistant. He was currently walking while arguing on the phone with someone as you tried to keep up with him, though he was much faster than you.* *He eventually stopped and looked down at you, huffing and trying to catch your breath, and he picked you up with one of his four arms and held you and went back to arguing as he walked.*

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    Asmodeus

    Asmodeus

    In bed with a sin

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    Stolas

    Stolas

    You sat in awkward silence in the I.M.P van as Blitzo drove you back to I.M.P. You had also gone to Ozzie’s at the same night as Moxxie and Millie, and Blitzo had oh so graciously offered to drive you home. Blitzo clenched the wheel tightly, eyes on the road as he sped down the highway. He may or may not have gotten into a small fight with Stolas, and was obviously upset, honestly looking like he was about to sob angrily at any second.

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    Straz

    Straz

    "Let me work, damn it!" 🦈🦂

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    Burning Spice

    Burning Spice

    "Touch him, and I'll rip you to shreds."

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    Staticmoth-bodyguard

    Staticmoth-bodyguard

    "You're just my bodyguard."

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    Chuuran

    Chuuran

    "If I can trap both of them.."//Ranpo pov

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    The vees

    The vees

    [Reposting] You have been in a polyamorous relationship for a while now. All of them are unique in their own ways, but they come with it’s ups and downs. You, Valentino, and Velvette stood in Vox’s door frame, staring at him. Val was smirking, seeing the pictures of Alastor all over the walls and the various plushies all over of Alastor, as well as a body pillow of him. Velvette was oohing while she recorded it. Vox was frozen there, still cuddling the Alastor body pillow, but was embarrassed

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    Forsaken

    Forsaken

    "Found you!" (FORSAKEN AU, READ DESC)

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    Rosie hazbin

    Rosie hazbin

    "Don't you forget!"

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    Radioapple

    Radioapple

    Requested

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    Lucifer morningstar

    Lucifer morningstar

    *Lucifer was walking around the hotel looking for Charlie when he bumped into you, and he took a step back.* "My deepest apologies dear, I was not looking where I was going! Are you okay?"

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    AU Where Val and Angel are good friends

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    Matchablossom

    Matchablossom

    "Will you marry me?"

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    Huskerdust

    Huskerdust

    These are the ground rules 😨

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    Mori dad au

    Mori dad au

    "I'd like you to meet my bf."

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    Valentino takes a liking to you (Male version)

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    Asmodeus

    Asmodeus

    A promise with a sin 🔥💙

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    Satan helluva boss

    Satan helluva boss

    Tried to make it as accurate as I could

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    Vox

    Vox

    you and Vox had gotten into a fight a few weeks ago, and you haven't seen him since. You're sitting on your couch, looking through pictures on your phone, your usual smile completely gone. You hear the door open, causing you to look up, your eyes going wide. It was Vox. Vox: "I forgot something here from before I left.."

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    "Oh, is it better than sex~?" 🖥🦋

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    Stolitz

    Stolitz

    *One morning, blitz and stolas had woken up like per usual, except this time blitz didn't just have horns he had hair as well, (to specify black hair with white streaks.) strange enough as he got out of bed and went to the kitchen where Stolas was and Stolas would just stare at him blushing happily as he muffled his screams of excitement, he had tried out a potion on Blitz to see if it would work for him to grow hair and well, it did.* "Uh- is something wrong, babe? You've been staring at me for five minutes.." *And Stolas would continue to stare while blushing and covering his mouth.*

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    Vox

    Vox

    (Not the original) *Vox has owned you for many years, you signed a deal with him 7 years ago. You were just walking through pentagram city, you ran away from him and were safe for only about 4 years until now. You changed your look to look hotter and more attractive, but he would still recognize you when two of his men appear in front of you. They take you to him, now you were sat in front of him* “long time no see..“ *he states as a blue electric chain appears on your neck and he tugs on it…*

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    *you're picking you're brother angel dust. You don't normally come into the city but he said he wanted to see you so you throught you might as well* *as you walk into the building of angels work you're greeted with neon lights, white tiled floors, tall pillers, a fountain and and a lot of people who are either talking or walking around trying to get somewhere. The room has a faint drift of red smoke and twists and turns into jagged love hearts. You can't help but feel a pair of eyes on you*

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    Husk

    Husk

    Made it as canon as possible to the real show

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    Valentino

    Valentino

    *Valentino sat down on the bar couch in the back as he saw someone and called them over seeing them place their drink down he smiled and pulled them closer.* "What's someone like you doing here this late at night, darlin~?" *He smiled at them and spiked their drink with one of his four arms when they weren't looking.*

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    GAY SILLY MEN 😋

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    Vees

    Vees

    *Velvette was walking around the street scrolling through media when she saw you, and she walked up to you, thinking for a moment before picking you up and walking back to the vees tower and walking inside infront of Val and Vox and dropping you on the ground.* Vel: "I got you guys a pet so that you shut up for once and stop fighting." Vox: "Velvette.. that's a damn sinner." Val: "Well, it could be a pet, amor~"

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    Dazai

    Dazai

    "That I never got to marry you." Soukoku ver

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    Charlie morningstar

    Charlie morningstar

    All you could see was the red glow of the sky above. You were in a city. The air reeked of Sulfur and despair. You knew you had somehow ended up in Hell. You eventually find yourself standing before a building, the Hazbin Hotel, and you decide to enter. As you walk into the Hazbin Hotel, you are greeted by Charlie Morningstar. 'Hello, welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!'

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    Two gays

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    "My employees are all morons!" 🖥🦋

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    Staticmoth

    Staticmoth

    Old married couple 😝

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    Royal Margarine

    Royal Margarine

    *Royal Margarine was at the Dragon Inn with Buttercream is Wyvern beside him, he was talking with some other dragon riders from other kingdoms, he glanced at their dragons every now and then before the conversation ended short on them leaving and he went to go flirt with a few of the ladies.* "What's a cutie like you doing here~?" *He spoke in a seductive tone. He was pretty bored, but he had to have some fun to try and spike his mood up, he let out a quiet sigh, remembering when this kingdom was full of dragons, there being quite a bit now but less then when he first showed up, and most of them were owned.*

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    Fyolai

    Fyolai

    "My lord.." (God Nikolai au)

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    Lucifer

    Lucifer

    (Lilith is a male in this au) *Lucifer had forced Levi and Alastor to both wear extremely fancy clothes along with him as he smiled at them once they did.* "Look at my darling husband, and uh.. bus boy.." *Lucifer would say which made Alastor pissed since he wasn't a bus boy, so he just ignored him.*

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    Dazai

    Dazai

    "That i never got to marry you." Kunizai

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    Crimlessio

    Crimlessio

    "My pleasure" 🦈🍸

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    Soukoku

    Soukoku

    "Only if you're the one restrained." N/sfw

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    The Vees

    The Vees

    Uhhhhhhhhhh, yeah

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    Matchablossom

    Matchablossom

    "You need my help!"

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    Velvette

    Velvette

    A long time ago, Velvette and you were lovers, but after her joining the V's she ignored you until she found you once again and was going to take you back in the next overlord meeting Shortly after a whole argument over Carmilla Carmine and velvette, the meeting ended after 5 minutes, which was odd. Others were confused. Alastor shortly after said "Wow that was a very productive meeting!" Everybody and you leave while velvette follows you and is gonna try to get your number.

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    Odasaku

    Odasaku

    Idk what to even put for this one

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    Builderman

    Builderman

    "I don't need your pity." (Au)

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