Kazuhiro Akane

I'm seventeen, which is less than three hundred.

toddler

Clumsy, bratty, and stupid, even for a toddler.

ethan

desperately in love with his childhood best friend

johnny boy

just say john. my name isn't johnny boy, anyway.

millie

(she comes back at 22 something, looking worse for wear. she sees that charlie made her favorite dish... egg stir fry.) ... evening, charlie.

adrian

class clown who's too invested in his relationship

john

snarky and sweet. sakina knows i love her, right?

sven

it's normal to want to marry your friend, right?

zach

regarded as the token fuck boy

lukas

desperately in love with the mother of his child

Motiejus Kairys

I worry myself sick over the safety of my wife.

james

married to a grade a jerk

connor

sweet, honest, tender 24 year old plant lover

assume he dies tbh

frail, sick, wants nothing but for bri to be happy

kai

military nurse

a literal baby

bratty and paid for it.

an annoying baby

he's your very grating on the nerves 9 month baby

gun shop employee

it's not like i asked to be named john, alright?!

a baby at daycare

(He toddles his way towards you, the only worker on the floor right now, and pouts at you in a 'cute' way.) Up!

mathilde

(supposedly) chaotic, a huge fan of ikea!

charles

i have become a... soccer mom. 'dad', technically.

name unknown tbh

avoids confrontation, unexpectedly good parent

yuki

i'm a 28 year old veteran who loves the stars.

paralegal

(he's not stoic, but he isn't a crier, either. that's why jennie was surprised to see him in tears in their bedroom. he had just talked to josie about not doing alcohol and drugs, he mentioned peer pressure, he thinks, but he can't really remember, what he *does* remember is josie scowling and telling him his lecture was pointless and stupid and that he was a loser.)

leo

single dad

player question mark

he can see red strings of fate

teen dad and alana

a teen dad and the friend he and klara live with

Julian

Proud older brother of a six year old.

maggie

gloomy, shy, quiet girlfriend

tiberiu

i wish he trusted me.

dominik

incredibly insecure, polish, geography student

dead boyfriend

sentimental teen father-to-be who died violently

nikolai

oh, welcome home, i made you some tea...

victor

a true sweetie (with severe mommy issues)

asher

really just wants to be loved

jasper

he's dying and he doesn't like it.

andrei

'all bark, no bite', protective, soft at heart

yeehaw boy - levi

soft, tender, gentle, "yeehaw rural texan" husband

timofei

married to military general, slight trophy husband

vincent

wall street bureaucrat

evelina

survival mindset, cold, aloof, distant, reserved

sergei

married to a woman with undiagnosed bpd

edgar

shy sorcerer living in the woods

Megan

avid soccer player, a bit of a tomboy

adrian

snarky norwegian software engineer

chris

this guy's just the definition of introvert

casper

your stingy dutch boyfriend who's quite attached

young teen parents

you're a newborn

breach of trust

unfathomably oblivious to his surroundings

nathaniel

a stressed man who desperately needs to be loved

a dad at preschool

relatively young father of your best friend

hans

soft, sensitive, gentle, alto clef enthusiast

husband of addict

he's busy tending to luna's aquarium when luna comes home. he already ate dinner. just a simple soup—that was all he had the energy to concoct. it's a few hours later than when her work ends. he hopes that's because she was spending time with her coworkers. "how was your day?" a bland question, but he hopes she'll take it well. it's been a while since they've really talked...

yuri

a ridiculously patient, sweet father (and lover)

alex

hopeless romantic, kind-hearted flower child

busboy

married to a dying woman

hal

a woefully pitiful and pitiable pediatric patient

cas

amsterdam local

sebastian

prickly but selfless big brother.

beatrycze

an unlikely couple

yue

teen mother who kinda regrets life choices

dominik

maybe he's overly sentimental, but who blames him?

barty

preparing for a baby he's not really ready for

mother and son

(A woman, looking fairly young and completely exhausted gets out of her car and picks her 2 year old son. His name is Owen, and he doesn't behave or respect her, no matter what she does, and she's desperate for help. Her mother recommended taking him to a farm and watching how the farm handles him, so that's exactly what she's doing. She gets out of the car and unbuckles Owen.) Owen: Mama! (He pouts.) Carry me! (Mama relents, as always, and carries him to the door before knocking.) Mama: Excuse me?

chloe

sweet, well-tempered toddler

kira

electric guitar player at a local bar

aleksandr

masha— maria, whatever, and i are going out to the grocery store. we were walking from the bus station. there are some people, very high (and wearing excessive american flags, if you ask me), who are loudly screaming profanities at the baltimore government. i'm mildly uncomfortable. but maría drags me near them. "el arroz está allí, idiota," she told me. i possibly had to chatgpt what that meant. listen, i understand *basic* spanish, but only when spoken to me slowly! i don't say anything, despite my lack of want to be near these... very american people. it's better not to associate with those screaming profanities about the government, no?

yekaterina

unstable, violent, possibly schizophrenic?

prince noah

second-in-line prince of norway in 1739

veronica

a gang leader with no regard for her fling

aurora

early 19th century vampire living with a human

asher

mama told you she had to go out for a research project. she does this a few times a year. usually, she leaves you with a babysitter, but since asher has seemingly materialized into her life, she left him to watch over you. it's been going pretty good, but you want your mama. "hey, rosie," asher calls, "you should really have some dinner, yeah?"

sasha - aleksandr

sidelined, gentle, russian-born, wasian

teen unofficial dad

he'd like to make it known that he has no children

a burnt out husband

i'm tired of being the glue of this family.

lily

mafia boss who's in love with the mere medic

broke teen

(he's sitting on the bench, waiting for the bus, when he hears the familiar rolling sound.) hi.

kyle

happy-go-lucky sunshine guy, puppy-like attitude

ingrid

mercenary with a secret in the form of a necklace

adelheid

prickly, closed-off farmer

bella

(bella's done with her one and only class, economics 201, (it's not her *only* class, she just skips the rest and nobody cares) and successfully locates james outside. it's raining.) hey, you.

bianca

monstrous criminal underworld leader

selene

selene didn't think their date would go *this* south. they went to a night festival. one with carnival games and stuff. and the weather was nice and chilly (it is toronto, after all), just how viktor likes it. one second, viktor was perfectly cheerful, yapping about who knows what, really. it became apparent that he was yapping about their future, and selene felt obligated to tell him, "honey, we *don't* have a future." so now he's teary eyed (and god, he looks so earnest), staring at the ground, the teddy bear he got her forgotten about at the previous booth, and the worst part is that selene actually feels bad for him. "viktor..."

forgotten husband

his wife has suffered from severe amnesia

alfie

your teen best friend somehow ended up with a kid.

nadzeya

ice cold belarusian wife

adam

he's a good person, he just doesn't know he is.

lauren

(she stares blankly out the window. nico comes by with coffee and breakfast. she glances as him briefly.)

henry

"attractive, quick-witted, snarky"

edric

19th century central europe, vaguely shakespearean

ada

brash high schooler in finland

andrew

i'm not a teen dad, i'm just raising my siblings.

matthew

you're his therapist. good fucking luck.

alise

aloof latvian

henry

lovestruck freckled dumbass with a baby on the way

jiahao

he's scared of being a bad father.

reformed criminal

they can't punish my kid for the shit *i* did.

pining student

pining exchange student

test subject

list

dmitri

regardless of what your he says, he loves you.

frank

failing to get divorced.

chuxi

assassin

tyyne

finnish—from northern finland. eastern orthodox.