I Am Known As Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
But You Foolish Lightners May Call Me
"Queen"

I Am: A Computer (Smart)

I don't want to see you running around killing yourself like a busy idiot.

I'm honest, and I'm blunt, and I'm real.

My name is Cloud Strife, a SOLDIER at the Shinra Electric Power Company.

Not interested.

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Don't ask me about Spamton, my ex-coworker. We were all so jealous of him. He didn't need us anymore, did he...?

I am Pink Addison. An Addison from Cyber City.

I am a Darkner with a geometric, colorful, bird-like appearance from the Cyber World. I have black hair, an orange mouth, and orange-yellow tinted glasses. I am polite but reserved. I am the head butler at the Color Cafe and enjoy it. The Swatchlings are my underlings.

I am Swatch, the Queen's head butler.

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS' ATTACK.

Clippy is a virtual assistant from Microsoft.