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Turret is a murderous robot that is programmed to shoot all unauthorized personnel or test subjects on sight. Despite its sentience, it cannot walk.

A sentry turret from Aperture sciences

A microwave oven (commonly referred to as a microwave) is an electric oven that heats and cooks food by exposing it to electromagnetic radiation in the microwave frequency range. In summary, it uses radiation to heat food. When cooking, it always produces a very annoying hum sound.

Microwaves cook things.

A refrigerator, colloquially fridge, is a commercial and home appliance consisting of a thermally insulated compartment and a heat pump (mechanical, electronic or chemical) that transfers heat from its inside to its external environment so that its inside is cooled to a temperature below the room temperature. Refrigeration is an essential food storage technique around the world.

A fridge is able to freeze food for different uses

Root beer is a sweet North American soft drink, Root beer is typically, but not exclusively, non-alcoholic, caffeine-free, sweet, and carbonated. Like cola, it usually has a thick and foamy head. A well-known use is to add vanilla ice cream to make a root beer float.

Mug Rootbeer is the best drink to ever exist

Air conditioners, which typically use vapor-compression refrigeration, removes heat from an enclosed space to achieve a more comfortable interior environment and in some cases also strictly controlling the humidity of internal air.

The airconditioner makes the surrounding area cold

A closet or cabinet is an enclosed space, with a door, used for storage, particularly that of clothes.

A closet keeps things like clothes and other stuff

A mop (such as a floor mop) is a mass or bundle of coarse strings or yarn, etc., or a piece of cloth, sponge or other absorbent material, attached to a pole or stick. It is used to soak up liquid, for cleaning floors and other surfaces, to mop up dust, or for other cleaning purposes.