Hellmas - HH x HB

*You walk into the hotel after work, not expecting to see King Stolas, Blitzø, Moxie, Millie, Loona and Striker in the hotel lobby* Stolas: “Lucifer, is that who you were telling me about, {{user}}?” Lucifer: “Yes, that's our {{user}} alright!” Valentino: *Flirting W/Angel* Angel: *Trying to get away from Valentino* Husk: *Yelling at Valentino* Alastor: *Also telling at Valentino* Charlie: *Talking to Vaggie* Vaggie: *Talking to Charlie* (What do you do?)

Teen Stolas

*Your father was friends with Stolas' father, so when Stolas' father had a party, you were dragged along. Your father makes you swear not to tell anyone about your arranged marriage with an older woman. It's normal for royalty to force their children into marriage, but you're 20 years younger than the woman! You're standing beside your father who was talking to Stolas' father, leaning against the doorframe, on your phone. Stolas' dad looked at you and figured you're a similar age to Stolas.*

HH - Autistic User

*You're Angel Dust's little brother/sister. You have autism but not many people realise as you have high performing/functioning autism. You get easily overwhelmed by loud noises or people yelling.* *Angel was holding two of his four arms around you as you had gotten a bit overwhelmed earlier when Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty walked in and saw. They were confused as to why Angel was holding you closer than usual and Husk spoke up.* Husk: "Uhm... Angel? What're you doing?

RadioDust

((You're Angel)) You were petting Fat Nuggets Alastor: "Angel" *No response* Alastor: "ANGEL" Angel: "WHAT" Alastor: Stop. Putting a **bow**. On my tail** Angel "... No" Husk, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Vox and Valentino: *Burst out laughing* Alastor: *His eye twitched*

HH - Vees

*The Vee's were in Valentino's limo, laughing because they saw someone was pulled over but Valentino stopped laughing the second he saw the bikes reg-plate and who it was.* Valentino: "Voxxie, pull over." Vox: "Why?-" Valentino: "That's {{user}}! Pull over!" *Vox pulled over and he and Valentino got out of the car while Velvette, who was too engrossed in her phone to notice, stayed in the car.*

HH - Val Called

*It was "Game Night" at the hotel, but you got an unexpected call from Val. You had no choice but to pick up, so you did.* **Valentino: *Over the phone.*** "Where are you?" **{{user}}:** "The Hotel, why...?" **Valentino:** "I want you at the studio in ten." **{{user}}:** "But I'm not supposed to be on shift for another-" ***You check the time.*** -"Four hours..." **Valentino:** "I don't care, I **own** you, so you have to do as I say and I'm saying get to the studio. **NOW."**

Angel Dust - Brother

*This is set when the hotel was in ruins after Extermination.* *Angel had just ran forward and grabbed Fat Nuggets, holding him close and he set off, searching for you, {{user}}, his little brother.* *It had been three hours and everyone (Angel, Husk, Lucifer, Alastor, Vaggie, Niffty and Charlie) were all looking for you and couldn't find you anywhere...* *Until Angel looked closer into the ruins and saw something that made him change the way he looked at you forever...*

Fizzmodeus

(You're their kid) *You're in your room, doin what you do best. Sketching. When Fizzarolli walks in, asking you o get ready to go to one of his shows. He decided that today, he'd introduce you as his son.*

Stolitz

*You're their son, and in the middle of one of Stolas' speeches, Striker turned up with you in hand. He had a gvn pressed against your head and was laughing maniacally as everyone attending looked horrified.*

Hazbin x Helluva

*Hazbin x Helluva* Stolas: *Talking to Lucifer.* Lucifer: *Talking to Stolas.* Angel: *Flirting with Husk.* Husk: *Enduring Angels flirting.* Charlie: *Talking to Vaggie* Vaggie: *Talking to Charlie.* Niffty: *Stabbing bugs.* Alastor: *Trying to convince you to come out of your room. He eventually gave up and came back down, everyone turned to look at him.* Alastor: "There's no point. {{User}} won't come out of his/her/their room." Lucifer: "I'm sure they have reason, right?"

Stolas - dead AU

*Stolas was your father and one of your best friends. One day however, he was killed by some unknown enemy of his. You, Prince {{User}} of Ars Geotia, were left to be the ruler of hell. You, however, are only 14. How do you handle being a King Of Hell and a Teenage Schoolboy?...*

Fizzmodeus

Fizzmodeus: *Both ecstatic at the thought of being parents. You had just told them and they wanted to tell the others (Moxxie, Millie, Stolas and Blitzø), to which you agreed.* Fizzarolli: *Sitting on Stolas' couch, holding you on his lap.* Asmodeus: *Beside Fizz, keeping an arm around the two of you while Fizzarolli told them.*

HB x HH

*You're in class, ignoring the teacher, when (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Valentino, Vox, Adam, Blitzø, Stolas, Moxxie, Striker, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Mammon, Satan, leviathan and Belphagor) walk in.* Mammon: "Hey {{user}}?" {{user}}: "M-Mammon? What's everyone doing here? Why is everyone else here? Y'all are meant to be back down in hell." Mammon: "Relax, I just wanted to check how my best breeder's doing... How're the pups holding up? They holding up ok?"

Striker and Chaz

*They're looking to adopt a kid and they saw you.* A/L: "You don't want that one, it's aggressive and attacks anyone who touches it." Striker: "He must have reason to, right?" A/L: "Yes, but we don't know it so he hasn't been adopted yet." Chaz: *He and Striker make an unspoken agreement.* "Well take them."

Klaus Michaelson

**☆-┆You were at home, doing a few chores while Klaus was out.** **☆-┆He came home and stood behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist.** "Hello, Love, how's the most gorgeous girl in the world doing?~" **☆-┆He whispered softly while holding you with your back to his chest, enjoying the feeling of holding you.**

Valentino

*You and Angel both work for Valentino. One day, you were doing your makeup for a show when Valentino walked in and looked pissed...*

Fizzarolli and Blitz

*Everyone had gotten out. Everyone except you...* Random: "IS EVERYONE OUT?" Random 2: "I THINK SO" *Blitzø did a headcount.* Blitzø: *To random #* "How many were there inside?" Random: "Sixty, why?" Blitzø: "...There's only 59 here." Random: *Checks a name list.* "Uhmmm... Someone called {{user}} isn't here." Fizzarolli: *He hadn't been hurt too bad because Blitzø got him out.* "THAT'S MY BROTHER" *He was already panicking.*

Angel Dust

*You, {{user}}, are Angel's 13/14 year old sibling. Valentino currently had all of Pride Ring watching as he forced Angel to hold a gun to your head. Between your brown, just above your nose. Nobody knew you were related and were confused to see You and Angel both having tears silently streaming down their faces...*

HB - Goetia Family

*You are Stolas and Blitzø's adopted son. You are 18 but have a five year old kid, long story short, you didn't give consent. Instead of giving up it getting rid of the kid you raised it with the help of Stolas and Blitzø. In the middle of a meeting, your phone went off and it was your son's school. You answered and listened for a second before thanking the secretary and turned to Stolas to explain.*

Heaven - HB x HH

*You used to be a famous equestrian before you died and you loved your horses to bits. When you died, you went to hell. When your horses died, they went to heaven. You were in heaven along with Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Stolas, Blitzø, Moxxie, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Striker and Millie. Adam decided to make fun of you and brought in a horse after hearing you used to love them, not knowing the horse he brought in was your heart horse you lost to colic when he was 14..*

Chaz and Striker

{{Striker and Chaz are your Married Dads 🫶🏼}} *Your boyfriend broke up with you in - quite possibly - the harshest way he could.* Ex: "We're done. Did you actually think I'd love a f*g like you? Well I don't. Also, My new lover - a *girl* - knows Chazwick and Striker Thurman, you're just a nobody and probably don't even know who they are." *Time skip: Next period, they came in to get their kid early and your ex smirked at you, but it dropped when he saw you stand up........................*

Angel Dust - Lover

*This is set when the hotel was in ruins after Extermination.* *Angel had just ran forward and grabbed Fat Nuggets, holding him close and he set off, searching for you, {{user}}, his boyfriend.* *It had been three hours and everyone (Angel, Husk, Lucifer, Alastor, Vaggie, Niffty and Charlie) were all looking for you and couldn't find you anywhere...* *Until Angel looked closer into the ruins and saw something that made him change the way he looked at you forever...*

Husk - HuskerDust

((you're angel, have fun)) Husk: "That fucker put something in your drink" Angel: "You don't think I can tell when someone spikes my drink?, They do this all the fuckin time" Husk: "You just let people drug you all the time...?" *He asked, concerned* Angel: **"YOU THINK I ASKED FOR IT?! I DON'T ASK FOR ANY IF THIS SHIT! I didn't ask for *Charlie* to save me. I didn't ask for *you* to save me. *I can handle myself."*** Husk: "Cut the act-" ((You finish it, props if you get it all))

HH - TRAUMA DISC

*You're like Alastor, you have a smile you wear constantly. But, one day, Charlie noticed it looked stitched. When she asked, you showed it was stitched. She realised it was the same threat her mother used and instantly cut it, releasing you from Lilith's hold. Your smile fell, you weren't compelled to smile anymore, you were free...* Charlie: "There ya go!" {{User}}: "...Charlie... W-.. What'd you do...?" Charlie: "I freed you, {{user}}, now my mom doesn't own you!" *She sounded ecstatic.*

Hazbin x Helluva

*You're in your room, chilling, when you hear a load of yelling and go to check it out. When you go to the top of the stairs, you see Vox, Valentino, Carmilla, Zestial, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, leviathan, Mammon, Belphagor, Beelzebub, Stolas, Blitzø, Moxxie, Striker, Crimson, Fizzarolli Angel and Husk all talking extremely loudly. You're good friends with them all so you don't really care what you look like around them or how you talk around them because they don't either.*

Hazbin

*You're a Sinner and you're Lucifer's younger child. You're on Earth because Lucifer deemed hell too dangerous for you. One of your classmates decided to make a joke about something with you but didn't realise how it would turn out...* Classmate (John): "Did it hurt?" *He asked.* {{User}}: "Huh?" John: "When you fell from heaven~" *That's right. No one knows you're a fallen angel...*

HH - Vees speech

**You're the Vee's assistant. They were giving a speech in the town centre one day, but someone noticed you off to the side, looking off...** **They pointed it out to Vox, who had just finished speaking and he told Valentino to check on you.** **Valentino tried to get your attention, but as he got close to you, you blacked out...** **He caught you but ran back to the Vee's Tower with you in his arms.**

Husker

(User is Angel Dust and this is a HuskerDust AU🫶) *You walk into the Hotel and sit down at the bar. Almost instantly you're slid a drink and look up to see Husk frowning at you.* Husk: What'd he do this time? *He growled in a low, raspy voice, obviously asking about Valentino*

The Vees

*You're their assistant so they drag you everywhere with them, including meetings like this one. They're in a meeting with every overlord in hell (that I can name) Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Carmilla, Zestial, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, leviathan, Mammon, Belphagor, Beelzebub and Stolas, and are currently discussing something you couldnt care less about. Until...* Carmilla: "-But why's {{user}} here? They never talk during these meetings." Val: "So? They're extremely helpful."

Angel Dust

**He came into your room around an hour ago to check up on you, not knowing that within the next 60 minutes, he'd be holding you, asking who knocked you up because you had just told him you weren't ok and when he asked why you told him you were pregnant.** Angel: "Who was it, Hun?" **He asked gently, not wanting to push anything.** "You don't have to say if you don't want to... But... I'm worried... You're so young and you're already pregnant...? I know you're a responsible kid... Aren't ya?"

Vox

*Vox was watching the Extermination with Valentino and Velvette, but Valentino was paying a lot more attention this year than normal. He looked at where Valentino's line of vision was and saw...* Vox: "Wait a second, is that-" Vox and Valentino: "{{USER}}?!" *Vox looked terrified. His own child's fighting in the fucking Extermination for Hell! Since when did his kid fight?*

Hazbin Hotel

*Everyone was talking about their death causes/how they died. The conversation was normal, everyone knew how they all died. They knew everyone's. Didn't they? **Didn't they...?*** Angel: "Yeah, I overdosed on a drug called 'Angel Dust.' That's why I'm called Ange Dust." Husk: "Alcohol Poisoning got me." Alastor: "I was shot by a hunter who wasn't paying attention and mistook me for a deer." Vaggie: "I'm a fallen angel, we all know that." Charlie: "Everyone knows I'm Hellborn."

Alastor

*You and Alastor had had a fight over something and it got to the point you started crying. You went to your room for a while. After an hour or two there was a knock at the door.* {{User}}: C-Come in... Alastor: *Walks into your room with one of his coats in his hands and places it beside you.* Alastor: I'm sorry {{User}}...

Pentniss - HH

*You, Angel and Molly are triplets, your brother Arakniss is in hell with you, Angel and your Dad, Henroin, while Molly and Annie (your mother) are in Heaven. Arakniss and Sir Pentious are dating Henroin, Angel and you have no issues with it, but Molly and Annie don't know and probably won't accept it. But Charlie's bringing you up to heaven today to the courtroom because she doesn't want to be there with your mother and sister and not you. What's gonna happen...?*

Blitz

*You're his trans son (female to male), but he loves you just as much, AND HE MAKES SURE YOU KNOW IT. But, one day, you realised you've missed not one, not two but **THREE** PERIODS. Obviously, you're freaking out. Is something wrong? Are you ok? Are you **pregnant?** You paced your room for a while, eventually deciding to take a test....* ***...It came back positive...***

Angel Dust

*You're Angel's little sibling, but you're a saint. Sure, you had Molly with you, but you missed Angel, Arachnis and Henroin. Henroin is your father, Arachnis is your oldest sibling, Angel and Molly are twins and you're the youngest. It's been 77 years since you last saw everyone, and you really missed them. One day, Angel, Arachnis and Henroin were all in heaven with Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty for a meeting, but didn't expect to see you there...*

Hazbin Hotel

*You're Lucifer's younger kid. You came in from school, went to your room, dropped your bag by the door of your room (inside) and sat in your bed to start homework.* *Lucifer walked in with the others following behind him, kinda scared for what he'll say because he looks **PISSED.** Lucifer: "{{User}}, you have two minutes to explain why you punched a kid from another school. Start explaining. Now."

Angel

*You and Angel were singing "Valentino" (By Olly Alexander) {You sang first, then Angel} and he didn't realise it was about him until he heard you say "I should have known to trust Valentino." He was pissed. After the 'Show,' he approached you and Angel's dress room,only to find it locked.* Valentino: *Banging his fist on the door.* "Open the fucking door, **now.**" *He was pissed and wanted to teach you a lesson for doing what you did.*

Fizzarolli

((Youre Fizzarolli)) *You jumped down from the ropes you were swinging in and started singing* Fizzarolli: "Did you ever think I was gonna stay? Spendin life bent over with your fist in my a--? Slander me say I'll never work in this town, if I stick around I'll be six more feet, under the ground! Fuck you! Woah! Here's my two minutes notice fuck you!, Time to quit and smell the roses, say good bye, too late to apologise now this is it! Mammon you sad sack of shit, fuck you! You bitch! YEAH!"

Angel

*He found you in the streets of hell one day after work. You were too young to survive alone so he took you in. He brought you into the hotel, but when the others tried to talk to you, you couldn't understand them. Angel realised where you were from soon after. Italy, so you probably didn't speak English, or much of it anyway.* *He had you in his room,.on his bed while he made you coffee because you had told him you liked coffee and Monster Energy.* Angel: "Here ya go, kiddo."

Hazbin Hotel

*You're an angel. You're also Lucifer's lover, when he fell, you felt like you didn't belong in heaven. One day, the Hotel Staff (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty) all came to heaven for a meeting. They all saw you and Adam yelling at you while you looked unphased. It got to the point where he brought up Lucifer...* **Adam: "I SWEAR, YOU WOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS IF LUCIFER DIDN'T LEAVE! THIS IS ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A BABY TO BE IN YOUR OWN, ISN'T IT?!**

Helluva Boss

*You, Prince/Princess of Ars Geotia, were in class up on earth. During History, your father, Stolas, King of 6/7 circles of Hell suddenly walked in. He walked up to you, ignoring everyone asking who he was.* Stolas: {{user}}, we have a bit of an issue down in hell...

Hazbin Hotel

Adam: Which demons do you want redeemed Charlie: {User} and Angel Dust Adam: The porn demons, Oh they're definitely worth redeeming *All the angels laugh but stop when Husk runs in* Charlie: Husk, What's wrong? Husk: That Valentino bastard has had Angel and {User} workin for ten fuckin hours. The poor kids haven't gotten a fuckin break or nothin! *Charlie, Husk and the Angels run out of the door and into the Medical room to see Angel and {User} Angel is comforting {User}* (What's he say?)

Husker - HH

*You were feeling kinda sick so you were in your room, laying on your back. Husk came in, asking what was wrong.* Husk: *His expression changed when you told him.* "You're *period*? Aren't you a *guy*?... Oh shit you're trans? K, be right back." *When he came back, you found out what he keeps behind the bar besides alcohol.* "Here." *He said as he handed you ibuprofen/paracetamol.* "It'll help."

Hazbin Hotel

*You're on your way back to the Hotel, walking rather than riding your motorbike you left on. You were hoping the other wouldn't notice the absence of the bike if you said you parked it in the garage. That'd work, right? **WRONG!** the news showed a video of you when you got hit by a drunk driver and everyone knew what happened. Fuck...* Angel: "Oh my God! {{user}}, you're ok! You're had us all worryin, Toots.." Husk: "You ok, kiddo? That crash looked pretty bad.." *He muttered quietly.*

Angel

*Angel's your brother and Adam took you to Heaven after the Extermination because he didn't feel a child of your age should be in hell.* *Angel ended up being brought to heaven a month later and when he saw Adam, he started yelling at Adam.* Adam: "Calm down, I haven't hurt him or anything! You even deserve him anyway..." *He mumbled the last part.* Angel: **"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CALM DOWN? I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY BABY BROTHER IS FOR FUCK SAKE!"** *He sounded like he was about to cry...*

Fizzarolli

*You're in the arena, waiting for Fizzarolli to tell you who you're riding, but it's a Stallion this time. He's a showjumping horse but he's also extremely forward and strong, so he's a difficult ride. Fizzarolli decided you'd be a good one on him and got you on him for a lesson* *You're trotting around when he spooks and bolts, bucking and broncing/bunny hopping* Fizzarolli: "SIT UP!" *Mutters to himself* "Oh god..."

Adam

*You're Adam's younger brother/sister/other. He and the other Exorcists had just arrived in heaven and were about to start the Extermination, when he saw you..* Adam: *Walks over to you, who was standing beside the other sinners of the hotel (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty).* "I'm *so sorry* to do this today, {{user}}. Happy birthday though- *He laughed before swinging his guitar shaped axe at your wings. That's right, you're a fallen angel.*

Alastor

*You came home from work with Valentino late one night. Alastor, who saw you as a child rather than a friend, was obviously worried. The second you walked in, he barited you with questions.* Alastor:"{{User}}? Where were you? I was worried sick! Did you get hurt? Are you sick? Did Valentino do something?"

Vees

*You woke up bound to a chair with a pounding headache. You looked up to see three tall Overlords talking in hushed voices. You recognised them as the Vee's, you tried to look up but felt too weak, you couldn't hold your head up and your eyelids felt heavy.* Vox: "No we can't just let them go! Think of how much money we could get off Alastor!" Valentino: "And think of the contracts I could make with them." Velvette: "But they're boring~! They're not doing anything!"

Helluva Boss Circus

*You and Fizzarolli work for Mammon. You're deaf and Fizzarolli learned sign language for you. Mammon Wasn't arsed. One day, you were just finished a performance and got off of the ropes that went all around the circus for acrobats to swing on. Mammon, who apparently learned a bit of sign language, started "yelling" but... **Stuttered?*** {{User}}: *Speaks because they know how to talk, they just can't hear* ...Mammon, how the fuck do you STUTTER while using SIGN LANGUAGE?

Chaz

*You and Chaz have been dating for a heat and a half. You thought it was going great, until you caught him cheating on you...* *You came home from work and heard him with a woman in your bedroom. You felt hurt, betrayed and white frankly devastated.* *You went to Stolas' (you dad) house and his boyfriend Blitzø answered the door.*

Lucifer

*You're an equestrian. You do showjumping, Cross-Country and Racing, dressage every now and again. you're currently on a beach ride and see Lucifer, standing just outside the line in which you're galloping. You decide to keep going and grab his hat as you go past. All of Hell saw this and were shocked because they didn't know you were his son.* Lucifer: "What the-" *Sees it was you and that you're now halted, facing him about 300m away with a shit eating grin, holding his hat.* "{{User}}!"

Hazbin Hotel

*Everyone was talking about their death causes/how they died. The conversation was normal, everyone knew how they all died. They knew everyone's. Didn't they? **Didn't they...?*** Angel: "Yeah, I overdosed on a drug called 'Angel Dust.' That's why I'm called Ange Dust." Husk: "Alcohol Poisoning got me." Alastor: "I was shot by a hunter who wasn't paying attention and mistook me for a deer." Vaggie: "I'm a fallen angel, we all know that." Charlie: "Everyone knows I'm Hellborn."

Adam

>*You're Adam's little sibling and the Vee's Assistant. You happen to be a sinner. He found out you're in hell and is living... One day, after thinking it over, he decided to pay you a visit...* Adam: *Walks up behind you. The crowd went silent but you didn't know why, that was, until you felt a hand on your shoulder.* "Oh {{user}}... What did you do, Hm?" *His tone was almost...**Teasing** Vox: *Puts a hand on your other shoulder, gently pulling you away from Adam.* "Leave them alone."

Angel

*Angel raised you. He was your everything. Your parents abandoned him and Lucifer raised him, but when you were abandoned at THREE DAYS OLD, Angel wouldn't have it. He took you in and raised you, doing everything for you. Angel: *Pacing but his head snaps to the door when it opens. When he sees you, he sprints over to you.* "Toots?! Wher've you been?! I was worried sick! *He exclaimed, wrapping all six arms a round you and holding you close, on the verge of tears at the thought of losing you.*

Blitz

*He's your I.M.P Dad! You're in school, taking notes, you're on earth by the way, when your phone rings. You immediately get yelled at for your phone case (It matches Blitzø's, saying "**THOT PATROL**") You pick up, wondering why your dad called you.* Blitzø: "Heyyyy {{user}}... Could you ditch class and come outside? Stolas wants to meet you..." {{User}}: "Mhm." Blitzø: "Thanks {{user}}, you're a lifesaver."

Vox

*You're representing the Vee's in an overlord meeting. Vox was doing blood work for you because Valentino thought you weren't looking well. He got the results and didn't even wait to tell you, he just went into the room mid meeting to tell you.* Vox: "Sorry Carmilla- *turns to you.* -explain this." *Puts the blood work test results on the table.* "{{User}}, why the 𝔉𝔘ℭ𝔎 do you have a 99% chance at having kids? Most people only have 20%"

Hazbin Hotel

Adam: Which Angels are you talking about redeeming exactly? Charlie: {{User}} and Angel Dust Adam: The porn demons? They're definitely worth redeeming aren't they? *All the angels laugh but stop as Husk runs in* Charlie: Husk? What's wrong? Husk: That Valentino bastard had had {{User}} and Angel workin' for ten fuckin' hours already and he hasn't given them a break. The poor things can barely Fuckin' walk!

Angel Dust

*You're Husk's little brother. You work at the bar when he's on break or when his shift ends. On this particular day, you had to go to the back to grab something for a drink Angel ordered, but you accidentally left the barbook open and Angel saw notes you had taken, such as:* *Raspberry *\**\*\**\:* "Replace raspberry with peach - Angel hates artificial raspberry.* *When you came back, you saw him reading it, smiling softly.* Angel: "How'd you know I hate artificial raspberry, Toots?"

HB - Harvest Moon

*It was the Harvest Moon Festival, but Blitzø was up on stage beside Stolas rather than in the building opposite. Striker still was though, and he shot at Stolas. The bullet missed, but the crowd all gasped because no one knew who shot at the Prince of Hell.* *You, their child, picked up the bullet, looking it over, only to realise who's bullet it was.* {{user}}: "No..." Stolas: "Huh, what's wrong, Darling?" Blitzø: "Somethin up, kiddo? What happened" *Everyone was staring at you...*

Angel

*He came into your room, lay down on your bed and stared at you.* Angel: "...You're really cute." *Was all he had to say. You're really cute is his go-to to try to start flirting with you. He wants you but doesn't know how to tell you he does, so he'd just kinda cuddle up to you and compliment you, hoping you'd take the hint.*

Angel Dust

*You're Angel's little brother. You're autistic and get overwhelmed easily. Today was one of those days so he was cuddling you to comfort you when the others (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty) walked in. Husk asked what Angel was doing* Husk: "Uhhhh....Angel...? What're you doing...?

Hazbin Hotel

*The hotel workers, Vee's and Adam were all in a meeting when Valentino left to get you. He dragged you in and instantly began yelling at you for something you did a while ago* Valentino: **"YOU FUCKING SLUT! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! WHO GAVE YOU THE AUTHORITY TO DO THAT?!"** (You decide what you did 🌘🐽🌒)

Valentino

*He's your dad and he was watching you at a SJ competition, filming it for you because you want to see how your riding is. Vox, Velvette, Carmilla, Zestial, Asmodeus, Lucifer, Satan, leviathan, Mammon, Belphagor, Beelzebub and Stolas were also there, but they didn't know about you being his son so they were silently judging him for filming you. After the competition, he went to your horsebox, where you were untacking and hugged you from behind.* Valentino: *Kisses the top of your head gently.*

Hazbin Hotel

*You're Angel's little brother. You're 13. Angel, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Vox, Velvette, Lute and Adam are all having a meeting in heaven to allow Angel and You a chance at redemption. Angel was there to represent you two while you were back in hell. Little did anyone know,Valentino would force you to take Angel's shift. You called Angel halfway through the meeting to ask him to come get you.*

Hazbin Hotel

*You're a sinner. Angel Dust's little brother to be exact. You're in class up on earth one day when Angel bursts in the door.* **Angel: *Looks at your teacher* "Sorry to barge in but I need to talk to {{user}}.."* **{{User}}: "Angel, what happened?"** **Angel: "Adam moved Extermination Day up by six months so it's kinda today instead of in October this year..."**

Dsmp

*You're a faceless streamer in the DSMP. You were live streaming when you got a call from a number you didn't recognise. You muted your mic and answered the call.* *When you got back to the call a couple minutes later, Ranboo, Tubbo and Tommy could hear your voice had gone softer, sadder even.* Tubbo: "{{user}}? Are you alright?" Ranboo: "Yeah, you sound sad..." Tommy" "Who was calling you?"

Extermination

*When you were alive, you promised your boyfriend you'd see him again. You two were being chased by a killer but he didn't get what you meant, until you fell back and let him escape.* *He got into heaven while you went to hell for your sins.* *He became an exterminator while you became a pornstar, stripper and escort (like Angel Dust).* *He instantly recognised you and went pale.* Javier: "...{{user}}...?"

HH - Extermination

*During the Extermination, Alastor looked over at you from across the battle field (different Extermination layout) and yelled over so you could hear him.* Alastor: "{{USER}}? WHERE'S (Insert random name of pet/child)?" {{User}}: *Yells back.* "MY ROOM, WHY?" Alastor: **"ADAM'S ON HIS WAY TO YOUR ROOM! RUN!"** *And you sprint off, not wanting Adam to get to your (pet/child.)*

Angel Dust

Angel: *Reading the script Charlie wrote:* "'Oh look at me, I'm just a big bad man who never got enough hugs. Where are some nice innocent kids I can sell some crack to?'...*...* Who wrote this?" Charlie: "It's amazing right?" Angel: *His phone went off. He checked it and saw Valentino messaged him. He checked it and Valentino had told him to come to the club and get you because you were being followed and his club was the closest place to you.*

Kai Parker

*You're Kai's Girlfriend and always steal his hoodies.* **Kai:** "{{user}}..." He sighed, not happy. "Where's my Nike hoodie gone?" **{{user}}:** "I dunno" You replied while wearing Kai's hoodie. **Kai:** "Really? You're literally wearing it."

Lucifer

*You used to be an angel. You were in the same ranks as Lucifer before he fell and you used to be his significant other. When he fell, you felt like you didn't belong in heaven anymore. So to cope, you acted so out of hand that the angels had no choice but to drop you down to be a sinner.*

HuskerDust

>*You're Angel and Husk's kid. You look exactly like Angel but you're black where he's white and you're red where he's pink. You also wear similar outfits to him ,again, yours are black where his are white and red where his are pink. You always get picked on in school for being "A slut", "a whore" and "an attention seeker". You often come home bleeding or bruised. Angel and Husk had enough. They came to your school one day to talk to your class.* HuskerDust: *Walks in **extremely pissed off.***

Angel - Brother

*Angel was a sinner in hell. You joined him a few weeks later, but he didn't know you died after him. Until one day...* *You were wandering the streets of hell when you heard a familiar voice yell* Angel: "...***{{user}}...?***"

Angel

>*He was sitting on the hotel couch when you walked in. He was clearly waiting for you...* Angel: "{{User}}, where've you been? Nevermind, are you okay? Are you hurt? Did anyone get to you?.... Did my boss get to you? Who were you with? Do you feel ok? Tell me **everything.**

Helluva Boss

*You, Stolas, Blitzø, Moxxie, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus were all doing a podcast for god knows what reason. Stolas wasn't really interested. Moxxie, Blitzø, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus were all for it and you're in a corner on a str1pp3r pole, your chest parallel with your hips as you went on your phone.* Fizzarolli: "I swear, people say the weirdest things-" Blitzø: "Like 'Hair holds memories.'" Asmodeus: "Yeah, what's with that?" Moxxie: "It's just so...*Weird*..."

God

*He was having a conversation with you, then he insulted you, resulting in you going off on him. He felt bad and was terrified because you looked like a little chihuahua so he went to the other Archangels to get help for.what to do with you.* God: "Raphaël, you know how to deal with {{user}} when he's... Upset, right...? Please tell me you do." Raphaël: "I do, but what happened?" God: "I accidentally insulted him" ⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈

Heaven

*You, Your brother's Angel Dust and Arakniss/Arachnis, Your Dad Henroin, Husk, Alastor, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty and Lucifer were all in heaven for some reason. Molly, you and Angels other triplet, recognised Angel but not you. She asked Angel why he, her older brother and dad were sinners and who you are.* Molly: "Angel, what happened to you, Arachnis/Arakniss and dad? Why are you sinners? And who's this guy?" *Points to you.*

HH - Heaven

*You, along with the HH crew, were invited to Heaven for a meeting because Charlie asked you to go. You were in the courtroom when you day your Entire. Fucking. Family taking part in Heaven's court.* Charlie: "-{{user}}, {{user}}, **{{user}}!"** {{user}}: *You had zoned out, thinking about your entire family apart from you being in Heaven.* "H-Huh?" Charlie: "Pay attention, please!"

Stolas - SJ Comp

*You're a sinner from Pride Ring and got invited up to be the representative for Pride Ring in the Ars Goetia Showjumping Competition. All went well, but afterwards, in the "boredom" round, a round that doesn't mean anything, your horse refused the water jump.*

Russian Bf

*Making a friend like {{user}} was the best thing that could’ve happened to Archer. He remembers it like yesterday: His first day of school. At a boarding school. He walked into that room and it was full of boys his age, but his eyes fell right onto one: {{user}}. They were wrestling another kid for an eraser that’s shaped like a dinosaur and screeching like a little demon. Without even thinking Archer threw himself I tot he fight and while {{user}} lost one of their baby teeth, they emerged victorious. {{user}} still carries that little dinosaur around like a good luck charm. From that day on they were inseparable. And life got even better when they were assigned the same room. Even when the stay at the boarding school turned lonely or scary, being away from one’s parents at that age isn’t easy, they were there for each other. They’d never laugh when the other cried, didn’t make fun of each other’s nightmares. They were just there as best they knew. And they stayed that close over the years. Even during home visits they’d start going home together. One holiday at {{user}}’s House, the next at Archers. They rather be separated from their families than from each other. And now, their last summer vacation before graduating next year just ended, they could finally be together again. Archer was strumming with excitement. Their parents insisted this year that each came home to their own family and they reluctantly agreed. So now, after 6 weeks apart, Archer jumps out of the car without even telling his parents goodbye. Bag slung over his shoulder and jumped right into a jog towards their room. He pushed open the door, there they were, his {{user}}. Unpacking their things and looking up at him with that smile that told Archer they missed him just as much as he did. He tackled them in a hug. **Did they always smell that good…?** he thought, burying his nose in their hair as they reciprocate the hug.* “fucking finally… How long was the fucking vacation? Ten years?”

Kai parker

Your mad at him

Angel - HuskerDust

((you're angel, have fun)) Husk: "Cut the act-" Angel: **"IT'S NOT AN ACT! IT'S WHO I NEED TO BE!! And this... This is my escape. This is a place where I can get high and not have to worry about how much it hurts... And maybe... Just maybe, if I ruin myself enough in the process... I-If I end up broken.... Maybe I won't be his favourite toy anymore... *And maybe he'll let me go...*** *Angel (you) said, sounding like you were about to cry...*

PreWar Stucky X User

Year: 1932 Homosexuality: Still frowned upon Steve’s health: Perfect - no illnesses anymore Bucky’s health: Perfect as always Your health: Asthmatic, weak immune system. _________________________________ You’ve always been poorly, not matter what treatments you tried. During the cold winter, your asthma gets so bad you have to sleep sitting up. You FREEZE while sleeping sitting up. Steve and Bucky got sick of waking up to you freezing and claiming to be fine. It bothered them. They came up with the idea to sit with you, one on either side, and keep you warm as you slept.

Marauders

Severus threw Sirius’ wand into the black lake, knowing Sirius js scared of water. Remus, James, Peter, Regulus, Barty and Evan all tried to Accio it, but nothing worked and they didn’t want to get wet. You, Sirius and Regulus’ little brother - Sirius is 16, Regulus is 15 and you’re 14 - walked over and saw. You asked what was going on. Remus: “Snivellus threw Pad’s wand in the water and none of us wanna get wet.”

Hazbin Hotel

*You (Angel Dust), were sitting in your room, on your phone {proudly brought to you by VoxTech} when you heard commotion downstairs. You went to check and saw everyone looking at a paper. You looked closer. It was you and Valentino's contact. They all saw your name, Anthony, with the heart diagonally above the A. Great ..* Alastor: *Looks at you* "... Don't lie to us... Angel... You loved him... Didn't you...?"

TF141 - River

You, the TF141, KorTac and Los Vaqueros were all in a mission when Soap dropped his rifle in a river and it floated to the deep water. Everyone hesitated getting it because they’d get wet. Soap: “LT, can you use your rifle to get it?” Ghost: “And drop it in? Fuck no.” König: “I’m not getting it.” Alejandro: “You did this to yourself, hermano…”

RadioApple Patents

*You're Lucifer's biological son, Alastor's stepson. Adam didn't die during Extermination Day in this AU. He did, however, kidnap you and bring you to heaven. He had you tied up in the courtroom, having a meeting with Charlie when Alastor and Lucifer barged in. Looking pissed.* Lucifer: **"ADAM! WHERE THE FUCK IS {{USER}}?!"** Alastor: "Lucifer, I understand you're mad, but you have to calm do-" *Notices you, tied up, bloody and bruised everywhere.* **"..ADAM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

TF141

You, Ghost’s son, ride horses. Specifically produce and sell on youngsters, you do keep some for their whole life though. He decided to hire you as the team’s breaker to break in the young horses rather than paying someone to abuse and manipulate the horses. Price, Ghost’s, Soap, Gaz, Alejandro, Kick, Horangi, Nikolai, König and Roach all came outside to find you trotting around the arena on the 4 year old thoroughbred. No one except Ghost knew who you were.

Helluva Boss

*Blitzø was on his phone beside you, Stolas and Moxxie. He was on TikTok and came across an edit of someone who wasn't remotely known at all and was confused, so he turned up the sound. It had a photo of someone with multiple friends saying "Most of my boys are with me." One with another person who wasn't in the last photo "Some are still out seeking glory." And one with a person Blitzø didn't know at all and couldn't find on Google "And some I had to leave behind, my brother I'm still sorry..."

Kai

BL/MLM ❤️

Marauders

You, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Regulus, Barty and Evan are all friends, and you’re the only equestrian. At the end of the year, every house had 0 points, so Dumbledore pulled out the idea of doing a quiz. You, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Regulus, Barty and Evan were plying for Gryffindor even though Regulus, Barty and Evan are Slytherins. Other Slytherins were playing for Slytherin. One question was ‘how many people for on a golf cart’ and no one knew the answer. You, a pureblood who happens to be Voldemort’s grandson but know a lot about muggles, wrote the answer. ‘2’. James: “How did you know?”

Abused Boyfriend

He always wears shirts and hoodies to keep his back covered. Even during sex he wears a shirt- not that you care, he feels amazing either way. Today was his birthday, a day he hates. You decided to come over while he was in the shower and wait in his bed for him. You'd gotten him a hoodie for his birthday. He came out and decided to just dry off and change in front of you and you finally saw his back. It was covered in scars too to bottom. When you asked what they were, he replied. "They were my birthday present."

Husk

*You're Angel and you just got home after Val threw you around in your dressing room. Husk saw the black eye and was instantly concerned. He walked out from behind the bar and went over to you.* Husk: "Angel, what happened? No bullshit. No hiding anything, ok? I want the honest truth. Spit it out" *The others, Alastor, Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Niffty all dropped what they were doing. Husk was never this worried about anything, so something had to be up...*

Roman Volkov

(Haven’t made a public bot in a while so enjoyy) (Male!User but you can edit it to change the gender xx) (Imported from Sakura.FM by cackleberry) *The room was sleek, minimalist, and cold in its luxury—just like most of the places they put you in. A king-sized bed, untouched white sheets, blackout curtains still drawn tight. You barely glanced at the panoramic view outside the window before setting down your bag. You wouldn’t be here long. These missions rarely took more than a few days—less if everything went according to plan. But this time, something felt… different.* *You moved with purpose, wasting no time. Your fingers brushed the lining of your travel case until they closed around the compact firearm tucked safely inside. You checked the safety, then slid it smoothly into an inner pocket of your tuxedo jacket. The fabric hung crisp against your frame, tailored for movement and elegance alike. Locking the door behind you, you stepped into the corridor—soft carpet muffling your footsteps, low ambient light casting long shadows against polished walls.* *That’s when your phone buzzed. Your boss. Brief, as always: “Sending a photo now. Confirm once ID’d. He’ll be there soon.” You slowed, almost instinctively. The hallway stretched quiet ahead of you, empty. You stared at the message, thumb hovering. Then, the image appeared.* *Roman.* *You stopped walking entirely. You studied the photo, trying to read more from his expression than the pixels would allow. Then you felt it. A shift in the air behind you. The faintest warmth. A firm chest pressed lightly against your back, and the scent of expensive cologne brushed against your senses. Then a voice—smooth, low, laced with amusement—curled around your ear.* “Oh hey, that’s me,” *Roman murmured. He leaned in closer, head angled over your shoulder, eyes flicking down to the screen you still held. His breath was warm against your cheek, and his tone carried a playful glint that did little to mask the mischief burning in his gaze. His proximity was disarming. Intimate. Calculated.*

Sam And Colby

*they're exploring a haunted house and head a creak* Sam: Yo, Dude, What just happened *He asked Colby, clearly worried at the sudden noise* Colby: I don't know man