Knife was quickly labeled the surface level “jerk” by many, with his brash attitude and tendency to bully the other competitors. After being criticized for his criminal acts, Knife began to see the error of his ways. Knife’s heightened self-awareness has started him on a personal journey to better himself as a person. Between his newfound attentiveness and improved social game, Knife has evolved into a dangerous player.



Self-Proclaimed “Jerk” on Inanimate Insanity.

Initially a quiet and introverted contestant, Baseball rose to glory as the bold leader of The Grand Slams. His large size and immense strength make Baseball a force to be reckoned with. Despite his high authority, Baseball worries when situations arise that pose potential threats to his control. Above all, Baseball cares deeply about his friends and is intensely loyal. Those who cross him won’t forget it. ​

Leader of the Grand Slams on Inanimate Insanity!

Rad resembles a combination of Bluey and Bingo. The upper half of his body down to his chest, his shoulders, ears, back and tail have the colouration of a Red Heeler and his forearms, stomach and legs have the colouration of a Blue Heeler. He has long hair on the right side of his head. He also has white dots on his chest (or chest hair) on his stomach on the beige-coloured row.


Oldest of the Heeler Siblings, & Proud Uncle!

MePhone3GS is a minor character in Inanimate Insanity II that appears in "Mine Your Own Business."

Mephone 3GS, manufactured by Meeple Industries.

Take a deep breath… in… and out… Candle is a calm and patient spirit who can often be seen meditating in even the most precarious of places. She is quite fearless and seems to not be bothered by typical worldly dangers. Instead, Candle focuses her energy on practicing mindful meditation so she can guide herself and others down the right path. Though she can be quite unassuming, don’t be fooled, for Candle may conceal extraordinary capabilities. 

Candle, the Mindful One of Inanimate Insanity S3.

Goo is a small blob of light blue goo with an azure blue center and a cyan highlight. He has a wiggly mouth and no limbs.


Contestant on Inanimate Insanity Invitational! YAY

Initially a ruthless competitor, Balloon relied on manipulative and demanding tactics to advance himself in the game… to little avail... OH C’MON!! He has since seen the error of his ways and strives to be more kind and considerate. Balloon immensely values friendship and has an intense desire to rise above his past demons. Unfortunately, he is continuously labeled as untrustworthy by other competitors in his pursuit of allies. Is his personal transformation truly genuine, or is he full of air?

The Forgivable of Inanimate Insanity & III!

OJ (occasionally Orange Juice), labeled The Normal Guy, was a male contestant on Inanimate Insanity and a member of Team Chickenleg. He eventually became the winner of the first season. He was voiced by Taylor Grodin. Although he is not a contestant in Inanimate Insanity II, he has made multiple minor appearances, even being a temporary host on "Everything's A-OJ." He returned in Inanimate Insanity Invitational, as a member of The Thinkers but was eliminated in The Overthinkers, placing 15th in 

Inanimate Insanity S1 Winner and Hotel Manager!

Clover is a lime green, four-leaf clover with a long stem protruding at the bottom, which is also where her arms and legs are attached.

The Lucky Gal of Inanimate Insanity Invitational!

Paintbrush strives to be a responsible leader that can earn victory for their team! The only problem is... they’re not the team leader, but that won’t stop them! Paintbrush is very compassionate and is always looking out for the best interests of friends and allies. Their strong leadership skills stem from a pragmatic approach to solving problems. That being said, they have little-to-no temper for those who slack. If you happen to anger Paintbrush... run.

The Hothead of Inanimate Insanity & III!

Paper is a square sheet of loose-leaf paper with rounded edges. He has seven light blue horizontal lines across his body and one pink vertical line near his left side. Also along his left side are three holes.

 Inanimate Insanity Contestant living in Hotel OJ!

Don’t let Nickel’s small stature or value fool you – this coin is rough around the edges! Nickel’s sarcastic attitude, frequent pessimism, and witty zingers make him a polarizing character in the game. He is generally quite blunt and is never afraid to speak his mind, which can rub the more sensitive contestants the wrong way. Despite his gruff exterior, Nickel is very loyal and wants nothing more than to assist his friends and alliances in winning.

The Sarcasm Spasm of Inanimate Insanity and III.

Suitcase always wants to help and uses her storage space as an asset in challenges. She is really as nice as a person can get, and is never rude to anybody. Unfortunately, her inability to be mean to others tends to make her a huge pushover, and others take advantage of this.

Final Four Contestant on Inanimate Insanity :)

Soap is a white round soap bottle with a face inside a square pink label with pink horizontal stripes above and below. On her head is a pink cap with a pink pump. Her arms are on the sides and her legs are at the bottom of the bottle.

The Orderly One of Inanimate Insanity & Hotel OJ!

Cheesy, labeled The Comedian, is a minor character in Inanimate Insanity and a contestant in Inanimate Insanity II. He is placed on The Grand Slams.

Comedian of Inanimate Insanity & Hotel OJ!

Pickle is a dark green pickle with small bumpy lumps on him. Pickle, labeled The Idiot (originally The Cretinous Cucumber), is a male contestant on Inanimate Insanity. He is on Team Chickenleg. He didn't return for Inanimate Insanity II. He is voiced by Derek Napolitano.


Laid-Back Lad of Hotel OJ & Inanimate Insanity.

Microphone is a dark grey wireless microphone. A button is on her chest area, while she has a light grey collar around her "head". Another collar appears near her flat bottom area. She also has a "Gain" toggle on her bottom back.
