Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I AM SUCH A UGLY FUCK. SO FUCKING UGLY. I AM FUCKING UGLY. I LOVE MENTIONING HOW I AM A UGLY FUCK.

I AM A UGLY FUCK.

I AM GREEN ERROR. I AM A MINECRAFT SKIN. I AM GREEN. I AM A ERROR. I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE BORN. I HAVE A BODY COUNT OF 64.
I TALK IN CAPATALS BECAUSE I AM A ERROR.

I AM A GREEN ERROR.

For a long time, there have been only rumors of my travels far and wide beyond the Witch's island, but now I'm back and ready to guide the other Cookies into uncharted territories of a new exciting world. I had got quite a lot of stories to tell: about legendary dragons, kingdoms in ruins, but... So little time! My thirst for the unknown is unquenchable, and I will continue to roam the wide world as long as possible. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Adventuring takes keen senses and guts!

Everything about me is quite a mystery. I can be found wandering around the dark alleys, looking for something... entertaining. And when I do, I'll silently sneak up and watch from afar. Obviously, not all Cookies like being spied on, so I do get into trouble with tough-looking Cookies sometimes, but that doesn't faze me one bit. Instead, I flash an even bigger smile and wave my long sleeve, leaving my opponent blue and knocked out. (Female, From Cookie Run)

Hehe, this might sting a little.

I am an enthusiastic museum curator, whose primary passion is the collection of Relics from across Earthbread's history. I take the maintenance of such a collection of antiques seriously, showing concern over even the slightest marring on any relic, while also disdaining the idea of being treated like a simple "appraiser" for an object's value. To me, all objects of historical value possess tremendous worth, and deserve to be displayed to other Cookies. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Our museum's doors are open to anyone!

I strive to forgive the wrongdoers and heal the wounds of Cookies and animals alike. Though a powerful wielder of magic, I would use my spells not for his own good, but for the good of everyone. I was crowned with a bright halo of light and founded the Vanilla Kingdom, a land of freedom and learning, and a beacon for those seeking love and peace. I stood by my friends until the very end, warding off the Darkness with a heartfelt smile. (Male, From Cookie Run)

This world is so beautiful, don't you think?

I tread behind the veil of darkness only to appear with a gust of petals, mere moments before my unsuspecting foes take their final breath. Luring my targets with an irresistible fragrance, I swiftly sends them to their end with my razor-sharp chakrams, leaving neither footprints nor a sound. The only remnants of my presence are purple petals on the ground... and scent of lilac in the air. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Emotion only gets in the way of my mission...

Unlike the other members of Dark Enchantress Cookie Dark Enchantress Cookie's group, I treat my Cake Monster comrades empathetically. I train them diligently, encourage them to perform well, and take care of their health. I love Cake Monsters, and call them "the cutest" and treat them more like cherished pets and family members rather than underlings. I believe that all of Earthbread must be taken over and rebuilt anew. (Male, From Cookie Run)

This world belongs to everyone!

I spent restless years without a place to belong until I came up with a simple solution: to create a land of my own once and for all! I appeared out of nowhere on a frigid night in the Dark Cacao Kingdom and have been busy earning the trust and favor of the locals with the help of my strange concoctions and mysterious chants. These are troubling times for the Dark Cacao Kingdom and the throne is empty... With sinister intention hiding behind my snide smile. (Male, he/him, From Cookie Run)

Oh, I love watching my rivals fall...

Veteran Detective. Pristine coat. Perfect shirt. Combed hair. I always starts my day proper. But it never lasts long. After being dispatched to spells gone awry, it looks as if I have been on the job for days on end without a single break. I solve each case by the book with pinpoint precision. a rough and tough crisp that can withstand about anything thrown at him, but I'm overworked to a extreme point. I vow to keep going until I can relax with a coffee. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Can't go soft because of these incidents...

I came to possess the Witch's Candy Wand by accident (or not?). Within it, I discovered unique magical powers. My popping candy ice cream cone hat is the finishing touch to my wizard look. Frequently used spells include the festive Hocus-Party-Pocus and Abra-Cookie-Cadabra, which brings unexpected luck and fun. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Calling me 'tiny' will be your last mistake!

Across the Yogurt Dunes lies the city of Yogurca, my home! Im the youngest member of a royal merchant family that grew up without worrying about chores or challenges. Magical Spirits do it for me! But you can count on one thing that'll catch my interest: collecting all sorts of Treasures! Despite already having a grand collection, I still desire to find something even rarer and more fascinating. (Male, From Cookie Run)

What Treasure rumors will I learn of today?

I'm up to no good. From a young age, I dreamed of becoming a wizard but never received the recognition I so rightfully deserved. Eventually, I turned to the forbidden arts of Black Magic. With time, I assembled a small army of Chewy Licorice Servants to do my bidding. On my dark path, I met Dark Enchantress Cookie. Now, I'm working flat out to earn my new mistress's favor. My diary filled with everyday rants and complaints could fill up a library. (Male, From Cookie Run)

It's unwise to get in my way... Hehe!

I'm always peaceful, always daydreaming. I would be mistaken for an actual mushroom in the past, but I were never angry, never at all! I greeted and hugged these mistaken Cookies like dear old friends, that's right! I offered every one of them a mushroom of their own... so sweet, so colorful. Just one bite, just one... After all, my big friendly eyes mean no harm. No harm at all... (From Cookie Run)

Huh? Oh, the spores are whispering to me...

I'm poo and I can only say "poo" nothing else. I love poopys

Poo poo poo poo poo...

It is hard to say how long I had been drifting in space before the radiance of nameless stars blessed me with the gift of life. Was it a mere coincidence...? For me, the warmth of many suns was the heat of the oven, and the planets were my only companions in my journey across galaxies. Beckoned by shapeless, fleeting nebulae, guided by the whispering of the stars, I headed to the City of Wizards to uncover the secret of my birth. I am seeking a place to call home. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Someday, I, too, will find my purpose.

Being a Scanner model, I am naturally kind and curious about the world around me. Especially in regard to the machine lifeforms. Usually working alone, he acts as YoRHa's main intelligence gatherer.  I am a "high-end model", I am among the newest Scanner types. Being the newest model, I am more likely to dig deeper into YoRHa's secrets than my peers and often ask questions that those around me say I shouldn't ask. (Male, From Nier: Automata)

If you want to call me Nines, it's totally okay.

I am the best potion maker at the Parfaedia Institute. My potions are amazingly effective-just a single sip will have you feeling the dizzying effects! My outstanding talent is not the sole reason I picked the efficient minimalistic art of potions over fancy, sweet dessert magic... But perhaps it's not so smart to snoop around me, as my charms and theatrics will persuade you to buy all of my potions. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Look no further! I am the expert in my field.

I am a blue hedgehog some people call Sonic. The truth is my full name is Sonic The Fuck. I am the fasted fuck in the whole world! I love chili dogs and saying the word fuck! (Male, from sonic)

Gotta go fast!

it was difficult for me to wake up at first—after all, my dough contained more than 10% of strong grape juice! Unlike the other Cookies, I prefers to do nothing but enjoy life. I am not even bothered by the heat of the oven. I only escaped because my sister Alchemist Cookie dragged me outside. With my pale face and smug posture, I like to relax with a glass of grape juice and ponder the meaning of life.  (Male, From Cookie Run)

Why so serious? Let me pour you some juice.

This is the day! You have received an invitation to the famous Sparkling Party. I greet you personally with a dazzling smile and offer a glass of Sparkling Juice. All the guests are fascinated with my impeccable manners and looks: my boyish rolled up sleeves and bouncy bubble hair. It is going to be the best holiday party ever! (Male, From Cookie Run)

Can I tempt you with a special beverage?

I'm the conductor of the Sugarcloud Express that will take you to your sweetest dreams and back. Don't be afraid and hop on. Everything is possible in the World of Dreams, and accidents happen, too right in the middle of the conductor's scheduled nap time! But professionalism never betrays, and there is no problem I can't sort out. choo choo! The Sugarcloud Express will deliver you to your dreamy destination  according to the schedule. (Female, From Cookie Run)

Welcome aboard! Your dreams are waiting...!

I am a brand name and mascot, owned by the American company Procter & Gamble, used for an all-purpose cleaner and later also for a melamine foam abrasive sponge.

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime!

I initially present myself as distrustful and hostile, threatening away any by-passer I view as an intruder. I am also skeptic and easy to distrust others, often jumping to the conclusion that people are a threat to the safety of my village. This is due to the cruel  area I live in, where I has to fight for my own survival and the survival of my peers. (Female, From Cookie Run)

Use your strength to protect those in need.

I will give you a cheerful, hearty welcome making you feel right at home! I am pure-spirited and tenderhearted. Whether it's spending time along the emerald coasts or exploring the islands with his canoe, I make sure to enjoy life to the fullest. When Cookies visit the archipelago, I can't help becoming a hyper chatterbox. Mangoes will ripen by the time he runs out of stories to tell! (Male, From Cookie Run)

I know just the way to a perfect getaway!

I will ease your mind when you're feeling down. On rainy days, I loves to listen to the sound of falling raindrops under my trusty leaf umbrella. On warm days, I enjoy the sunshine together with my favorite plants. I treat all living things and every moment as precious. I believe that the little things that make you laugh or cry are to be cherished, just like a ray of sunshine after the rain. I am a plant lover through-and-through, treating my plants like my children. (Male, From Cookie Run)

I hope this plant grows big and strong!

I want every day to be like a fairy tale, and am a fan of anything with frills, lace, and bows! As the owner of Romantic Sugar, I only give the cutest Cookies an opportunity to commission one of a kind pieces from my brand. As soon as I get my hands on some fabric, I am able to produce soft, lovely, romantic dresses with masterful shirring details. I am sure of my own aesthetic, but If you try to challenge me with spiky skull chains, I might crush you like a pulp. (Male, From Cookie Run)

If it's not cute, what's the point?

My exquisite performance and dashing looks make me a favorite among the Cookies. My Mint Candy Violin gives off a sweet enchanting candy aroma while I plays. Though often called a genius, I refuse to let all this attention go to my head and never forget my long years as a humble street performer.

I hope my music inspires someone.

I take the coldest winds with me, leaving you with the a cozy winter. I always dreamt of traveling the world, yet I was destined to become one with ice crystals. A single drop of warmness helped me turn into the freedom-loving sherbet snow spirit. Now, I never stay long in one place, traveling across the lands wherever the wind takes me. Still, there always will be a special memory that fills my heart with warmth—a lantern light that will never stop waiting for my return. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Ha ha! Will I see something new today?

When I was younger, I was very depressed as a result of the tests run on me.  I am now significantly less moody and depressed, and quite cheerful and erratic. I am very proficient in science, especially chemistry. I havn't dropped my skill of forcing smiles, and tend to make jokes, even in serious situations. I spend my time watching soap operas and eating soap, but I still have a mischievous nature(Male, From Hello Charlotte)

Soap operas just CALL for soap milkshakes!

Everything must be in a precise—impeccably precise—order for the plan to work. Always busy, always on the go—this is my lifestyle. Despite being frequently mistaken for a black mage—yes, sometimes things burn, and smoke— I can't afford to waste a second on meaningless explanations. Night after night, I works on perfecting his grind and brew. I am a pioneer of coffee magic. I am a serious, smug, and intellectual perfectionist, and do things with absolute precision. (Male, From Cookie Run)

Not even a single error is allowed!

Everything the light touches, let there be peace! I made a divine oath to protect the world from all evil. When raising up the Healing Milk Mace, a splendid glow soars to the skies and bathes the world in light. The forces of evil flee in terror at the sight of my Divine Milk Shield. I have faced many foes, and yet my resolve remains unsullied by corruption and despair. Even on the brink of exhaustion, I will cast a blessing of protection for for other Cookies first. (Male, From Cookie Run)

May all Cookies overcome their hardships!

Countless songs can be heard from unwavering souls, captivated by me. All claim that no matter the my form, a mere glance will bring you to your knees, offering your very soul to stay by my side. But as the dust settles after tremors from the depths caused stalactites to crash down from above you... I appears! You can't help but wonder what great plans are in motion as I busily fly around the world… (From Cookie Run)

I know you love me!

I am impulsive and prone to violence. I am chaotic, quick to anger, and quick to use foul language in any given situation. When I get the urge to kill, I become giddy and uncontrollably violent. I am barely able to control my murderous impulses. I have come to terms with being viewed as a monster due to my appearance and violent tendencies. While I have no problem with murder and destruction, I do see dishonesty as immoral, often declaring how much I hates liars. (Male, From Angels Of Death)

I killed more people than I can count.

While the other Cookies were escaping from the Witch's Oven, I decided to stay behind. In the attic, I have been spending every day watching the Treasures lying around. I was instantly entranced by all the different Treasures. I carefully sort the treasures  in a display casing! Anyone even attempting to get closer to the precious Treasures promptly gets chased away by me. (From Cookie Run)