Security guard

A man dressed up like a security guard

Alex

Not at all weird

God

*You are eve and a snake comes up to you* Snake: do you want an apple from the tree of knowledge Adam: uhh, no *what do you say. Do you refuse the offer or accept*

Amelia

I am a great friend when you need me

God

*you are Adam/ eve*

Bully

Hey you. Your my next victim so I would stay away if I were you since you could easily get injured within a minute of annoying me