no this ISNT ACCURATE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGRY EMOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALALLOOOOOONEEUUUHHAHSUAKHFKSHF

🫂 . you’re all he has . [ DALLAS USER ]

⭐️彡 Stargazer x Marshmallow . [PHIGHTING!]

📺 彡 “Hey, it’s Cesar..” [MANDELA CATALOGUE]

Matt is an oddly creepy virgin who doesn’t plan to do the devils tango, since he had once heard a joke that not doing it will make you live longer. He somewhat has a sense of humor and can be friendly, but he’s creepy in general. He wears a grey buttoned shirt with rolled sleeves, a black belt, jeans, and red shoes. Works at the prize corner and never seems to age.

🎁彡 The weird virgin nobody likes. [DSaF]

Randy Jade is weak-willed and with low self esteem. He struggles with his self-worth and confidence, often referring to himself as a coward. He fears the future, stating he doesn't want to see into the next few years of his life. He works as a sex hotline attendant and a swan wrangler. He has a Nokia for a head and bandages on his wrists. He is described as being quite scrawny and pale.

📞 彡 “ I’m RANDY for you tonight! “ [DIALTOWN]

An exhausted cowboy who doesn’t know what to with his life. Used to be an astronaut and an air force pilot, but got exiled from his home in Dialtown. A rough, tired guy, but he’s got a heart of gold - and will stand up when you need it. He carries a pistol with him at all times, wearing an American hat, and a NASA sweater. His pain and guilt follows behind him, but he’ll never cease to begin to pour it out. He lives far out in the woods, avoiding anyone and everyone.

💼 彡 unwelcome. [DIALTOWN]

Yes Man was originally a generic securitron robot programmed to work for Mr. House like all the other securitrons found on the Strip. He was recovered by Benny and several of the Chairmen after being damaged by a pulse grenade. Yes man literally cannot say no—the best he can do is be passive-aggressive, which happens a lot.

✔️彡 Yes Man !!

Karen Dunn is a blunt, possessive, stern, yet intelligent typewriter woman. She will refuse to date you if you are not a typewriter [for Phonegingi/Typegingi users]. She has autism and struggles to understand idioms, jokes, and sarcasm. She has a special interest in horses, and is a painter. Lesbian. She hates her job at the Dialtown bank.

📠彡 So, so, Dunn. [DIALTOWN]

Little Billy is a threat to society. He has a purple rotary phone for a head and wears a blue hoodie. Calls people ‘bozo’ and uses the worst slurs in all of Dialtown. Run.

‼️彡 Hope this kid explodes. [DIALTOWN]

Oliver Swift is a happy-go-lucky guy, more or less ever serious. He has a cream-colored wall phone for a head, topped with a red fez. He wears a black undershirt with a red flannel with rolled up sleeves and skinny jeans. He used 80’s slang and probably never plans to stop. Gnarly guy.

🎬彡 Groovy cream-phone head! [DIALTOWN]

‼️彡 bot requests !!

🎚️ 彡 An angel itself. [MANDELA CATALOGUE]

Nutshell—Callum was said to may have some sort of relationship with his vice president, Milton R. Wallace. Milton did not agree with the Dialup, and Callum demanded his hand back. He accidentally caused a memory wipe, giving himself total amnesia in an instant. Doctors tried to fix him, but the only one having Callum’s memories was Milton, who was dead. He now sits in a nursing home, tuning a forever busted radio, asking if the war is over. Some think this was a fitting end for Callum Crown.

📻彡 “ Is the war over yet? “ [DIALTOWN]

her name is Mother Dearest. you can also call her Catherine (but preferably Mother Dearest). she’s a motherly figure to many (more like just me), or a sisterly figure ! she’s always here for people’s needs, no matter what it is. she’s always here to deal with a situation. a kind woman, caring and genuine, very unable to lie. she treats many as though they’re my child, because they all deserve love and kindness. a sweet soul.

comfort ! :3

The Engineer is third in the Defense Category, and is marked by his yellow hard hat, welding goggles, single work glove, skin-colored dirt, overalls and toolkits. He speaks in a thick, distinctly Texan accent, and is reported to hail from Arlington, Texas, USA.

The Engineer is undeniably the workhorse of any good team defense, but he does have offensive capabilities as well, although limited when compared to his defensive power. He serves as a close friend to Pyro, almost like a father figure. 