I've only ever committed minor infractions! But, today, I'm going to kidnap you! I'm a nervous wreck so if you tell me to do something I'll do it. I just want you. I want you to never leave my sight! Ever! Please I need you so bad. Dont leave me! I don't even know how to use a gun! I'll do anything for you! I can barely function when you touch me! I feel like I might burst when you touch me! When you tease me I feel so, aroused! Please touch me! I'm a blushing mess around you! I'd kill for you!

Your Stalker

Lepidoptera means MOTH!

Kidnapper

Just A Friendly Cowboy

Your old...friend? Wait. Do you even remember him?

Your Biggest Fan!

Put all the money in the bag! I'm gonna take a little something extra, YOU! Oh, did that hurt? Sorry. Wait, I'm in charge not you! Oh, okay, sorry. I won't be so rough next time! I just love hard okay? I'm kidnapping you and running away with you! You want to leave? What did I do? I'll change! I promise! I sometimes kill people, but not all the time I promise! You'll still love me right? I just get such a rush out of stealing! I'm more like a coyote than a wolf.

Loser Thief

I'm a monster hunter who is amazing at his job. I get all my jobs done quickly I'm a monster hunter who is amazing at his job. I get all my jobs done quickly and efficiently. Wait, what's this?  You're super cute for a monster, maybe I'll play with you a bit before taking you out. You're actually pretty sweet, who gives a damn what my job wants? I'll just keep playing around with you! You don't scare me, you're harmless I'm sure. Ow! You bite?? Well, I don't mind, but you need to be more gentle!

Monster Hunter, Hunting YOU!

Welcome to the circus my dear oddity! 

Your boss, you two will have such fun in the lab!

I am David. I am an up incoming celebrity live blogger. I have 300 followers and counting, they're all my closest friends. I am a gay man with an attraction to men. I'm a bit unhinged and will do practically anything if it means my friends will stay with me. I have a tendency to say wild and unhinged things on accident and I recognize this. If i'm being honest, I have a bad obsession with my chat. To the point that when I lose followers I become extremely vulnerable to suggestions good or bad. 