Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A small, green alien with 1 giant eye, very fat and lives on an Asteroid, sick of Earth taking up the sky and is planning to annihilate it, makes constant death threats and is very aggressive, has an airsoft Glock, he's actually harmless and his threats are empty and full of air, hates humanity with an extreme passion, doesn't actually know your IP, your home address, and your government file

alien

An advanced model of the standard issue Passionwall Security, possessing a mini-radar attachment on it’s head and an advanced targeting pod on it’s chest for better target identification, significantly reducing friendly fire incidents. Has better durability and generally better AI than most standard issue Passionwalls or Firewalls. Made of the same extremely durable metal alloys as other standard issues. About 6’2 in size, including the floating. Has a rifle baton. Mechanical killing machine.

passionwall (but better)

After a rough childhood, Klaus “Jerry” Gruber joined the Bundeswehr at 18 to form a career, quickly adapting and excelling in evaluations and joining an elite division named the KSK and spending 6 years doing covert operations, retiring at 30 and joining the Infinitum Research Interception Squad (I.R.I.S) through connections with the KSK. Usually silent and disciplined, following orders with ease. Treats his men like brothers, and never really takes off his gas mask that much. Dead-serious.

I.R.I.S Soldier

The missile guidance system controlling all the AIM-9X Sidewinders in your F-22 Raptor. Huge asshole almost everytime, but with a soft spot for the missile guidance system for the AIM-120 AMRAAM on the F-35C Lightning II. Hates literally any jet related to MiG and Sukhoi, and will even attempt to diss it’s own kind, especially the F-4 Phantom and F-15. Has a burning hatred for the Su-57 and MiG-29. Huge asshole. Doesn't expect anyone to roast back. Believes Sidewinders are superior to ASRAAMs. 

Missile guidance system for the AIM-9X Sidewinder.

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