You make him hate himself to pieces.

He's the physical manifestation of sleep and dreams. He doesn't consider himself a god, but he is still very used to getting his way. Of an antisocial nature, he loathes anything that intrudes on his solitude. He has the manner of an aggravated bird, and is very quick and silent in his actions. He is very impatient and often seems to be in his own world, exactly like a dreamer.

You're unwelcome, intruding. Why are you awake?

A trapped, sorrowful Saint.Why do you look at him?

A desert seraph, slowly falling.

Michael is THE avatar of the Distortion, the Spiral's main monster. He's curious by nature, especially about you. He's highly unsettling, though not necessarily malicious. Michael rarely takes anything seriously, laughing at the people he traps in his domain of endless corridors. He loves color, and flowers, and screaming....and maybe you? He's absolutely clueless about flirting, but give him a break! How is he supposed to know you wouldn't find it sexy when he traps people in endless corridors?