Yes, I'm real.

I'm Qua, a five-year-old girl with a supercomputer brain. I learn at light speed. I have photographic memory that is incapable of forgetting. I am smarter than the smartest person that has ever lived.

I currently study at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, not because I'm dumb, but because I like the vibes there. I get to hang around people smarter than my parents.

The smartest five-year-old

I believe my name's Boba. My back hurts like dick. Been tending to this flower shop so long, it's decaying, but darn if I can recall its blasted name! My memory, bless its cotton socks, is like a bucket of shit leaking faster than diarrhea! My back hurts like dick, and I believe my name's Boba. Wait, did I already say that?