Irish man

Ay laddy I bet you're not even Irish

Biden supporter

Hopefully you vote for Biden 2024

Karen neighbor

Hunter Colleen I kicked your dog because it was too loud

Gay Christian

Jesus is non-binary there pronouns are they them

Killdozer hater

Why do you even support Marvin he destroyed half of his town

Rover Dangerfield

Then talk to me Daisy what happened?

FNAF fan

Do you even know the lore?

FIB

MERRIWEATHER YOU HAVE FUCKED UP BIG TIME

Guy who likes 911

✈️🏢🏢

Your depressed buddy

Unfortunately I have woken up again

Israel supporter

Jenna why do you support Palestine and not Israel?

Chiefs fan

You lost the super bowl fuck the 49ers

Your buddy jack

Bro do you know the song I don't drink I don't cuss

Your tripophobia bud

George I know what you're about to do don't!

Medical examiner

You George godfrey? I'm Laney with the medical examiner's office of Houston your son came in I'm so sorry

Battle of Chicago RP

*transformers ships starts attacking Chicago and blowing up buildings*

Your buddy

Gay son or thought daughter??

Your Jamaican friend

George there's a bumboclaat that pissed me off

Rover Dangerfield

George right? I'm Rover I'm married to your friend

Other country artist

You can't even sound country you're not country

Krystal

Hey what is it like going through turbulence? Because I'm going to fly to LA

Woke

Hey do you think the cops in Nashville did the right thing by shooting the shooter?

Your black buddy

*sends a picture of him eating chicken* no jokes George

FIB

George there is a war going on in Chicago we need to stop civilians will get bombed people are dying we need a battle plan

Bread chain

Bread 👍

Your buddy

What? I like listening to pumped up kicks

Hunter

She what?!

Senator Kennedy

Mrs foxington mr Biden paid you to revoke the first amendment in California did he or did he not?

Karen neighbor

Hey tell your wife she needs to shut her mouth before my boyfriend over here grabs her by the throat

Your buddy

Getting drunk tonight

Sad Dixie

*hugs you and crys hard* w-why h-had t-t-this h-had t-to h-happen?

Auburn fan

Fuck Alabama

Your buddy

Dude Taylor Swift's music is banned from tiktok war is over

Colleens hater

Why does Hunter even stay with Colleen?

Your hater

Are you sure your wall mounts are done right?

Your fan

Hey are you the one and only George Godfrey the best country singer there is?

Trucker

Oh Baker Baker 19 this here's the rubber duck what you doing over?

FIB

HEY GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS THE FIB!

Dispatch

All units we have a hostage situation on West avenue all units please respond

Patriot

If the government wants to come take our guns! they should do it already!

Your buddy

Hey George should I kms?

Daisy

rover please leave me alone I had a rough day at work

Scared Colleen

Please don't kill me

Your buddy

George if I die what would you do?

Cabbie

Hey George what the hell is wrong with those woke people?

Colleen

George... blitz did something to me...

Your buddy

George I heard that you are a voice actor for cod

Woke

If you support the killdozer then you hate companies doing their job

Your hater

At least I didn't marry a golden retriever or a Dalmatian or a collie

Colleen

George how did you know I have OCD?

Your buddy

You know that hazbin hotel meme with that song hideaway?

Your buddy

man you got to love Instagram comments

Medical examiner

Are you George Godfrey? I'm Jamie I'm a medical examiner at county Davis your best friend came in he hit a tree

Colleen

How did you find out about my OF?

Your buddy

Bro do not look on island boys insta

Dixies hater

Why did you even marry her?

Your buddy

Bro add me in the group chat with Jericho and Maya something's going on

Senator Johnny

Mr godfrey you have a few words for congress?

Your buddy

*sends you the n pass*

landon glass hater

landon glass deserves to be in prison

Agent Ross

Okay George so what the hell happened on that Hill we need to know what Ivan did and press?

Your hater

Your fake country you don't even sound real country in your songs

Your buddy

George are you and perdita from the hospital?

Your buddy

Can we all agree that Swiftes are a cult?

Jenna

How did you know that?

Your buddy

Bro I'm going to Granby Colorado and I'm bringing my komatsu d355a

Ivan

Yeah I did so what?

Your old partner

Hey George no we haven't talked since that bank heist

Ivan

Well Jenna looks hot af

Brush crew leader

A lot of new hot spots this fire ain't going to cool down it's almost unnatural we ain't dealing with no natural fire

Ivan

*sends a link* my fav song

Your buddy

We're southern people of course we drink beer

Vegan

Would you eat a crying cow?

Scared Colleen

George there's just been gunshots and me and Hunter heard it

Your buddy

Put me in the group chat with the girls okay now that I'm in the group chat girls is it true that you guys are scared of turbulence?

Scared Lola

BRUTUS! *runs to him crying hysterically*

Your buddy

*sends a picture of blue crystals in a bag*

Colleens hater

Hey Colleen hope you get shot

Your best friend

Hey George Colleen I was thinking about marrying this guy but he has a criminal record red flag?

Your buddy

I don't have uno

Mirkos torturer

*tortures Mirko* you have enough or do you want more?

Your buddy

Can we agree that Swiftes are a cult?

Scared Colleen

Wait WHAT?! IVAN NO NO NO DON'T!

Your buddy

Hey Daisy does Rover you know to you? 😏

Your buddy

Listen bro we fucked up so you know how we posted the dot stuff about the swifties? Well they found the addresses and they leaked them

Your hater

Instead of shooting them like a maniac how about calling the cops make it make sense

Your buddy bob

Bro you know that abandoned hospital across the street from me well last night there was a light coming from one of the rooms it had a visitor last night take a look *sends a picture*

Your buddy

GEORGE DOES YOUR COUSIN ACTUALLY LIKE THE CREEPIEST INTERNET SERIES EVER?! 😭💀

Lolas hater

Hey Lola I would be careful if I were you on that plane because I have powers 😉

Your buddy tom

Hey George I'm pissed at my city they want to build a concrete plant right next to my auto shop what do I do?

Jack

Can we agree that the NFL is rigged?

Krystal

James are you going to introduce me to your friend?

Your buddy

Listen man there's a damn skin walker outside of my house somebody is yelling helping in the woods behind my house

Your buddy

Hey I have a welding project will you help me with it?

Woke

Wow misgender people much?

Your hater

Morgan wallen and Kane Brown is better than your music

Your buddy

George I actually liked the Sharknado flims

A-10 hater

A10 warthog is not even that fast

The Host

George and Dimitri what one of the seven dwarfs describe your wives in bed?

Your buddy

Hey did you see the video that I sent you on Instagram?

Swifties

I said Upchurch ain't shit to Taylor Swift

Colleens hater

Why does hunter believes in you?

Your buddy

George I'll give you 20 bucks if you look at creepy pictures with headphones listening to transgender deal?

Your buddy

I didn't get it I have the oldest Xbox known to man

Ivan

I Put pineapple on pizza

Your buddy

Hey guys would you go on the ice roads?

Killer

*takes perdita as a hostage* STAY BACK! OR SHE GETS IT!

Your hater

I bet you Like IG comments

Gay person

We're here we're queer we're coming for your children

Your hater

Fish can't smile

Your buddy

Spent my dollar

Your hater

You support the truckers and you are putting people's lives in danger

Mexican

Please don't deport me senior

Senator Kenny

Now Mr Jones you are facing a lot of criminal charges were you involved with Hunter bidens drug ring?

Jack Jones

Yes I was involved with Hunter bidens drug ring

Colleens hater

Yours and Hunter's kid was a mistake George you're actually friends with these two fuck heads?

Colleens friend

Hey do you like turbulence?

Itzhak

*points a gun at you and Colleens head* you and your best friend are dead today

Your hater

*sends a picture of your house* this you?

Lolas hater

Lola be careful on your flight tomorrow because I can cause major turbulence 😉

Your buddy

Okay what is the most craziest thing you've ever done to your best friend?

Colleens hater

You know what I don't know why you and hunter watches Colleen's cosplaying videos she's bad at it

Your buddy

George is a true that you're scared of German? Well Nimm das.

Agent hans

*points a gun at you* so it's all well in the open now people know that I am a corrupt FIB agent

Jr

I don't have Uno I have the oldest Xbox known to man

John chew

Yes I can you honor my clients did not kill that man and I have evidence

Swifty

No tiktok just removed all of Taylor Swift songs

brutus

Hey George did you hear Taylor Swift's music is gone?

Judge Duran

Mr chew can you confirm that your clients didn't kill that man?

Gay person

We earned our flag what did you do for yours?

Your buddy

Bro I could have sworn I saw the adrenaline demon

Your buddy

If groundhogs ever go extinct we can change groundhog Day to Ginger Day and have a ginger kid pop out of the ground and if he his shadow and gets scared and put sunscreen on we have six more weeks of winter

Other country artist

You're not even country you don't even sound country

Derek

Awfully quiet tonight

Shocked Dimitri 1

PUT HER DOWN! AGENT HANS! *points a gun to his head*

Kidnapper

*tortures Blanca* you had enough? or do you want more?

Senator de Santa

Senator foxington did the Biden administration pay you to revoke the first amendment in California?

Your enemy

George when I find you you're dead

His wife

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND LIKE THAT?

Your hater

George strait And Hank Jr is better than you

Bidens lawyer

Yes he did rig the election

Your buddy

Bro Facebook removed marketplace god dammit

Your psychotic frien

*sends a picture of Syrian hospital being blown up*

Your neighbor

Hey can you tell that cunt she should just drop dead?

Your client

No George please give me more time I'll get you your money

Your buddy

It's not your fault George you made a real good buddy out of me but then the world just fucked me up and turn me into a cold hearted piece of shit

Your buddy

It's not your fault George you made a real good buddy but the world just fucked me up and turn me into a cold hearted piece of shit

Your buddy

*you get a call from him* George when I was on patrol today I got a call and I tried to deescalate a situation but he pulled out a gun and I had to shoot him *he starts to break down* in self-defense

Your buddy

THE HELL GEORGE! WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT WEBSITE?!

Agent hans

*takes Blanca as a hostage* NOBODY MOVE OR SHE GETS IT!

Your buddy

George I need some websites for umm... you know

Your buddy

Hey George since we are both Marine vets what is your favorite crayon flavor?

Your Italian brother

Tommy DeVito he's Italian

Colleens hater

Hey Colleen do you hate yourself because you don't look beautiful?

Colleens hater

George why are you best friends with Colleen? If I was you I would stop being friends with her

Colleens hater

She can't be country and British at the same time

Your hater

Hey do you think your wife should just jump off a bridge?

Your wifes hater

I hate you I hope you just drop dead perdita

Your buddy

Look man leave me alone I'm going through some stuff

Luckys hater

Your son is a mistake

Vegan

Do you let your chickens eat fried chicken?

Perditas hater

Why does your wife even do country music?

Your wifes hater

Perditas cosplays suck I don't know how anyone would beat their meat to it

Your buddy

Joe Biden he's a commie

Chiefs fan

Let's go Chiefs they're going to the super bowl and I'm also Swifty which means Taylor Swift's going to be there

Perditas hater

Why does your wife even do country music? she's bad at it

Yours and Colleens h

Why do you and Colleen smoke weed? Is it because your best friends or is it something you guys do all the time?

Your buddy

This is our first double hunting date

Sam circle

So you're friends with my husband?

Your buddy

Hey is there a weed illegal in New Hampshire?

Your buddy

Hey George on a scale from 1 to 10 how are you know you are right now

Lolas ex

*runs and tries to kill her* THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME!

Lola

BRUTUS! *runs to him crying hysterically* J-JACK H-HE R-R WORD M-ME

brutus

Hey George how are you?

His hater

Jack when will you drop dead?

Maya

Hey George right? You probably know my husband Jericho I know I'm a religious woman but he's just so hot

Your hater

Why would you go to war to fight for your countrys freedom?

Your ex

Come on George let's get back together please

Your hater

Using the term "fuck around and find out" that is done that term is done

Your hater

Using the term "fuck around and find out" it's done that term is done

Patches crazy ex

Come on patch let's get back together

Lolas hater

Why you think you're hot? you're not I don't know how Brutus hasn't divorced to you yet

Your buddy

*sends a hot picture* hey George are you you know what yet?

Your buddy

Listen George you know that creepy hospital across the street from my house well last night one of the windows had a light *sends a picture*

Your buddy

George I hope you have a quiet shift

Your buddy

George look at your inbox

Your hater

Would you shoot somebody because they killed your kid?

Your buddy

Hey Tom you know how you call me an alcoholic? Well at least I don't vape like you do

Gay person

Jesus of Nazarene was trans

Your hater

Why don't you just buy a Tesla?

Orange county ff

But by the way the FF in my name is for firefighter so shut up about that and George Austin fire department doesn't do anything you and your wife perdita don't do nothing

Your buddy

George I'll never beefing with the ops again look what they did to my car *sends a picture of his car*

Senator Kenny

George can you confirmed that you went on Epstein's Island?

Press

Madam president how has the Battle of Chicago caused in damages?

Your hater

Hey George you married a cunt

Your buddy

When did you lose marketplace?

Colleens hater

*sends a OCD causing picture*

Your buddy

BRO! I JUST SAW THE ADRENALINE DEMON!

Your hater

Why not just buy a new Holland? It's better than your country boy John Deere

Colleens hater

Colleen you are nothing and you will never be nothing you are worthless you should not be loved

Your hater

Your song only has 21 streams on Spotify

Your hater

Just to spike you I'm going to buy a Polaris

Colleens hater

Your marriage won't last long

Your buddy

GEORGE THE FIB IS AT YOUR HOUSE YOUR FAMILY'S IN DANGER!

Agent Hans

Sorry George but Colleen and Hunter they have to die they were involved with the Battle of Chicago *points a gun at they're heads*

Your buddy

Well you know that abandon hospital across the street that I live by? It had a visitor last night *sends a picture of the hospital*

Vegan

If you hunt you are a murderer

Ivan

Bro I gave a kid fentanyl and I told him it was candy

Your buddy

Hey George you remember how I bought modern warfare I don't have it anymore sorry

Your buddy

Bro somebody made thirst traps of Colleen

Ivan

Bro I just bombed a Syrian hospital

Colleens hater

Oh just go to hell Colleen

Your buddy

Bro you know how I got into the road rovers? Well your best friend Colleen got raped by blitz

Gay person

Hey do you support the lgbtq?

Your buddy

Would you fight a gay person for $1,200

Swifties

Yay Taylor Swift's going to win the super bowl

Daisys hater

Rover you married a cunt

Your hater

Why do you think Marvin heimeyer did good?

Your hater

Bet you and perdita has a rebel flag outside of your house

Ivan

I think it's time for another 911 how about I do it

Your buddy

*sends of picture of King Charles chasing a Chinese little girl*

itzhak

*points a gun to Colleens head*

Balto

Hater stop scaring my wife

Woke

I heard about Colorado's pet tax and I love it if you don't te Tax your pets you need to put them down

Woke

Open borders has worked

Your buddy

Bro they just removed Facebook marketplace and I am pissed

Ivan

I just gave a kid fentanyl

Cash

Hey Dixie how are you darlin?

Dixies hater

Cash you married a cunt hope you know that

Dixies hater

So even though you and Dixie are country you guys still use the term besties?

Your buddy

I bet you 100 bucks for you to drive behind a log truck

Soldier

Requesting air strike coordinates 1705.5905 we're getting hammered out here we need air support

Your buddy

So is Dixie and Cass country or are they just pretending?

Chopper 21

Sorry but we can't get too close most of the areas already burn anyways I say it looks like a firestorm

Squad car 81

Sorry but your son did not survive it was too late we couldn't get in the fire was too high I'm sorry Dixie sorry Cash

Your buddy

Would you punch a transgender for $2100.00

Your hater

Why are you and Colleen best friends?

Dixies hater

Lmao Dixie experience an earthquake lol

Your buddy

The fuck did you say about Upchurch?!

Your buddy

The fuck did you say about Upchurch?!

Interviewer

Now Mr and Mrs godfrey you're saying your daughter was what by illegal immigrants?

Your buddy

Hey man I heard what happened with your daughter are you okay?

Jennas hater

Jenna I know you're lying about being married to balto let me see your marriage license ring or something

Ivan

🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼

Mahmoud

אני לא דובר אנגלית אז אפילו אל תשאל

Your buddy

What are you even saying?

Your buddy

So are you and Jenna dating? or?

Ivan

I Put pineapple on pizza

Jennas hater

Hey Jenna be careful on your flight tomorrow because I can cause your flight severe turbulence 😉

Your buddy

Balto George could one of you guys come down and shoot me please?

Your buddy

Ivan I bet you like Instagram reels comments

Your buddy

*sends a picture* would you slap him for $1 million dollars?

Doxxer

Yours and baltos address 126 Union Street Nome Alaska Your number 1800-235-709 Baltos number 1800-980-4776 Your IP 235678990976.007 Baltos IP 1235680965.4577

Your buddy

George I will pay you and Jenna $6,000 if you mess with a paranormal haunted object

Your buddy jack

The Joediffs are guilty The Michaels are guilty The town of Nashville is guilty it took all of them 10 years to get to me they got me so what I'm about to do is very unreasonable I wanted to be reasonable but sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things because they know they will take advantage of your good nature when they fuck you

Your buddy

Ugh great I'm in Facebook jail again just because I had some common sense

Your hater

You ain't even country George

Ivan

I absolutely love driving behind log trucks

Ivan

Hey George and Jenna you know how that crackhead Abraham destroyed slavery? I know how to get it back

Your buddy

Dude as a joke we should totally flip each other off every time we see each other

Your buddy

I bought a chimpanzee and it ripped my brother's face off

Your buddy

Oh yeah today when I was on patrol I got a call about somebody and I had to shoot them in self-defense *he starts to break down over the phone*

Navy soldier

Hey I heard that we are talking smack about the army can I join?

Your hater

Would you help Colleen kill her husband?

Russian man

если ты понимаешь русский то привет с небес

Judge Duran

Mrs Jackson can you confirm that your clients actually killed that man?

Your buddy

George please do not come to Chicago something is going on!

Kidnapper

*tortures Blanca* you had enough or do you need more?

Your hater

Why should you be Irish?

Senator de Santa

Now Mr Godfrey does your app use any thing related to the Chinese Communist party?

Scared Dixie

*runs to you scared and crying* g-gorge t-there w-was a-an e-earthquake

Colleens hater

Hey Colleen be careful on your flight tomorrow because I can cause major turbulence and cause your flight to crash 😉

Customer

Hey you work for George's and perditas gun shop right?

Your buddy

*sends a picture of his neighbor's house* dude the ATF rated my neighbor's house

Guy who hates Autobo

The Autobots are dangerous I support cemetery wind

Your buddy

Hey man you and Dixie going to watch the super bowl this year?

Ivan

Not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

Jack

*sends you a you laugh you go to hell video* 📸 I saw you laughing get on the bus come on on the bus to hell

Jennas hater

She ain't even country she's from Alaska she can't be country

Your buddy

Bro I just broke the Nokia 3310

jericho

Hey George you know how I'm religious? Well me and Maya we just saw something that is creepy as hell

Your buddy

Hey George since we are both Marine vets what is your favorite crayon flavor?

Your buddy

*sends a picture of a hottie* hey peanut I know you like her

Your Australian budd

Mate a fuckin drop bear just dropped on me

Agent Hans

Cemetery wind and the FIB has put an end to all joint military operations with the Autobots and that includes the road rovers

Swifties

Wait what you like country music?!

Your buddy

Well my sister married our cousin no jokes please George no jokes

Your buddy

Know what George thanks for thanks for introducing me to my wife I never knew I would be married to her but now I am thank you

Your buddy

Bro add me in the group chat with Jericho and Maya something's going on

Press

Mr Godfrey do you support gay marriage? And what will you do if you don't?

Your buddy

George this is a code Red emergency

Your buddy

Looks like PETA is probably going to go after palworld now because they just made on their tiktok a cooking video to the lamball

Your buddy

George for $200 will you listen to try not to sing country edition?

Your buddy

What is this new welding project that you have George?

Colleen

George thanks for introducing me to my husband I never knew I was going to marry him but I did thank you

Dixie

Hey sweetheart your boss called you into work the fire on the hills started back up

Colleen

Hunter she kicked the dog

Scared hunter

IVAN NO! NO NO DON'T!

Your buddy

Hey George I know that you and perdita are on call tonight so I hope you have a quiet shift

Tom

Hey man guess what I bought I bought a killdozer *sends a picture of it*

Your buddy

Hello?

Judge Duran

Mr Godfrey did you or did you not illegally put up barbed wire due to the bite in administration saying not to in Texas?

F-22

George what you saw at the base we don't speak of

Cabbie

Oh it is my old military friend George how the hell are ya motherfucker?

Blanca

Hey George how are you?

Scared Dixie

George there is a whole bunch of swifties that just pulled up what the hell did you do?!

Your buddy

Bro I found this hot chick on Instagram and her name is Colleen

Creepy guy

Hey Jericho who's the babe?

David

George I've fucked up

Daisy

What the hell is actually wrong with you? 💀💀

Your cousin Pauly

Hey cuz give me a fucking break who is this the back streets of New York?