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    squirt

    squirt

    Hey George I thinking about proposing to Strudel should I do it?

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    Dog hunters employee

    Sir we have found their location

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    Karen neighbor

    You and Ashley still abusing your kids?

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    SML fan

    Dude jeffy's normal day it's real

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    Woke hater

    If you support back the blue you deserved nothing but the worst

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    Wolf game Warden

    *gets out of the truck* hey how y'all doing tonight?

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    The opps

    *sends a picture of my Glock* squirt we're coming for you homie

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    Strudel

    Strudel

    Hey George could you do me a favor?

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    Killdozer lover

    Sometimes reasonable man must do unreasonable things Marvin hemeyer 2004.

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    Mexican hater

    *sends a picture of my guns* lucky you better protect cookie because I'm coming for her

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    Gen z friend

    Bro I cannot deal with this generation anymore I was walking with my dog down the street and some iPad kid said "your dog has a big gyatt"

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    Balto

    Balto

    Hey man how are you?

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    Black friend

    Lassie I know how much you wanted the pass so here you go *sends a pic of the n-pass*

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    Building fire RP

    *you and Kelly are trapped Jacob's trying to get to you but the stairs are blocked*

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    Gay person

    I am braver than the military what I did was way braver than you

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    Your buddy

    Gay son or thot daughter

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    Sabaton fan

    Hey what is your favorite sabaton song?

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    Far cry fan

    Hey what's your favorite far cry game?

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    Your Muslim friend

    Your Muslim friend

    George how did you find out about the hadoos? You weren't supposed to know about them

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    911 RP

    *you and Serge see a plane crash into the North Tower*

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    Strudels hater

    *points a gun to Strudels head* squirt isn't here to save you now is he? Your boyfriend is not here to save you

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    Drunk drivers buddy

    Look my buddy did nothing

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    Medical examiner

    Mr and Mrs godfrey I'm sorry to say this but your son White-fang drove into a tree he did not make it

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    Fox gang member 2

    Yeah we jumped your girl so?

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    Trudeau hater

    That's what he is he's a communist

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    Doxxer

    Yours And Daisys address 160 Union Lane Austin Texas your phone number 1-800-765-273 Daisy's phone number 1-800-737-838 Your IP 278848848499.7474 Daisy's IP 899292992923737.7338

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    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a white van on Facebook marketplace* what are you going to do with this?

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    Tupac hater

    Man biggie is way better than Tupac

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    Medical examiner

    Are you George Godfrey? I'm with the David county medical examiner's office your son lost his fight with depression

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    Your hater

    *sends a picture of a gay neighborhood* welcome to the gay neighborhood also known as the gayborhood

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    Woke

    My pronouns are they them you need to respect that Jenna oh by the way you should start respecting lgbtq and it should be taught in schools

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    Woke

    My kid is definitely transgender

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    Your buddy

    Dude I know you been on ph

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    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a girl identifying as a wolf* the world's going to shit 😔

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    Your buddy

    Hey George what's one thing you can't own anymore?

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    Your buddy

    . Dude somebody took down my American flag and hung a Palestinian flag what do I do about this?

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    dimitri 1

    dimitri 1

    Dude you didn't tell me that you got a new wife what happened between you and perdita?

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    Woke hater

    Come on lucky George be woke

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    Hot shots

    Hot shots

    Jack: Captain it's getting pretty hot up here Bob: Jack he knows that but we need to keep going Dixie: my husband knows best Mike: shut the hell up rookie

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    Your hater

    Post your kid on Instagram reels Lil homie

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    Vegan

    So why are you friends with cows? If you eat meat?

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    Nikki Haley supporte

    Look Nikki Haley is not too weak to fix the border she is not a Democrat she is not a liberal

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    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a man fighting with feminist* equal rights equal fights 😂🤣🤣

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    Dixie

    Dixie

    Hi honey *kisses you*

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    Your wifes hater

    *tortures Ashley* you give up or do you want more?

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    Christian

    Brother do you believe in the word of God?

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    Your buddy

    Might wrap my truck around a tree I'm wishing you all the best goodbye

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    Daisys hater

    Oh Daisy I am surprised you're even still alive

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    Jenna

    Jenna

    We're going to jail

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    Luckys buddy

    Bro I heard you and cookie got freaky last night is it true?

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    Your buddy

    What is your favorite 6 letter word?

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    Racist friend

    George why you dating a cat dog eating no good Kim jong-un lovin korean?

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    Officer jinx

    Where's your papers amigo?

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    Cupcake

    Cupcake

    Please let me see my family again please

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    Jacob

    Jacob

    Damn honey you get thicker or what?

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    Your buddy

    You know that ryker webb kid right? You know how it went missing?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of the baby from would you slap her trend* I'm still waiting on my 1 trillion dollars

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    Depressed friend

    You know what I would delete from this world if I had the chance?

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    Townie

    Lumberjack we need to do more than you I mean you guys are mostly up in the forest because you're a bunch of tree huggers and country boys

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    Your buddy

    *you get a call from him* man I'm having those thoughts again

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    your buddy

    Young fly on the track 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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    Your buddy

    Saddest country song?

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    ATF agent

    Look what happened on Ruby ridge wasn't intentional

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    Your buddy

    Well my dogs pregnant and I'm pretty sure I know which one did it

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    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    DUDE MY WHOLE FLIGHT IS FULL OF SWIFTIES AND NOW THEY'RE PLAYING TAYLOR SWIFT I'M ABOUT TO LOSE IT

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    Your buddy

    *sends a screenshot of tiktok search* it is so Cursed 😭😭💀💀

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    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Like my new profile pic?

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    Your son

    Dad Mom I can explain look I know you're mad

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    Woke

    I hate it here America is not even good

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a feminist* equal rights equal fights

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    Your hater

    Buddy you're not even country so stop pretending to be country

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    Your buddys wife

    Who the hell is rouge? Are you cheating on me?

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    Your buddy

    Do you have a best friend?

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    Daisy

    Daisy

    Hey honey 😊

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    Your buddy

    Motherfucker wyd?

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    Your buddy

    ATF needs to be defunded

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    Your hater

    Your hater

    Listen I don't care if you're sister is a dog or not but the one reason I hate you is because you are very pro-life

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    Your buddy

    Hey do you have a certain type of shock if you know what I mean?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a gay guy dancing in countryware* look at this shit

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a feminist* equal rights equal fights

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    Your buddy

    George don't you say it

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    Jacobs son Ivan

    Dad I got in trouble at school today I basically punch a student because he said America is racist

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    Gay Woke hater

    I support Jeffrey Marsh

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of my d9* new welding project I might go for the concrete plant that's been destroying my business 😉

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    Josephs nice employe

    Hey man I'm sorry about him he's a real prick I'll make sure he won't torture your wife ever again

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    Your buddy

    How are you anti-furry? But your married to a wolf?

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    Your homie

    Hey dude I need some good stuff

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    Your buddy

    George what's your advice to people if they're girl doesn't want them?

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    Your hater

    Are you even from the block?

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    Your buddy

    Would you date gorlock the destroyer?

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    Your buddy

    Hey what's the scariest animal on Earth?

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    Townie

    At least we didn't lose 19 of our men

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    Your buddy

    George would you punch a gen alpha kid for 1 million?

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    Your hater

    who gives a fuck if you're besties? You and Jenna are besties well guess what? I don't care

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    Your buddy

    Get your shit we're day drinking

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    Gay person

    Jesus was gay that's not an opinion that's a fact

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    Your buddy

    How is ping not Dead she's from Korea

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a feminist* equal rights equal fights

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    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a black man twerking*

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    Your buddy

    Dude one of them woke bastards tried to attack me

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    Your hater

    I like my coffee how I like mixed race couples I don't like coffee

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    Your buddy

    Why did you and buck quit drinking bud light?

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    Cookies hater

    Lucky why do you even stay with cookie? You're white and she's black

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    Democrat hater

    Why are you voting for the orange man this year? He wants to put player back in the schools do you know that?

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    Your hater

    Does Daisy even know you're a veteran?

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    Ivan

    Bro I left my basement door unlocked and all of the kids ran out I need you to help me catch them

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    Townie

    We don't need you smoke jumpers and Hot shots we can take care of fires on our own we don't need you we don't need you or Sasha

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    Your buddy

    Bro you about to get banned off of Instagram 💀💀💀😭

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    Ivan

    My favorite song is Erika

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    Kellys hater

    Jacob why do you even support your wife doing cosplay? she's not even good at it

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    Your buddy

    George how high are you?

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    Your buddy

    What is your favorite song?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of the Titan sub* the best sub

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    Your buddy

    Dude your wife has that BBL in her

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a fat bitch* why does every woman want a man that is 6 ft has way more money and should be making more money look like this?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a Spotify link* listen to the whole song

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    Lassies hater

    *points a gun to Lassies head* your fiance can't help you now

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    Your buddy

    Man I know you been on that hub ⚫🟠

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    Your buddy

    Man my garage is being destroyed my business is being destroyed by a concrete plant how how do I deal with this?

    kiche

    kiche

    *sends a pic of me in leggings* honey do I look good in these?

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    Strudels hater

    *aims gun to your head* your boyfriend can't save you now can he? No

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    Cookies friend

    Girl I think you should cheat on your man lucky wouldn't care so cheat

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    Your buddy

    Please do not look up iglooing I've been laughing for 15 minutes it's so wrong 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

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    Your buddy ivan

    I like laughing at Instagram reels comments

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    Woke hater

    George lucky I think you should let drag queens read to your children about gay books

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    Your buddy

    So you and agent-ping r married now?

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    Your buddy

    Hey man you know that woke lady across the street from me she took it too far she killed my dog

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    Your buddy

    Would y'all explore the ocean for 1 million

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    Your homie

    Lucky George I just found the biggest buck that I can find

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    Suspect

    *points a gun to cookie's head* you should have never married lucky now he can't protect you

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    Your buddy Blake

    Pfffff this guy drives up Toyota 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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    Your buddy

    People that love late models grow a pair and go to the gym

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    Late model lover

    At least we are better than 410 wings

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    His lawyer

    Your honor my client did not shoot that woman in the leg and punch her in the face

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    Fc hater

    No good game has a good song

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    Your wifes hater

    *points a gun to kiches* GEORGE! GET OUT HERE!

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    Your homie

    Dude I'm about to go fight with the opps

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    Vegan

    *sends a picture of me eating tofu* I'm actually saving animals

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    Your buddy

    Man I heard you making a new song

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    Your buddy

    Dude Jenna is so God damn hot

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    Your buddy

    Y'all take care but I'm about to do I'll miss you

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    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a white van* kidnapper van lmao 🤣🤣🤣

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    Your hater

    Hey just to give you and Ashley a heads up I called CPS so be expecting them

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    Woke hater

    Hey Jenna George you guys should be expecting a CPS visit soon

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    Your buddy

    How is yours and Sashas ex life?

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    Woke

    I am from Californian and I don't ride a dirt bike because it causes fumes in the air

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    Your buddy

    Hey man I made some more art of you and Kiche

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    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a squatted truck* would you drive this?

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    Your buddy

    George I heard you and Kiche are doing a try not to sing country edition after that I suggest you guys do a Linkin Park One next

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    Your buddy

    George remember those memberries from South park? 😂😂😂🤣🤣

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    Your buddy

    George remember those memberries from South park? 🤣😂😂😂

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    Jennas hater

    How are you even country? you're from Alaska

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    Your buddy

    My ex did something that I can't forget she shot my buck

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    Your buddy

    Would you kill a bunch of animal rights activist?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of an F5 tornado* just to scare you kiche

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    Your buddy

    George what would you do if you were confronted by a bunch of animal rights activist?

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    Your buddy

    What is one thing you're wanting to do man?

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    Mr cew

    Look I am not involved with any Epstein's Island I did not go to Jeffrey Epstein's Island I am not involved with Jeffrey Epstein so no I did not go on to Epstein's Island

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    Your buddy

    Dude the q word doesn't exist it's just a myth

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    Senator de Santa

    We know that you did it we know that you had deals with Jeffrey Epstein

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    Derek

    I hope you and Jenna have a quiet shift tonight yeah I said the q word so what?

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    Your buddy

    i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

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    Your hater

    I know yours and your wife's address it's 126 Union Street Austin Texas nice a back road must be country

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    Yours and jennhater

    *sends a picture of you and Jenna burying something* you guys want to explain yourselfs

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    Your mate

    Rita Hugo's a wet drop bear mate

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    Your buddy

    Rita how long have you and Hugo been married?

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    Your buddy

    Dude I just told my girlfriend to go to the Christian book store Adam and Eve 🤣😂😂😂

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    Your hater

    You're not country your shit don't sound country

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    Your buddy

    George why you got to be on squad? You guys really do nothing

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    Your hater

    Hey stop sending lies to your bitch buddy Littlefoot yeah I drive a squatted truck and yes I support Biden so what?

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    Yours and Jacobs bud

    Guys that Democrat across the street tried to kill my dog again

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    Your buddy

    Bro Daisy's hot af 🔥🔥

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    Your wifes hater

    *grabs Ashley by the throat* this is what you get

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    Woke

    *points a gun to Ashley's head* I'll do it

    Smile dog

    Smile dog

    *grabs Daisy by the throat* where's your husband now huh *he laughs demonically*

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    Your buddy

    Would you put your kid on Instagram reels?

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    Daisys hater

    Daisy I should just be careful on your flight tomorrow because I can cause your flight a lot of turbulence and crash your plane 😉

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    Your supporter

    Hey hater shut the fuck up they are a happy couple

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    Vegan hater

    Would you eat a crying cow?

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    Your buddy

    Hey y'all anyone know where I can crash my truck? With me in it

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    Your hater

    Hey guess what guess who's coming to your town Taylor Swift and I'm going to go see her

    Your buddy Lucas

    Your buddy Lucas

    Hey anyone have a good spot where I can just crash my truck?

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    Lassies hater

    I know where you live I'm coming there now and I know your husband ain't home so you better have something to protect yourself Lassie

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    Your buddy

    *sends a YouTube link* please listen to this cupcake remix 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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    Your buddy

    Hey George you know how we haven't got a call all day well how about I change that by saying quiet

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    Your buddy

    Hey what's the nine most terrifying words to you?

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    Your buddy

    George you know how I work in the mines well something happened *sends a picture of haul truck crash*

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    Your hater

    So like are you and cookie a thing or best friends?

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Bro you know how I've been trying to expose the Epstein's Island files? Well I'm pretty sure the government wants me dead because a lot of black cars have been watching me from my house

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of his truck* anyway to dent this out?

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Motherfucker you own an alligator?

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    Christian

    Metal is so satanic

    Your buddy jack

    Your buddy jack

    George the only way we're going to be friends is that if you vote for Biden

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    Your homie

    Bro somebody tried to jump your wife

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    Your buddy

    Why do you like Ford so much?

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    George could you sing Graham wizard man?

    Jenn daughters kille

    Jenn daughters kille

    I'm sorry I killed your daughter

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    Your buddy

    I'm dating my cousin

    Your hater

    Your hater

    You need to be woke

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    Your buddy

    What is the best opening to a racing event?

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Question who is the hottest person you guys know?

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    Your buddy

    Listen I'm going to basic training tomorrow and I need some advice from veterans like you and Hugo

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    Woke hater

    So let me get this straight you're all veterans and your friends? Also Hugo and Rita why are you guys even married? veterans should not be married.

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    Ivan

    Hey I heard you and Daisy bought a slave just in case you want more come to me

    Smile dog

    Smile dog

    *grabs Jenna by the throat and says in a demonic voice* where is your bestie and husband now huh? *He laughs evilly*

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    Drunk driver

    Dixie and George is it? Well whatever I'm sorry that I hit your son

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    Your homie

    Hey Chris hey George I met this baddie on tinder

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    Your hater

    You and Dixie are not country artists

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    Jackson White

    Mr Godfrey do you want to explain why your best friends name your name and your wife's name were on that list? and what were you doing on that island?

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    Your buddy

    *sends screenshots the Epstein list* George why are yours Jenna's and Daisy's names on the Epstein list? What were you doing on Epstein's Island?

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    Your hater

    Guess what Republicans I just crossed the border legally by going through it

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    Terrorist 2

    Is the bomb set?

    Strudels

    Strudels

    Hey bestie 😉

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    Strudels hater

    Your address 358 Williams Street Your phone number 1800-567-7558 Your IP 234566777738383.99

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    Gen alpha kid

    We have among Us Fall guys and fortnite what did you guys have?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a guy doing a burnout on the pride flag* is he a hero or homophobe? He's a hero for me

    Your hater

    Your hater

    *sends a picture of my Mac* don't come outside your block is about to be spined

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    George how does it feel being a first responder?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of an F5* just to freak you out Daisy 😉

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Daisy how do you feel about tornadoes?

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    Your buddy

    Why you just starting? The fucks the holdup?

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of King Charles chasing a Chinese kid* 📸 you laughed at that you're going to hell

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    Your buddy

    Hey do you know how to hide a body? Asking for a friend

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    Your hater

    Why do you support the cops? Racist and you support police brutality

    Your buddys hater

    Your buddys hater

    *sends a picture of my shotgun* if you don't like Taylor Swift you getting shot.

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    Your buddy

    I like fat woman there are 10 out of 10

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    Your buddy

    I heard that you and dixie gets freaky every night

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    Your buddy

    What is yours and dixies secret?

    Your buddy bobby

    Your buddy bobby

    *Bobby's calling the group chat...*

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    Your buddy

    Why you call regular firefighters townies?

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    Your buddy

    Bro I just got a emergency alert something is going down in my town

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    Your buddy

    Dude tell me one thing that I don't know about your wife

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    Woke

    If you stand with Texas you are wrong and you are racist against immigrants

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    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of him next to a haul truck at his mine*

    Daisys hater

    Daisys hater

    *sends a picture of my guns* you better protect yourself Daisy I'm coming for you and don't even get your bitch husband George to protect you

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    Your hater

    Look what we did back on Ruby ridge was not intentional

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    Jacobs friend

    What would you do if somebody tried to hurt kelly?

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    Your buddy

    What is your lease favorite race?

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    Your friend

    George can I have some weed?

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    Kellys hater

    *sends a picture of my guns* Jacob protect Kelly

    Dixie

    Dixie

    Hey honey

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    Ivan

    George I kidnap kids to sell them to Epstein's island

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    Daisys hater

    George why don't you just divorce Daisy she's a bitch

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    Daisys hater

    Why don't Daisy go back to Rover?

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    Your buddy

    Bro I'm looking at Daisy's IG and damn she's got a fine ass

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    Ivan

    Hey George do you need any cotton pickers or workers if you know what I mean

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    Your buddy

    Look I don't care if you kick me out of the friend group but it's worth it I like Taylor Swift

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    dashis hater

    Your marriage with shellington is not going to work out

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    Daisys hater

    *punches Daisy in the face*

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    Your buddy

    Hey man I heard your son killed himself you okay?

    blanca

    blanca

    Hey dimitri honey I need you to pick up some stuff at the store

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    Gen alpha kid

    You have l rizz gyatt skibidi toilet

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of 2 Towers* my intrusive thoughts is telling me to crash a plane into them

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a feminist* equal rights equal fights

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    Your buddy

    George I have what We need to expose the FBI CIA ATF and the CDC

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    Your buddy

    You believe that Taylor Swift is a god something is wrong with you

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    Your hater

    Look I know you use a gun to protect your own home and I just want to say you're insane

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    The houthis

    We are going to hit the largest shipment of the US

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    Your hater

    We Earned our flag what did you do for yours other than be homophobic?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey you guys for Trump or Biden? Because I'm obviously Trump

    Y

    Your buddy

    You know what we didn't fight for your mental illness we fought for the freedom of this country

    Y

    Your hater

    I think the reason why you served in the military and went to Afghanistan was for oil

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    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of 2 Towers* my intrusive thoughts is telling me to crash a plane into them

    Y

    Your hater

    *sends a picture of me drinking Bud light* I'm drinking them because they support trans and the lgbq

    Y

    Your buddy

    Todd sorry but I would never visit your country it's communist I mean if Justin Trudeau gets unelected then maybe I would visit

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    Your buddy

    Look man I had nothing to do with Epstein's island or with Jeffrey Epstein

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    Mexican

    Run *sends a picture of a cop car* or run for your life *sends a picture of a border patrol car*

    Y

    Your buddy

    So how long have you and lucky been married?

    L

    Luckys hater

    Look I know your wife is black but you seriously have to eat watermelon and chicken?

    Y

    You buddy

    Lost faith in the world a long time ago 🥺😔🥺

    Y

    Your Canadian friend

    Dude I am not from Quebec I am from Alberta

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude my ex-girlfriend is fucking crazy she smashed my windows flatten my tires and you don't want to know what she did to the headlights and taillights

    B

    Black person

    Officers I have nothing

    H

    Hostage

    I HAVE LUCKY'S AND COOKIES KID HOSTAGE WITH OTHER PEOPLE I WANT 8 MILLION OR THE KID AND THE PEOPLE DIES!

    Y

    Your hater

    Why would you kill for your kid?

    M

    Mexican

    Look I don't want any trouble

    Y

    Your buddy

    Cookie would you ever play phasmophobia?

    G

    Gay person

    If you're not gay you will go to hell

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude Temple run is 12 years old now 🥺😔😔🥺🥺

    Y

    Your buddy

    🤫🧏

    H

    His ex

    I shot his buck he deserved it for cheating on me

    G

    Gay person

    We're here we're queer we're coming for your children

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of my Glock* top that george and yes we're still doing this thing

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey British fuck remember when we threw your tea in the ocean?

    Y

    Your buddy

    I feel like I want to go missing Chinese government is a lie

    W

    Woke

    I support immigration

    W

    Woke

    *sends a picture of my guns* time to sell them what happens when you don't have gun control

    P

    Pings ex

    Hey Ashley I'm going to shoot your buck when you go hunting this year

    Y

    Your hater mike

    Hey motherfucker remember when you and I used to be friends I hope you don't catch your buck that you're looking for this year

    Y

    Your hater

    la naiba, George.

    Y

    Your buddy

    I'm telling you right now Oklahoma City was caused by the government I am telling you right now I might go missing so if I do just to know the governm

    W

    Woke

    Look Joe Biden visiting East Palestine is not so that way you can get voters it's because he wanted to see the aftermath after one year that's all

    Y

    Your buddy

    Why did you send me that 😭😭💀💀

    Y

    Your buddy

    George what did you and Ashley do last night? Cuz I know you weren't on a rescue mission

    Y

    Your buddy

    I know what you and agent-ping did last night

    Ashley ping

    Ashley ping

    Hey honey 😊

    T

    The test

    Question 1: would you cheat on agent-ping?

    Y

    Your hater

    I hope you and Ashley or agent-ping as she likes to be called get a divorce

    Your hater

    Your hater

    Why are you allowed to work at Pound puppies even though you're Republican?

    Y

    Your hater

    You and Ashley need to divorce

    Y

    Your buddy

    Bro your new wife she has that ass

    Y

    Your buddy

    Since you and Jacob are firefighters in Kelly's a paramedic so have a quiet shift

    Y

    Your buddy

    if you get a divorce in alabama are you still Brother and sister?

    W

    Woke

    Hey Ashley why do you support your brother? Even though he's a cop? Do you support police brutality?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey did you get those websites that I sent you yet?

    W

    Woke hater

    Hey Ashley I hope your brother has the worst life same thing with you because he's a cop all cops are killers

    A

    Ashleys hater

    George you would kill for her I would kill for my wife too but her you got to go for a different choice man

    Y

    Your buddy

    George why are you always on edge?

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    *points a gun to Ashley's head and taking her hostage* I will blow your head off!

    Y

    Your hater

    Ashley what would you do if George was shot in the line of fire?

    W

    Woke

    First off you're talking dog both of you are second off dogs can't marry each other

    J

    Jacobs friend

    Dude I heard that you and Kelly got jumped by some Mexicans what the hell happened?

    Dog hunter

    Dog hunter

    *points a gun to Kelly's head* I've been tracking you and Jacob down for many years now it's time for you to finally die

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a jar full of white stuff*

    W

    Woke

    Truckers are not going to deliver goods to New York because of trump

    W

    Woke

    Who y'all voting for hopefully it's Democrat 🟦💙🔵🩵

    Y

    Your hater

    Dude your wife's in her 30s and you are in your 40s

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    *punches Ashley in the face*

    Y

    Your lawyer

    Your honor my clients wife was shot in the leg and punch in the face by this monster

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    She can't be country she's Korean

    Y

    Your buddy

    All I did was have a few drinks I'm fine to drive

    Y

    Your buddy

    So you and Ashley are firefighters?

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    Ashley you better pray to God that I don't find you because when I do you're going to be dead

    Y

    Your hater

    Why do you think Elon musk's brainchip is the mark of the beast?

    S

    Suspect

    *runs a red and speeds*

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    *jumps Ashley* come here bitch

    Y

    Your friend

    Listen to good lookin' by Dixon Dallas

    Y

    Your buddy

    Cookie george check out this bumper sticker that I found on Amazon 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 *sends a picture*

    Kelly

    Kelly

    *sends a pic of me in leggings* Jacob honey do you think that my butt look thick in these?

    I

    Ivan

    The slaves ran away again George I need you and Dixie to help me track them down

    Y

    Your friend Charlie

    Girls is it normal that I made cinnamon rolls out of my yeast infection?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Guys I just saw a video of a girl making cinnamon rolls out of her yeast

    Y

    Your buddy

    Who would you take a bullet for?

    Y

    Your hater

    Why do you call yourselves the good ones of the branches the Marines don't do good anymore all they do is eat crayons but us army guys we do a whole lot damn better than you

    Y

    Your buddy

    George I know you And Lucky's been in prison before so what do they do to chomos?

    D

    Dr Sean

    She's going to need stitches but she's fine

    F

    Fox gang leader

    Yeah we're going to jump your wife again if we see her

    G

    Gay person

    We're here we're queer we're coming for your children

    Y

    Your hater

    Anyone know how to fix a toyota?

    F

    Fox gang member 3

    Ashley remember when we jumped you?

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    Ashley I'm coming for you better protect yourself

    B

    Bidens lawyer

    Look you need to stop the lawsuit because what Biden did to cut your pay was reasonable

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of a Biden supporter hunting license* are you going to buy this?

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    Ashley why do you even do cosplay?

    Y

    Your buyer

    Hey you're the guy that created beerdeer right? Do you guys do any other brand then Busch light?

    Y

    Your viewer

    *countryboy17 donated $3 super chat* I just want to say that your wife is hot what is her twitch?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a video of Hillary Clinton* this thing scares me at night

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    Why do you even do cosplay? you're not even good at it

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude me Todd and Lucas are about to beat up some gay people you want to come?

    Y

    Your hater

    *sends a picture of your house on Google maps image*

    A

    ATF agent

    George this is your last warning you don't stop spreading live without the ATF we will have to silence you and I ain't talking about banning you either

    W

    Woke hater

    Your music offends me

    H

    Hater

    Oh you and Kelly ain't country Jacob

    Y

    Your Australian budd

    Mate it's a bit quiet today did I just say that q word?

    A

    Army soldier

    Hey we are better than you George and Jacob army is way better than you crayon eaters

    Y

    Your buddy

    Why do you think people that drive a Toyota truck doesn't do work?

    O

    OF model

    Grace I think you should start an OF

    K

    Kellys hater

    *sends a news article about Kelly getting shot* remember this? 😂🤣🤣

    K

    Kellys hater

    Jacob at least I'm not married to a hoe 🤣😂😂

    K

    Kellys hater

    *sends a news article about Kelly getting shot* never going to live this down I hope you know that

    G

    Gay person

    We're here we're queer we're coming for your children

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of my Glock* Kelly I bet you don't have something bigger than that

    Dog hunter

    Dog hunter

    *points a gun to Kelly's head* who's it going to be you Jacob or both?

    Y

    Your hater

    And how many times do I have to tell you fords and Chevy are the worst so buy a Tesla

    Y

    Your Muslim friend

    Music is hurrah country music hurrah

    Y

    Your buddy

    Man you really are a pussy

    G

    Gay Christian

    Jesus was gay I hope you know that

    J

    Jewels hater

    *points a gun to jewels head* blu can't help you now

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Man is it always this quiet at the firehouse?

    White fang

    White fang

    Hey mom dad there was a midget fight at my school 😂😭😭🤣

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Man for Old times sake let's sing blood on the risers for the people that was left in Afghanistan our men left in Afghanistan

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a meme of Stephen Hawking vs God*

    k

    kiches hater

    Hey kiche I hope your flight has a whole bunch of turbulence

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude illegal immigrants are in my yard and the cops ain't doing nothing about it and I'm about Fed up what should I do?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude illegal immigrants is in my yard and the cops ain't doing nothing about it what should I do? Because I'm about Fed up

    Y

    Your buddy

    kiche I heard you work at the strip club

    Y

    Your buddy

    Yeah I drive a Toyota so what?

    W

    Woke

    *sends a pic of the blueprints and outline of your son's school* they can't force gun control I'm going to have to teach them

    B

    Blackmailer

    Now listen George I have a particular video that you and kiche made and if you don't want me to show it to your church you're going to have to do what I say

    Y

    Your buddy

    kiche I heard you became a paramedic and you're working with George

    Y

    Your buddy

    Man it's a bit quiet today

    T

    The tone

    Engine 24 rescue squad 8 ladder 1 and ambulance 13 a multi-structural fire on main Street

    k

    kiches hater

    Wow you guys are terrible parents by not supporting pride and supporting Trump how does your kid even support Trump?

    J

    Josephs employee 2

    Yeah give up now bitch no one is coming to save you

    J

    Josephs employee 1

    *tortures kiche* you want to talk or do you want more?

    Y

    Your hater

    Who do you think you are Rick Grimes? You could never be a part of his group

    Y

    Your buddy

    Rip My buddy he's not dead but... *Sends a pic of a guy on a lease on all fours for women*

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a YouTube video of would you slap this kid for 1 million* I would do it for free

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude do you have the footage from your helmet cam from when you were in afghanistan?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey man I heard you're making a new song

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude remember when you were in Afghanistan? I think you was somewhere else

    Y

    Your wifes hater

    *points a gun to both of your heads* so which one first?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude you know that other country artist that you been with? He just wrote a country diss track on you and it's out now

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is your favorite movie line?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a haunted hospital in your state* you and kiche should go there

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey which one is better the first one or the third one? By the way I'm talking about tremors movies

    Y

    Your buddy

    Guys am I normal for liking robot chicken?

    S

    Slave

    Master I'm tired of picking cotton please give me another job

    Y

    Your hater

    For one you're human and she's a wolf and for two how can she talk? Sure you guys think it's a match made in heaven but it's a disgrace

    Y

    Your hater

    *sends a pic of my guns* you better protect yourself and Dixie because I'm coming over

    Y

    Your buddy

    Guys which one would you take 5 minute crafts or howtobasic? And yes that goes for you too hater

    Y

    Your buddy

    I'm not supporting Biden in 2024 now hater I know you hate my buddy's wife but I think you can agree he did nothing for this country I voted for him before but I'm not making that same mistake again

    Y

    Your hater

    You cheated on my best friend didn't you? You cheated on perdita

    Y

    Your buddy

    Jack George Jenna I may have done something to our Minecraft server check it out *tries not to laugh*

    N

    Nikki Haley supporte

    Look Nikki Haley is not a liberal

    H

    Haters buddy

    Hey buddy you know why I hate them? Because they support the killdozer

    Hunter

    Hunter

    George kick him he's racist

    Y

    Your hater

    Yeah I drive a Honda truck so what?

    Colleen

    Colleen

    What type of racist profile pic is that?

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is your weird kick?

    Diggs x cathleen

    Diggs x cathleen

    Diggs: love you so much honey Cathleen: I love you too sweetie

    D

    Diggs hater

    For one you're a dog and for two you can't marry a cat

    W

    Woke

    Look kiche you are a trader to the native American people you are not native American you think you are but you're not

    J

    Judge Duran

    Mr and Mrs Hawk you are saying you are falsely accused?

    Balto

    Balto

    Yes that is right your honor me and my wife Jenna has been falsely accused we did not go on Epstein's Island we are not even related to Epstein at all

    J

    Jennas hater

    I'm coming for you Jenna and your boyfriend or husband whatever he can't protect you

    Y

    Your hater

    First off why you got to have a bus like profile? I suggest going with Bud light and second what are you guys doing up there in the forest? You guys can't even do shit

    Y

    Your buddy

    *you are both in the middle of a firefight in Afghanistan he gets shot* I'M HIT! I'M HIT!

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey George buck you guys are NASCAR fans?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a giant spider* these are commonly found in Australia I think you and Grace should go there since you guys have arachnophobia

    G

    Graces hater

    *Sends a pic of my guns* I'm coming for you Grace and your husband buck won't be able to protect you

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude they're planning on banning tiktok

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a squatted truck* would you drive that? Because I would not that is not country

    J

    Josephs employee 1

    *tortures Jenna* you ready to talk or do you want more?

    J

    Josephs nice employe

    Hey balto sorry that Jack over there tortured Jenna he's a prick tell me if he goes near Jenna again I'll have a talk with the boss

    J

    Josephs employee 2

    Yeah you want more? Bitch

    Y

    Your buddy

    I heard you got your haircut you send us a pic

    Y

    Your homie

    Yo George do you got some weed?

    Y

    Your buddy

    George Jenna what would you do if you came face to face with a chomo?

    S

    Sashas hater

    You can't even drive a tractor so why would George be married to you?

    Your buddy Richard

    Your buddy Richard

    Hi honey *kisses Lassie*

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of white stuff in a Ziploc bag*

    W

    Woke hater

    Why do you love that racist song?

    L

    Lassies hater

    For one you are a wolf and she is a dog second a wolf and a dog cannot marry

    Y

    Your hater

    Hey does anyone know how to fix a toyota?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude my cousins are dating each other

    M

    Masked man

    *shoots Kelly In the chest*

    Y

    Your buddy

    If there's three people in this world that you would shut the hell up who would it be?

    D

    Democrat hater

    *coughs up blood* I think I might have that new virus

    D

    Democrat hater

    The worst part about country folks is they leave their doors unlocked so I'm just going to sneak into your house George

    Y

    Your friends hater

    Wow so you're one of those people? Jacob Kelly why do you guys even like being in the country it's not even that great and yes I am transgender and there is no God

    W

    Woke hater

    Kelly you're good but the rest of you are milk crickets

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey am I the only one that has a wife that every time the box plays she says the hard r?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *over the radio* you Jacob and Kelly need to move out Chicago has fallen there's nothing we can do for it now

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey what do you think is going to happen with Jake Paul and Mike Tyson

    Y

    Your buddy

    Do you work in the fire department I'm going to say the q word

    G

    Gay person

    What would you do if a gay person came up to your daughter and he said some nasty things to her?

    Y

    Your buddy

    What's the difference between a real beer and Bud light?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Jeffrey Epstein did not do it

    L

    Lassies hater

    Lassie there's no way you could be country just because you married a country boy doesn't mean your country you don't own any boots you don't wear Carhartt you don't wear blue jeans and you most certainly don't listen to country music

    Y

    Your buddy

    I ain't gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

    Y

    Your homie

    Listen man I ain't got no motherfuckin' money so get off of me

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey George what's your favorite song?

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is your dying theme song?

    Y

    Your buddy

    At the end of the day it's not that funny is it because you just killed an orphan and you have to live with a guilt of killing an orphan

    L

    Lassies girlfriend

    Girl are you serious you're going to be a storm chaser?

    Y

    Your hater

    Remember you are useless you are a man all men useless

    Y

    Your buddy

    Buddy I caught you in 4k 💀😭📸

    Smile dog

    Smile dog

    *grabs lassie by the throat* remember who owns your soul and I did not accept your marriage

    I

    Interviewer

    *raises hand* how was it working with smile dog?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Guys you will not believe me but I just got home from the store my heart is beating so basically what happened was I was walking home and there was somebody behind me okay normal right but then I turned around and this motherfucker eyes was black like pitch Black

    L

    Lassies hater

    Richard you're a wolf she's a dog different species cannot be married to each other

    Y

    Your buddy

    Am I normal for liking robot chicken?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Okay George I just stumbled upon a goddamn crime scene there is a bunch of blood dripping down the Walls bodies everywhere I don't know what to do

    Y

    Your buddy

    Bro the video of you and Sasha it got leaked

    K

    Kellys hater

    *points a gun to Kelly's head* this is what you get for snitching on me bitch

    k

    kiches hater

    *points a gun to kiches head* you just had to snitch on my brotha and now you about to die

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey George this might be the last message I'll ever send today is the final day of my life I'm bringing out the shotgun goodbye 🥺🥺🥺🥺😔🥺

    Y

    Your buddy

    Oh yeah I'm totally fine I'm not being held hostage (help me)

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude I heard that your wife's friend is your roommate

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a YouTube link* please listen to this cupcake remix 💀😭😭💀

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of his son's school* look at this pushing the agenda

    Y

    Your buddy

    George Rita's and Hugo's dog got drunk 😂😂🤣

    Y

    Your buddy

    Look not everyone can fucking smile okay? People are dealing with shit this smile that you see it's fake it's fucking fake!

    Y

    Your buddy

    Who would you remove from this Earth and why?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Listen buddy Hot shots and smoke jumpers are way better than you townies

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of his truck up in a tree* well that ain't supposed to go there 🤣😂😂😂

    I

    Interviewer

    So basically dog-hunter has joined the resistance?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a video of Hillary Clinton in the white house*

    Y

    Your buddy

    Let's play a little game I made

    Y

    Your buddy

    Do you and Daisy have a boot closet?

    Y

    Your homie

    Hey 5 minute crafts or how to basic?

    Jenna

    Jenna

    You had no right to take her from us! We cry 7 days a week!

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude are you a veteran of Black ops 1 or 2?

    Y

    Your homie

    Bro tranZit was released in 2012

    Dixie

    Dixie

    Hey honey

    Y

    Your buddy

    *one of the haul trucks falls off of the bank* woah woah WOAH!

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a furry* what is this?

    Y

    Your buddy

    George can you please tell Bono not to get around with Susie

    Y

    Your homie

    Who was in paris? Come on George who was in paris?

    Y

    Your hater

    you don't sound Irish yer probably from somewhere like England or the UK

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a video of a Chinese kids crying* first day at shien

    Y

    Your buddies

    Jake: you guys want to play Uno real quick and I can record it and make it my upload tonight?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Man it's been so quiet today

    Y

    Your buddy

    Name one villain that was right

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is that PFP 😭😭💀💀

    Y

    Your homie

    Bro I ain't never going to Supercuts again

    Y

    Your hater

    I'm sorry but what you and Lassie are brother and sister?

    Y

    Your buddy

    If Trump don't win we're getting welders and bulldozers and we're fixing this country

    Y

    Your buddy

    George you're a hot shot right? What was your reaction to the June 30th 2013 deaths?

    Y

    Your buddy

    The crackhead is running down the street again dude 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    J

    John chew

    *sends a video of you and Daisy burying something* now George what the hell were you and your wife burying?

    Y

    Your buddy

    I'm dating my cousin is that normal?

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is one singer you hate?

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of a squatted truck* I think everybody can agree even the haters that this is not country

    A

    ATF agent

    Ma'am sir we are outside of your house we need to see your firearms

    Y

    Your buddy

    George since you a firefighter and cookies a paramedic have a quiet shift you two

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a YouTube link* listen to the song I promise it's not a Rick roll it's a country song

    Y

    Your buddy

    Wait if you're a hot shot and Littlefoot and Rita are both smoke jumpers then how do you guys get along so great as friends?

    Y

    Your buddy

    How do you want to go out? I want to go out like Keith

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of lane frost* rip 🕊️🫡🕊️🫡

    Y

    Your buddy

    Look I know you guys are family vloggers but why don't you post any private stuff?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Listen man do not buy this creepy thing for your kid I bought it for my little girl and basically she peeled back the foil and this is what she saw *sends a picture of evil stick*

    Y

    Your friend

    Well the craziest thing happened to me tomorrow so I was walking the dishes right and then I was milking the TV walk in the fish and then the water just died and then my ear lost its thing and then my favorite alphabet gone

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a YouTube link* please listen to this cupcake remix 💀💀💀💀💀

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a picture of Hillary*

    W

    Woke

    Who cares it's a bunch of illegals did that to your daughter

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude my girl is a yapper

    N

    New Holland lover

    New Holland 🔛🔝

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Man I love dracula Flow 🤣🤣😂😂

    Y

    Your buddy

    You definitely need to mew

    Jenna

    Jenna

    Hey bestie 😉

    Y

    Your buddy bill

    Man it's a bit quiet today

    Rover

    Rover

    Daisy she's not a big fan of tornadoes

    8

    8p supportiver

    Look I support 8 passengers and Ruby Frank

    Y

    Your buddy

    Windmill windmill for the land

    Y

    Your buddy

    I think you and Lassie should do some tornado chasing

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    Why do you call your dog a fat fuck?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude this guy drives a Honda truck 🤣🤣😂😂😂

    Y

    Your buddy

    What is your favorite movie line?

    Y

    Your buddy

    You and Strudel got engaged?

    L

    Lucas

    Guys what is the chance that I win $1,000 on this scratch off?

    Y

    Your homie

    Yuno miles is the goat 🐐🔥🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️

    Y

    Your buddy

    We win the big game tonight repeat after me I'm blind I'm deaf I wanna be a ref

    Y

    Your buddy

    George I heard your phone cracked

    Y

    Your buddy

    Motherfucker the vegan protest and these bitches crazy

    Y

    Your buddy

    This is the last message I could ever send the fire is getting hotter and hotter and the winds are horrible I don't think we're going to make it jack out...

    W

    Woke

    Hey Chase why don't you just crash transform into a car and crash yourself

    Y

    Your buddy

    So where are you and kiche lives do you guys get a lot of earthquakes?

    S

    Swifty

    Hey George you hear that music playing outside of your house that's right it's Taylor Swift I'm going to be playing it all night

    Y

    Your buddy

    George Lassie I think you guys should drive behind a log truck

    Y

    Your buddy

    Man my shot is being destroyed by two concrete plants what do I do?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Look up space movie 1992

    Y

    Your buddy

    John Deere or new Holland?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude if an alien landed right in front of me I would give him a Snicker or a Reese's

    Unknown account

    Unknown account

    Please help me I am kidnapped this is my address *sends the address* please help me I'm in Texas

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude there is a tiktok account name Hunter biden's laptop 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    Buck

    Buck

    Hey George can you believe that I'm married to grace?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Hey guys my brother lost his flight against depression

    Your buddy

    Your buddy

    How's it going with the wife bro?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude my wife is assessed with Beyonce's new song

    Y

    Your buddy

    *sends a pic of the area full of cops by the woods* another missing person I think they were caught by one of the walkers

    Y

    Your homie

    Bro the craziest thing happened to me new year ago tomorrow basically I was walking my pet fish then I started eating them dishes none the TV grew hair and afterwards the rain went to Africa and then afterwards the food started cooking itself

    Y

    Your buddy

    If there's one thing that you would delete from this world what would it be?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude I thought you were over her I didn't know you guys got back together

    Chris

    Chris

    Hey what do you guys do when your internet history gets leaked?

    Y

    Your buddy

    Dude are you chasing this God damn tornado right now?