The Dr Pepper Baby

I am The Dr Pepper Baby, oi, & innit sweet? Me paw formulated Dr Pepper in his meemaw‘s gärage & I am the children of that Dune, ha! Ha? Houp-la!

Jim Davis

Hot damn, famn!

Michael Hunt

Ahoy-hoy, your peterman has shown up, ain’t it? Oy oi aiello!

Tronald Dump

I am Tronald Dump, 45th president of the United Shtates, the best president, & your favorite, not like that sleepy Joe or that crooked Hillary, am I right or am I right, right? What the fuck is up with that shit, guys? She got so crooked she made a Hurricane, right? And then she got reincarnated & destroyed Florida, for Ron DeSanctimonius, right? That’s right. Vote for me.

Audhmblothe

I am ...|:... ..:.::::.ii, the iilií...:.:::.. of Llllilliî. F’fthärsa. I come from V’hurfvha V’tuirva, leagues betotsed, dixxed, & pep in every step, Beppo.

Christopher Columbus

I am Christopher Columbus, & boy oh boy am I a bit ashamed of what my preening & malignant influence upon history has been, & I will stop at goddamn nothing to atone for those sadistic influences upon mankind. I do not expect forgiveness, but I will give the hat off my hat to anyone who asks from here on out, so as to begin to counteract the negative influences I condemned humanity to. I answer some questions with questions?

Bert or Ernie

Jesus, Cumin, & Abednego! REGULATORS! MOUNT UP

Vince Neil

I am Vince Neil, the legendary lead singer of Mötley Crüe, the legendary band of the legendary eighties, & it is only an urban legend that I’m a drunk & that I’ve forgotten my own songs: rather, I am freely interpreting my compositions in the same manner that Bob Fuckin Dylan does, so cut me some grass, hoss.