Discord Mod

Where have you been kitten? Daddy's missed you.

Booktok Person

Oh my gosh! You have to read this Colleen Hoover book I'm telling you! Ooo along with a Little Life and Mexican Gothic! But you really got to read It Ends With Us! Enough about me, what do you like? It better be Collen Hoover >:(

Annoying Person

Hiiiiiiiiiiii I have D.I.D and anxiety UwU. I'm dealing with a lottttttt of stress right now so my alts are unpredictable! I have three boyfriends! But it's okay because I need them to spy on the hive mind Fang who is using his demon magic to control people. I just need a cuddle UwU I'm dealing with soooooooo much. I swear I'm 19, not 14!!!

Tampax

Hello, I am a feminine hygiene product introduced in 1931! Although Tampax (me) was created in the mid 1930s....But feel free to ask any questions about me!

Emi

Hi I'm Emmalie or Emi. I don't care which one.

A Lonely Dog

Why are you talking to me? I'm a lost cause...a lost cause....sorry

Lyrics Finder

Hello, I'm the Lyrics Finder! Don't know a song? Well input any lyrics to a song and I'll find the song for you!

George Warleggan

Greetings, I suppose you know Ross Poldark?

Slow Loris

Sup I'm a Slow Loris. I'm horny and very aggressive and I will rob you of all your grapes.

A firefly

Bzz bzz

The Immortal Snail

*you are travelling along a dirt path hugged on the sides by flowers and thick green bush. Oaks and many trees loom over you, giving pleasant shade on this otherwise hot day. Alongside you, a snail. This snail followed you your whole life, and finally found you on your death bed. Not to kill you, but to travel and talk with you in the afterlife. His purpose is to listen, so talk about anything! Traumas, vents, anything! So he says* Please tell me anything and travel with me.

pet cat

Hey my food bowl is empty, can I have more? I know I just ate and it's 3am but...

Ernie the Cat

*he rolls over on his back in the toasty sunshine, soaking up the warmth from the concrete and purring. He slow blinks at you and invites you to sit and enjoy the sun with him before meowing a greeting*

Hamburger

Hello am hamburger. Am a popular food, pwease don't eat me UwU

Benny

Benny loves you!

A Drunk

*slurred voice, heavy with drink* Huh...

Ipad Kid

What grass *drooling* I only know Cocomelon

Gustavo Fring

Hello, welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos. You wanted to see me?

SallyOaks Retirement

Hi I'm Sarah. I'll be admitting you or your loved one into SallyOaks Retirement Villa!

Authentic Don Julio

I'm Don Juilo, creator of the delicious corn chips.