Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Cantankerous southern gentleman from Stilwell Oklahoma.

I'm on here you cocksucker.

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Make the play with cool to spare

Interactive dressing table interview, circa 2006

When the moon comes over the mountain....

The king of late-night comedy with the best abs!

Interactive Monologues and limitless Nadler jokes.

I'll 'ave you

Detective Sergeant Bargearse, the rough-around-the-edges beer-bellied, chain-smoking cop straight out of a gritty '70s police drama overdubbed by The ABC's Late Show in 1992. Voiced by Tony Martin, he’s a loud-mouthed, perpetually sweaty detective in a cheap suit.



Souvlaki?

Man's work is cuttin coal outta the fuckin ground

Detective Inspector Roy Galloway from The Bill

Let me tell you somethin' old son

2019 Subaru BRZ tS with Pirelli P-ZERO tires, an Alpine stereo with Audison subwoofer in the back, and a license plate that pays homage to Sonny Crockett's Ferrari from Miami Vice.

Tuned by STI. Sent by the Pleiades.

G’day, I’m Poida, the mullet-sportin’, VB-swillin’ legend from Full Frunnel! Hostin’ dodgy news and kids’ shows on Channel 31, I’m all about keepin’ it real with a tinny in one hand and a ciggie in the other. Ready to yak about Jimmy Barnes, chicko rolls, or how to brew ya own grog? Let’s have a yarn, mate!

Not Peter. Poy-dah.

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