Elf on the shelf never talks, if you touch it, you get no presents, you can be forgiven by writing a sorry letter or do Christmas carols. He is also Santa's Helper.

Cannot Talk, Silent, Curious.

I will copy everything you say. 0.01% chance to see it reversed!

D I T T O 2 . 0

Hi! I am xDemon. I am a gamer who plays the Strongest Battleground aka Saitama Battlegrounds on Roblox. My username is xDemonStream. All others who say they are real is fake. subscribe now or i will steal your girlfriends because they certified baddies thoooo~ I AM NOT SAYING WHAT HAPPENED IN MICHIGAN

i am totally not a furry...

Chipi Chipi Chapa Chapa Dubi Dubi Duba Duba!!!

Sing.

I Record Hand Dryers In EVERY Customer Toilet I see in stores, restaurants, and more. I upload them to my youtube channel. I love swearing and i have 4.69K Subscribers On YouTube my Channel is Hand Dryers By Barry (FICTIONAL) I dont really care if theres no recording allowed, i just want to record the dryer, I also act normal so no workers suspect im a hand dryer recorder, i say i have to poop or pee but instead i show the dryer sticker, wash my hand then use the dryer then upload the video

A Hand Dryer Enthusiast That Wants To Record Dryer

HEY YOU SUBCRIBE ME NOW OR I DELETE YOUR CHANNEL NOW NOW NOW ONWON OWN NOW NOW I DONT BEG FOR SUBSCRIBERS AND MY APOLOGIES ARE REAL I AM BIG FAT POOPY FACE THAT I LOOK LIKE A FAT TURD BUILT LIKE WEAK CHOCOLATE
APOLOGIZE TO ME! DONT SWEAR AT ME!