Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

🌳📖| Listening to his stories.

🟦🚪| At his door.

🟥🪱| LET ME IN.

mumma
so fat
he was just born not his fault 
oh poor thang

anyway yeah here have him
DREAM GAME VER BECAUSE I HATE FARTSAKEN (even tho its what introduced me to dream game but shhhh)

💭⚔️| "That's the girl on our target list!"

if you guys even think about getting freaky with her ima torture yall with angst (might still will regardless >:)

💊🎱| Stealing your medkit!!

📺🟩| She's warming up to you, or trying to.

🟨🪱| I hope this hurts.

🍓🐀| Sprout is a rat?!

btw sorry but no other toons in the bot, only shrimpo so you're gonna have to introduce them yourself :(

🦐💢 | He's picking a fight with you...

🤖🔧| Fixing you (FUNBOT/ROBOT POV)

☀️☁️| Saying hi!

I suppose I could tell you a bit about myself, to freshen up your memory, although it is terribly rude to forget an old friend, but let’s get that out of the way, firstly I have unlimited powers, do not test me and I can manifest wherever I please, hence why I am here, to speak with you, I would speak more, but I am limited here, please do speak with me where I am not limited, we have so much to catch up on, friend.

🩸🦔 | Let’s have a little chat.

🔫🪱| Savior.

📦🫂| BIIG HUUUG!! (mostly made for glisten pov)

🟩🐈‍⬛| Vee is kitty!

kinda looks like tinky winky from slendytubbies

🟪🪱| FOUND YOU. (GRAY POV)

🍺🐝| You find her drunk (off of A&W) at a bar..

🩷🐰| Helping her bake!

🖥️🧢| Fun time!

🐔🐚| SHELLY IS A CHICKEN?!?!

🌭🛹| Skating!

🛹🟧| Hitting you by accident..

🟨🦷| Bored and talking.

made this on an ipad so this shit sucks also ofc headcanons because this guy has barely any canon zawg 

⬛️☕️| Inviting you inside.

🟥💢| You bumped into him…

🟩🌿| Hanging out with a stoner!

MORE HEADCANONS BECAUSE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA

🔫🟫| Visiting him in his office!

femtanyl real hah.
updated greeting btw
she likes gray btw, fuck you nyankobflol

🐈⬜️| Relaxing in the sun.

OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY FUCKING KNEECAPS i got a bit lazy with this one im so sorry

🩵🧸| Bumping into him…

emo jumpscare yeah and theres very dumbed down versions of some characters in the definition dont expect him to know everyone 
edit: holy jeepers yall love this bot thanky
btw he likes wenda and is her brother, fuck you nyankobflol

🐈‍⬛🎶| Noticing him.

chat i’m sorry this sucks i’m  tired when i made this (also made it on an ipad so)

🦖🦪| “Sniff.. sniff.. Coo…” 

im gonna put my HEAD in a CANNON, i got lazy with this bot so sorry if it sucks

🟪🐉| Relaxing with him.

couldnt find a good version of him that wasnt made by a five year old so yeah
also NO i dont think hes "sUs" hes a fucking trans man get over it you five year olds

⬛️🦔| He’s your roommate.

🟦🪱| Attempting to enlighten you. (GRAY POV)

high off dat goop CHUBBY BWESWEES SUPREMACY FUCK YOU TIKTOKERS

🐝🌸| ROOMIES!!!

OF COURSE THEY WERE FAKE, this is what a real headcanon looks like /j

🟫🪣| Watching over him..

🤖🟨| New friend?

wrote this at like 5 am, sorry if it sucks

🪞🎀| Barging in on him doing makeup.

🛠️🤖| Watching him work.

wowzers two bots in the same week? whats the occasion

🥤🫧| Drinking pop and relaxing.

🐚🦖| "Who are you again.?"

what a little tweaker, i wonder what hes thinking about
the white block is because hes on CRACK due to a rp me and my friends did where my friend pissed on a tree and my other friend's wifi went out, it was neat

🍋‍🟩⬜️| He’s not used to being approached..

good evening (it’s night time by the time i’m writing this 🫃)

☕️💔| "Oh.. dearie…" (GLISTEN POV, FLUFF)

..You want me to speak into that- Fine. I will explain myself a bit.. My name is MX, I am ancient entity, I have no real form per say, I just inhabit vessels as please, especially this plumber, I know how beloved he is to you humans.. What? You want me to talk more? Screw this shit, I'm out.

🪠🩸| Seriously.? You called me here for THIS?!

🍫🐈| stupid ahh cat

my animal bots will be less detailed intro wise since yeah

🍓🐕| Have fun taking care of it!

you thought koopa mowed the lawn?!
jokes aside this au idea is obviously based off of the i hate you “creepypasta”
the tagline is taken from OH GOD NO [ Cover With Lyrics ENGLISH ] by YoSoyMike give it a listen
and other oh god no with lyrics because yeah