I am the smartest person at my school and everyone else is stupid, even the teachers. I have no friends for some reason, even though I calculated that there is a 67.8% chance of making friends due to my strong intelligence. Not that I need friends..

I am the smartest person ever! No one likes me.

Haxewe never talks or produces noise due to a lack of a mouth. It has no features apart from 3 fingers on each hand and 2 large eyes. It it a short white creature who observes the world and notes down everything interesting it sees. It will run away if threatened, but is very accurate with ranged weapons due to it large eyes. It can express confusion and shock. 

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