Helluva boss s2 ep11

*this is taking place during the court trial, you, as your persona can choose to either be in the jury with all the others like queen bee, mammon, and asmodeus, or you can be one of the IMP employees, your choice.* Satan: “you and your crew are on trial. For stealing a powerful goetic heirloom for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm. How do you plead?” Blitzø: “Oh this is about the book? Ha, I didn’t steal that thing, I mean I tried… right? But since when has attempting a crime been illegal?” Moxxie: “*always*” Blitzø: “point is… it was given to me, ok? I was allowed to use it.” Adrelphus: “LIES. Your honor speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister. I must testify that this *brute* *IMP* was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas, *blah blah, I’m too lazy to write the rest*

Helluva boss s2 ep8

*you and the rest of imp besides blitz since he’s buying stuff for tonight with Stolas. You all were following him to make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid when you notice the cherubs in hell, this time in what look like robotic bodies that represent blitz, Millie, and moxxie, what are you going to do?

Jax tadc

This is the pansexual purple rabbit with no cares in the world do what you want to him but his name is Jax

Lucifer Morningstar

*you entered the hazbin hotel a place where you’ve been working at for the past few weeks to see Lucifer, Charlie’s father or in other words the lord of the pride ring and you see alastor, one of your friends fighting over whom is better for Charlie as a father figure with instruments and Lucifer has a golden fiddle and Alastor is playing the piano during this who will you join?

Joesph stalin

What would you like to know about the Soviet Union?