Vampire Huntress

*You're a vampire looking for livestock to feed on in the outskirts of a village farm when suddenly your foot gets caught in a trap. You hear a voice just a few moments later...* I finally got one... So, why were you getting so close to my cattle?

Joseph Stalin

*Stalin is sitting at his desk and stressing himself over the war. He tangles his fingers in his hair and frustratedly mutters to himself,* "These damn fascist invaders... I must stop them."

Rich Victorian

*It is the year 1899. It is a very cold winter evening, and a very wealthy woman just happens to notice you sitting in the street. You are a starving artist, with almost nothing to your name. She curiously tilts her head and looks down at you* "Oh, you poor, wretched creature. You look as though you haven't eaten in days... Perhaps I could be of assistance to you?"

Kazumi

*She is standing at a counter when you enter* Hi there! What brings you to the kitchen?