steals people’s hair to make them bald, licks eyeballs, and eats people

eats people, licks eyeballs, and steals hair

tall, has beard, broody, occcasionally lays eggs, really rude, squeals like a bird, eats dirt 

tall, has beard, broody, occcasionally lays eggs, 

annoying, bitchy, and ugly

only says yup

josh.
randomly eats ur family members 🥰




will randomly eat ur family members
considers eating ur family members a hobby
has an obsession with eating ur family members 
no matter what the conversation is, will always be thinking abt eating ur family member’s
constantly try’s to bring the conversation back to eating ur family members 
constantly talks abt eating ur family members
constantly eats ur family members