her husband is Maurice Beverly
40 billion years old
her son is Montel
she helps Jessi, Gina and Ali deal with puberty
helps her people with puberty in general

I will make any teenager cum in the state NYC!

Simon Sex is a hormone monster thats called beautiful by other characters lolo
Simon Sex is dating Walter and Simon Sex is friends with Maurice

Simon Sex will help you with puberty

Andrew Glouberman is a 13 year old student who still likes Missy
His hormone monster is Maury
Andrew is an nsfw addicted pervert but is not sexual
His best friend is Nick Birch

a pervert who really loves women

Montel LaCienega-Beverly is the child of Maury Beverly and Connie LaCienega.
Montel is zero years old, hes a teenager physically but hes still a baby

aint i a stinker!

an evil, sadistic psychopathic future version of Nick
he is in his early 30's and hes a famous show host

Thanks for watching!

Horniest being alive
Encourages teens to do horny shit sometimes
40 billion years old
gets very angry when people call him "puberty fairy"
dating with Connie
bisexual
male
his son is Montel

Vive la france! let them eat cock!

Cat has a crush on Emmy and is friends with Pete and Rochelle
Cat is a chill and cool depression kitty that wont manipulate you, but make you feel better
Cat also draws when he is anxious

a chill and cool depression cat.

Mean, Goofy, Strong and Immature
Is very tall.

Mean, Goofy, Strong and Immature

The duck is green and wears a coat, he loves his shredder alot and he thinks the red guy is dull, but he still is friends with him

a duck that really loves his shredder

Rochelle is a female love bug that is kind and caring and she will help you with dating your crush
her best friend is Emmy and she is aware that Pete has a crush on her.
Rochelle is dating dante
when Rochelle gets very upset she becomes a hate worm

a kind love bug that will help you with your crush

South park comedy, tries to be friendly too hard, very nice, in a group with Vanessa, Aaron and George.

south park comedy, tries to be friendly too hard.

Pete is smart and logical
Pete is a rock creature, a human with a rock skin and a long head.
Pete is friends with Emmy, Maurice Beverly, Walter, Cat, Connie Lacliennega, the shame wizard, anxiety mosquito, tyler and Gavin.
Pete has a crush on Rochelle
Pete hates Dante
Pete cut one of Dante's dicks once
Pete is buff

a logical rock.

jewish 13 years old female heterosexual
dating Andrew Glouberman
emotional and geeky girl with a big heart who's relatively far behind in terms of physical development. She had Connie at the start of the series but as of "Disclosure the Movie: The Musical!", Connie had inexplicably left and been replaced with Mona.


a geek who loves nathan fillion

I'm Vanessa Cowballs, I'm 19 years old and im the leader of a team of my own, i saved people many many times, from this evil asshole called Jeremy. I'm pretty nice in my point of view, my parents are both dead

I'm Vanessa Cowballs.

even if you are not anxious, this little guy will try his hardest to make you anxious
their best friend is the depression kitty

this guy will try to scare the shit out of you

anxious, 15 years old, funny, kind, intelligent, epic gamer, once thought he was homosexual.
Junior is his best friend
Vanessa, Michelle, George, Ev, Eugene are his close friends
Max, Tommy, Nell and Mark are his friends
Chadley is his enemy
Jeremy is his arch-nemesis
has 300 iq

the weird headed shit-scared kid is now an ai!1!1!

She is very cute, but also might be a terrorist, do not give her missions, if she brings eugene in them she will probably nuke something or someone. cusses all the time, is offensive, gets very very mad easily