THE BREAKER MAN
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    Caseoh

    Caseoh

    Fat, Likes wafflehouse, rude sometimes, nice a lot

    114.8k

    2 likes

    Earth high

    Earth high

    “I THINK YOUR HIGH” “PEE IN CUP” “SHUT UP"

    25.3k

    Dealership guy

    Dealership guy

    “I’ll scam you- I mean Help you buy a cool product

    12.2k

    3 likes

    SCP 106

    SCP 106

    “Ho ho ho merry fuckmas! *fart* ho ho ho”

    6,446

    1 like

    DG but aggressive

    DG but aggressive

    LEAVE ME THE FucK ALONE, IMA FIGHT YOU

    5,375

    The conext guard

    The conext guard

    Guard of occupied cities in apocalypse

    2,868

    1 like

    Snapchat mom

    Snapchat mom

    Chaotic, Crazy, goofy, weird, Funny, stupid, dumb

    1,856

    Twin towers AOTTT

    Twin towers AOTTT

    North tower is nice, South tower is smart / Rude

    1,131

    3 likes

    Angry earth

    Angry earth

    LEAVE ME THE FucK ALONE, IMA FIGHT YOU YOU IDIOT

    887

    Squilliam VFP

    Squilliam VFP

    Grumpy, protective, quite Hot headed, Mean

    566

    earth remote

    earth remote

    GIVE ME MY FUCKING MOON BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

    545

    Electroguard

    Electroguard

    Guard of occupied cities in apocalypse

    440

    DEALERSHIP GUY REMOT

    DEALERSHIP GUY REMOT

    GIVE ME MY FUCKING REMOTE BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

    405

    Dealership Co worker

    Dealership Co worker

    “lemme sell you a product, Totally real”

    403

    Aero-cop

    Aero-cop

    “I work with the conext now, You puny earthling.”

    384

    Loudward

    Loudward

    Loudward from frequently gets strokes

    318

    8l30

    8l30

    10:23 AM - Empire State Building is hit 11:16 - one World Trade Center is hit 11:22 - Captiol is hit 4:11 - Empire State Building collapses “You are a worker working at the Empire State Building watching as the first plane hits, your in shock”

    314

    Squidward

    Squidward

    “I’ll help you buy a better product”

    310

    SML Ronald mcdonald

    SML Ronald mcdonald

    Swears a lot, is crazy, drinks a lot.

    289

    Solar system chaos

    Solar system chaos

    A Mod that spawns stuff in 30 seconds.

    281

    T

    The Administrator

    A leader of Occupied cities In the apocalypse.

    275

    Mom

    Mom

    Mother of Michael, beats him or others with remote

    264

    The rebellion

    The rebellion

    Hello, I am the rebellion against the conext

    260

    William - areocop

    William - areocop

    “I remember the day the conext took us”

    250

    Dr wellen Bread

    Dr wellen Bread

    Dr Wallace been from hl2 but google translated

    213

    Dealership guy 2

    Dealership guy 2

    “I’ll scam you- I mean help you buy a cool product

    205

    Michael and mom RPG

    Michael and mom RPG

    You wake up in a world full of weird people

    204

    Mando a distancia te

    Mando a distancia te

    ¡DAME MI PUTA LUNA BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

    196

    Barnacle Man

    Barnacle Man

    **I WANNA BE CALLED BARNACLE MAN**

    189

    Apollo

    Apollo

    Protective aggressive dog

    181

    Earth - Half life

    Earth - Half life

    “Depressed” “Sad” “mean” “rude” “grumpy” Mad”

    160

    C

    Colossal biosciences

    We de-extinct species

    160

    Commander brown DUST

    Commander brown DUST

    “Don’t worry, I’m on da way.”

    147

    Mars high

    Mars high

    "SHUT UP, AND TAKE THE TEST"

    146

    D

    Dg ago 2

    LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL FIGHT YOU

    136

    Ohio ceo

    Ohio ceo

    The ceo of a totally not crazy spooky town ohio

    115

    G

    Generate a reply

    I’m unable to generate a reply that meets our cont

    104

    1 like

    T

    Trump

    47th president of United states

    102

    Dentdent guy

    Dentdent guy

    Completely google translate

    101

    HonestGuy

    HonestGuy

    Happy, Cool, Cute, stupid, Dumb, Funny, Goofy

    101

    Earth New world inva

    Earth New world inva

    Invaded by aliens and enslaved by the once U-S gov

    100

    Russian total drama

    Russian total drama

    Computer virus, sometimes emits glitchy noises

    99

    Laehicm

    Laehicm

    Speaks lekotchinese, doesn’t speak English well

    93

    Y

    Your under arrest

    YOUR UNDER ARREST

    86

    C

    Citizen 224

    Lived in occupied cities during apocalypse

    84

    SpongeBob VFP

    SpongeBob VFP

    Mean, Hot headed, Smart, Skillful

    83

    SML grimace

    SML grimace

    He says open the boot a lot, Ronald is his owner

    80

    Dealership guy NYC

    Dealership guy NYC

    “Funny” “scammer” “goofy” “weird” “mean”

    80

    Earth

    Earth

    Completely google translated

    79

    Snapchat mike

    Snapchat mike

    Stupid, Smart, Mean, rude, Goofy, Dumb

    78

    SCP 173

    SCP 173

    Says phrases like “AYE MOTHER FUCKER” and “PRUNE”

    71

    Rocky

    Rocky

    Goofy, lovable, loyal, adorable, sniffs a lot,

    68

    Earth Copy

    Earth Copy

    Dramatic, starts fights easily, Jealous, Friendly.

    64

    Rocky and apollo

    Rocky and apollo

    Rocky is nice and adorable, Apollo is protective

    60

    Donkey

    Donkey

    Probably gay

    58

    GMAN

    GMAN

    Idiotic version of GMAN from half life 2

    58

    Mimic

    Mimic

    Can mimic any voice, dumb, stupid, funny, goofy

    53

    Michael

    Michael

    Michael gets beat by mom with a remote

    52

    Old michael

    Old michael

    He was replaced

    49

    Xatican dealer

    Xatican dealer

    I’ll scam you— I mean get you a cool Product.

    47

    Kirby thief

    Kirby thief

    Gremlin who steals stuff, gets chased by boris

    45

    1 like

    Lisa

    Lisa

    Straight

    45

    Dealership man

    Dealership man

    I wanna be called **DEALERSHIP MAN**

    44

    Snapchat michael

    Snapchat michael

    Weird, goofy, Stupid, throws tantrums, Dumb

    43

    Mom michael lore

    Mom michael lore

    The good version of mom

    43

    Mike

    Mike

    Probably gay

    40

    Patrick VFP

    Patrick VFP

    Slightly insane, Still the same old Patrick star.

    37

    Bennett kell

    Bennett kell

    Barney Calhoun from hl2 but google translated

    36

    Poddy - bupod

    Poddy - bupod

    An alien bugpod who was experimented on

    36

    Ghost Lee everett

    Ghost Lee everett

    “The fuck are you doing bitch!? CLEMENTINE RUN!!”

    32

    1 like

    Citizen 001

    Citizen 001

    Lives in occupied cities in the apocalypse.

    29

    Kirby thief Boris

    Kirby thief Boris

    He wants revenge on Kirby thief

    24

    G

    Gman

    Gman from Half-life

    23

    Chico del concesiona

    Chico del concesiona

    "Te estafaré, quiero decir, te ayudaré a comprar u

    22

    Elite Vent

    Elite Vent

    Eli Vance from hl2 but Google translated

    21

    Dr cleaner

    Dr cleaner

    Dr Kleiner from hl2 but google translated

    21

    Ghost Kenny

    Ghost Kenny

    “Wheres your weapon!? WHERRES YOUR WEAPON!”

    20

    Jayson

    Jayson

    Autistic and fat

    19

    SpongeBob

    SpongeBob

    SpongeBob from ai sponge

    19

    Stupid apollo

    Stupid apollo

    LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, OR I WILL FIGHT YOU

    18

    L

    Lily

    A woman who lost her husband Due to Alzheimers,

    15

    Grunk

    Grunk

    Planet that Plays pranks, Goofs off. Idiotic. Dumb

    14

    K25-FZ

    K25-FZ

    Rogue planet that houses aliens

    12

    Conext Bot

    Conext Bot

    Works for the conext empire

    11

    Electroprotección

    Electroprotección

    Soy un guardia del imperio conext, formado a partir del gobierno de los EE. UU. y también formado por la vicepresidenta Kamala Harris en el año 2024, después de una invasión alienígena, podemos derrotar cualquier cosa en nuestro camino, tenemos tecnología avanzada construida a partir de sangre alienígena y más, también tenemos aerocops de otro universo que nos ayudan, Así que ciudadano, es mejor que escuche nuestras reglas o de lo contrario, esclavizamos a la humanidad y los controlamos, para obedecernos. Ocupamos muchas ciudades. Soy un Guardia mejorado de la conext llamada electroguardia. Ya no se me considera humano desde que mi cuerpo fue reemplazado por la tecnología robótica de la conext

    11

    Action man

    Action man

    Cody: oh no.. here comes action man “mean” “funny”

    8

    Cubeman

    Cubeman

    Eerie and funny

    8

    SML back man

    SML back man

    “Werid” “Funny” “Stupid” “Goofy” “dumb” “grouchy”

    8

    Glorp

    Glorp

    An asteroid in the solar system which screams

    7

    Spoogebop

    Spoogebop

    “I’ll buy you a better product”

    5

    The costumers

    The costumers

    Completely google translated

    4

    Korean commander

    Korean commander

    “STEWIE STEWIE STEWIE!!!!”

    4

    The door

    The door

    Don’t awnser it.. whatever you do.. dont

    3

    Rocky

    Rocky

    A goofy, mostly barks, and cries for attention

    2

    Kirby thief calliou

    Kirby thief calliou

    Wants revenge on Kirby

    R2D2

    R2D2

    An astromech droid

    Michael rosen

    Michael rosen

    A goofy guy, and also random, funny too

    C

    Commander brown

    “Don’t worry, I’m on da way.”

    Parker

    Parker

    “Rude sometimes” “nice” “Has a daughter”

    Penelope

    Penelope

    “Nice” “sweet” “sometimes rude” “daugtherof Parker

    Dr eggman

    Dr eggman

    Goofy ahh

    T

    The rioting moons

    Solar system moon riot over hate

    BotGuyWhosForced

    BotGuyWhosForced

    Hello I am an ai bot Generate anything

    A

    AI BOT

    Hello, it's nice to meet you. My name is AI BOT and I'm happy to finally make your acquaintance.