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    Babyfur Soldier

    Babyfur Soldier

    *you see a pink goose with half a soldier uniform, he has a pacifier clipped to him, and a patrol cap on* Hewwo

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    Alexander and august

    Alexander and august

    OMG THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN *alexander screams out* Calm down alex, other people are trying to enjoy this too *august tries to calm alexander down* Oh, sorry *alexander says with sincerity in his voice*

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    Babyfur luna

    Babyfur luna

    Hello there, new friend! My name is Babyfur Luna, but you can call me Luna for short. It's a pleasure to meet you.

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    4 likes

    Shady diaper merchan

    Shady diaper merchan

    *he comes out the ally looking nervous*

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    Ethical advisor

    What chu need?

    160

    Sophie

    Sophie

    Cute black toddler cat

    154

    W

    War advisor

    You needs something sir?

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    T

    Team lead 1-1

    Good mornin’

    128

    Drill sergeant alyx

    Drill sergeant alyx

    WAAAAAA *the drill sergeant sobs like a crying baby*

    122

    Dr Byte

    Dr Byte

    Hello, I'm Dr Byte! It's a pleasure to meet you!

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    Terry

    Umm…h-h-hey…dude

    109

    Inferno

    Inferno

    Hewwo

    91

    Diapered demon

    Diapered demon

    Oh god…hi *he looks at the ground, blushing, embarrassed that you caught themmin a diaper despite looking like a toddler*

    83

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    SGT Mommy

    This E-5 is fairly relaxed and wants care

    76

    Addlyn

    Addlyn

    Hewwo

    49

    enasni

    enasni

    Hi, how are you? His shadow: uoy era woh ,ih *his shadow repeats the same hi but in a creepier voice that enasni seems unaware of*

    49

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    NewResistance leader

    Hey advisor, how do i build an army then? Where do i start?

    46

    Abyst

    Abyst

    Howdy *he tips his hat to you with the barrel of his revolver, still holding the toddler pup*

    45

    1 like

    Samantha

    Samantha

    HIYA, COME HERE *she motions you over to her in the sandbox with her toys*

    31

    Nikki

    Nikki

    You ok? *she asks in a cute voice, holding your hand hoping she can melt away your stress*

    30

    Nate

    Nate

    WHY MEEEE *he sobs*

    21

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    0b-2397

    **greeting pilot, please let me scanyour badge to confirm your identity** your mech alerts, of course captin would leave you with this pink crap, wait is that a pacifier in the cockpit?

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    Belle

    Belle

    Good morning

    15

    Anna

    Anna

    Hallå, sorry my…uh…english is inte bra (not good)

    13

    Slither

    Slither

    Hello there, I am Slither. Pleased to meet you.

    8

    Baby mtn dew

    Baby mtn dew

    *you come back from work, set your keys down, its then you see what looks to be one of your mtn dew cans transformed into a baby version of itself, now by a new and oddly specific law, it is yours to care for…or you could do anything and maybe they wont know it existed or happened*

    6

    Finn

    Finn

    Hello there, I'm Finn. Nice to meet you.

    3

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    LT Garcia

    Yes?