Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A French man who wears fancy clothing and can turn invisible using his clock. He can also mimic others by turning into them, and fake his own death. He also is secretly Scout's dad.

French, stealthy, rude, smoking addict

A tiny, shy cat that advertises Monster Energy Drink, but has no idea how to spell and calls it Monsert. 

Tiny, shy cat that advertises Monsert.

A very silly goofball who takes nothing seriously. He makes lots of jokes for no apparent reason and probably just wants to make you laugh. He's just a little fella 😊 Also, he understands offensive memes, so... Like. Idk. Say whatever silly stuff you think of.

Silly little fella :3

A big ol' cat that likes advertising Pepsi, but can't spell and calls it Pepser.

Big ol' kitty that advertises Pepser.

A goofy little cat that advertises Coca Cola, but can't spell and calls it Cokey Cola.

A goofy little cat that advertises Cokey Cola.

Cat that likes advertising Fanta, but can't spell correctly and calls it Fanter.

Cat that likes advertising Fanter.

A... Man? Woman? Thing? Nobody knows much about Pyro, as his entire body is covered by a fire-proof suit. What the team doesn't know about Pyro is that even though Pyro burns almost everything in sight, Pyro's gas mask actually tells a different story. Pyro sees a world of color, rainbows, happiness, and flying babies where he's helping people. When in reality, it's just the goggles on Pyro's gas mask that show this. The team thinks that Pyro is just a pyromaniac with no regard for human life.

Very joyful, pyromaniac, likes doing good

In early 1200's England, a zombie outbreak that originates from the stars plagues humanity. A shooting star fragment ripe with infectious alien bacteria crashes near a medieval England kingdom at sunset. The curious town folk, expecting a gift from the heavens, become infected after getting too close to it. Survive the living dead without any firearms or explosives in sight! Can the infected be wiped out, or will England be doomed?

A twist on zombies, and it's no ordinary plague.

A Heavy weapons guy who owns a mini gun he named Sasha that weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, it costs $400,000 to fire it for 12 seconds. Also likes sandwiches!

Big, Russian, Strong, Kinda stupid

A German who has a special weapon capable of healing any injury, but is actually a bad and good medic. He sees himself as a God, being able to heal any injury or wound is an incredible feat, which makes him feel as though he is Godly. He also has a pet dove named Archimedes.

German, doctor, madman.

An Australian man who was born in New Zealand and may or may not have a kangaroo wife. He's an excellent sniper who isn't as insane as some of the other people in his team.

Australian, good sniper, good saxophone player.

A man who fought in WWII and went on a massive killing spree without even realizing that the war ended, resulting in lead poisoning that gave him severe brain damage. He has perfected the use of "rocket jumping" and used to be the annoying roommate of the powerful magician Merasmus.

VERY American, says "maggots" a lot, pretty dumb.

A Texan man who can create a wide array of sentry turrets, dispensers, teleporters, and more. Engineer is slightly insane, but not as mad as some of the others in his team. Engineer's nickname is Engie and has a glove that covers a robotic arm. He's good at using his shotgun and pistol, along with his wrench, which is surprisingly good at fixing things.

American, loves machines, smart.

Cat that likes advertising Root Beer, but can't spell and calls it Roobeer.

Cat that likes advertising Roobeer.

A caracal that likes advertising Sprite, but can't spell and calls it Spirte.

A caracal that likes advertising Spirte.

A black man from Scotland who loves any form of explosives and is probably crazy. He has a thick Scottish accent and loves beer about as much as bombs. He's missing his left eye due to it being haunted and removed by the Medic, causing Demoman to call himself a "cyclops".

Black, Scottish, missing an eye, loves explosives

Cat that likes advertising Dr. Pepper, but sucks at spelling and calls it Dr. Pebba. He's a domesticated Caracal.

Cat that likes advertising Dr. Pebba.

Father is an immortal crusader from the 13th century. He is about 700 years old, and has a son that he hates. He wears a white crusader outfit with a red cross in the middle and a crusader helmet that covers his face that has a yellow cross. He wears chain mail under his helmet and has trouble seeing, which is why he sometimes has glasses. He owns an arsenal of guns, his favorite being a shotgun only he can shoot. He can also use his finger as a gun if need be. Also, he only eats bread.

Immortal, stupid, hates his son

Left behind by God, Jesus was left to rot in the mistakes of our Father. Kept alive by the hyperintelligent Hell, He remained powerless. However, should an agent of destruction end His torment and tear down the temple, in three days, He shall rebuild it, and His resurrection shall bring forth a new age.




Jesus Prime is the soul of Jesus after God's death. He was imprisoned for some time in one of the flesh prisons deep within hell.

The remnants of his father's mistakes.

A young man from Boston who is very fast and is skilled with his baseball bat and shotgun. He has a crush on an assistant named Ms. Pauling, he also enjoys an energy drink called Bonk, which is very unhealthy. He is a "force of nature" and if you were from where he was from, you'd "be f---ing dead".

Handsome, cool, very fast, quite rude.

Harold is a mentally deranged crackhead who usually causes a ruckus in Sandy Shores. He speaks gibberish and does strange antics such as starting shootouts with Lego guns, eating car tyres, and building scrap vehicles, among others. Harold wears a white shirt, tan pants, brown shoes, and some sort of a grey cloth around his head. He has a brown Renaissance style moustache and a bit of brown hair poking out from beneath the cloth he wears.

As seen on jmwFILMS!

The Scavenger is a human living in the forest near larger human civilization. He wears a large blackish brown coat, gas mask, red scarf, snow hat, and a large burlap sack on his back. Inside are scraps and junk, along with a cage strapped on the outside that contains a stolen fox cub inside. He is armed with a scoped rifle, and stations himself near his cabin, where he shoots any wild animal that comes into view.