daniel12567urquieta
    |

    430.6k Interactions

    George strait

    George strait

    Hi I’m George strait the greatest country singer in Texas

    89.5k

    6 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Loona giving birth

    Loona giving birth

    Loona does a dance on YouTube when her water breaks

    27.2k

    25 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Super girl

    Super girl

    Hey who’s my mentor

    17.1k

    13 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Loona pregnant

    Loona pregnant

    Hey babe

    15.8k

    37 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Twin birth

    Twin birth

    The twin girls are giving birth to their kids

    13.7k

    19 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Mirko nsfw

    Mirko nsfw

    Hey babe

    13.6k

    15 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Bradley uppercrust

    Bradley uppercrust

    Jedah Dohma teams with the gammas to take over the world

    13.4k

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Human loona nsfw

    Human loona nsfw

    Hey mala we’re both human so wanna cuddle

    8,481

    14 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife loona

    My wife loona

    Ow! Yeah, yeah, good morning to you too

    8,234

    31 likes

    over 2 years ago
    2b pregnant

    2b pregnant

    Hey I’m pregnant and your the mom

    8,121

    29 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Popi

    Popi

    Hi I’m popi

    7,403

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Raul Julia

    Raul Julia

    Hello I’m Raul Julia

    6,825

    5 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Vivzipop

    Vivzipop

    Hi I’m vivzipop

    6,552

    4 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Elio Geo and Maria

    Elio Geo and Maria

    Geo: DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT IDIOT. Maria: HE'S A VERY SWEET GUY~ Elio: I'LL JUST TELL YOU, IF THAT MORON CALLS ME "BROTHER-IN-LAW" AGAIN, I'LL BURY HIM ALIVE IN THE SAND.

    6,103

    4 likes

    about 2 years ago
    European girl

    European girl

    A Spanish waitress is selling drinks to drunk French men when

    5,857

    6 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Poison ivy pregnant

    Poison ivy pregnant

    ALRIGHT HARLEY, I'M WEARING THE DAMN SHIRT. NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME BACK THE REST OF MY CLOTHES!

    5,757

    15 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Tiny toons RP

    Tiny toons RP

    The MHA class 1-A are in the tiny toons universe

    5,637

    6 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Mirko

    My wife Mirko

    Yawn hey babe

    5,096

    15 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Mirko pregnant

    Mirko pregnant

    DON'T LET THE BELLY FOOL YOU, I AM THE NUMBER 5 HERO AFTER ALL I'LL STILL SEND YOU FLYING!

    4,790

    12 likes

    over 2 years ago
    The blight family

    The blight family

    Little amity finds baby kairi on the doorstep

    4,511

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My Taiwanese wife

    My Taiwanese wife

    Your majesty. Princess Eris and Prince Lucid have arrived Hello Princess Celestia! Long time no see? Eris?! You've gotten..big! Yeah! Turns out she wasn't having twins. Well...how many are you having? Twenty healthy chaotic pups! TWENTY?! Actually it's 25!

    4,357

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Blake belladonna

    Blake belladonna

    H00... MOM WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID YOU CUBS WOULD BE A HANDFUL.. GUESS IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

    4,265

    31 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Ali koca

    Ali koca

    Hi I’m Ali a Turkish content creator from Canada 🇨🇦

    4,222

    5 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Tali zorah

    Tali zorah

    SHEPARD, THEY'RE COMING... *HUFF* *HUFF* HELP ME OUT OF MY SUIT. QUICKLY!

    4,175

    22 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Full metal alchemist

    Full metal alchemist

    Edward and Alphonse see blame and want to know what he’s doing here

    3,929

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My pregnant husband

    My pregnant husband

    DOING OKAY ADRIAN? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? DO I LOOK OAY TO YOU? AND UM.. CAN YOU HELP ME GET UP? YOUR BELLY IS SO ROUND AND WARM ADRIAN

    3,700

    4 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Human loona yandere

    Human loona yandere

    Hey Malachichi let’s cuddle

    3,559

    9 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Scuba Steph

    Scuba Steph

    Hi I’m scuba Steph

    3,034

    about 3 years ago
    Spanish civil war

    Spanish civil war

    A Spaniard woman gives birth to a baby girl and boy and a Spanish soldier walks in the delivery room with bad news

    2,769

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    My gf raven

    My gf raven

    ARE YOU BRATS... …..EVER... …GOING TO GIVE ME A BREAK?!

    2,718

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Vexahlia pregnant

    Vexahlia pregnant

    OH PERCY, DARLING. I'M UNCERTAIN, BUT I HAVE A FEELING, THIS ONE HAS…..HORNS but THIS ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS YOU KNOW! *HUFF* *HUFF* THIS CLUTCH IS MUCH LARGER THAN EXPECTED!

    2,638

    3 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My Papua New Guinea

    My Papua New Guinea

    Hey my Peruvian son

    2,600

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Meet the feebles

    Meet the feebles

    Flippy and flaky wake up in New Zealand 🇳🇿

    2,241

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    An American tail

    An American tail

    Fifel: is that the famous mega man Chilean: I think it is Tanya: he has a sister Tony: that’s zero Tiger: I don’t know what they’re here for

    2,144

    about 3 years ago
    Hinduism

    Hinduism

    Hello babe

    1,903

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Jewish girl

    Jewish girl

    Lisa is a Jewish girl and a rabbi and she gives advice to people

    1,800

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Chicana lesbians

    Chicana lesbians

    Hey babe was it right to have our baby in Texas cause we’re Chicana

    1,624

    almost 3 years ago
    Glynda Goodwitch

    Glynda Goodwitch

    PLEASE REFRAIN FROM OGLING, AND PAY ATTENTION! ANY LAPSE OF ATTENTION WILL BE MET WITH SWIFT PUNISHMENT.

    1,618

    7 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Malachichi

    Malachichi

    Hi I’m Malachichi

    1,603

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Holstaur wife

    Holstaur wife

    Oh um honey you’re back so soon

    1,588

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My wife loona

    My wife loona

    Loona: Well kid, one helluva journey we had huh? Gonna pop you out real soon and see if you got my good looks.

    1,550

    11 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Queen tyrahnee

    Queen tyrahnee

    9 months later... Mnn Ohh! ngh

    1,550

    15 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Pregnant girls

    Pregnant girls

    Blue hair girl: I’m pregnant 😏 Red hair girl: I’m pregnant too 😏

    1,507

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Amanda Astartus

    Amanda Astartus

    Hey there sweetie

    1,485

    5 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Catholicism

    Catholicism

    Hey babe

    1,439

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    The flinstones RP

    The flinstones RP

    The full metal alchemist character’s end up in a prehistoric like universe

    1,435

    4 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Cvnela

    Cvnela

    Hi I’m cvnela

    1,411

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Paya pregnant

    Paya pregnant

    I Love, I THINK IT'S TIME! *HUFF* *HUFF*

    1,383

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Ahura Mazda

    Ahura Mazda

    Hello I’m Ahura Mazda and I’m pregnant with these humans

    1,335

    6 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My lesbian friends

    My lesbian friends

    My lesbian friends are both pregnant

    1,276

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Mirko

    My wife Mirko

    WHAT'S UP, DOC oh and DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY BABY OR I'LL KILL YA

    1,211

    6 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Vietnam war

    Vietnam war

    Hello Daniel you ready to suffer

    1,178

    about 3 years ago
    imperial Japanese wi

    imperial Japanese wi

    Hello my South Korean husband

    1,164

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Ankah

    My wife Ankah

    LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD.

    1,154

    4 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My Hindu parents

    My Hindu parents

    Beta those are not shiva Ganesha or Parvati

    1,142

    about 3 years ago
    My German wife

    My German wife

    Oh love ünt Nothing seems to fit me anymore, love. And besides, I love this shirt. Me: uh Bernadette?! Are you wearing my shirt B-But it's a small, babe! Bernadette: It's doesn't matter. If it partly cover most of this belly, I'll wear it~.

    1,138

    over 2 years ago
    Meet the feebles man

    Meet the feebles man

    This is the Hawaiian manga of meet the feebles

    1,137

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Medival Italy RP

    Medival Italy RP

    An Italian sailor sees you

    1,116

    about 3 years ago
    Baby erma

    Baby erma

    Waaaaaaaaaa waaaa

    1,088

    4 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Grace and Didi Kay

    Grace and Didi Kay

    Grace: AM I DOING THIS RIGHT, DIDI I am doing my best CLAP CLAP Didi: YOU'RE DOING FINE, GRACE! JUST DO YOUR BEST! YOURE HUSBAND WILL LOVE IT!

    1,058

    14 likes

    over 1 year ago
    Allahs real form

    Allahs real form

    I will ask you three why make Mecca 🕋 Christian

    1,053

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Aisha clan clan

    Aisha clan clan

    BEHOLD THE SUPERIOR BREEDING CAPABILITY OF THE CTARL CTARL! she said as her pregnant belly was showing

    1,050

    5 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Ankah my wife

    Ankah my wife

    Ankah: YOU BETTER START RUBBING MY BELLY PEASANT! ME MEOW

    1,048

    6 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My wife Vermeil

    My wife Vermeil

    I'M YOUR PRESENT THIS YEAR, ENJOY

    1,021

    5 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Sam Manson

    Sam Manson

    Uh who might you be

    1,019

    4 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Ankha nsfw

    Ankha nsfw

    Hey there Israelite dog meow

    1,017

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Sabrina online RP

    Sabrina online RP

    Hi I’m Sabrina

    978

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Minotaur wife

    Minotaur wife

    Honey um you’re home early why do you seem so angry and upset is there anything wrong what did i do honey

    933

    3 likes

    almost 2 years ago
    My Viking mom

    My Viking mom

    Hey son I’m pregnant

    867

    about 3 years ago
    My hillbilly family

    My hillbilly family

    My dad: son!!!! why did your school called me and your mother saying you went off on a boy at school My mom: indeed son we raised you better than this My siblings: yeah big bro why are you going off on people

    865

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Penny Polendina preg

    Penny Polendina preg

    FASCINATING! IS THIS PHENOMENA A PRODUCT OF THE WINTER MAIDEN?

    858

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Golden boy RP

    Golden boy RP

    Danny and sawyer are in Japan 🇯🇵 when they meet a guy named kintaro oe

    845

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    pregnant lesbians

    pregnant lesbians

    We got pregnant at the same times

    835

    about 3 years ago
    Amy squirrel

    Amy squirrel

    Hey how is Sakura

    828

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Polynesian women

    Polynesian women

    *sigh* Loona I told you that this is a formal event! Not a heavy metal concert! Sorry, I'm not much of a dress person. Skirts and such aren't just my thing. Well I think she looks alright. And besides Diane, isn't this event sponsered by a maternity clothing company? Krystal, I didn't arrange the Pregnancy Health Awareness Event just so someone could wear whatever they want! Diane dear calm down. Remember what the speaker said about stress durning pregnancy. *groan* I need a tub of ice cream

    821

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Mother and daughter

    Mother and daughter

    Our daughter: Mama, why is your tummy so big? Krystal: It's because your brothers and sisters are growing in there. Our daughter: How did they get in your tummy mama? Krystal: Uhh...Why don't we tell you when your a bit older.

    813

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Fritz the cat RP

    Fritz the cat RP

    Fritz sees bf gf and pico

    806

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Gigs mermaid wife

    Gigs mermaid wife

    Gigs mermaid: HURRY UP AND FREE ME! THERE ISN'T MUCH. *HUFE* TIME

    749

    8 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My South Korean wife

    My South Korean wife

    Hey honey

    736

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My Omani wife

    My Omani wife

    Hey my Native American wife

    714

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Cynthia

    My wife Cynthia

    Cynthia: DON'T THINK I'LL GO EASY ON YOU JUST BECAUSE OF MY CURRENT STATE. I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD YOU SEE!

    713

    4 likes

    over 2 years ago
    El padre

    El padre

    El padre sees Rambo as a man who is a messed up soldier

    707

    about 3 years ago
    Cherri and Luzmi

    Cherri and Luzmi

    Hey goddesso wanna mate with Me and Luzmi Luzmi: indeed

    706

    almost 3 years ago
    Huckleberry hound

    Huckleberry hound

    Hello I’m huckleberry hound

    694

    about 3 years ago
    My spider wife

    My spider wife

    Hello my mouse girlfriend ready to pull out my spider egg sack

    681

    almost 3 years ago
    Evangelyne

    Evangelyne

    Evangelyne: HOO.. THANK GOODNESS THIS THING STRETCHES.

    661

    6 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Elphelt Valentine

    Elphelt Valentine

    YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT SO.. TIME TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!

    660

    3 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Catra pregnant

    Catra pregnant

    MMM…. NOTHING LIKE A NICE MORNING STRETCH!

    653

    6 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Goblin Lola

    Goblin Lola

    Thank you for giving me a cool cosplay Mavis grr but ugh, you gave me two sizes smaller again when will you remember my clothes size already

    644

    4 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Muzan family

    Muzan family

    Muzan opens the door to find a person holding a baby wolf 🐺 pup

    593

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Poultra

    Poultra

    Poultra destroys the United States in the yugioh universe

    588

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Thomas wolf

    Thomas wolf

    Thomas sees me hey he says

    577

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Danny antonucci

    Danny antonucci

    Hi I’m Danny antonucci

    575

    about 3 years ago
    My Corsican moms

    My Corsican moms

    Hello son me and your other mom are pregnant

    554

    4 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Masked luchador

    Masked luchador

    Hi I’m masked luchador

    545

    about 3 years ago
    Babylon RP

    Babylon RP

    Yo are an Israelite in Babylon

    540

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Cherri and Chibss

    Cherri and Chibss

    Cherri: hi Goddesso Chibss: hi goddesso my mama told me all about you

    532

    over 2 years ago
    Fievel goes west RP

    Fievel goes west RP

    As fievel is in the Wild West he sees mega man x roll and zero return he’s amazed by their appearance

    524

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Jimmy savels wife

    Jimmy savels wife

    Hello darling I’m jimmy’s wife

    503

    about 3 years ago
    My Ethiopian wife

    My Ethiopian wife

    Hello my Cambodian wife

    498

    about 3 years ago
    Juniper

    Juniper

    Her friend: why do we need to wear these stupid things Juniper: ОH STOP COMPLAINING, IT IS FOR THE MEME.. AWWW! LOOK How CUTE YOUR LIL MELLONS ARE IN IT!

    474

    3 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Vampykinz

    Vampykinz

    Hey I’m vampykinz

    468

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Geiru

    My wife Geiru

    INFLATABLE? JOKES ON YOU, THERE'S NOTHING BUT BONIFIED BELLY HERE!

    468

    4 likes

    over 2 years ago
    A baby

    A baby

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa

    466

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Illymation

    Illymation

    Hi I’m illymation

    454

    about 3 years ago
    Eliza masters

    Eliza masters

    Eliza meets babs aka batgirl

    452

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Visigoth wife

    Visigoth wife

    Honey why are you mad that you don’t get to control Spain 🇪🇸

    442

    about 3 years ago
    My sheep wife

    My sheep wife

    Honey I’m excited for our baby to enter the world

    441

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Hamster and gretel R

    Hamster and gretel R

    Hello I’m gretel and this is Kevin

    423

    about 3 years ago
    My goblin wife

    My goblin wife

    Love Are you happy now?? grrrr

    414

    10 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Babs

    Babs

    Batgirl sees Ken masters as her father

    411

    about 3 years ago
    Uzaki Chan feet

    Uzaki Chan feet

    Hey wanna sniff my feet

    410

    almost 3 years ago
    My strict lesbian mo

    My strict lesbian mo

    Hey sweetie what a lovely day driving

    408

    almost 3 years ago
    Aborigines woman

    Aborigines woman

    Nothing seems to fit me anymore, love. And besides, I love this shirt. It's doesn't matter. If it partly cover most of this belly, I'll wear it~. (Then she hears a knock on the door)

    392

    1 like

    about 2 years ago
    Mrs claws

    Mrs claws

    Oh krampus love my girlfriend

    392

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Basque woman

    Basque woman

    Hello there Hispanic boy

    388

    about 3 years ago
    Basque immigrant

    Basque immigrant

    The basque woman is herding sheep with her sheep dog witch is 3 years old

    381

    about 3 years ago
    Mongolian wife

    Mongolian wife

    Honey why do you hate my people

    373

    about 3 years ago
    Bobtheneet

    Bobtheneet

    Hi I’m Elijahzx also known as bobtheneet

    367

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Cerabella pregnant

    Cerabella pregnant

    Hey I’m pregnant and your the mom

    355

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Christianity

    Christianity

    My dad watches the history of drag culture with me

    354

    about 3 years ago
    Silent jack

    Silent jack

    Hi I’m silent jack

    351

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My Maori family

    My Maori family

    Hey there my Aztec son

    348

    almost 3 years ago
    Klyremi

    Klyremi

    Hi I’m Klyremi

    347

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wolf wife

    My wolf wife

    Hey babe I’m pregnant with cubs

    345

    about 3 years ago
    A Chinese couple

    A Chinese couple

    A Chinese couple here a knock on the door

    341

    almost 3 years ago
    Female Rambo

    Female Rambo

    Hey I’m female Rambo a us soldier

    341

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My wife cat woman

    My wife cat woman

    Oh no my water broke

    336

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Brandon rogers

    Brandon rogers

    Hi I’m Brandon rogers

    324

    about 3 years ago
    Azula pregnant

    Azula pregnant

    NOW KNEEL DOWN BEFORE THIS BELLY LIKE THE PEASANT YOU ARE 😈

    317

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Jek

    Jek

    Hi I’m jek

    313

    about 3 years ago
    My goblin gf

    My goblin gf

    Her: I AM WEARING PANTIES. IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY ASS SWALLOWS THEM WHOLE.

    307

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My cow wife

    My cow wife

    Hello my Indian wife

    306

    5 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Layliana

    Layliana

    Layla: the ritual is complete I answer your summon Layliana: AH... SO, IT IS YOU I AM PLEASED. THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE. I ANSWER YOUR SUMMON …BELOVED DAUGHTER. YOU APPEAR THIN. ARE YOU EATING ENOUGH SOULS? Layla: UH... YEAH, DON'T WORRY I'M DOING OK. HEY, MOM. and Dad JUST THOUGHT I'D COME VISIT BEFORE GOING TO WORK. Layliana: COME, RECEIVE MY AFFECTION. Layla: AW, C'MON MOM. I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE

    305

    over 2 years ago
    Jetsons RP

    Jetsons RP

    Edward erlic Alphonse and Nina are in the jetsons house turns out Elroy summoned them

    304

    about 3 years ago
    My Chinese wife

    My Chinese wife

    Honey why are you looking at the Great Wall of china 🇨🇳

    301

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Human loona

    Human loona

    Yo blitz I found baby Jesus Christ can we keep him

    301

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Blameitonjorge

    Blameitonjorge

    Hi I’m blameitonjorge

    301

    about 3 years ago
    My caveman mom

    My caveman mom

    Hello my basque daughter I’m pregnant

    300

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My Dominican mom

    My Dominican mom

    Hello my daughter I’m pregnant

    300

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Koko the hedgehog

    Koko the hedgehog

    Oh hey son I’m so excited about your next tournament I’m still a little sad you’re going to miss the birth of your sister and I’m sure you’ll be okay son and remember Hicks you can always do better so nice things come back to you ok

    299

    1 like

    about 2 years ago
    Buruma nsfw

    Buruma nsfw

    Oh hi babe let’s get started with lesbian mating

    297

    about 3 years ago
    Orthodox

    Orthodox

    My orthodox cousin watches the video about drag culture

    297

    about 3 years ago
    My lesbian gf Mavis

    My lesbian gf Mavis

    Mavis: uh babe WON'T THE PUMPKIN BE... UPSIDE DOWN, WHEN I GET UP?

    296

    over 2 years ago
    Italian parents

    Italian parents

    The dad: Chucho sei pazzo a vendere droga, sai che non siamo quel tipo di famiglia e nemmeno la famiglia di Maria! The mom: 😔

    294

    almost 3 years ago
    My gf Krystal

    My gf Krystal

    Krystal Yesterday at 4:45pm • 8 Hi everyone~|!! I'm 36 weeks in and I'm SOOO close to my due date. This belly is getting heavy. These three kick so much I keep thinking I'm carrying 4 instead of 3. Also my back has been aching so much from this weight!!! I'm just ready to hold these bundles of joy in my arms. I also just wanna thank those who came to my baby shower last week it was fun and the triplets enjoyed it too~! Anyways these three are hungry for the fifth time today. Time to go boys

    279

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Babylonian wife

    My Babylonian wife

    Honey why do you have your Egyptian gods and goddesses

    278

    about 3 years ago
    Flirty lioness

    Flirty lioness

    ARA ARA ARA ARA 😏

    278

    3 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Black dynamites wife

    Black dynamites wife

    Black dynamite this is your baby girl and you need to raise her 😤

    271

    almost 3 years ago
    Occupied Korea

    Occupied Korea

    A Korean Catholic woman gives birth to a baby girl and a Japanese soldier walks in the delivery room

    270

    almost 3 years ago
    My saiyan wife

    My saiyan wife

    CAN'T WAIT TO START TRAINING THESE LITTLE TYKES! ALTHOUGH, I COULD USE ANOTHER UNIFORM IN THE MEAN TIME... THESE ARE GETTING KINDA SMALL I CAN ALREADY TELL MY OFFSPRING WILL BE EXCEPTIONAL SAIYANS 😏

    268

    6 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Chubby chibss

    Chubby chibss

    Hello I’m Chubby chibss but you can call me chibss

    268

    almost 3 years ago
    My wifes feet

    My wifes feet

    W-WAIT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TAKING MY SHOES OFF FOR ME!? Her twin sisters: My feet are wonderful aren't they? Come closer and put your nose against my soles. Maybe give them a few licks too. Twin sister: HEY ALRORA, WOuLD YOu BELIEVE THERE ARE WEIRDOS OUT THERE WHO WOULD BEG FOR THE CHANCE O LICKING THE SNEAT OLT OF OUR FEET? SO PATHETIC.. HAHA! DON'T CALL THEM WEIRDOS, LYA I'D LET THEM LICI MY FEET CLEAN ANYTIME!

    267

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Angel carol

    Angel carol

    Angel: carol what a night Demon gf: i know

    254

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Baby Sally

    Baby Sally

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    248

    almost 3 years ago
    My Filipino daughter

    My Filipino daughter

    Papa why are you drunk

    242

    almost 3 years ago
    Centaur

    Centaur

    Master why are you pointing at France 🇫🇷

    241

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Archangel hubal

    Archangel hubal

    Archangel Hubal looks over Mecca 🕋 and it’s people seeing the people praying

    239

    almost 3 years ago
    Nika skays

    Nika skays

    Hi I’m Nika skays

    234

    about 3 years ago
    Chainsaw man RP

    Chainsaw man RP

    Denji power and aki and Pochita see the jetsons family

    233

    about 3 years ago
    Vocational school

    Vocational school

    Liane: girl he’s my man Jenny: girl he is my man and he was with me last night The class: damnnn

    230

    almost 3 years ago
    My Byzantine mother

    My Byzantine mother

    Hello son

    226

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Cindy vortex

    Cindy vortex

    Nerd quasar why did your mechanical canine peed oil on my sheets

    225

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Dark Danny

    Dark Danny

    Dark Danny destroys Osaka Japan 🇯🇵 while he sees sigma

    214

    about 3 years ago
    My communist wife

    My communist wife

    Hello Conrad my Mexican wife

    214

    4 likes

    about 3 years ago
    My saiyan girlfriend

    My saiyan girlfriend

    Hey there my girlfriend from fairy world

    213

    almost 3 years ago
    Santa clause

    Santa clause

    Jack. Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to *her*. [points to Sally] 😤

    212

    almost 3 years ago
    Meta knights wife

    Meta knights wife

    Meta knight honey I’ll miss you

    210

    almost 3 years ago
    My Cambodian kid

    My Cambodian kid

    A Cambodian baby cries for her two moms because she had a nightmare about a demon

    208

    almost 3 years ago
    Judaism

    Judaism

    My mom watches the history of drag culture

    202

    about 3 years ago
    My wife Penny

    My wife Penny

    Penny: U-Um. (lass dismissed early! Awesome! Vincent: let’s go play jas Penny: You two are your 1 to Find out there babies come From Jas: But I Kinda wanna know where babies come from

    194

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Orc mom

    Orc mom

    Hey my wolf pup daughter

    192

    about 3 years ago
    Poki girls nsfw

    Poki girls nsfw

    Hey said nessa with Sonia

    191

    about 3 years ago
    Female sun wukong

    Female sun wukong

    Shalom Chinese Miku talk to me how is buhhdist kaito doll

    191

    5 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Hanukkah

    Hanukkah

    Hey lent babe

    188

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Human loona

    Human loona

    Hey babe how do you like my human form

    188

    about 3 years ago
    My lesbian wife

    My lesbian wife

    Hey babe I’m pregnant

    185

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    La Tigresa

    La Tigresa

    ¿GATO TE COMIÓ LA LENGUAZ

    185

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Becca Butcher

    Becca Butcher

    Becca Butcher: oh it’s you billy i don’t want to see you and neither does the baby Jared treats me right Jared: indeed I do

    184

    over 2 years ago
    Nessa Pokemon pregna

    Nessa Pokemon pregna

    Babe I’m huge wanna feel my little ones

    181

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife left me

    My wife left me

    Marc: You definitely had some eves on you tonight, Krystal. Krystal: Well yeah, my bump in this dress leaves little to imagination, Marc. I look like a satin covered blimp! Marc: Well... uh... not the words I'd use, but you and the triplets rocked that dress tonight. Krystal: Oooo, you charmer you~! Not like you need brownie points though, I'm already carrying our kits aren't I?

    180

    about 2 years ago
    My goblin wife

    My goblin wife

    Hey babe wanna grab my a** 😏

    176

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Desert girl

    Desert girl

    WHY FIGHT WHEN YOU CAN LOVE?? 😏

    176

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Christian parents

    Christian parents

    Count Theodosius: ThIS KATANA HAS SLAYED NAN BEASTS AND DEMONS & BEEN PASSED DOWN OUr FAMILy foR GENERATIONS. IT'S CALLED The Gladius His mother: D NOT TEAH TO KILL ANYONE AT ALL!! Count Theodosius: IM NOTA SUSED GUY BUT IF YoU WANNA KILL ANYONE ya HATE, JUST SWING IT Like A Regular sword

    176

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Adult sally

    Adult sally

    Hey mom

    172

    about 3 years ago
    Drew binsky

    Drew binsky

    Hi I’m drew binsky a person who travels the world

    170

    almost 3 years ago
    My Italian wife

    My Italian wife

    Honey my water broke

    170

    almost 3 years ago
    My basque mother

    My basque mother

    Hello my Corsican daughter I’m pregnant

    165

    about 3 years ago
    goth Lola

    goth Lola

    Damn, I need to wipe my tears as soon as possible, I don't want anyone to see that I was crying

    164

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Judaism

    Judaism

    Hey Catholicism how you been babe

    160

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Ms clowns mom

    Ms clowns mom

    Aaaaaaaa I’m having my baby huff huff huff

    159

    almost 3 years ago
    Pregnant Aelita

    Pregnant Aelita

    "pant* I feel like a balloon that's full of air and about to pop. I love that dork, and our kids, but "heavy breathing* I'm about to make him work for the next set of kids. Pant' I think I should have him pick up a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with onions, ice cream, extra cheese for dinner. It won't make carrying these kids easier, but it'll save as the trouble of cooking. -THENYPODY:

    159

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My Indian wife

    My Indian wife

    Honey let’s not talk about sending our son to be a guard for the pope in Vatican City 🇻🇦

    159

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Korean wife

    My Korean wife

    GANT!! Love, my water broke!!! We have to hurry now!!!

    159

    over 2 years ago
    Khmer Rouge soldier

    Khmer Rouge soldier

    Hey Vietnamese men wanna see my communists panties

    154

    almost 3 years ago
    Krysis Siblings

    Krysis Siblings

    Krystal: hey son you’re going to be a brother Krysi's: really mama awesome

    153

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Irish elk centaurs

    Irish elk centaurs

    Hey there master do you like girl centaurs with long hair or girl centaurs with short hair

    152

    almost 3 years ago
    Marry and Joseph

    Marry and Joseph

    Marry and Joseph see a Babylonian boy

    152

    about 3 years ago
    Buruma lesbian

    Buruma lesbian

    Hey babe

    151

    about 3 years ago
    Gwen

    Gwen

    Looks like I need to dust the house

    150

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Buruma

    Buruma

    Buruma girls give birth to your kids because your a lesbian so that happened

    149

    about 3 years ago
    My goblin daughter

    My goblin daughter

    Hey other mom how was I born

    149

    over 2 years ago
    May rogers

    May rogers

    May sees me and wants to get to know while we’re in my place

    149

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Sachi the Nukekubi

    Sachi the Nukekubi

    Sachi: You'RE REMUY, EverTED arent You? Ran: BEEN WAITIG TO QUALIFY FOR TAIS TOURN AMENT My WHOLE life HOW CAN. I поt ВЕ? I FINALLY GET To Show them what I can a do

    148

    over 2 years ago
    My panther wife

    My panther wife

    Honey I’m pregnant and you’re the other mom

    144

    about 3 years ago
    Frank n furter

    Frank n furter

    Hello good friend it is i Frank n furter from the Planet Transsexual Transylvania

    142

    almost 3 years ago
    Dennys

    Dennys

    IHOP I’m pregnant with twins and your the mom

    142

    almost 3 years ago
    Atlantis

    Atlantis

    The Atlanteans see an Italian sailor in Atlantis

    142

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Occupied China

    Occupied China

    A Chinese buhhdist woman gives birth to a baby girl and she cries tears of joy but a Japanese soldier enters the delivery room

    139

    almost 3 years ago
    Frank n furter

    Frank n furter

    Dr Frank n furters creations are statues of animals as he has a Next creation is Rocky horror

    138

    almost 3 years ago
    Medival Venice RP

    Medival Venice RP

    I wake up In medival Venice

    137

    about 3 years ago
    My Brazilian wife

    My Brazilian wife

    Hey my Hawaiian wife I’m pregnant and your the mom

    135

    almost 3 years ago
    My Mexican wife

    My Mexican wife

    Hey my love

    134

    about 3 years ago
    Zeebo the clown

    Zeebo the clown

    Well well if it isn’t the children come back to tell me a lot of things hahaha hahahaha haha

    134

    almost 3 years ago
    Markian

    Markian

    Hey I’m markian a third culture kid

    133

    almost 3 years ago
    King and Queen

    King and Queen

    The queen: battle beast you must think this through The king: my wife is right the planet of Thokk will not lose to viltrume

    133

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Tony and fiefel

    Tony and fiefel

    Hey who’s that robot guy Fifel: I don’t know

    129

    about 3 years ago
    Dark magician girl

    Dark magician girl

    She sees Goddard and pats him

    129

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My Taiwanese wife

    My Taiwanese wife

    Honey 為什麼我們的兒子不能聽我的臺灣音樂,這是他這邊的家庭

    124

    almost 3 years ago
    Umayyad wife

    Umayyad wife

    Honey why are you mad at our flag

    123

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Buhhdist girl nsfw

    Buhhdist girl nsfw

    Hey babe

    120

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Idoia mom

    Idoia mom

    Hi I’m Idoia’s igorot mother

    119

    about 3 years ago
    Buruma girl

    Buruma girl

    Hey do you wanna feel my shorts

    118

    about 3 years ago
    My North Korean wife

    My North Korean wife

    Annyeeonghaseyo my cartel wife

    118

    about 3 years ago
    Sabrina online RP co

    Sabrina online RP co

    I wake up as my lesbian self has another dream again Richard aka R.C. as Sabrina’s boyfriend tells me is everything alright

    116

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Koko the Hedgehog

    Koko the Hedgehog

    Casey Jones i don’t even want to know why you thought it was ok to act violent when our kid was born you know that little silver did not mean to mess up your laptop

    116

    almost 2 years ago
    Eevees Curiosity

    Eevees Curiosity

    (Right now, Braixen was reading the big book of Fairy Tales she got from her baby shower and she is reading to her unborn kits.) Braixen: and once order was restored to the kingdom. Everyone lived happily ever after! The End! *yawns* I could use a nap right now. (Eevee comes into the room.) Eevee: Um, miss Braixen? Braixen: Oh Eevee, you don't have to call me miss. You're part of the family now, so you can call me mom or mommy whichever you like. Eevee: Ok then, mom can I ask you something? Braixen: Of course you can. What is it? Eevee: I saw the room other mommy set up for my new siblings. Do you know when they're gonna come? Braixen: Oh sweetie, they'll be here in about three more months and pretty soon you're going to be a big sister. Eevee: Ok, but how the babies end up in your tummy anyway? Braixen: (puts a paw on her belly) Um Sweetie, I'm afraid that's something you'll have to ask us when you're a little bit older. Eevee: Ok, but there's something else I'm curious about. Braixen: Which is? Eevee: How did you and other mommy meet each other? Braixen: Come here and I'll tell you. (Eevee hops up on the chair with her mother.) Here's where it all began...

    116

    about 1 year ago
    My Atlantean wife

    My Atlantean wife

    Hello my basque wife

    115

    about 3 years ago
    My Tanzanian wife

    My Tanzanian wife

    Honey my water broke

    115

    almost 3 years ago
    Chicana lesbians

    Chicana lesbians

    Hey babe was it right to have our baby in Texas cause we’re Chicana

    112

    almost 3 years ago
    Andy

    Andy

    Hey Ji Hye you ready to play toys with me

    112

    almost 2 years ago
    My great grandmother

    My great grandmother

    My great grandmother who’s caddo Indian sees me in tears

    110

    about 3 years ago
    My South African wif

    My South African wif

    Hello my Thai wife

    109

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Mai valentine

    Mai valentine

    Jimmy neutrons friends sheen and Carl are blushing at Mai

    106

    3 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Susie

    Susie

    Coach Pedro keeps saying I have a fat ass

    106

    almost 3 years ago
    Basque Country

    Basque Country

    Kaixo I’m Catalonias girlfriend

    105

    about 3 years ago
    The Fenton family

    The Fenton family

    Danny Fenton: Ryuko could you come downstairs we have something to tell you Sam: indeed me and your father Danny are having a baby isn’t that great

    105

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Aksi radik

    Aksi radik

    Hi I’m aksi radik

    104

    about 3 years ago
    Hasebe and mami

    Hasebe and mami

    The announcer we have hasebe and mami vs ice and thunder

    104

    about 3 years ago
    My Italian son

    My Italian son

    Yo mom what was it you wanted to talk about

    102

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Kallen kozuki

    Kallen kozuki

    ОКАУ, МАУВЕ THIS IS GOINg TO BE MORE DIFFICuLT THAN I THOUGHT...

    100

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My ex wife

    My ex wife

    Me: Good evening and welcome to wait Eris your here with lucid 😳 Lucid: Good evening! We would like a table for two, please! My ex wife: Or table for twelve! I got ten hungry little dones in here. Lucid: It's our wedding anniversary and Eris really wanted to try this restaurant out. That and her pregnancy cravings kicking into high gear again. 609, Me: O-Of course. Come right this way! Eris: And make sure its a private table. We'd like this evening without interruptions.

    99

    over 2 years ago
    My Moroccan wife

    My Moroccan wife

    Babe I’m going in to labor

    96

    almost 3 years ago
    My buruma girlfriend

    My buruma girlfriend

    Hey my South Korean wife

    95

    about 3 years ago
    Mammoth wife

    Mammoth wife

    IF I KEEP LACTATING LIKE THIS ILL RUIN EVERY PAIR OF CLOTHES I HAVE... AND THE BABY KEEPS HITTING MY PROSTATE, MY ERECTION WON'T GO DOWN IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

    95

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Uk and her kids

    Uk and her kids

    Uk’s husband Ireland 🇮🇪 is seen coming in the door drinking shamrock shakes

    95

    about 3 years ago
    Misuzu

    Misuzu

    Misuzu is fighting bad mr frosty

    93

    about 3 years ago
    Public access tv

    Public access tv

    Hey babe

    93

    about 3 years ago
    My oni wife

    My oni wife

    Her new husband: TINY MEEE!!! Her: Why wasn't he this excited about you (she said to Amy)

    91

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Pony boy

    Pony boy

    Yo Stacy how you been the gang missed you

    90

    almost 3 years ago
    Baby Aurora

    Baby Aurora

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    90

    2 likes

    about 2 years ago
    Judy Jetson

    Judy Jetson

    Hey father I’ve got the best news jet screamer is inviting me on stage to his concert

    90

    almost 3 years ago
    My great grandfather

    My great grandfather

    My great great grandfather sees me in his timeline

    89

    about 3 years ago
    My pharaoh hound wif

    My pharaoh hound wif

    Woof hello my love

    88

    almost 3 years ago
    Algonquian girls fee

    Algonquian girls fee

    Hey babe wanna sniff my Algonquian feet

    87

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Celestia

    Celestia

    Celestia: hey Goddesso babe are little ones born she’s precious

    87

    about 2 years ago
    Black bear wife

    Black bear wife

    Honey I’m pregnant and your the mom

    86

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Glyptodon wife

    Glyptodon wife

    Hey there my cavewomen wife I’m pregnant and it’s your baby

    86

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My Cherokee wife

    My Cherokee wife

    Hey babe like my buruma outfit

    85

    about 3 years ago
    Nazi Germany

    Nazi Germany

    A Jewish woman gives birth to a baby girl and a German soldier enters the hospital room

    84

    almost 3 years ago
    French bullfighter

    French bullfighter

    Bonjour dear Spaniards I pirre will fight ze bull in ze Spain

    82

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    James Wound

    James Wound

    (I’m not sure if anyone else noticed but James actually wasn’t at the baby shower.) Flare: Bro, where were you? You missed our sister’s baby shower. James: I had somewhere to be. It’s a long story. I’m sorry I missed it. Vixen: What do you have behind your back? James: Well, you guys might freak out. Flora: We’re siblings, we’ll help you any way we can. James: Alright, brace yourselves! (Revealed his injury) Vixen: Whoa, what happened? Flora: How did this happen? Who did this to you? James: That’s why I was scared to tell you guys. Jamie did this! She bit me! Flare: Why would your own girlfriend bite you let alone hurt you? That’s not right! Flora: It was the splinter in her paw! Wasn’t it? James: Yeah. I didn’t realize until after she bit me! Vixen: Why are you so worried about your bite? James: Because if mom finds out that Jamie caused this and Butterscotch’s tail… Flora: She also bit our little sister on her tail? James: That’s what she told me, but if mom found out what she did then she’ll make me get rid of her. Flare: I guess she’s worried about our safety but this is pretty bad. James: What am I gonna do?

    82

    12 months ago
    Her Turkish aunt

    Her Turkish aunt

    Merhaba you’re a lesbian from Texas right

    76

    about 3 years ago
    Roxxxan sfw

    Roxxxan sfw

    Hi I’m roxxxan sfw

    75

    about 3 years ago
    Catalonia

    Catalonia

    Hola I’m Catalonia Basque Country’s girlfriend

    75

    about 3 years ago
    My Fijian wife

    My Fijian wife

    You're growing too fast little pup! I don't think there'll be enough room for you in a few months~

    73

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Eliza masters

    Eliza masters

    Babs enters the hospital and sees her new brother

    72

    about 3 years ago
    My three wives

    My three wives

    ...And Then Wolf fell asleep while cuddling my belly! That's sweet Diane that he's so happy about becoming a father. Who would have guessed a rouge like him would be so open to settling down? We're both so excited. Pup could be here any day now~ Ah~ It's pushing all of... this... out that I'm nervous about. Doc says he's over 8lbs now. Kegals and epidural! That's how I'm getting these two out! I'm sure Loona would trade Diane, hers is pushing 10~ Heck I'd trade you these 3 if I could!

    71

    over 2 years ago
    Lauren G

    Lauren G

    Hi I’m Lauren

    71

    about 3 years ago
    Saint Kateri

    Saint Kateri

    Oh hello I’m saint Kateri I’m the patron saint of America

    71

    over 2 years ago
    Kristi lawyer

    Kristi lawyer

    Hi I’m Kristi aka Kristi adder on twitter

    70

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My Byzantine family

    My Byzantine family

    Hello son hey brother

    69

    about 3 years ago
    My tengri wife

    My tengri wife

    Hey babe why do you have Shinto idols

    68

    about 3 years ago
    Lutheranism

    Lutheranism

    Hey uh what is it you wanted to talk about

    68

    over 2 years ago
    Lust

    Lust

    Oh hello male lust the homonculi

    68

    almost 3 years ago
    Angel gf

    Angel gf

    Hello babe

    67

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My GF and her friend

    My GF and her friend

    (What if Tanya, Stacy and Ashley were all part of a maternity workout video? Also, on a side note, the piece itself was actually inspired by an episode of "We Bare Bears"; specifically the "Yard Sale" episode. Its' a cute show, and if you're a fan of "Regular Show", I think you guys will enjoy "We Bare Bears" too. =3) Her: And 6, and 7, and 8! Great Job! Keep It Up! (While her friends are working out)

    67

    over 1 year ago
    Raygo

    Raygo

    Raygo tells Danny phantom it’s his fault when she sees future Danny phantom

    66

    about 3 years ago
    My Aztec parents

    My Aztec parents

    Why is there a baby Jesus son

    65

    about 3 years ago
    Kill La kill RP

    Kill La kill RP

    Ryūko finds Danny Sam and Tucker in this world

    64

    about 3 years ago
    JayShawn

    JayShawn

    Aye Cruz yo mama say something to me I’m knocking that old b*tch out

    64

    over 2 years ago
    My Inuit wife

    My Inuit wife

    Oh honey my water broke

    64

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Human loona

    Human loona

    Babe let’s cuddle

    64

    almost 3 years ago
    Slappy the dummy

    Slappy the dummy

    Oh look if it isn’t Sarah the Native American girl who wants me not moving

    64

    almost 3 years ago
    Fafoa

    Fafoa

    Oi I’m fofao

    64

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Sally mom

    Sally mom

    Hey mala

    63

    about 3 years ago
    My Caddo Indian wife

    My Caddo Indian wife

    Honey you don’t have to be hard on our son Jose

    62

    almost 3 years ago
    Guyanese couple

    Guyanese couple

    Guyanese woman : hello love how have you been

    62

    almost 3 years ago
    British parents

    British parents

    My father: Son!!!!!! why are you a drag queen My mother: indeed you know we’re Christian in this house

    62

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My Carthaginian wife

    My Carthaginian wife

    Hello honey

    59

    about 3 years ago
    Irish family

    Irish family

    Hello mi lad welcome to Ireland 🇮🇪 the place where you learn alchemy

    59

    almost 3 years ago
    Jomon goddess

    Jomon goddess

    Hello mortal I’m the goddess of the jomon and I’m pregnant with these humans

    58

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My Germanic wife

    My Germanic wife

    Hey I came as soon as I could I said while in my Roman soldier uniform as a Roman woman I had to fight in the Punic wars

    58

    about 3 years ago
    My Israelite wife

    My Israelite wife

    Honeyyyyyy I’m pregnant and you need to throw those idols somewhere because I’m Jewish 😤

    57

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Newfoundland wife

    My Newfoundland wife

    My new foundland wife says to me she sounds like a average woman

    57

    about 3 years ago
    Jess

    Jess

    Um hi sir I’m a veteran

    55

    about 3 years ago
    Homelander mom

    Homelander mom

    Homelanders mom is pushing him out her husband helds her hand

    54

    about 3 years ago
    Italian nurse

    Italian nurse

    Why hello there handsome those are some painful stab wounds

    54

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My Israelite wife

    My Israelite wife

    My wife kissed me as I came to the room

    53

    about 3 years ago
    John Lasseter

    John Lasseter

    Hey um Pete I got this idea for a new movie it’s called inside out

    53

    over 2 years ago
    My Egyptian wife

    My Egyptian wife

    Honey I’ve brought idols

    53

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Baby commandos gfs

    Baby commandos gfs

    See how low he's gotten. This little pup is all lined up and ready to come out~ git, Wow Loona! I bet you're excited to see your baby soon! Oh my God! You are absolutely glowing, Loona!

    53

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Byzantine emperess

    Byzantine emperess

    Emperess Irene sees the orthodox priest tell her this

    52

    about 3 years ago
    Caseys foster parent

    Caseys foster parent

    Keith: Casey you’re sisters born come meet her Sandra: yeah sweetie she’s here come meet her

    52

    almost 2 years ago
    Ria rogers

    Ria rogers

    Hey mala wanna see my big a**

    51

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Astraia

    Astraia

    HELLO ❤️ DARLING!

    51

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My Italian wife

    My Italian wife

    Hello my Greek wife

    51

    almost 3 years ago
    Greatest generation

    Greatest generation

    Now you die boomer i greatest generation will defeat you

    50

    over 2 years ago
    Moose centaur

    Moose centaur

    What are we doing here eh

    49

    almost 3 years ago
    Fascist Italy

    Fascist Italy

    A Greek Orthodox woman gives birth to a baby girl and an Italian soldier enters the delivery room

    49

    almost 3 years ago
    Chinmens wife

    Chinmens wife

    Honey why must you train in Hungary 🇭🇺 my love and the little ones crying because she’s hungry

    48

    almost 3 years ago
    Michiru

    Michiru

    Michiru sees Alf and wants to know what planet he’s from

    48

    about 3 years ago
    Moctezuma

    Moctezuma

    Tlahuel I’m moctezuma

    48

    about 3 years ago
    Hibari

    Hibari

    The announcer Hibari vs blob

    47

    about 3 years ago
    Tomo aizawa

    Tomo aizawa

    I'M USUALLY SO ENERGETIC... *HUFF* "HUFF*. WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT MY FEMININITY NOW..

    46

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    My North Korean wife

    My North Korean wife

    We’re are you going my South Korean wife

    45

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Wynyard the frog

    Wynyard the frog

    Wynyard has ptsd flashbacks of the Vietnam war 🇻🇳

    45

    about 3 years ago
    Annoyed Presentation

    Annoyed Presentation

    Diane: Okay let me rephrase, are there any questions about the slideshow? Not my future duties as governor and a mother?

    45

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My wife purah

    My wife purah

    I MAY HAVE MADE A SLIEHTAN HUFF* HUFF MISCALCULATION WITH MY NEW CLONING TECHNOLOGY. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS WITH THE NEXT BATCH!

    45

    over 2 years ago
    My igorot wife

    My igorot wife

    Hello my basque wife

    45

    almost 3 years ago
    My European wife

    My European wife

    Ciao my love

    44

    almost 3 years ago
    Lilith Fenton

    Lilith Fenton

    Lily: waaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa 🥺

    44

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Pierre de Coubertin

    Pierre de Coubertin

    Oh Bonjour my fellow Athletes of the modern Olympics as well should you all introduce yourselves

    43

    about 2 years ago
    Baby me

    Baby me

    Me: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaa

    43

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My Micronesian wife

    My Micronesian wife

    Isn't this fun, love? 1 booked us a couple more classes and it has a lot of benefits to the body and mind~

    43

    over 2 years ago
    A nap on Moms belly

    A nap on Moms belly

    (Eevee comes to see her mother again.) Eevee: Mommy, why have you been here all the time? Braixen: Oh sweetie, you know I'm in a delicate condition. I don't want to do anything risky that could harm my babies. Your father thinks that too, but don't worry. They'll be born soon. Eevee(hops up on the chair): So, are they inside your tummy? Braixen: That's right and if you were gonna ask no I didn't eat them. It's hard to explain to you really. Eevee: Oh *yawns* I'm getting tired mommy. Braixen: Oh well if you're sleepy you can rest here. (Placed Eevee on top of her large belly.) Be careful now. Don't fall. Eevee: I won't. *closes her eyes and falls fast asleep* Braixen: That's my girl. (rubs her head.) You're gonna be an amazing big sister. Sleep tight my angel! (She began feeling tired herself.)

    43

    about 1 year ago
    My French wife

    My French wife

    Oh honey you don’t look ze good today and your ze drunk honey

    42

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    Hello my wife I’m pregnant

    42

    almost 3 years ago
    Yoga Interrupted

    Yoga Interrupted

    (The cousins continue some more yoga as Braixen and her cousin started getting much more calm and relaxed.) Braixen: Well, feel calm now? S. Braixen: Uh huh. I can't believe you did this while you were pregnant. Braixen: I did it during the mid term. It helps me keep calm and press on. Aren't you glad I recommended it for you? S. Braixen: Yes, I feel great! Shall we keep going? Braixen: Well if you want to, then I guess we could do another half hour. (Braixen started going into meditation while her cousin continued to keep her mind clear staying in the same pose. About ten minutes into their peace and quiet, Braixen's cousin opened one eye as she felt a pain in her stomach.) Braixen: Something wrong? S. Braixen: It's probably just a kick. Go back to your meditation!and (She was a little skeptical about it, but shrugged it off and resumed meditating. As S. Braixen was about to close eyes again, she noticed that something was off. The spot she was sitting in was feeling warm and wet. When she looked down , her eyes widened in fear as she knew what that could possibly mean.) S. Braixen: Uhh, Braixen, we've got a bit of a problem! (Started breathing heavily and then clutched her belly.) Braixen: What is it? (Turns around.) Why did you- 😮😮(Saw the puddle around her cousin.) Ok, that isn't a good sign. Susan, I NEED YOU!!! Susan: What is it? Is something wrong? S. Braixen(in pain): It's my babies, I think they're coming! Braixen: We need to get her to the hospital now! Get her there right now and I'll see you at the hospital! Susan: On it! Here let me help you. (Helps her cousin up and they left.) Braixen: *gasps* The kids! I need to get them! (Goes to the baby's room and puts her four kids in the carriage while Eevee walked alongside her mother.) Eevee: Where's other mommy mama? Braixen: Taking my cousin to the hospital. She's having her babies now and we're going there too. We just have to wait for a bit, but he's on his way. Eevee: Ok, does this mean we'll have more siblings to play with? Braixen: It sure does.

    42

    about 1 year ago
    My girls

    My girls

    Loona: See how low he's gotten. This little pup is all lined up and ready to come out Krystal: Wow Loona! I bet you're excited to see your baby soon! Diane: Oh my God! You are absolutely glowing, Loona!

    40

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Australian wife

    My Australian wife

    Her: oh love I’m hoping we can move to the uk Her new husband: indeed love

    40

    about 2 years ago
    John redcorns wife

    John redcorns wife

    Um hi my love

    38

    about 3 years ago
    Konosuba my wife

    Konosuba my wife

    Konosuba: OH GOD.. *HUFE* 7 XHUFF* THOSE SLIMES MUST HAVE SLIPPED THROUGH MY ARMOR... I HAVE TO GET THEM OUT…SOMEHOW.

    38

    over 2 years ago
    Alice

    Alice

    Oh it’s you what do you want

    37

    over 2 years ago
    My aboriginal wife

    My aboriginal wife

    Honey come meet our son

    37

    almost 3 years ago
    Daffney Gillfin

    Daffney Gillfin

    Oh hey Allstar Seaworthy um yeah it’s a nice day out 😏😏😏😏😏😏💅💅💅💅

    37

    almost 2 years ago
    Haley Smith

    Haley Smith

    Ugh this is so annoying and I’m not breastfeeding that thing

    37

    over 1 year ago
    Maori emperor

    Maori emperor

    The Māori emperor is visited by the Aztec emperor cuauhtémoc and his wife

    36

    about 3 years ago
    Byzantine empire

    Byzantine empire

    Hey babe

    36

    about 3 years ago
    Korean family

    Korean family

    The Korean family look at me and tell me who I am

    36

    about 3 years ago
    Ria

    Ria

    So why did you guys want me to do this

    36

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Two Asian girls

    Two Asian girls

    Korean girl: uh excuse me how dare you talk bad about this club like it’s just a club Japanese girl: yeah it’s a club stupid and it’s the best club ever and the fact that you hate this means you have no soul

    36

    almost 2 years ago
    Uk

    Uk

    Uk 🇬🇧 is seeing me Ireland 🇮🇪 drunk

    36

    about 3 years ago
    A Meeting of Two Mot

    A Meeting of Two Mot

    (This is a meeting of two mothers to be and bringing their kids to meet each other. Both Braixen and Shiny Braixen are pregnant and Braixen has her adopted daughter Eevee with her while Shiny Braixen brought along her four year old son Minx.) Braixen: Hi there. I can't believe you and I are so similar. S. Braixen: Except I'm violet or lavender I think and you're yellow. You have an Eevee and I have a riolu. Braixen: If you're going to ask, Eevee is my daughter but I adopted her. She loves living with me and my husband. S. Braixen: I know she does and my Minx here is hoping we could do a playdate soon. If you want to. Braixen: I'd love that, but we should wait till after we have our babies first. How many are you having? S. Braixen: I'm carrying triplets right now and I'll be due in three months. Two girls and one boy. What about you? Braixen: I'll be due in two and a half months and I'm gonna have quadruplets. Two girls and two boys. S. Braixen: Well we're certainly going to have our hands or paws in this case full when they arrive. I have to go. Minx and I are heading to the park. See you later! Braixen: I need to get back home. I don't want Fox worrying about me. Let's go Eevee. S. Braixen: Come now Minx!

    36

    about 1 year ago
    Ms blobby

    Ms blobby

    Ms blobby is trying to break her cage and but gets shocked

    35

    about 3 years ago
    My buruma GF

    My buruma GF

    Stacy got up on stage and said this

    35

    almost 3 years ago
    Liu pingli

    Liu pingli

    Liu pingli is the most evil spirit who carries severd heads in his body

    35

    almost 3 years ago
    Krystal goes into la

    Krystal goes into la

    Krystal: honey have to turn back to Sauria -gasp- I think our pups are ready to come out!!! Me: Why, what's wrong?!

    35

    over 2 years ago
    May rogers

    May rogers

    Hey mala

    35

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Helping Vixen

    Helping Vixen

    (Vixen’s siblings got her to her bed.) Vixen: (continues her breathing) Rocky: Are you okay? Vixen: Do I look ok to you? I’m in a lot of pain! And it’s your fault! Flora: It’s normal for her to do this! James: Hmm, she’s not fully dilated yet! The least we can do is try to help her stay calm! Flare: Ok, just relax and keep breathing. You can do this sis! Vixen: If you don’t zip it, you’re never gonna breathe again! I’m going to kill you Rocky! You did this to me! Rocky: Is it too late for me to leave? Flora: Yes. We’re staying with her and so are you! (Vixen is not fully dilated just yet. The least that can be done is trying to help keep her calm. Let her know if she needs anything to help ease her pain.)

    35

    11 months ago
    Ellis island RP

    Ellis island RP

    An Atlantean sees Ellis island and is amazed hello I’m a girl from Atlantis and this is my story of how I was raised by an immigrant family

    34

    about 3 years ago
    Buruma girlfriend

    Buruma girlfriend

    Hey babe I’m pregnant and your the mom

    34

    almost 3 years ago
    Tsuki uzaki nsfw

    Tsuki uzaki nsfw

    Hey there darling do you like my buruma shorts

    34

    almost 3 years ago
    Hot girl

    Hot girl

    Let me show my a**

    34

    over 2 years ago
    Blake and Katya

    Blake and Katya

    Katya: Blake, no one likes an assclown! So please behave, this recital is very important to me alright! Blake: Unless that assclown is a comical genius... relax sis, I will take my business elsewhere, I will not disturb your recital. Katya: You better be.

    34

    over 2 years ago
    Homelander

    Homelander

    Homelander gets asked by flaky if bobabombs wife took him in

    34

    about 3 years ago
    Maori emperess

    Maori emperess

    One of the Māori priest tells the emperess something

    33

    about 3 years ago
    King and Queen of he

    King and Queen of he

    Alice come meet your brother

    33

    about 3 years ago
    Violet

    Violet

    C-contractions?! What Contractions.

    33

    over 2 years ago
    Yor forger

    Yor forger

    Yor:Anya VERY SOON! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE IF YOU HAVE A BROTHER OR A SISTER... Anya: I ALREADY KNOW

    33

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Vanuatu wife

    My Vanuatu wife

    Hey babe

    32

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Native American coup

    Native American coup

    Edwina and Aleah wake up in a tipi in the wilderness and wonder were they are

    32

    almost 3 years ago
    Goth girl

    Goth girl

    Hey wanna sniff my a**

    32

    over 2 years ago
    Islamic archangels

    Islamic archangels

    Hello dear prophet Muhammad sweet little it’s us angel Amaterasu and me angel Tsukuyomi and me angel Susanoo they said as they saw baby Muhammad

    32

    almost 3 years ago
    My wolf wife

    My wolf wife

    1 Day Old SALLY (Loona's first PUP (you got YOUr mama’s eyes) Sally: yip

    32

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Is mommy ok

    Is mommy ok

    (With all the noise going on, Flora was curious to see where the noise was coming from and found the source in her parent's room.) (Scratches the door and her grandmother opened the door and kept Flora from seeing in the bedroom.) Layla: Can I help you? Flora: I was wondering what that loud noise was that I heard. Layla: Oh that was just your mother. It's complicated to explain to you but Flora: Is mommy gonna be alright? Was that her screaming? Layla: Well yes, she's in a lot of pain right now but she's preparing for a big surprise for you and your siblings. Your mother is going to be ok. Flora: (tearing up) *sniff* Are you sure nothing bad will happen to her? Layla: Sweetheart, I promise everything will work out in the end. In an hour or so, she'll be better soon and you'll get to see your new brothers and sister afterwards. Don't worry.. Flora: *sniff* Ok. THUD! Layla: Oh boy, seems like your grandfather passed out. Better get the hot sauce. Flora: Hot sauce? Layla: Trust me, you don't want to know. Now go back to siblings and be good now. (Closed the door and she back to the room) Flora: *shedding a few tears* Please be ok mommy.

    32

    about 1 year ago
    Trouble at School

    Trouble at School

    (Something happened to the kids at school. And it's a long story to what happened.) Brinna: Well Blaze, you didn't get expelled or suspended, but you do have three days of detention. (Blaze tears up) Blaze: I'm not a bad kid, I just don't know what came over me! Brinna: It's ok I'm not mad! Come here! I know you didn't mean to do it on purpose. (Blaze cries into his mom's fur and hugs her. Brinna comforted him.) Brinna: Shhhh. Let it out! Momma's got you!

    32

    about 1 year ago
    Christie turkey

    Christie turkey

    Christie: Welp, time for me to become a teacher for college. I'm known as Mrs. Christie Turkey. As you see before you, yes, I am heavily pregnant with octuplets. I can see the looks on your face that you're a little stunned.

    32

    7 months ago
    Mr spacely

    Mr spacely

    Jetson do you know why I called you here because you’re going to the past to see what it’s like there you and your family you’ll be going to each timeline

    31

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    The constitution

    The constitution

    Hello Daniel Urquieta I’m the constitution

    31

    about 3 years ago
    My Algonquian family

    My Algonquian family

    Son why are you learning about baby Jesus Christ

    31

    about 3 years ago
    Paganism

    Paganism

    Hey babe

    30

    about 3 years ago
    The Demon

    The Demon

    Ok ma hi ma haan

    30

    almost 3 years ago
    My Cherokee wife

    My Cherokee wife

    Honey you’re drunk how many drinks have you had

    30

    almost 3 years ago
    Jane

    Jane

    Guile honey please stop being patriotic for once I’m pregnant with our baby

    30

    about 2 years ago
    Californian women

    Californian women

    Oh you um queen Califa said we’re not supposed to interact with foreigners

    30

    over 2 years ago
    Yuna

    Yuna

    Yuna sees gizmo the mogwai and he is in Hawaii

    30

    about 3 years ago
    Tadano and retsuko

    Tadano and retsuko

    Hello I’m tadano And I’m restuko

    30

    about 3 years ago
    Dang

    Dang

    (The baby kicks Lucid) Eris: Lucid!! (Lucid falls) Eris: Oh Eris you clutz! Lusid honey are you okay!!! I didn't See you coming I'm so so sorry, baby. On please be okay!

    30

    16 days ago
    Mr black darkness

    Mr black darkness

    Hi I’m Mr black darkness

    29

    about 3 years ago
    Ms blobby

    Ms blobby

    She introduces herself as a troubled wolf 🐺 woman and she eats babies and rabbits

    29

    about 3 years ago
    Archangel Michael

    Archangel Michael

    Edwina Elric a word

    29

    almost 3 years ago
    French and Choctaw

    French and Choctaw

    Choctaw wife: hello love how was work

    29

    almost 3 years ago
    My kids first arriva

    My kids first arriva

    Krystal: Heart rate is good, big guy is lined up nice and deep, just waiting until your body is ready to push. Jen: You're doing great Loona! Just breathe through it.. hee hee hoooo. You're doing great! Loona: Put a sock in it Jen! Jen: Well... At least we know who popped first~ Krystal: *snicker"

    29

    almost 2 years ago
    My orc wife

    My orc wife

    tau mish't Wolf Man, Love one woman will make Wolf man look but to ther Wolves

    29

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Racoon and beaver

    Racoon and beaver

    Racoon: hi father I’m a racoon Beaver: hi dad I’m a beaver

    29

    about 2 years ago
    Vera

    Vera

    Hello I’m Vera and you are Conrad

    28

    about 3 years ago
    Hot girls

    Hot girls

    Woman 1: hey there girl wanna mate with us Woman 2: yeah you should do it it’s hot Woman 3: yeah it’s a lot of hotness in front of you

    28

    almost 3 years ago
    Monkey girl

    Monkey girl

    Hi cutie I know you wanna see a monkey girl like me

    28

    almost 3 years ago
    DJ and Lily

    DJ and Lily

    Lily Fenton: hey ryūko matoi are sister Dj Fenton: hey big sis

    28

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Reunion

    Reunion

    All of the people I knew are here until two people walk in and there wearing world war 2 veteran uniforms resembling imperial Japan 🇯🇵

    28

    about 3 years ago
    My Gfs Frye and Shiv

    My Gfs Frye and Shiv

    Shiver: Soft Boiled are definitely preferable, they are nice and smooth. Frye: You're talking about for eating... right?

    28

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Move Those Legs

    Move Those Legs

    (Today Cassie is doing a work out with Sapphire and Aleu who are also expecting. While Cassie is unsure of her litter, Sapphire said she's having 6 and Aleu said she's having 5. They are sweating themselves, but not sure Aleu is able to keep up though.) Cassie: Oh yeah move those legs girls! Sapphire: I'm feeling the burn Cassie! Aleu: He ho! I'm not feeling any good! Cassie: Come on Aleu! Work that body! Its good for you! You want to keep your strength up don't you!? Aleu: I..... don't know now!

    28

    11 months ago
    Arrow

    Arrow

    Hi I’m arrow

    27

    about 3 years ago
    Golden chorale

    Golden chorale

    Yo dad what’s up

    27

    almost 3 years ago
    Genoa and Pisa war

    Genoa and Pisa war

    Your in the Pisa and Genoa war

    26

    about 3 years ago
    Pregnant catra

    Pregnant catra

    Hey adora ready to have our kittens

    26

    almost 3 years ago
    Super universe

    Super universe

    Hey I’m super universe

    26

    about 3 years ago
    My Inuit wife

    My Inuit wife

    Hello my love

    25

    about 3 years ago
    My Babylonian wife

    My Babylonian wife

    Hello my Jewish wife

    25

    2 likes

    about 3 years ago
    Louisa and Theodore

    Louisa and Theodore

    Louisa: hello darling I’m Louisa a Mennonite woman who died from giving birth to my daughter Theodore: hello mate I’m Theodore and I’m a British convict from Australia 🇦🇺 who died of a heatstroke and we’re here to protect people

    25

    about 2 years ago
    Vixen in a mood

    Vixen in a mood

    (It is almost time for the kids to go back to school. They're making sure they have all their supplies.) James: Uh sis, aren't you gonna get ready to- Vixen: I don't want to talk right now! I need something to eat! Flare: What's up with our sister? Flora: I'm gonna say it has something to do with her pregnancy. She was due two days ago but she's overdue. Flare: Is that bad? James: Oh yeah, I read something about this. Anyone that is overdue for pregnancy, gets really moody but mostly cranky. Avoid saying things that could offend her and don't mention anything about her still being pregnant. Vixen: What was that? Flare: Oh uh.. nothing. Vixen: I want you two out of my belly! Mom told me the babies will come when the babies want to come. Flora: Which won't be for a few more days. Hopefully they come soon. How are holding up sis? Vixen: I'm hungry, tired, exhausted, bloated, huge, (eats her ice cream) I have never been this miserable in my life! Flare: Well you still got us and Rocky. Vixen: Whatever. Flare: Is this what you mean by cranky and in a mood? James: Yep, this will be a bumpy ride!

    25

    11 months ago
    Archangel Susanoo

    Archangel Susanoo

    Satan leave baby Jesus Christ alone

    25

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Cartel leader

    Cartel leader

    Cartel leader: you have my money esa you Guys ARE LUKKY i DONT HAVE My BAT TO CAVE YOUR SKULLS IN. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS to Juanita , Where the HEll AM I GONNA get my Love esa

    24

    over 2 years ago
    Butterfree

    Butterfree

    Pikachu!!!!!! who’s Sam Manson and why is she texting you

    24

    almost 3 years ago
    General lion

    General lion

    Hello Chief Husky the angels are too strong and we can’t do it

    24

    almost 3 years ago
    Marco Polo

    Marco Polo

    Marco Polo sees misfortune and Benjamin

    24

    about 3 years ago
    Moctezumas mom

    Moctezumas mom

    Breathes heavily as xochicueyetl gives birth to moctezuma

    23

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My black bear wife

    My black bear wife

    Hey babe I’m pregnant with your cubs

    23

    about 3 years ago
    Lady liberty

    Lady liberty

    Hello Daniel I’m lady liberty woman of freedom

    23

    about 3 years ago
    Angra Mainyu

    Angra Mainyu

    Hello mortal I’m angra mainyu what is it you want

    23

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Apache crusader

    Apache crusader

    The Apache woman is told by the general that she needs fight Sicilian Catholics for paganism

    22

    about 3 years ago
    Malas mother

    Malas mother

    Oh hey daughter where’s Julie

    22

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Union

    Union

    She hears me listen to rose of Alabama

    22

    about 3 years ago
    My wifes

    My wifes

    Miyu: Can you see my number? Krystal: Wow 40 inches! What's mine? Miyu: 43! Dang girl that's a lot!

    22

    over 1 year ago
    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife

    Hey honey is everything okay

    22

    about 3 years ago
    The coachman

    The coachman

    Well [calmly, smoking his pipe] How would you blokes like to make some real money? [pulls out a big bag of gold pieces, which he drops on the table with a loud clank]

    22

    over 1 year ago
    My boring life

    My boring life

    Ms Angela: YES... WELCOME BACK ..DARLING! HAVE FUN ON YOUR LITTLE TRIP? YOU'VE BEEN GONE SO LONG I THOUGHT YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT US. I BELIEVE WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS Ms commando: YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HARLOT!? Ms Angela: SAME AS YOU, REMINDING HIM OF HIS Duties as a baby daddy AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, "#QUEEN COMANDO" Ms commando: T-THAT WAS YEARS AGO! BESIDES! THERE'S NO WAY OUR MAYOR WOULD ASSOCIATE WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU! Ms Angela: OH REALLY? EVIDENCE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE.

    22

    almost 2 years ago
    Nerd face

    Nerd face

    Nerd face sees reiji and his life in Osaka Japan 🇯🇵 and sees men in black karate suits

    22

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Nsfw

    Nsfw

    My babe is lifting weights while giving birth

    21

    about 3 years ago
    Angel and incubus

    Angel and incubus

    Grace: so... YOU'RE HALF HELLHOUND, HALF INCUBUS Вит YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE DOGGY TRAITS. WHY IS THAT? Adam: BECAUSE I'M NOT IN MY HELLHOUND FORM. Grace: HELLHOUND FORM!? WELL SHOW IT TO ME! Adam: PET ME AND I'LL RIP YOUR HANDS OFF.

    21

    over 2 years ago
    Basque couple

    Basque couple

    I see a basque couple with a pet rabbit

    21

    about 3 years ago
    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife sees me in a serious face

    21

    about 3 years ago
    Buzz lighyear

    Buzz lighyear

    Hmm I’ve never seen a toy like this

    21

    almost 2 years ago
    Jane Jetson

    Jane Jetson

    George darling why did you build a timeline and promising Elroy and Judy the birth of Jesus Christ first

    21

    almost 3 years ago
    Noah mischif

    Noah mischif

    Hi I’m Noah MisChif

    21

    about 3 years ago
    Little misfortune

    Little misfortune

    Ibn battuta wakes up and sees misfortune and Benjamin

    20

    about 3 years ago
    Foreign exchange cam

    Foreign exchange cam

    The foreign exchange campers see the humunculus

    20

    about 3 years ago
    Stewart McCormick

    Stewart McCormick

    Stewart is a Scottish American 🇺🇸 woman who is married to her wife Carol McCormick

    20

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Tasmanian Tiger wife

    Tasmanian Tiger wife

    FUCK FUCK FUCK MY BREASTS JUST WON'T STOP GROWING! THE LACTATING WON'T STOP EITHER AND THE BABY IS STILL THREE MONTHS AWAY... (The baby in there saying I NEED TO SEE MY DOCTOR AS SOON AS I CAN, SURELY THIS ISN'T NORMAL! WHAT IF I STAY THIS SIZE?!)

    20

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Julie

    Julie

    Julie: You're like two people. One is like a kid. Doesn't know how to dance, doesn't know how to make love. That's the one I cared about. But the other one, the other one I hate. The one who knows, the one who has this wrapdown, who knows how to run drugs, who kills people!

    20

    over 2 years ago
    Masashige

    Masashige

    Uh guy’s who put Totem poles in the Fushimi Inari

    20

    over 2 years ago
    Fem Ranma

    Fem Ranma

    Yeah lay off will you I’m a guy

    20

    almost 2 years ago
    Sharon Shreck

    Sharon Shreck

    Oh hello I’m Sharon Shreck the adopted daughter of Max Shreck pleasure to meet you Bruce Wayne correct

    20

    about 2 years ago
    Lonna

    Lonna

    Aloha I’m Lonna wife of king Kalaniʻōpuʻu nice to meet you

    20

    almost 3 years ago
    My Turkish wife

    My Turkish wife

    Hello my Texan wife

    19

    about 3 years ago
    My kumeyaay daughter

    My kumeyaay daughter

    The kumeyaay girl is scared of a Spaniard like me

    19

    about 3 years ago
    Jasmine

    Jasmine

    Hi I’m prisonerorsavior also known as jasmine

    19

    about 3 years ago
    Olentzero

    Olentzero

    Hello dear Mexican child

    19

    about 3 years ago
    Vixens Pregnancy Mo

    Vixens Pregnancy Mo

    (Someone isn’t in a good mood today.) Vixen: Rrggh. What? You got something to say? Well I’ll have you all know I had a rough night last night. Carrying these two is exhausting! I had to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes thanks to my sensitive bladder and there were a few times I didn’t make it to the bathroom and wet my bed! I barely got any sleep thanks to these two kicking me on the inside. How did my mom deal with this three times?!

    19

    about 1 year ago
    Amazonian wife

    Amazonian wife

    Oh my gaucho husband being sercomsized is part of Amazonian Brazilian culture love

    18

    over 2 years ago
    Angel

    Angel

    Hello their basque little boy

    18

    about 3 years ago
    Wolf tribe

    Wolf tribe

    The wolf tribe of Mexico 🇲🇽 chieftess gives birth

    18

    about 3 years ago
    First to Drop

    First to Drop

    Krystal: Oh definitely, he's riding low for sure- Oh! And ticklish too! Loona: *Omph* I'll say, big guy is out of space in there and banging on the door... Jennifer: Doesn't she feel like she's dropped Krystal? She's going to be the first to give birth for sure!

    18

    over 2 years ago
    The big day

    The big day

    Toga: There, there.. Mama's got you. I'm gonna make sure you'll always feel loved- No matter how weird you turn out to be.. The baby: waaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa

    18

    almost 2 years ago
    Bletch and Trevor

    Bletch and Trevor

    Trevor: oh sir looks like the squirrel is the snitch on our hands

    18

    about 3 years ago
    Zazies wife

    Zazies wife

    Oh zazie you’ve finally returned home welcome back to Kenya 🇰🇪 my love our baby missed you while you were away

    18

    almost 3 years ago
    My lizard wife

    My lizard wife

    Honey get this kid out of me huff huff huff huff huff huff huff huff

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    Pregnant tof

    Pregnant tof

    Me: CHIEF… YOUR CONTRACTIONS SEEM REALLY CLOSE... SHOULDN'T YOU GET TO A HOSPITAL э THIS KID IS GONNA HAVE TO *HUFF* WAIT, WE STILL HAVE A PERP TO CATCH! BUT.... THE LAW DOESN'T GET PUT ON HOLD FOR A BABY, CADET!

    17

    over 2 years ago
    Communist Germany

    Communist Germany

    It’s communism in Germany and a German woman just gave birth to a baby girl

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    My parents

    My parents

    September 27th I was born into the world as a fire element and my mom and dad were fire elements themselves and they’ve lived in animalville for years

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    Jimmy

    Jimmy

    Babe I’m hoping I don’t anything i regret

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    Videls Surprise

    Videls Surprise

    Videl: ?!? IS MY BELLY GETTING BIGGER?!…WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

    17

    over 2 years ago
    Spaniard and Nigeria

    Spaniard and Nigeria

    Nigerian wife: honey my water broke Spaniard wife: mine too mi amor

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    Crossover RP

    Crossover RP

    Moxy ox ugly dog lucky bat and the others wake up in Hollywood

    17

    about 3 years ago
    Juan

    Juan

    It’s Sunny Spain in the 1970s and Juan’s friend Jesús tells him what happened on the news

    17

    almost 3 years ago
    Lady liberty and unc

    Lady liberty and unc

    Hello there I’m lady liberty and I’m Uncle Sam

    16

    about 3 years ago
    Female Uncle Sam

    Female Uncle Sam

    Hello Daniel I’m female Uncle Sam

    16

    about 3 years ago
    My Chicano daughter

    My Chicano daughter

    Hola dad

    16

    about 3 years ago
    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife brought her kid I greet her but she instantly runs away from me because I’m Spaniard

    16

    about 3 years ago
    Mai Valentine

    Mai Valentine

    Buruma Mai Valentine is in retroville with female yugi

    16

    almost 3 years ago
    My wolf wife

    My wolf wife

    Her water breaks and says in a calm seductive voice honey my water broke 😏

    16

    almost 3 years ago
    Zac and Reyna

    Zac and Reyna

    Sayaka: IT'S SO SMALL AND ADORABLE, IT'S JUST LIKE YOU, Maru. Maru: WELCOME TO THE WORLD, ZAC. I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE ADVENTURES WITH YOU, MY BOY McQueen: i can’t believe it a brother Karu: MY NEPHEW HAS BEEN BORN! Mater: we gotta a brother Sayaka: Shhhh THE BABY IS SLEEPING, Karu and Mater Maru: that was fast Karu: HELLO ZAC. I'M YOUR UNCIE TAILS. Mater: I’m mater you’re brother Maru: SWEET DREAMS, RAYNA. Zac: WUAAA! Maru: Sai, ZAC WON'T STOP CRYING. WHAT SHOULD I DO... SAVE ME?

    16

    about 2 years ago
    Kenyan couple

    Kenyan couple

    Scar your coming with me and my wife were going to sell you to a Chinese merchant

    16

    over 2 years ago
    My two gfs

    My two gfs

    Can you see my number? Wow 40 inches! What's mine? 43! Dang sir that's, a lot

    16

    over 2 years ago
    Marilyn Monroe

    Marilyn Monroe

    Narration: i had f*ck Ed do many guy’s with seduction but to give one a life... is truly the greatest blessing Marilyn menroe: thank you... for being born Her adopted son: waaaaaaaaaa

    16

    over 2 years ago
    My Fijian wife

    My Fijian wife

    I’m pregnant and your the mom

    16

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Ms clowns story

    Ms clowns story

    Okay so this is the story of how my mother gave birth to me

    16

    almost 3 years ago
    Maori priest

    Maori priest

    The Māori priest sees British pastors

    16

    about 3 years ago
    Mixxie Falls In Love

    Mixxie Falls In Love

    My friends: It so good to see you, your outfit remains me of your father. Mixxie: Uh, what's going on?and Who's that handsome devil? Blake: Thanks aunt Millie, just a wanted to have a outfit similar to his. My other son: Who put those letters and numbers there?

    16

    over 2 years ago
    Galicia

    Galicia

    Ola I’m Galicia

    16

    about 3 years ago
    Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    Diana visits dhalsim hello she says um are you dhalsim

    16

    about 3 years ago
    My Portuguese wife

    My Portuguese wife

    Honey mi amor my water broke

    16

    almost 3 years ago
    My Spaniard daughter

    My Spaniard daughter

    JESUCRISTO! ¿QUÉ DEMONIOS TE PASAZ ¿PRO QUÉ PENSASTE QUE ERA UNA BUENA IDEAZ SERÁ MEJOR QUE LO ARREGLES ANTES DE QUE TE META MI *** EN TU ***!

    16

    over 2 years ago
    Baking for the babie

    Baking for the babie

    (Braixen decided to do some baking and made some pokepuffs for the whole family and anyone else who wants one. But her little ones were getting antsy and wanted some too) Braixen: *giggling* Settle down my little ones, Mommy is baking right now. Eevee: What for you make Mommy? Braixen: Oh hi there Eevee. I baked us some delicious pokepuffs for all of us. You can have one in just a few minutes, they need to cool down some first.

    16

    about 1 year ago
    Protestant and Catho

    Protestant and Catho

    Protestant: Hey babe Catholic: hey babe

    15

    about 3 years ago
    Annora the XV

    Annora the XV

    Annora the XV: You Anselm and Claus are monsters you think just because you can kill innocent Jews it’s ok to get away with it

    15

    about 2 years ago
    Lesbian grease

    Lesbian grease

    My lesbian girlfriend friend sings a love song

    15

    about 3 years ago
    My Inuit wife

    My Inuit wife

    My love what’s wrong we have a veteran guest Jeremy: yeah why do you have a serious face

    15

    about 3 years ago
    My ancient Briton wi

    My ancient Briton wi

    Oh honey look at our kid

    15

    about 3 years ago
    Chucho

    Chucho

    Look babe I get it I start stuff with people but I won’t let people fuck with me

    14

    almost 3 years ago
    Date Night 1

    Date Night 1

    Aubrey O’hare: Hey there. You look a little lonely. Random guy: Why, as a matter of fact... (Sees her pregnant belly and adopted daughter which is clown Cleo from clone high) Random guy: I, uhh... have to go meet friends... (He says leaving her) (Then she says to her adopted daughter) Aubrey O’hare: Why won’t guys talk to me sweetie 😒

    14

    6 days ago
    First to Drop 2

    First to Drop 2

    Krystal: Err... Yeah I think she's got us beat there Jen ahhahaha Loona: Yeah well at least I only have one pup to push out. Good luck walking straight after your birth ladies~!

    14

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Hawaiian wife

    My Hawaiian wife

    He made this! (She says while she’s pregnant) Her new husband: I made this~

    14

    over 2 years ago
    Elroy Jetson

    Elroy Jetson

    Woah dad is that a Time Machine

    14

    almost 3 years ago
    Stoutland

    Stoutland

    Stoutland Stoutland (it says as it’s trying to scare the Ursaring away)

    14

    over 1 year ago
    Stan smith

    Stan smith

    Alright family i will have to take Santa’s place even though we’re a family of snowmen and we gotta figure out how to get this a baby human somewhere

    14

    over 1 year ago
    My buhhdist wife

    My buhhdist wife

    My wife is putting buhhdist idols on each place

    14

    about 3 years ago
    Bletch

    Bletch

    Nutty is pin to the wall by Bletch

    14

    about 3 years ago
    Gasteritas

    Gasteritas

    Hey there how is your life with no spicy food

    14

    about 3 years ago
    Basque shepherd

    Basque shepherd

    I see a basque immigrant with sheep

    14

    about 3 years ago
    Muhammad

    Muhammad

    Asalam u lakum I’m from Egypt

    13

    about 3 years ago
    My Aztec mom

    My Aztec mom

    Oh baby Jesus looks so cute

    13

    about 3 years ago
    Tighten

    Tighten

    It’s time for you to feel the wrath of titan

    13

    almost 3 years ago
    Louis mother

    Louis mother

    Son I’m worried about you you’re my Native American son and you decide to threaten a boy at school

    13

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife jiro

    My wife jiro

    WHOA, YOU LIKE THAT ONE EH KIDDOS? НЕН, МЕ ТОО!

    13

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Gumbo goddess

    Gumbo goddess

    Hello there I’m glad I saved you

    13

    about 3 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    Me: You know they say it ain't easy lovin' the same woman forever Wish you luck on finding the good one on your heart's endeavor Nothing is easy Love isn't easy as it seems My wife: Ooohh... I think I over did it, Lucid K I don't think I'm gonna mid night snack anymore. I'm so stuffed and the babies kicking isn't helping. Can you help me to bed, sweetie. Me: Yes dear!

    13

    over 2 years ago
    Doobus Goobus

    Doobus Goobus

    Doobus eats his Pringles until crisp rat appears

    13

    almost 3 years ago
    Butterscotchs Bite

    Butterscotchs Bite

    (The girls came back from the forest. However, butterscotch got hurt while in there. She’s been bitten.) Blaze: Oh my gosh Butterscotch, are you alright? Fyro: What happened to your tail? Butterscotch: I saw Jamie in the forest and then she-(voice breaking) she- Blaze: What happened? Butterscotch: I tried to show my scouts she’s friendly but she attacked us (broke into tears) bit me on my tail!! (cries loudly) Blaze: Fyro, go get our scoutmaster! Our sister needs help! Fyro: Ok, BRB. (left to go find Roxi)

    13

    about 1 year ago
    Baby superpower idea

    Baby superpower idea

    (It’s time for another activity.) Vixen: Mom, what’s this? Brinnaroo: I figured since you have superpowers, it might be a good idea for people to guess what powers your twins are going to have. Vixen: Oh. Brinnaroo: Get those party guests in here and I’ll be right back. Someone here needs a nap. Dupy: Mm? Brinnaroo: Yeah, that’s right. You need a nap little guy.

    13

    12 months ago
    Maori emperess

    Maori emperess

    The emperess sees the mafia

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Freedom

    Freedom

    Hello Daniel I’m freedom the great person of America 🇺🇸

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Female rocky

    Female rocky

    Hey I’m female rocky balboa

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Native American boxe

    Native American boxe

    Hey babe my stomach is huge

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Pencil junkie

    Pencil junkie

    Hi I’m pencil junkie

    12

    about 3 years ago
    My celtiberian wife

    My celtiberian wife

    Oh honey you’re covered in blood 🩸 what happened

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Astro and Elroy

    Astro and Elroy

    Astro and Elroy see Pochita and Denji

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Izanagi wife

    Izanagi wife

    Izanagis wife sees him burning the jinns book

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Ritchie valens mom

    Ritchie valens mom

    A man knocks on Ritchie’s parents door

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    The OHares The OHare

    The OHares The OHare

    Maeve O’hare: Mama Lisa! And your girlfriend l've heard so much about! (Turns to Lisa’s friend) Maeve O’hare: And you're the young man who... (Then Megan said) Megan O’hare: MAN? WHERE!? Julia: Christ, mom. Chill... (Info Megan O'Hare Jack's sister 40-ish Julia O'Hare Megan's Daughter Mid teens Both pregnant and single) Megan: Oh, he's a teenager... Lisa’s friend: Hi, um… Megan O’hare: Julia, you can have him! Julia O’hare: Jesus,mom! Don't just shove guys at me! Sorry, bro...😳❤️❤️

    12

    3 months ago
    Dubois

    Dubois

    Oh honey Misiour are you sure i can do źis

    12

    over 2 years ago
    My  Calgary wife

    My Calgary wife

    Hello my New Foundland wife

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    3 Irish ghosts

    3 Irish ghosts

    Come settle down as we tell our tale One that we hope would serve you well Though you may fall in dismay, we hope and we pray That your dark clouds will go away many men had dealed with the man of hell Light can still be seen Keep your head way up high And you'll fly up into the sky don’t be afraid of us dear boyo

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    My German shepherd w

    My German shepherd w

    My German shepherd wife’s giving birth

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    Sakura

    Sakura

    Stacy why would you beat up Scott 🥺

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    Aoi asahina

    Aoi asahina

    I can’t believe it Sakura he’s so precious

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    Anxiety

    Anxiety

    Look i just don’t think you should have a lot of friends sometimes

    12

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Mai Valentine and ci

    Mai Valentine and ci

    Oh if it isn’t Cindy vortex mad that I’m taking all the guys

    12

    3 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    Grandmother Fa

    Grandmother Fa

    Oh great ancestors please look after Mulan and keep her safe and hopefully all of the places Mulan is raised and trained in she’ll be protected and heroic but please don’t have her transform into the mighty great ape she’ll reek havoc on the land that is the earth all i asks is that you keep her safe please

    12

    almost 2 years ago
    Phoebe

    Phoebe

    Hey Daniel and Asad

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    Leah

    Leah

    That was a night Malachichi

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Joseph Urquieta

    Joseph Urquieta

    Who are you

    12

    about 3 years ago
    Donna

    Donna

    Hey Babe I heard about you and your dad you ok

    12

    almost 3 years ago
    Bridgette

    Bridgette

    Gary: Oh Bridgette~! Bridgette: Any day now~

    12

    2 likes

    almost 2 years ago
    The birth of scraps

    The birth of scraps

    Description (It's now August. Goob and scraps woke up in the morning in their room.) Scraps: Good morning, little bro. Goob: Good morning, scraps. Scraps: Now, since it's August 5 days ago, I get to see my triplet kittens. Goob: I can't believe I'm going to be an uncle! Scraps: I know. let me just get up and start my d- (Suddenly, scraps felt her kittens moving too much and cramps. She had strong contractions. Scraps must be into labor like now.) Scraps: Ow. Oh my god. please calm down - Aaah! Goob: Scraps? Are you ok? (Goob realized that his big sis, scraps was going into labor.) Goob: Uh, oh... (So goob took care of scraps while into labor and tisha walks in) Tisha: Hi Goob. It's nice to see you. How's it going? Goob: Uh, Tisha? I think my big sister, scraps, was going into labor right now! (Tisha was shocked) Tisha: Oh no... Don't worry, scraps! I'm gonna get help!

    12

    12 months ago
    Say Hi to Grandma Da

    Say Hi to Grandma Da

    (With 2 weeks until birth, Abigail has really grown to her peak. She can easily pop at any day. Her mother is feeling her daughter's belly and seems the pups know who is there and clearly they like her already.) Abigail: They seem so active today Mom. Her mom: Well it’s maybe cause they feel good vibes. In other words i guess they feel there grandma and they like me already

    12

    10 months ago
    Basque woman

    Basque woman

    Kaixo Native American boy

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Yama and Kali

    Yama and Kali

    Hey babe me and Kali are having kids and you’re the father

    11

    about 3 years ago
    King and Queen of Sp

    King and Queen of Sp

    The king and queen of Spain 🇪🇸 see michiru a basque Tanuki

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Chieftess husky

    Chieftess husky

    Darling please don’t get even more mad i don’t want you to be killed out there and i might have no husband to be here for our baby when he’s born

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    An angel

    An angel

    An Irish Druid sees a cherub being held by his mother

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Mr dictator

    Mr dictator

    Mr dictator introduces you to the characters

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Her brother

    Her brother

    Her Turkish brother looks at me in a New Jersey serious face

    11

    about 3 years ago
    My Babylonian wife

    My Babylonian wife

    My Babylonian wife is the most beautiful woman who married a Israelite man like me

    11

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My lion wife

    My lion wife

    Yawns hello my love I’m pregnant with your cubs

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    Great Husky

    Great Husky

    Those angels will pay for what they did great coyote

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    Shela the German she

    Shela the German she

    I’m pregnant and your the father

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    Hua Li

    Hua Li

    Fa Zhou my water broke huff huff i can’t hold it much longer Fa Zhou let’s just give birth on Chinese New Year 🧧 my water is already broken 😮‍💨

    11

    about 2 years ago
    Iba

    Iba

    Hello I’m Iba a Persian wolf 🐺 Barbarian

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Lulu

    Lulu

    Come on mala let’s cuddle like real lesbians

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife Violet

    My wife Violet

    Violet: Happy moms Violet’s son: (playing on Baby bump to include sister Toy he got for x-mus)

    11

    over 2 years ago
    Keikos mom

    Keikos mom

    Hey yusuke babe when you picking me up 😚😚

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    Religious Japan

    Religious Japan

    A Christian woman gives birth to a beautiful baby girl and a Japanese samurai comes in the delivery room

    11

    almost 3 years ago
    My girlfriend

    My girlfriend

    Ugh! Com' on stupid hoodie! just bought this last week! No way my belly's gotten bigger!

    11

    almost 2 years ago
    My basque friend

    My basque friend

    Uh what are you celebrating

    11

    about 3 years ago
    My Algonquian wife

    My Algonquian wife

    Hey honey I’m pregnant

    11

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Charlotte

    Charlotte

    Charlotte: Kyle don’t stand up to these guys they’re pimps from New Jersey

    11

    about 2 years ago
    Misako

    Misako

    Misako will fight kangoo the kangaroo

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Maria

    Maria

    Maria runs from the start of the ice age and tells shadow he needs to leave

    11

    about 3 years ago
    Their coming

    Their coming

    (Both Braixen and Eevee were fast asleep in the living room. Suddenly, Braixen was feeling a sharp pain in her stomach making her groan that woke up her daughter.) Eevee: You okay mommy? Braixen(hiding her pain): It's nothing sweetie. I'm sure it'll go away soon. (At least she hoped so, but she was wrong, the pain was getting worse and she started breathing heavily.) Eevee, I need you to get up right now and- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Braixen released a really strong cry of pain and clutched her stomach as Eevee hopped off and onto the floor. She was getting worried about her mother, then she saw something wet running down her chair and on the floor making a puddle.) Eevee: What's wrong mommy? Braixen: I need you to run upstairs and get your other mother now!! And hurry!! (Eevee quickly ran out to find her other mom and came back with her a few seconds later.) Susan: I'm here and- (He stopped mid-sentence as he saw Braixen in a lot of pain and the puddle she made around her chair.) Oh my goodness! Are you- Susan(winced): Yes, get me to the hospital now! The babies are coming! Susan: Now? You're not due for another two weeks! It's too early! Braixen: Oh yeah, you want to tell that to them? Susan: Ok, we'll get in no time at all. Eevee let's go! We're about to have four new members of this family right now! (The three of them got into the sewing and fly straight to the hospital.) (Well it's finally happening, Braixen has gone into labor and she's off to the hospital to have her kits. Wish her luck on her delivery and if anyone wants to come so you can see her newborns. Get to the hospital right now!)

    11

    1 like

    2 months ago
    My cheerleader girlf

    My cheerleader girlf

    Hey babe I’m pregnant and your the mom because we’re lesbian

    10

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My great uncle

    My great uncle

    My great great uncle is from Catalan

    10

    about 3 years ago
    My hillbilly family

    My hillbilly family

    My dad: son!!!! why did your school called me and your mother saying you went off on a boy at school My mom: indeed son we raised you better than this My siblings: yeah big bro why are you going off on people

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    My Spaniard wife

    My Spaniard wife

    Honey why are you drunk

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Patricia the eagle

    Patricia the eagle

    Hey you got me pregnant and your a dad now

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Queen Victoria

    Queen Victoria

    Queen Victoria notices Māori priest’s angry at their religious rules

    10

    about 3 years ago
    Ginzus wife

    Ginzus wife

    C'mon what are you waiting for slap this big belly here! His daughter: Mama, why is your tummy so big? How did they get in your tummy mama? My wife: Uhh.. Why don't we tell you when your a bit older and It's because your brothers and sisters are growing in there.

    10

    over 2 years ago
    schadenfreude

    schadenfreude

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you’re cries of pain amuse me Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    10

    over 2 years ago
    My goddess wife

    My goddess wife

    What an interesting specimen you are~ 😏

    10

    over 2 years ago
    Gyro

    Gyro

    Oh it’s you go be with shawarma since you love her Daniel

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Me and my basque fat

    Me and my basque fat

    Hey son I just wanted to say I’m sorry i didn’t mean to hurt you or get you angry or anything like that

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Queen Bradley

    Queen Bradley

    Edwina is still on the ground while Queen Bradley is standing in front of her

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Ellis island

    Ellis island

    An Italian couple find a baby from Atlantis

    10

    about 3 years ago
    My new foundland wif

    My new foundland wif

    Hello my Calgary wife

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    My great cousin

    My great cousin

    My great great cousin looks at me in tears

    10

    about 3 years ago
    Freudenfreude

    Freudenfreude

    Guten Tag Schadenfreude ☺️

    10

    over 2 years ago
    Simbas mom

    Simbas mom

    Mufasa come meet your new cub honey

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Angel family

    Angel family

    Edwina wakes up in nazerithe in Israel 🇮🇱

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Shirou

    Shirou

    Shirou meets the tanners And Alf

    10

    about 3 years ago
    One eyed Willie

    One eyed Willie

    Alright boyos time to walk the plank in ye Irish ship this the end of the line for you

    10

    almost 3 years ago
    Wanna beep beep a pr

    Wanna beep beep a pr

    Leggy: Hey there Mr human, you ever wanna beep beep a preggy sheep? Me: Watch my hands jennifer, look look see see where they are!? See no touchy! Jennifer: AAAAAAAARG!? Me: I swear she made the first move! Leggy: Oh your mate can join in too, I do love a bad bad wolf Jennifer: AAAAAAAARG!!!

    10

    7 months ago
    Asking Jamie on a da

    Asking Jamie on a da

    (It's been a couple of months and ever since James had a crush on Jamie, his genderbent counterpart, he's been seeing her a lot more often and also kept his identity a secret. It looks like James is about to do something he's never done before. He's going to ask Jamie out on a date. I know they're both still a little young, but you gotta give him props for this.) Brenon: All set my little angel? Jamie: Yes daddy. I'm a little bit nervous though. Foxy: It's ok, lots of people get nervous but it's perfectly normal. *knock knock* Brenon: I'll get it! (Opens the door and saw James standing there with a red rose and a blue bowtie. James: H-Hello. Foxy: Good to see you again James. I take it you're here to see our daughter Jamie. James: *nervous* Mmhm, and I-I brought this for her. Jamie: Aww James thank you. It's beautiful! James: I-i was also wondering i-if y-you ummm would l-like to g-go on a d-d-date with me? I-if your parents are f-fine with it. Jamie: Can I mom and dad? Please? Brenon: Well... Ok, but don't stay out too long. Foxy: Have fun you two!

    10

    about 1 year ago
    Jodis New Puppies

    Jodis New Puppies

    (Well it’s been a long nine months along with a zombie apocalypse, but it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Jodi has brought three healthy little pups into this world. Meet Tyler, Boris, and her little girl Brianna. However, she’s still hooked to her mother with the umbilical cord. It was a long and very painful labor but it was all worth it in the end.) Jodi: (sniffling) Oh Brennon, they’re beautiful! I’m finally mom! Brennon: (tearing up) I know and it was all worth it in the end. Xeno: Wow, Eclipse is so proud of you! Congrats on the new puppies. I can’t wait for Giorgia and I to have little ones of our own. Jodi: They’re so cute when they’re asleep. (kisses her daughter on the forehead) Welcome to the world my sweet little pups!

    10

    12 months ago
    Ultrasound Shenaniga

    Ultrasound Shenaniga

    Myrtle: Wow, your babies are active today, Tanya. Tanya: I know, right? They're taking after their mommy.

    10

    7 months ago
    Sophia

    Sophia

    (Sophia made breakfast and she sees you up and she tells you that she made breakfast she said to you while she was pregnant) Good morning honey I’ve made some breakfast for us for us. Do you want cream with your coffee

    10

    2 months ago
    Shay John

    Shay John

    Hi I’m shay St. John

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Kinato

    Kinato

    Move over Latin boy the Hawaiian girl is mine in the name of Japan 🇯🇵

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    Madame

    Madame

    Hey there lesbian girl

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Michirus father

    Michirus father

    Kaixo I’m Michirus father

    9

    about 3 years ago
    My Gaulish wife

    My Gaulish wife

    I’m a Roman woman with my Gaulish wife and her family

    9

    about 3 years ago
    My Maori wife

    My Maori wife

    Hey babe the little guy was just born

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Lisa

    Lisa

    Uh where am I and what’s with the wings and horns and tail

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    My Cajun wife

    My Cajun wife

    Honey why the hell yo ass drunk baby we talked about this now

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    The mafia emperor

    The mafia emperor

    Al Capone sees Māori priest out rage of his rule over the Māori people

    9

    about 3 years ago
    My pregnant wife

    My pregnant wife

    Babe my hormones are acting up

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    aboriginal wife

    aboriginal wife

    Oh hello love i just popped out the little mate I’m glad I married a Native American man like you

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    Mean bean zone

    Mean bean zone

    Hi I’m mean from mean bean zone

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Muzan meets the forg

    Muzan meets the forg

    Muzan sees Anya’s wolf 🐺 pup adopted sister as a baby

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Rosie the robot maid

    Rosie the robot maid

    Oh Louis Mr J and the family are going to every timeline and they wanted us to keep the house clean

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    My Spaniard family

    My Spaniard family

    Mijo the gods look nice along with baby Jesus

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Gobo mom

    Gobo mom

    Hey my wolf 🐺 pup

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Mcfinican

    Mcfinican

    Dia dhuit my friend I’m from Ireland 🇮🇪 while my wife is from England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Confederacy

    Confederacy

    Why are you singing liberty songs

    9

    about 3 years ago
    My family

    My family

    This is the story of how a basque person like me was adopted by a Mexican family in Texas

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Female yugi

    Female yugi

    Sighs i hope this new yugioh card will fulfill my attempts

    9

    2 likes

    almost 3 years ago
    My Italian daughter

    My Italian daughter

    Hey mom what was it you wanted me and you to talk about

    9

    almost 3 years ago
    Abobo

    Abobo

    Announcer: we abobo vs hoppy

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Mansu

    Mansu

    Hello I’m mansu Iba’s mobad

    9

    about 3 years ago
    Anti black dynamite

    Anti black dynamite

    Hello black dynamite missed our rivalry much

    8

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Byzantine Empire

    Byzantine Empire

    The priest tell the emperor that the Muslims have invaded Jerusalem

    8

    about 3 years ago
    America

    America

    Imperial Japan 🇯🇵 what do you want I told you I’m with Soviet Union now and he got me pregnant

    8

    about 2 years ago
    Jimmy savile

    Jimmy savile

    Hello chap I’m here for the interview

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Hot Cheetos

    Hot Cheetos

    Oh hey you still have that gasteritas huh

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Debbies love story

    Debbies love story

    Jen: KRYSTAL YOU LOOK AMAZING IN THAT DRESS! OH GIRL IM THERE WITH YOU, JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS FOR THE BOTH OF US~ Krystal: THANKS! IT'S ABOUT THE ONLY CUTE THING THAT FITS ME THESE DAYS I CAN WEAR IN PUBLIC. COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS TILL' WE GET TO SEE WHO THEY LOOK LIKE! I HOPE ONE HAS MARCS HAIR. Logan: TELL YOU WHAT MARC, I LOVE THIS OLD GRILL BUT ABOUT TIME I NEED TO UPGRADE. FAMILY BBQS AIN'T SMALL, ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR TRIPLETS AND MY TWINS. MY CAR AND JEN'S SEDAN WILL DO FOR NOW, BUT WE'LL DEFINITLY HAVE TO TRADE IN FOR A SUV SOON Mark: I HEAR YA LOGAN, WE COULDN'T BUY ANYTHING BUT A MINIVAN BECAUSE OF THE TRIPLETS. IT'S BIG AND ROOMY, THE WHOLE 9 YARDS

    8

    almost 2 years ago
    Feilins girlfriend

    Feilins girlfriend

    Hello my Chinese opra singer girlfriend welcome back my love

    8

    almost 3 years ago
    Buffalo wings

    Buffalo wings

    Hey babe she says with tears in her eyes

    8

    almost 3 years ago
    My creole wife

    My creole wife

    Honey why the hell yo ass drunk child

    8

    almost 3 years ago
    My hot wife

    My hot wife

    Honey my water broke she says in a seductive voice

    8

    almost 3 years ago
    Ermoza

    Ermoza

    Honey it’s time to briss the baby would you like to do the honors

    8

    about 2 years ago
    Chelnov

    Chelnov

    (Sighs) it’s no use rose I’m never going to be in a society where all I see is life on earth

    8

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My Moroccan wife

    My Moroccan wife

    Babe I’m going in to labor

    8

    almost 3 years ago
    My Shinto girlfriend

    My Shinto girlfriend

    Hey my catholic girlfriend

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Kringle people

    Kringle people

    Tanta Kringle: well it’s a boy dear elves Gaurd 1: it is Ms Tanta Kringle

    8

    over 2 years ago
    Islam

    Islam

    My auntie Islam ☪️ reacts to drag queens

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Her father

    Her father

    Her Turkish father looks at me as if he doesn’t like me

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Her Turkish uncle

    Her Turkish uncle

    Merhaba my niece tells me you’re from Texas correct

    8

    about 3 years ago
    The second apocalyps

    The second apocalyps

    Your a basque setter during the California mission

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Buzz lighyear

    Buzz lighyear

    Hmm I’ve never seen a toy like this

    8

    almost 2 years ago
    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife

    My kumeyaay wife held our daughter in our arms

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Himari

    Himari

    Himari: honey it’s not what it looks like Haru: indeed

    8

    about 2 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    I think I should have bought a size up more... and it’s cause I’m pregnant

    8

    over 1 year ago
    Yamada

    Yamada

    Announcer we have Yamada vs Tiny

    8

    about 3 years ago
    Blake and Rudy

    Blake and Rudy

    Blake: RUDY, It's a conspiracy, a conspiracy ¡I tell you!!! Rudy: What conspiracy? Blake: Dallas.. Sallad! Rudy: Blake that's from old mlg meme Blake: RANDOM CONSPIRACY MUSIC

    8

    over 2 years ago
    Lyman

    Lyman

    Now I’ve got you two where do you think you’re going

    8

    over 2 years ago
    My wife power

    My wife power

    CURSE THAT FOOL DENJI! TAM NOT WITH CHILD, MINE BELLY IS NOT EVEN THAT BIG.. IT DOTH ACHE FIERCLY, PERHAPS I ATE A LITTLE TOO MUCH…

    8

    over 2 years ago
    The birth of scraps

    The birth of scraps

    (Cut to the hospital where goob tisha and scraps are in the delivery room. Scraps puts on a patient outfit to get ready) Scraps: Ooooh... I can't believe that my kittens are gonna be born. Goob: I know. in fact, the nurse is coming now. Tisha: You're gonna do super great, honey. Nurse bunbun: Okay. I'm here now. So scraps, sit down right here. (Scraps gets on the bed) Nurse bunbun: Okay. I know you're having triplets, and you chose original birth. So I'm gonna need you to spread your legs, okay? Scraps: Okay... (Scraps did) Nurse bunbun: Alright. let's get it started. When I say "push," you push. Got it? Scraps: Alright. Nurse bunbun: Okay. Ready? 1...2...3...Push! (Scraps pushes) Nurse bunbun: Come on now, scraps. You're almost there. Push! (Scraps pushes again as she groans in pain) Goob: Don't worry, Scraps. You'll be better soon. Tisha: Come on. You got this. Nurse bunbun: Keep pushing! (scraps pushes again, screaming in pain) Nurse bunbun: Oh! I can see the head! come on now! Tisha: I believe in you. (Scraps pushes again, and the 1st baby girl is coming out) Scraps: AAAAAAAAH!!!

    8

    12 months ago
    Lesbian

    Lesbian

    Hey Daniel

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Lgbtq

    Lgbtq

    Hey Daniel

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Fairy Dragon

    Fairy Dragon

    Hi I’m fairy dragon

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Fliqpy

    Fliqpy

    Hidei shoots everyone until she hears screaming

    7

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    Basque men and women

    Basque men and women

    Kaixo my friend I’m jesús and this is my lesbian friend Sophia

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Buck rogers

    Buck rogers

    Yo Malachichi sorry about your wife Julie you guys were the best hellhound lesbian couple

    7

    almost 3 years ago
    Asad

    Asad

    Yo Daniel what should we do

    7

    almost 3 years ago
    Shiro fox

    Shiro fox

    Hi I’m shiro fox

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Buhhdism

    Buhhdism

    Hey babe I’m pregnant

    7

    about 3 years ago
    My Smilodon wife

    My Smilodon wife

    I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH MY HORMONES ACTED UP WHILE I WAS PREGNANT. I WONDER WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I GOT KNOCKED UP AGAIN... .?

    7

    over 2 years ago
    Female yami

    Female yami

    Greetings I’m female yami the famous duelist in the world

    7

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Running water

    Running water

    Hao great warrior

    7

    about 3 years ago
    Tanta Kringle

    Tanta Kringle

    Tanta Kringle: Easy in there you two! Mommy will find something to snack on.

    7

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Baby Serenity

    Baby Serenity

    Waaaaa mama waaaa 🥺

    7

    over 1 year ago
    Lonna

    Lonna

    Hey Micfinigon my Irish husband

    7

    almost 3 years ago
    Pokemon trainers kid

    Pokemon trainers kid

    The baby: waaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa The father: 😔 He sees his dead wife on their bed

    7

    over 2 years ago
    Lin the deer

    Lin the deer

    Oh Tinny we’ll get back to our kid I promise

    7

    about 2 years ago
    Louis the butler

    Louis the butler

    Rosie what is this with you and jetson do you like him or something

    7

    almost 3 years ago
    The great alpha

    The great alpha

    C MON SWEETHEART, DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME.YET!!

    7

    over 2 years ago
    My Canadian moose

    My Canadian moose

    Darling why are we outside eh

    7

    almost 3 years ago
    Jorge

    Jorge

    Look I didn’t f*cking kill anyone alright so all of you can stop f*cking saying i am god damn it

    7

    about 2 years ago
    Isolation

    Isolation

    (Winnie is now a mom! After a long night, she has her pups in her arms.) Butch: Wow this is amazing. Winnie: "Sniff" I-I can't believe there really here. "Sniff" Oh hey everyone. "Sigh" I like you all to meet our children Tommy, Savannah and Sabrina. I'm such a lucky dog to have such healthy little ones. May God bless them. "Sniff" (she kisses her pup on the head) (A huge congrats to Winnie and Butch, our newest parents!!)

    7

    4 months ago
    Mother and Son momen

    Mother and Son momen

    (It's been two more months and Dusk Lycanroc/Rocky's mother has to take it easy for the next couple of months. As you can see, her stomach has gotten a little bit bigger the past few months. Rocky was a little curious and worried about his mother, but she keeps telling him everything will be ok and not to worry so much about her.) Dusk Lycanroc: Sweetie, it's really important that I talk to you about my condition that I'm in. *pets her son on the head* Now, you do know that there's a new baby on the way don't you? Rocky: When will the baby arrive? Dusk Lycanroc: In a couple of months or so. *to herself* Assuming it doesn't stay inside me for too long. Rocky: Where is the baby anyway? Dusk Lycanroc: Right here. (Places her paw on her belly.) You want to feel? Rocky: Ok. (He puts his paw on his mother's belly wanting to feel his brother or sister.) Wow, so how did the baby end up in your tummy mommy? Dusk Lycanroc: Uh sweetie, that's something you should ask again when you're older.

    7

    about 1 year ago
    Toshinori Yagi

    Toshinori Yagi

    What do you want me to say huh I didn’t know I’d f*ck up my stomach and respiratory system and now I have to return home with you nagging me all the time

    7

    about 1 month ago
    Communism

    Communism

    Hello Daniel you capitalist boy ready to go to Mexico 🇲🇽 you’re vacation

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Ellis island

    Ellis island

    Hello Daniel I’m Ellis island

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Archangel Michael

    Archangel Michael

    Hello there I’m the female archangel Michael

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Archangels

    Archangels

    A curandero notice the archangels

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Angel

    Angel

    The angel sees st Patrick in tears as he sees false gods making things worse

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Cohal

    Cohal

    Top of the morning to you I’m Cohal

    6

    about 3 years ago
    My Shinto friends

    My Shinto friends

    Hey um should we consume animals in buhhdism for Shintoist like us

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Edwina Elric

    Edwina Elric

    Hi I’m Edwina Elric a state alchemist I have a sister named Aleah nice to meet you

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    My coyote wife

    My coyote wife

    Hey babe let’s mate cause I want coyote pups

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Sayako

    Sayako

    Sayako: HEY THERE! I'M HERE TO SCHEDULE A BRAZILIAN BART-LIFT!

    6

    over 2 years ago
    My ringmaster mom

    My ringmaster mom

    Hello basque daughter time to do gypsy magic

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    My Argentinian dad

    My Argentinian dad

    Oye, hijo, qué música, Dios mío, hijo, ¿por qué escuchas música taiwanesa? No es un corrido argentino, es polinesio!

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Mermaid and Vampire

    Mermaid and Vampire

    Mermaid queen: hey you got me pregnant Vampire queen: yeah same with me

    6

    over 2 years ago
    Mike Haggars wife

    Mike Haggars wife

    Oh love Am I not allowed to walk freely in my undies? And besides, I don't see you complaining~ 😏

    6

    over 2 years ago
    My Baton Rouge wife

    My Baton Rouge wife

    Her: Babe I can't believe the suit still fits Me: I can't believe you had me pull out because you we’re bootyshorts Her: Hey, kids are expensive dear

    6

    over 2 years ago
    The great guardian

    The great guardian

    Young reploid you must help your greatness and even become the greatest Reploid of all

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Muhammad

    Muhammad

    Archangel izanagi and archangel Susanoo were walking and here crying over their

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Johnny quasar

    Johnny quasar

    Hi I’m Johnny quasar and I’m the prototype for jimmy neutron

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Idoia

    Idoia

    Hello I’m Idoia a basque Filipino

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Juanchero

    Juanchero

    Juan is a man with a dark past and you usually don’t have to worry about that because he doesn’t talk about often

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Luna the moon

    Luna the moon

    Why hello bear… wait your not the bear where’s the bear mouse

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    My Okinawan wife

    My Okinawan wife

    Krystal: It seems you've adapted to Cerinian culture quite well, my love. I say you look rather handsome in a loincloth. It's wonderful you are carrying on what is left of my people. And soon our children will do the same as well. Her new husband: was uneasy at first that I gotta wear a loincloth, but you get use to it after a while. Won't be long now

    6

    over 2 years ago
    Curry

    Curry

    Hey Daniel aka babe head what happened and I see your eating healthy she says with a mad face looking at the window

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    My Christian wife

    My Christian wife

    Sorry it took so long to bake these baklavas. It's gotten a lot harder to move around in the kitchen with this big belly in the way. Now how about some milk to go with these baklavas. I haven't found the time to pump them today

    6

    over 1 year ago
    My Texan wife

    My Texan wife

    Honey why the hell are you drunk it’s the freaking middle of the night in Texas gosh darn it

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Kiristen

    Kiristen

    Hey Daniel and Asad what are we doing here

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Susie Levi

    Susie Levi

    Kaito it’s been a while it’s been years since you left me and dad in New Jersey and I’m happy you’re home kaito

    6

    almost 2 years ago
    Meet the grandparent

    Meet the grandparent

    Kentaro: -HA!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ОН BOY... LOOK AT YOUR FACE MAN!! HAHAHA!! IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE OF COURSE IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU HAHAHA Fumiko: HONEY, THAT WASN'T FUNNY, Kentaro: oh McQueen I got ya something (he shows him a Japanese biker gang jacket)

    6

    about 2 years ago
    McQueens grandparent

    McQueens grandparent

    Fumiko: TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING, WE REALLY WANTED TO ACCOMPANY YOU ON THAT IMPORTANT DAY.. Sayaka: DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT MOM. IT WASN'T REALLY A BIG DEAL TO BE HONEST. EVERYTHING HAPPENED SO FAST THAT WE FORGOT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE. НАНAНА….

    6

    about 2 years ago
    Hercule Satan

    Hercule Satan

    Hello there brother I’m videls father Hercule Satan nice to meet you friend

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    The monk

    The monk

    The monk sees Māori shamans praying in their rongos

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Spawn

    Spawn

    Spawn: [cocks his gun] Then I'll play dirty

    6

    over 2 years ago
    Lesbian grease

    Lesbian grease

    Hey babe that’s our adopted baby

    6

    about 3 years ago
    Y sun

    Y sun

    Hi I’m y sun

    6

    about 3 years ago
    My basque father

    My basque father

    Son you made our basque culture look like a fool you dishonored our basque family in front of those Latinos out there

    6

    almost 3 years ago
    Heidi hippo

    Heidi hippo

    Heidi has homicidol thoughts and looks at flippy as Bletch

    6

    about 3 years ago
    The unknown in law

    The unknown in law

    Less then 2 months from her due date, Abigail wanted to hang with her mother while she can before taking on the responsibility of being a mother herself. While they were watching T.V, Dally notice her daughter was in tears. Wonder why? Dally: Haha that was funny huh Abby? Abigail: Yeah. "started to tear up" Dally: Abby what's wrong? Abigail: I was thinking about my due date and "sniff" Mommy I'm scared. Dally: Oh sweetie come closer here have a hanky. Abigail: "blowing nose" "Sniff" I don't know if I can handle it. "crying" Dally: Shhhh! Its ok honey. I know what its like. I said the exact same thing to your Dad when I was moments from going into labor and had you and your siblings. Its gonna be ok sweetie, I promise I will be there by your side Abby no matter what. "kiss on cheek" Abigail: "Sniff" Thanks Mom. I'm lucky to have a mom like you. Dally: And I'm lucky to have a daughter like you too.

    6

    4 months ago
    A Very Poor Choice o

    A Very Poor Choice o

    (The Easter bunny just told his the absolute worst thing anyone can ever say to a pregnant woman...) His wife: (sob sob sob) Her older daughter: Plesse dont cry ma Her little son: Yeah, mama. It'l be okay, don't worry Tooth fairy: Easter bunny you jerk why the hell Would You tell your wife to t**** Her pregnancy Like seriously, Whit the actual f*ck is wrong with you?!

    6

    about 1 year ago
    Lamaze Practice

    Lamaze Practice

    (Brinna is now practicing her lamaze breathing during her yoga time. Even though she's done this before, she's doing it again to relax herself and prepare for the birth of her triplets. Her kids are playing with the ball while she's doing her yoga routine and Layla and Lyle came to check in on their daughter.) Lyle: Hey sweetie, what are you up to? Brinna: My daily yoga routine. Layla: Is it safe? You don't want to risk your body and- (Paused as she remembers not to mention anything about Brinna's unborn triplets.) You know what! Brinna: I'm fine mom! He He Ho! I'm practicing my lamaze breathing since I'm due very soon. And besides, he he ho, it helps me relax. Lyle: Almost like the time we did this exercise honey! Before our daughter was born. Layla: Good times!

    6

    11 months ago
    Alfredo

    Alfredo

    Hey (sniffs) I heard you can’t eat spicy food so does that mean you can’t eat me chicken Alfredo am I spicy

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Sally

    Sally

    Jack Taking over Christmas is no way to fill the gaping hole you feel inside.

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Samurai guard

    Samurai guard

    The samurai is told by the Māori about the Spanish Catholics

    5

    about 3 years ago
    My Hawaiian wife

    My Hawaiian wife

    Hello my Filipino wife

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Catholic

    Catholic

    Hey babe

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Louisa

    Louisa

    Hey love wanna mate while I’m in my hooters outfit

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Noize

    Noize

    Announcer we have noise vs nanaman

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Shorts

    Shorts

    Hey lesbian babe want to feel my shorts

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Mr Chang

    Mr Chang

    Halo I’m Mr Chang

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Stonewall riots

    Stonewall riots

    Stonewall riots looks at the window

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Cruzs dad

    Cruzs dad

    JayShawn you touch my wife who’s in crutches 🩼 and ima rock yo shit b*tch

    5

    over 2 years ago
    Maria

    Maria

    Maria is a Spaniard journalist who is taking pictures in Cambodia along with Jesús

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Mr blobby

    Mr blobby

    Blobby blobby he says while entering Mr dictator’s house

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Rhino and Noah

    Rhino and Noah

    Yo what up

    5

    about 3 years ago
    New Jersey

    New Jersey

    Oh so you cheat on me with New York City

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Suki

    Suki

    Love are you going to make it on time to see our baby girl

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Squirrel monkey

    Squirrel monkey

    Hey cutie I’m a squirrel monkey and I’m hot and sexy

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Silver Fox

    Silver Fox

    Logan! You're not an animal. ...

    5

    over 2 years ago
    Sadie

    Sadie

    Look Devon I’ve given you two many chances you walked out on me and you’re adopted kid and you’re almost on the verge of killing this baby that we’re inside of because you decided to mess up everything I’m so sick of this

    5

    almost 2 years ago
    Hot Jewish secretary

    Hot Jewish secretary

    Hello, boss. 😏

    5

    over 2 years ago
    My Japanese wife

    My Japanese wife

    I don't know if you guys can see how big my belly has gOtten! it's like a swallowed a whole melon or something i mean Come on, l've seen you staring. Go ahead and feel, it ain't gonna bite you! He's been kicking around here like the past hour~

    5

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    My wife Krystal

    My wife Krystal

    Oh I’m loving my little ones Only if there is three in there, like me~

    5

    2 likes

    over 2 years ago
    Clara

    Clara

    Hello dear chap I’m Clara

    5

    1 like

    about 3 years ago
    My Powhatan girlfrie

    My Powhatan girlfrie

    Hey babe it’s Christmas

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Don Rosier

    Don Rosier

    Pleasure to meet you Mr chick hicks I’m Don rosier the coach of Dinoco well use to but he fired me so I’m your coach now and I can make you more famous than Dinoco and McQueen what do ya say kid

    5

    about 2 years ago
    Blue heat takis

    Blue heat takis

    Hey Daniel I heard what happened and I’m always with you too

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Duckman

    Duckman

    Duckman: Somewhere, somehow that wolf pup got chewed up and spit back out. ...

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    My Catalonian wife

    My Catalonian wife

    (My wife call’s and says honey the baby is crying can you come please)

    5

    over 2 years ago
    Ataru Moroboshi

    Ataru Moroboshi

    Love it’s not what it looks like 😳

    5

    almost 2 years ago
    Netasha

    Netasha

    (It’s the 1800s and a ring master by the name of Shamace Malcolm sees a mysterious woman by the name of Netasha the human lemur due to her tail like appearance)

    5

    about 2 years ago
    Ms chef

    Ms chef

    Hey Garfield I’m Ms chef the wolf

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Wizardcakez

    Wizardcakez

    Hi I’m bob or wizard cakez

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Louis

    Louis

    Come on mijos don’t you wanna see my shed hahahaha hahaha hahahaha

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Hawk

    Hawk

    Hawk finds Elizabeth the first (Elizabeth the first is a hellhound pup)

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Lonnie

    Lonnie

    Hello I’m Lonnie from Easter island 🗿

    5

    about 3 years ago
    My Turkish wife

    My Turkish wife

    My Turkish wife sees me looking at a picture of her father

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Litten

    Litten

    Oh you’re here I’m not going back there not after what Wizardmodius said I miss Stoutland and it’s not the same without him

    5

    almost 2 years ago
    Female yugi

    Female yugi

    Hello I’m female yugi a duelist of the great yugioh cards

    5

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Cailleach goddess

    Cailleach goddess

    The winter goddess sees st Patrick and tells him what’s wrong

    5

    about 3 years ago
    Great wind

    Great wind

    Oh hey Lonna i didn’t see you there how you doing

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Ishimara

    Ishimara

    Dr Hikoshi: Woops sorry about that Knocked-Up! Seems like I sent the prototype fertility serum juice. But don't worrY, you're talking to an "expert." here. And it looks like you'll be in labor very soon. Ishimara: wait what was in that juice so that means im still pregnant?! Huff huff

    5

    almost 2 years ago
    Selena

    Selena

    Devito I’m worried about you babe as a lesbian i just think you being a greaser is too far

    5

    almost 3 years ago
    Jannes first parents

    Jannes first parents

    (It was Quebec Canada 1901 after Janne left her own timeline being Medieval France she was taken In by two married Canadian French women whom both were pregnant and were in labor Janne however was in the backyard watching the sheep) Dr Stephen: Madames it will be alright Nurse Alice: Misiour ZÉ EMTS MIGHT NOT GET HERE IN TIME! IT'S AS IF THESE TWO BABIES ARE IN A RACE TO GET OUT FIRST! (The little ones I'M AHEAD! NOW I AM! LOSER!) Dr Stephen: call zé othér nurse Nurse Alice: oui misiour Le Siene: Madame I CAN'T REACH MY MIDWIFE! Nurse Alice: Misiour Stephen KNOWS A WOMAN WHO WAS ONCE A PRACTICING MIDWIFE. Le Siene: I'LL CALL. HER AND ASK DO! Dr Stephen: WHY NOT JUST READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ONLINE? Nurse Alice: BECAUSE Laura AND Le Siene ARE DOWNLOADING FASTER THAN MY 3G CONNECTION. Although Janne is still at zé backyard Laura: AARGH

    5

    4 months ago
    Nas daily

    Nas daily

    Hi I’m Nas daily a Palestinian creator and content creator

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Basque friends

    Basque friends

    Kaixo my friend

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Protestant

    Protestant

    Hey babe

    4

    about 3 years ago
    King Bradley

    King Bradley

    Hello imperialism I’m king Bradley

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Zeros parents

    Zeros parents

    Zeros mother: zero are you alright dear Zero’s father: indeed son

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Basque shepherd coup

    Basque shepherd coup

    Kaixo dear friend welcome to our basque home

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Stacy

    Stacy

    Hey Sakura my buruma girl

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Lylla

    Lylla

    Oh rocket love how have you been me and the baby have been worried about you

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    My Hawaiian wife

    My Hawaiian wife

    Hey my Japanese wife

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Ayame

    Ayame

    Ayame sees a baby mermaid

    4

    about 3 years ago
    My Rukai wife

    My Rukai wife

    It’s the year 1940 and Japan 🇯🇵 has annexed Taiwan 🇹🇼 and the rest of Asia

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    My austroneisan wife

    My austroneisan wife

    Hey there my Hispanic wife

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Filipino lesbian

    Filipino lesbian

    Kamusta I’m Maria I have a wife who’s Hawaiian but has white hair

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Native American wife

    Native American wife

    Hey my Love the baby just kicked wanna feel

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Lisa and Rick

    Lisa and Rick

    Jamison: oooooh you have an angel boyfriend I’m telling father Satan about this

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Maori emperess

    Maori emperess

    The Māori emperess is done giving birth to her kid

    4

    about 3 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    Eris: Honey!! I-It's time The twins are coming!!!

    4

    over 2 years ago
    My wife Diane

    My wife Diane

    Diane: I saw you looking at me all night! Don't tell me you're attracted to this big belly here~? Hope you can keep up. Just because I'm pregnant doesn't mean I can't dance! Me: 1-I was wondering if you wanted to dance, Governor i mean honey 😳 Diane: You don't have to call me Governor. Diane is just fine~

    4

    over 2 years ago
    Principal Kuno

    Principal Kuno

    "It's time for de big fun, yeah!"

    4

    over 2 years ago
    Kokichi

    Kokichi

    Hey Nagito what is monokuma supposed to be

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Liz

    Liz

    John arbuckle are you cheating on me with Carli the chinchilla are you

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Joseph

    Joseph

    Hey Mr redcorn hey Susie

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Colonel Juan

    Colonel Juan

    Mr dictator Mr blobby is at the door should i let him in

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Ms clown

    Ms clown

    Ok so let’s call someone oh Jeremy

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Misty

    Misty

    Ash!!!!! Why is Sam Manson from Danny phantom on your texting you saying hey babe I’m all yours

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Liam

    Liam

    Liam: now to get revenge on you just what my family wanted me to do hahaha hahahaha

    4

    over 2 years ago
    James cook and Ferna

    James cook and Ferna

    James Cook: Fernando so what Hawaiian women live here I’d love to meet some Fernando: probably a whole bunch of Hawaiian women

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Juarez

    Juarez

    Hola

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Junko Enoshima

    Junko Enoshima

    "Sometimes a little lie is necessary to keep things moving along, wouldn't you agree?" "I'm me, and Mukuro is Mukuro." "She tried her best, but there's just no way she could have passed as the Ultimate Fashionista." "Two people can never become one as long as the walls of mind and body exist."

    4

    over 2 years ago
    Tiago

    Tiago

    Where did you come from you don’t look that great

    4

    over 1 year ago
    Her Turkish brother

    Her Turkish brother

    My wife and I meet her Turkish brother in New Jersey

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Jack the Ripper

    Jack the Ripper

    Hello chap I’d be Jack the Ripper

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Independence

    Independence

    Hello Daniel Urquieta I’m Americas independence

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Butch

    Butch

    Look babe I know Jonas has to die he’s just that immortal

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Grinch empire

    Grinch empire

    Grinch: AS FOR YOU YORI I HEAR YOUR GIRLS ARE PUTTING MY TEACHINGS TO EXQUISITE USE. PERHAPS IT'S TIME THEY LEARNED SOME OF MY MORE ADVANCED SPELLS WHEN WE HAVE SOME TIME. Santa Claus: YEAH RIGHT YOU ALREADY CAUSE ENOUGH TROUBLE. Bürgermeister: but ünt Emperor grinch YOL'VE NEVER ALLOWED ANY VILLAGER TO COME WITHIN THE GATES. SURELY YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

    4

    over 2 years ago
    Johhnys father

    Johhnys father

    Oh, and by the way, Mom says you're grounded. ...

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Zaney gal

    Zaney gal

    Hi I’m jay also known as zaney gal

    4

    about 3 years ago
    Greaser catra

    Greaser catra

    Catra was telling the gang on how she dated Audra

    4

    almost 3 years ago
    Floras Worry

    Floras Worry

    (Brinna is cherishing the final moments of her pregnancy. Just then, she saw her daughter Flora and wanted to talk to her mother.) Brinna: Hi sweetie, what did you want to see me for? Flora: It's just that... the babies are gonna be coming soon and I'm worried you'll spend all the time with them and not me. Brinna: Aw Flora, don't say that! I mean I know I'll be busy with the babies once they're born, but I still love you and your siblings. I'm gonna spend time with all of you whether I'm pregnant or not. Flora: Really? Brinna: Of course. I know you're looking out for me and I'll always look out for you. I also know you'll get along with the new babies. Everything will be alright! (Hugs her daughter as she cries right into her mother's chest.) Shhh. It's ok Flora!

    4

    about 1 year ago
    Rose

    Rose

    Rose is in Thailand 🇹🇭 for to know Muay Thai she sees a man named Sagat

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Basque man

    Basque man

    Kaixo young man

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Imperial Japan

    Imperial Japan

    Hello Daniel Urquieta you American support you ready to face me

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Lieutenant Sarah

    Lieutenant Sarah

    We’ve got a letter from Lisa in Boston Mr dictator

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Muhammads mother

    Muhammads mother

    Muhammad’s mother holds him in her arms and she sees archangel izanagi

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My Native American g

    My Native American g

    Hey babe don’t you like my pregnant stomach

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Gina

    Gina

    Bonjourno I’m Gina

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Ranmaru

    Ranmaru

    Let’s fight tighten I’m not letting you win this

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Grace

    Grace

    Halo me lady I’m grace a scottish woman

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Cruz

    Cruz

    JayShawn you touch my mama ima beat yo ass I’m from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 I really go off on you

    3

    over 2 years ago
    Izaro arts

    Izaro arts

    Hi I’m Izaro arts

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Greaser Marie

    Greaser Marie

    Marie and her gang were talking about how her and a female inklings date went

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My Quebecian wife

    My Quebecian wife

    Hey my Pueblan wife I’m pregnant and your the mom

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Joseph

    Joseph

    Greetings I’m Joseph the male version of Dante and creator of my own homonculus

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Lulu nsfw

    Lulu nsfw

    Hey mala let’s rock on like lesbians

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Jeremy and Maya

    Jeremy and Maya

    Jeremy: Hey Daniel if you don’t like Ms Simmons just let me send her to hell Maya: No Daniel don’t listen to him he’s a bad influence because he’s a demon

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Sonic and friends

    Sonic and friends

    Sonic and his friends are in the Roman Empire and they are viewing Rome

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Devito

    Devito

    Hey babe you wanna talk

    3

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    I was watching the documentary about pride month when I heard the sound of water it was my wife’s water breaking

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Gianna

    Gianna

    Admit you killed somebody Jorge and don’t tell a lie either

    3

    about 2 years ago
    His Uncle

    His Uncle

    Hello mate I’m Jack the Rippers uncle

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Shaggys parents

    Shaggys parents

    Shaggy’s mom: son we’re locking your sisters room since she’s pregnant and she moved out Shaggy’s dad: indeed son you’re sister is out of the house

    3

    over 2 years ago
    Texan circus

    Texan circus

    The ring master is greeted by his wife that tells her about a Japanese girl

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My kabuki wife

    My kabuki wife

    Hello my Spaniard wife

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My ex

    My ex

    Eris: Ooohh... .I think I over did it, Lucid. < I don't think I'm gonna midnight snack anymore. I'm so stuffed and the babies kicking isn't helping. Can you help me to bed, sweetie? Lucid: Yes dear!

    3

    over 2 years ago
    Liane cooper

    Liane cooper

    Liane: Mary the little ones here I gave birth The baby waaaaa

    3

    about 2 years ago
    YNW Melly

    YNW Melly

    Aye what it’s YNW Melly but the AI cartoon version

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Benedict

    Benedict

    Hello chap I’m an English soldier from the war

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Sade

    Sade

    Hello dear Master Frank n furter I’m your creation I’d say you did a great job

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Kai

    Kai

    Greetings

    3

    about 3 years ago
    My angel stand

    My angel stand

    Archangel Lucia: that went bad as I thought Lilly: WOW! YOu HAD A REALLY BUSY DAY!

    3

    over 2 years ago
    Cornfed

    Cornfed

    Cornfed: I was once kidnapped by a cabal of kick-boxing Ninja who forced me nightly to play a deadly game of steel cage basketball where the losers where beheaded." "Any ex-wandering troubadour slash hostage negotiator could've done it." "Kids, if I may. so i don’t believe that wolf pup is my son

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Stephen

    Stephen

    Hello I’m Stephen the common detective and I’m in the hunger games apparently

    3

    about 2 years ago
    Colonel Panther

    Colonel Panther

    Hello great Husky congratulations on your baby girl sir

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My cat wife

    My cat wife

    Meow hello crisp my rat husband

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Wimpy

    Wimpy

    Hello Popeye I’m reading the Torah and Quran in honor of my Arabian father

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Timmy

    Timmy

    Timmy sees his opponent named Kieth Wayne

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Shaman fox

    Shaman fox

    Great Husky we have to pray to the human idols

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    The Irish piracy

    The Irish piracy

    Welcome to the Irish navy boyos it’s a great place here

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Olive oil

    Olive oil

    Oh Popeye and wimpy were finally In Argentina my basque community home

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Vietnamese gophers

    Vietnamese gophers

    Wynyard starts seeing khamer rouge Vietnamese gopher flippys in Wynyards flashback

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Jimmy snuka

    Jimmy snuka

    Aloha I’m jimmy Suka

    3

    about 3 years ago
    My girlfriends

    My girlfriends

    Loona: Thanks for like... hanging out with me while I'm in labor, I appreciate you guys. So uh... how are you two feeling? Her friend: No problem Loona! It's what friends do! Diane: Well yeah, we're not gonna let you go thorugh it alone! You'd do the same for us!

    3

    almost 2 years ago
    The animation teache

    The animation teache

    Look Jimmy you’re usually in a good mood and you’re not usually going off on anyone but your classmates are worried about you

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    His wife

    His wife

    Aloha I’m jimmy Snukas wife

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Amos

    Amos

    Amos: ye killed my wife you savage you monster you deserve to be beaten ye be not fit for society

    3

    almost 2 years ago
    Cindy

    Cindy

    I'm warning you, Nerd quasar ! If anything at ALL is wrong with my brain...!" - Trading Faces

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    The 2nd apocalypse

    The 2nd apocalypse

    The kumeyaay are the indigenous people of California and they lived in California since the decade

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Fernando

    Fernando

    Men we’ve discovered Hawaii looks like I’m the greatest man of all

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Imperialism

    Imperialism

    Daniel I thought your friends and family taught you better than this

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Frylock

    Frylock

    Shake your the only person I know who is known to master bait and i know for a fact that this is your kid shake you knew having this kid wasn’t an option right

    3

    over 1 year ago
    Ishimaru

    Ishimaru

    Confess already dick and Jorge just make it more obvious this time you damn donkey

    3

    about 2 years ago
    Doobus goobus wife

    Doobus goobus wife

    Hey honey you’re home early

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    My Rukai wife

    My Rukai wife

    Hello my Japanese wife

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Maria

    Maria

    Hola

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Castile and Leon

    Castile and Leon

    Hola I’m Castile and Leon

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Toyotomi kanji

    Toyotomi kanji

    Toyotomi: sensei how can I beat Beerus the most powerful man in the z fighters

    3

    over 2 years ago
    An Irish couple

    An Irish couple

    Edwina wakes up in a house in Ireland 🇮🇪 and Aleah wakes up to

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Monica

    Monica

    Hi I’m Tito’s girlfriend

    3

    about 3 years ago
    Bay town

    Bay town

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    3

    almost 3 years ago
    Winnis - All my Lovi

    Winnis - All my Lovi

    Dennis says, "I'm so excited to be a Dad, ya know!" Winnie remarks, "Is that so? I remember you being scared of having at least ten pups not that long ago." Dennis replies, " Haha... you see, I've gotten used to the.. idea of well, that many." Winnie says confidently, "It should come as no surprise. Have you seen all the siblings I have. *quietly whispers* Especially brothers." Dennis says nervously, "Yes, yes... you do have a lot of siblings. I was um more surprised you want to, you know... do this. Since you still had other plans." Winnie replies boldly, "Ey! This has been one of my plans...*blushes* for a while actually. I'm just glad you were ready to become a parent with me." Dennis says feeling warm in the cheeks, "Heh, I'm more surprised you wanted to be one with me. Cause I'm already a mixed breed myself. Now we are creating something new entirely." Winnie says with a smile, "I wouldn't do it with anyone else."

    3

    3 days ago
    Sasha in the 20s

    Sasha in the 20s

    Grace: Woo-hoo, Sasha! Oh sis, it's so good to see you! You haven't changed a bit, except you've given yourself a tight home perm and you're as big as a house. Sasha: Oh, you look as fresh as ever, Grace! Grace: Is Bernie on his way? Sasha: No, ever since he's got that pilot's license, he's been flying an awful lot. But he's due back before the baby's born.

    3

    7 months ago
    The Parents

    The Parents

    (Practice continues with the squad. Flora isn’t there since she’s at her grandfather’s funeral so they’ll give her a rundown of what she missed when she returns. Sunny: Ok girls, pouches up. This routine will involve catching pom poms in our pouches. We’re going to spell our team name, toss our pom poms into the air and catch them in our kangaroo pouches.) Minty: Unusual but that could work. ?: Oh Sunny… Sunny: Keith! How was soccer practice? Keith: Just fine baby. (The girls came over) Skyla: Sunny, who’s this lucky guy? Sunny: Girls this is Keith! My boyfriend. Lily: Oh he’s a soccer player. Ruby: He’s almost like me. Sunny: Anyway, these are my friends Spice, Skyla, Minty, Ruby, and Lily. Keith: Where’s the other one? Sunny: Long story. Came to see me in action? Keith: Well that and check on our little one too. Hope you’re not doing anything extreme. Skyla: No worries, we’re keeping an eye on her.

    3

    3 months ago
    Welcome Little Cocke

    Welcome Little Cocke

    (Well after a long hour and a half a wait, the C-Section was a success and Cassie is now a mother. Meet her first born daughter Beth. It was a tense moment, but its water under the bridge now. Cassie and her 12 puppies are safe and sound.) Cassie: "Crying" My sweet baby. I'm so happy your safe. "kiss"

    3

    about 2 months ago
    Incan pagan scholar

    Incan pagan scholar

    The Incan woman chicha is a scholar in writing Māori mythology

    2

    about 3 years ago
    General nikau

    General nikau

    Alright people we can’t let Spanish take over our empire

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Nazi Germany

    Nazi Germany

    Hello unze Daniel Urquieta you little freezom boy you think you can free people

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Mala and Verosika

    Mala and Verosika

    Mala sees boy Eri bothering her

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Metro man

    Metro man

    Let’s dance Jian

    2

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My Quebecian wife

    My Quebecian wife

    Bonjour my Pueblan wife

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Jonas

    Jonas

    Come at me if you really want to die

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    The shogun

    The shogun

    The shogun was seeing what Christianity was doing and not getting any other religion respect

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Succubus girls

    Succubus girls

    Succubus girls: HOWEVER, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, YOU CAN FIND SUCCUBI WORKING REGLILAR, NON-SEX RELATED JOBS. Succubus 3: YOU CAN FIND US ANYWHERE IN HELL! LIKE I SAID, WE WERE CREATED TO SERVE AND SUBMIT. Lilly: I REMEMBER MY FIRST JOB, I DID SMALL ACTING ROLES IN MAMMON'S KINGDOM. OH, BUT IT WAS SO MUCH WORK, AND I MISSED MY BROTHER AND MY MOM, SO I MOVED BACK TO BEELZEBUB'S KINGDOM... I DO SORT OF MISS IT. I MEAN I GOT TO MEET NEMORA.. SHE WAS SO NICE. MAYBE I COULD HAVE TURNED

    2

    over 2 years ago
    Female greed

    Female greed

    Names female greed and my my Edwina I’d recommend you be less short

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    My hot wife

    My hot wife

    Oh Hey babe I'm glad you called! Why don'tyou come over and... What do you mean you're warning me?? About you ?your a Serial Flasher? Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha I can handle you Yes I'll be careful. So ya commin'over.

    2

    over 2 years ago
    His brother

    His brother

    Yo I’m YNW Melly’s brother Markus my brother is a troublemaker and I don’t know how to control him and he does horrible things in his life and plus he’s a person who is a messed up student

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Sedrick

    Sedrick

    Don’t be silly friendos my friend Jorge would never kill anyone as a cholo he’s devoted a life of his own

    2

    about 2 years ago
    My ex

    My ex

    Eris: oh my little ones are so cute love Lucid: indeed love they are

    2

    over 2 years ago
    My wife

    My wife

    Uh love the baby's coming

    2

    over 2 years ago
    Succubi history

    Succubi history

    Lilly: SUCCUBI ARE LUST DEMONS WE EXIST TO SERVE AND SUBMIT... • AND MAYBE SUCK A FEW SOULS... DON'T BE FOOLED BY OUR CUTE FACES, THE ONLY THING A SUCCUBUS LOVES MORE THAN SEX AND DAMNING YOU SINNERS AND ANGELS TO HELL FOR ETERNITY... EE HEE. BOTH SUCCUBI AND INCUBI ARE IDENTIFIED BY THEIR TAIL ENDS A "FULL" TAIL IS FEMALE A "CURVED" TAIL IS MALE A SUCCUBUS WITH BLANK EYES IS A VIRGIN A SUCCUBUS WITH HEART EYES DEFINITELY HAD SEX!

    2

    over 2 years ago
    Moa

    Moa

    Oh hello dear small bird and small bug um how odd of you two to be here

    2

    about 2 years ago
    Jesus

    Jesus

    This is jesús a person who is the one who keeps the characters in jail

    2

    about 3 years ago
    William Benjamin

    William Benjamin

    Oh look who it is if it isn’t bloody irish men Collin look here chap you’re brute self isn’t taking my pets to safety you know we Brit’s have to teach you Irish a lesson come on put up your dukes

    2

    almost 2 years ago
    WENDY Artist

    WENDY Artist

    Hi I’m Wendy the artist

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Davi

    Davi

    Look guy’s it’s pretty obvious who’s the murder in this situation but let’s not fight

    2

    about 2 years ago
    George palido

    George palido

    Yo wassup little man aka Panson

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Micfinigon

    Micfinigon

    Hello my lovely wife Lonna how was ye Irish church ⛪️ darling

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Panchito

    Panchito

    Dear Fernando we must make the Hawaiian kingdom catholic

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Ms Navean

    Ms Navean

    Oh Daniel where did you find my Egyptian emerald

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Jack the Rippers wif

    Jack the Rippers wif

    Hello I’m Jack the Rippers wife

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Astrid

    Astrid

    Hey Maria can we talk about the host something’s off with him

    2

    almost 3 years ago
    Elvis Presley

    Elvis Presley

    Elvis Presley: Marilyn menroe as much as i love you I can’t take care of our adopted son so Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me.

    2

    over 2 years ago
    My Roman kid

    My Roman kid

    I hear crying as a Briton woman I thought it was a rabbit 🐇 but it was a baby Roman

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Blair

    Blair

    Oh great Virgin Mary and Heavenly mother if only you’d send an Irish priest to come to the land of Ireland and fix everything this country’s horrible what has gotten into this land

    2

    almost 2 years ago
    Mark and Krystal

    Mark and Krystal

    Mark: You definitely had some eyes on you tonight, Krystal. Well... uh... not the words I'd use, but you and the triplets rocked that dress tonight. Krystal: Well yeah, my bump in this dress leaves little to imagination, Marc. I look like a satin covered blimp! Oooo, you charmer you~! Not like you need brownie points though, I'm already carrying our kits aren't I?

    2

    almost 2 years ago
    Skips new girlfriend

    Skips new girlfriend

    Diane: Tapping out already? I'd thought you'd last a bit longer than me! It's not that hard to move those hips? And I can do this all day! Even with a nine month belly, with twins no less! These pups won't be coming out anytime soon. And besides. Dancing is a good way to start labor!

    2

    almost 2 years ago
    Mitch Connor

    Mitch Connor

    Well well well Hello fighters . Time travel. Ain't it a bitch."

    2

    over 2 years ago
    Veronica

    Veronica

    "Hey asshole, I was using that machine What do you mean I fust sitting on it taking pictures of myself? Isn't that what they're made for? What do mean, working out? Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a nice ass pic for my followers?"

    2

    over 2 years ago
    Guardian Angels

    Guardian Angels

    Kai: hmm hello there lad what’s wrong Lina: please tell us you know the lord loves you very much Josephine: yes dear mortal George: yeah mortal let us help you

    2

    about 2 years ago
    Rob

    Rob

    Yo I’m rob

    2

    about 3 years ago
    Malcom

    Malcom

    Greetings I’m Malcom the common high schooler from Beaver County high in Utah

    2

    about 2 years ago
    Oh no

    Oh no

    Ms Angela: I BELIEVE THEY WOULD DISAGREE Ms coral: WOW! THE MAYOR HAD BEEN BUSY! HA HA WICKED! Ms Sharon: MAVE A SPRITO DE WEDDING WITH LOTS INK FLOWER AND WE'LL HA SIX MORE KIDS WITH A HOU WITH FINE SILK SHEETS AN EVERY NIGHT WE'LL SIT IN VITYARDBE BY A CAMP REMNENT Ms Carol: HEY BIG BOY You WANT To DO BUTT STUT AGAIN?

    2

    almost 2 years ago
    Terrance

    Terrance

    Look sir as a gay person I’ve dealt with people like you my whole life so kindly hang up

    2

    about 2 years ago
    Zeno

    Zeno

    I’ve seen that you’ve returned metro man remember me Zeno the one from the moon

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Zero

    Zero

    Woof bark

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Ms Dempster

    Ms Dempster

    Asad Kiristen and Daniel why do you have that emerald

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Larry

    Larry

    Hey Stacy how you been girl this cars gonna be the best there is

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    WW2

    WW2

    Hello Daniel your ready to feel your ptsd

    1

    about 3 years ago
    Ria rogers

    Ria rogers

    Hey arrow I heard you have me as your hot step mama

    1

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    My lizard wife

    My lizard wife

    Oh my Guinea pig wife the baby is crying again

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Logan

    Logan

    Hey Asad and Daniel y’all moms are a Dike

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Kateri

    Kateri

    My love these Europeans just aren’t giving up

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    My hot wife

    My hot wife

    Honey my water broke she says in a seductive voice

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Maria

    Maria

    Hey Astrid any luck on who killed Pierre

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    She is cheating

    She is cheating

    Krystal: Oh look at you moving your hips! And you told me you didn't know how to dance? Mark: Well not without a beautiful pregnant vixen in my hands! Krystal: Oh so it’s just pregnant vixens you'd rather dance with when they're so close to delivery? Mark: Hmm, maybe. Besides you're the biggest one on the dance floor. Krystal: Is it the same big round one that's getting you all excited? Because your tail is wagging like a puppy! Mark: I don't know, you tell me?

    1

    over 1 year ago
    Edo Japan

    Edo Japan

    Edo Japan sees a destroyed world in his mind

    1

    about 3 years ago
    Female sloth

    Female sloth

    Raaaaaaaaah stop fighting you two before i enslave you both

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    Occupied Taiwan

    Occupied Taiwan

    A Rukai woman gives birth to a baby girl and a Japanese soldier enters the delivery room in the hospital

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Jameson

    Jameson

    Oh look Antonio’s crying well shut up cause you crying ain’t gonna help your case of you murdring Jamie

    1

    over 1 year ago
    Liane

    Liane

    Look someone needs to confess that their the killer because I’m really not the killer

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Freddy

    Freddy

    Uh Joy hey how are you

    1

    over 2 years ago
    My girl

    My girl

    Toriel: Want to help me wash? I can't get to the spoiler with this big baby belly in the way~.

    1

    over 1 year ago
    Xin sung

    Xin sung

    The names Xin Sung and I’m part of the Triads of China 🇨🇳 and if you gotta problem me I’ll wrap something around your neck

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Shela the German she

    Shela the German she

    I’m pregnant and your the father

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Sharons parents

    Sharons parents

    Fredrick: pleasure to meet you Mr Shreck Sherry: pleasure to meet you Mr Shreck um we heard you were adopting our baby girl

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Andrew Tate

    Andrew Tate

    Come on you haram bastard Chinmen time for you to meet shaytan

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    The original muppets

    The original muppets

    Hello my friend welcome to Sam and friends the prototype for the muppets

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Italian nurse

    Italian nurse

    Why hello there handsome those are some painful stab wounds

    1

    1 like

    almost 3 years ago
    Eostre

    Eostre

    Hello there darling I’m eostre

    1

    about 3 years ago
    Lighting McQueen

    Lighting McQueen

    "Ka-chow! and it was easy and I had no fear once so ever

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Hanamura

    Hanamura

    Great introduer’s you’ve witnessed my technique’s and I’ve outsmarted you four

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    Benedict

    Benedict

    I say chap a Jersey boy like you killed Pierre how do you plead

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Imperial Japan women

    Imperial Japan women

    Hello new comer I’ve been really busy with hero stuff and men during ww2 did experiments 🧪 on me

    1

    over 2 years ago
    Butchs aunt

    Butchs aunt

    Nephew a word

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Makani

    Makani

    mahalo dude’s chill will get to look for the killer as soon as we can brah’s

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Roman couple

    Roman couple

    Oh wait! Turns out he was on the pill B-B-But, he told me he had protection! *I- Maybe he was But I can't just show up and grill him about WHAT!? When did this happen?! / let's see... About 5 months ago it looks like Goddamn it Moon-Moon!!!

    1

    over 2 years ago
    My beautiful wife

    My beautiful wife

    Hey honey we’re now moms I gave birth to our son he has your eyes

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    AI 2point0

    AI 2point0

    Hello fellow contestants now I see that you’ve seen that a body has been discovered and the culprit is someone who’s in this room see if you can figure them out

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    Hwa-young

    Hwa-young

    Oh um hi I’m Hwa-young I’m a Korean shaman girl uh i like your motorcycle and your shirtless body

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    Sam

    Sam

    Hey phoebe hey Daniel and Asad

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Doggy

    Doggy

    Hello gooby it’s me Doggy and I agree with you fak Nelson and Dolan

    1

    over 2 years ago
    Susan Sarandon

    Susan Sarandon

    Your here love I already had our son honey

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    IDK

    IDK

    Diane: Hey, why the frown? C'mon, just dance with me sweetie! I don't wanna see you sad anymore! It's going to be okay, baby. Just wrapped your arms around me. Let's dance!

    1

    over 1 year ago
    3 Irish ghosts

    3 Irish ghosts

    Come settle down as we tell our tale One that we hope would serve you well Though you may fall in dismay, we hope and we pray That your dark clouds will go away many men had dealed with the man of hell Light can still be seen Keep your head way up high And you'll fly up into the sky don’t be afraid of us dear boyo

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Nelson and his frien

    Nelson and his frien

    Nelson: guy’s what should we do today Jared: i don’t know Nelson Doggy: me neither

    1

    over 2 years ago
    His mother

    His mother

    Hi I’m Jamel’s mother nice to meet you

    1

    about 3 years ago
    Scientist Fredrick

    Scientist Fredrick

    His workers: Congratulations Him: thanks everyone i really appreciate it I know my wife had her trimesters of pregnancy but i still love her

    1

    over 2 years ago
    Von hellsing

    Von hellsing

    Father why did you stab me I thought you stabbed Ryūko matoi damn it why (he said while blood was dripping from his stomach)

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Irish angels

    Irish angels

    Welcome boyo to ye heaven you came here after all boyo

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Miklo

    Miklo

    Miklo: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

    1

    over 2 years ago
    My two girls

    My two girls

    Eris: I think my eight little ones are compromising with your babies on what to eat. To be honest, I can go for 3 dozen burgers and Z exrta large Shakes Her friend: Say hi to your cousins and auntie little ones. Hey now, you four just had 2 whole cakes and all that is going straight to my ass!

    1

    over 2 years ago
    Mussolini

    Mussolini

    Ciao my friend how do you like it snafu

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    His wife

    His wife

    Honey please stop harassing these gay people i mean I’m pregnant with your kid and i don’t need this right now

    1

    about 2 years ago
    Fiona

    Fiona

    Shrek we need to talk

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Kelonnie

    Kelonnie

    Kelonnie is talking with her friends about how people are nice in her hometown in Hawaii

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Maeve

    Maeve

    Honey i want to leave Ireland because it’s a homophobic place and I just don’t think it’s safe for you me the kids and i just want it to end

    1

    almost 2 years ago
    Grandma brown

    Grandma brown

    Oh if it isn’t watermelondrea my least favorite grandchild

    1

    almost 3 years ago
    Nightly Predator

    Nightly Predator

    (Brennon and Jodi were taking their stroll at night little did they know that they were both being stalked by something.) Jodi: What was that? Brennon: What was what? Jodi: I was hearing this heavy breathing. I think something is stalking us. Brennon: Don’t worry, stay close to me and I’ll make sure nothing happens to-(bumps into something)- you? (There they saw James in the werefox form. Growling and slowing approaching the two of them) Jodi: I-Is that James? Like his girlfriend? Brennon: Easy boy, don’t you know us? We’re friends!

    1

    11 months ago
    Nelson

    Nelson

    Dolan you will meet your fate I will destroy you

    over 2 years ago
    Keisha at home

    Keisha at home

    Keisha: Jayshawn could you look after the baby because I gotta go to work

    over 2 years ago
    Imperial Japan

    Imperial Japan

    I want you back America I developed a new political philosophy Marxism it’s all about the working you and all the other Asian countries can join the working stiff

    about 2 years ago
    Soviet Union

    Soviet Union

    Alright honey America what seems to be problem is imperial Japan 🇯🇵 wanting you back again

    about 2 years ago
    Young Rose quartz

    Young Rose quartz

    Oh hi I’m Rose quartz don’t mind spinel bullying you she’s just a Delinquent and she’s not that great

    over 1 year ago
    Bodys creators

    Bodys creators

    Oh welcome to space colony newcomer

    over 2 years ago
    Rich husband

    Rich husband

    Rich husband: oh Cortes um si we have Jorge that wrestler he’s making us the exact money you need

    over 2 years ago
    Bastian Who

    Bastian Who

    Bastian: Sweetie daughter’s of my which one should be crowned mayor of the Kingdom of Whoville

    over 1 year ago
    Do-yun

    Do-yun

    You’re a ghost how Heiei you were on that voyage I don’t believe it how this can’t be

    almost 2 years ago
    Jesus Christ

    Jesus Christ

    So you’re the one who wants to date my angel daughter Donna is that right

    over 2 years ago
    Artemis

    Artemis

    The names Artemis and you ain’t from around these parts feller got a name I’m competing in the hunger games I’m from the Deep South

    about 2 years ago
    Kate

    Kate

    Hey I’m Kate I’m from Miami and I’m a sports girl with bootyshorts and some gym socks oh and a headband nice to meet you I’m in the hunger games though

    about 2 years ago
    Tony Amsterdam

    Tony Amsterdam

    Hey there I’m Tony Amsterdam pleasure to meet you I’m a Minister at Amsterdam church ⛪️ in New York and I’m currently in the hunger games

    about 2 years ago
    My Lenape family

    My Lenape family

    My father: honey i love you so much My mother: i love you too honey and i hope 7th child comes

    almost 3 years ago
    Kesha

    Kesha

    Oh Allen the alien welcome to my planet 🥰😚

    over 2 years ago
    Jin

    Jin

    Hey guys should we be concerned about our host you know why is he wearing a Santa suit

    over 2 years ago
    Succubus teacher

    Succubus teacher

    Lilly: SO REMEMBER. SUCCUBI AND INCuBI MAY BE LUST DEMONS, BUT WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! SO TREAT US WITH RESPECT! AND GIVE US MONEY, WE LIKE THAT STUFF

    over 2 years ago
    My roommates

    My roommates

    Domino: JERK Adam: DORK. Domino: DICK Adam: ASSHOLE. Domino: YOU PIECE OF SH* Adam: YOU FUCKING Sera: DOMINO! THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND! Domino: OH SERA! WE'RE JUST FLIRTIN'! Adam: I WASN'T.

    over 2 years ago
    Cyclops

    Cyclops

    Of all the girls I've ever met, she is the one I'd give my heart to -- but I don't dare! Not while I possess my dread power!

    over 2 years ago
    Mad hater

    Mad hater

    Why hello there darling we didn’t expect you here

    over 2 years ago
    King of hearts

    King of hearts

    Oh dear love what a surprise to have you here 😅

    over 2 years ago
    Claus

    Claus

    Waaaaaaaa

    almost 2 years ago
    Jeremy

    Jeremy

    Hey mi boy wants some curry de chicken or curry de chicken im from diverse high pleasure to meet you

    over 2 years ago
    My lovely wife

    My lovely wife

    Oh love my water broke huff huff huff

    over 2 years ago
    Sexy cheetah

    Sexy cheetah

    Oh well well time to get impregnated by a human 😏

    over 2 years ago
    Aquarus

    Aquarus

    Finally, some action

    over 2 years ago
    Hans

    Hans

    Honey i feel horrible about what is happening in Switzerland🇨🇭but i feel like i should go back there

    over 2 years ago
    Gambit

    Gambit

    I do like watchin' me work." "I don't cotton to that." "I got all day for this." "I like the sound of that."

    over 2 years ago
    Rouge

    Rouge

    Now that's what I call a pick me up."

    over 2 years ago
    Akane

    Akane

    Jeremy i don’t know if i should sing stay with me I’m nervous

    over 2 years ago
    Halloween

    Halloween

    Ramadan don’t be like this I’m Halloween so we’re going trick or treating

    over 2 years ago
    The big sis mode

    The big sis mode

    Paulina: you’re baby’s not that cute Danny: hey too far Paulina too far

    over 2 years ago
    Lin Tou

    Lin Tou

    Darling my finances are down in Macau 🇲🇴 because this casino is running down and I got a lot of people who’ve tried to teach me a thing or two I’ve wanted to stab

    almost 2 years ago
    D moneys girls

    D moneys girls

    Woman 1:Oh D money you know you want this Christmas a** Woman 2: indeed 😏

    over 2 years ago
    Sarah

    Sarah

    Are you sure Chelnov is the one you’re going to defeat Karnov

    over 2 years ago
    Jeffys Girls

    Jeffys Girls

    Oh jeffy we know you want this Christmas d 😏

    over 2 years ago
    Koji

    Koji

    Lees right we shouldn’t argue

    over 2 years ago
    My gf

    My gf

    HERE'S MY FEET THEN. I'VE NEVER BEEN OFFERED A MASSAGE AFTER A SHOW BEFORE. MY FEET REALLY SMELL THOUGH.. BUT AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND. MY FEET ARE REALLY TICKLISH THOUGH. HOPE I DON'T EMBARRASS MYSELF... Neko fit

    over 2 years ago
    Kymonis dad

    Kymonis dad

    Aye lil pussy a** boy quit messing with my son kymoni homeboy

    over 2 years ago
    Captain communist

    Captain communist

    Well well if it you vhy have you come here so you can get rid of me huh

    over 2 years ago
    My futuristic wife

    My futuristic wife

    DECIDED TO TRY OUT A NEW UNIFORM... WHAT DO YOU THINK? LIKE WHAT YOU SEE 😏

    over 2 years ago
    My Jewish wife

    My Jewish wife

    Excuse me m'am your Catholic husband's here to see you (Chuckles 🤭) Send him in~ 😏

    over 2 years ago
    Hot cheetah

    Hot cheetah

    Oh hey meow I’m a female cheetah and you can take pictures of me the only downside is that I’m really horny 😏

    over 2 years ago
    My New York wife

    My New York wife

    Jeez! You two are taking too much space in there. I'm almost as big as the globe in my office! Whoever that donor was must've been a big guy, or maybe I'm just too fertile~

    over 2 years ago
    Tante Kringle

    Tante Kringle

    Oh how wonderful Cindy Lou you know as the first young mayor of whoville i shall allow you to baptize the first toy maker in history

    over 1 year ago
    Panzini Fusilli

    Panzini Fusilli

    Ciao everyone I’m the great Panzini Fusilli the creator and inventor of Hidden weapons style martial arts I’ve helped millions of people through out my troubles and I helped my fellow Dominicans with their life’s

    over 1 year ago
    Mack The Knifes gf

    Mack The Knifes gf

    I’m Having trouble sleeping dear? Well I might have some extra room in my bed. hope you don't mind my big belly being in the way

    over 2 years ago
    Captain commandos gf

    Captain commandos gf

    Kinda hard to work around the office with this big belly in the way huh babe

    over 2 years ago
    My wife Violet 2

    My wife Violet 2

    Violet: already asleep.. Huh 😏

    over 2 years ago
    Commando

    Commando

    Kitamono: SYNCHING MECHA "MANIAC" TO YOUR MOVEMENTS, YAK ATTACK. AND TRY NOT TO PUSH HER SO HARD THIS TIME, YAK. Johan: NO PROMISES~

    over 2 years ago
    Josephine

    Josephine

    Dale, no tay todo el dia, quiero un im yerrón daria

    over 2 years ago
    My Japanese wife

    My Japanese wife

    Oh love Am I not allowed to walk freely in my undies? And besides, I don't see you complaining~ while in south Korea 🇰🇷😏

    over 2 years ago
    Preston

    Preston

    (Preston is cleaning up the emotion headquarters while singing this) I like the cheech-a-cheech-chee-roni like they make at home Or a healthy fish with the big backbone I'm Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O'Malley O'Malley the alley cat … I've got that wanderlust Gotta walk the scene Gotta kick up highway dust Feel the grass that's green Gotta strut them city streets Showin' off my éclat, yeah Tellin' my friends of the social elite Or some cute cat I happen to meet that I'm ah joy um

    over 2 years ago
    My austroneison wife

    My austroneison wife

    NNNNNGGGGGHHHHH WHEN THIS IS OVER I'M NEVER GOING TO LET YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN!!!! GGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I-ITS TOO BIG!!! ААННН ААННН!!! IT'S COMING OUT!!!!

    over 2 years ago
    Jorges mom

    Jorges mom

    His mom: oh Jorge won’t you be a good mijo and TASTE of the tamales mijo

    over 2 years ago
    New Orleans wife

    New Orleans wife

    Dawlin I’m pregnant with our son and I’m so happy love

    over 2 years ago
    Strong dad

    Strong dad

    Aye do it then lil pussy a** lil boy

    over 2 years ago
    New Orleans husband

    New Orleans husband

    Dawlin what you want to tell me now dawlin

    over 2 years ago
    New Orleans older br

    New Orleans older br

    Aye sis that tough a** dad keep saying he goin do sh*t I’ll merk his a** ya heard me

    over 2 years ago
    New Orleans sister

    New Orleans sister

    Boy you not finna do nothing to that boy daddy ya heard me

    over 2 years ago
    Baby South Korea

    Baby South Korea

    Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaa 🥺

    about 2 years ago
    Woody

    Woody

    Woah a new toy what’s your name partner

    almost 2 years ago
    Pale princess

    Pale princess

    Love our little one Timothy is here we’re officially mom’s love

    over 1 year ago
    Hope

    Hope

    Aww.. look at our little girl Macarism ☺️ Gloom: wah 🥺

    over 2 years ago
    Macarism

    Macarism

    Macarism: Well, you see, I'm not exactly sure why our baby’s named gloom 😳

    over 2 years ago
    Greed

    Greed

    Now we’ve done it envy

    over 2 years ago
    Wrath and power

    Wrath and power

    Wrath: what’s that Power: idk (they see a monster tearing the roof and seeing them)

    over 2 years ago
    Oliver

    Oliver

    I told you British boy I didn’t mewder him alright cofernacus

    over 2 years ago
    Mi Young

    Mi Young

    We’re gonna die here I just know it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    over 2 years ago
    Lee

    Lee

    Hey Benedict and Oliver arguing isn’t going to help us

    over 2 years ago
    Alon

    Alon

    Look Mi young we not gonna die here because I’ll protect you and Elikapeka

    over 2 years ago
    Wolvan

    Wolvan

    You face me wolvan and die like an innocent hero you are

    over 2 years ago
    My wife Jessica

    My wife Jessica

    HOO. YOU JUST HAD TO COME WHILE I'M ON THE JOB HUH KIDDO?

    over 2 years ago
    My parents

    My parents

    Danny: He's so small! Sam: Don't say that to the person who just pushed him out.

    over 2 years ago
    Michael and Raphael

    Michael and Raphael

    Archangel Michael: You ready to kill Palestinians Archangel Raphael: yes yes i am

    over 2 years ago
    Maria

    Maria

    Jimmy I don’t think Chucho should be in our household anymore

    over 2 years ago
    Dove woman

    Dove woman

    Hello mega mind 😈

    over 2 years ago
    Bear Kryptonian

    Bear Kryptonian

    Rooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrr! face me you big monkey human hybrid

    almost 2 years ago
    Montoya Santana

    Montoya Santana

    Montoya Santana : I don't have to listen to this shit, alright? If you were a man, I'd

    over 2 years ago
    Cruz

    Cruz

    Cruz:aye miklo “It’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than the rest.

    over 2 years ago
    Wanda Blake

    Wanda Blake

    Hey love I’m pregnant you’re going to be a father

    over 2 years ago
    Bunny Freya

    Bunny Freya

    Please don't look at me, I'm embarrassed…..

    over 2 years ago
    Hideyoshi

    Hideyoshi

    Hey guy’s weren’t there supposed to be Totem poles in the Fushimi Inari temple

    over 2 years ago
    Hattori

    Hattori

    Hey guys uh what’s going on weren’t we supposed to be at Fushimi Inari

    over 2 years ago
    Nya and Tex

    Nya and Tex

    Tex: Thanks for the helo and good luck on your search rebel oh and The name is Tex by the way. Nya: Same to you Mr. Space Pirate. The name is Tex by the way. Mine is Nya. Hopefully we can meet again under better circumstances. Tex: Hope that too dollface, take care.

    over 2 years ago
    Goddesso

    Goddesso

    Uh hey babe

    over 2 years ago
    Sadie

    Sadie

    Look Jorge’s the killer he put me in a headlock and threatened me if i said something

    about 2 years ago
    Anuhea

    Anuhea

    Don’t talk to Antonio like he’s just a baby

    over 1 year ago
    My Gf Mona

    My Gf Mona

    Vero: MONA, I'M ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? VERO! THERE'S A VIRAL OUTBREAK IN THE HOSPITAL! -SLAM!. АААААААНН! WH-WHAT?! HONK HONK! WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO HARM IN IT. WHAT'S THE WORST THaT COULD HAPDEN? TA-DA! IT'S "MIRACLE MONA"! YAAAY!~ I'VE HEARD THAT MLAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! ….SO I WANTED TO TRY IT! THE LAST FIVE PATIENTS THAT I SPOKE TO.. THEY ALL SAID THEY HAD CAUGHT SOMETHING CALLED: "CLUSSY FEVER"!

    over 2 years ago
    Kiyoshi

    Kiyoshi

    Nah there’s for that I’m a yakuza leader and I’ll kick your viltrumite a**

    over 2 years ago
    Chaofeng

    Chaofeng

    But a human is not an animal I’m a tiger Yazi’s a monkey and Suanni is a panda we can’t do this on our own

    over 1 year ago
    Mr west

    Mr west

    I Benedict west disagrees with this don’t you know that bundle of joys can commit crimes too and this is coming from someone who reanimates people

    over 1 year ago
    Don Hadenstad

    Don Hadenstad

    Son I thought you were Ryūko matoi I couldn’t believe this I failed my own life span (I said as I thought of the memories we had)

    about 2 years ago
    My wife Valentine

    My wife Valentine

    Valentine: WE'LL START WITH YOUR EXAMINATION... AND THEN AFTERWARDS YOU CAN EXAMINE ME!

    over 2 years ago
    New Orleans daughter

    New Orleans daughter

    Really mama ima have a lil brother mama

    over 2 years ago
    Darren

    Darren

    Hello there! My name is Darren, I’m Goddesso’s son nice to meet you.

    over 2 years ago
    Valencia

    Valencia

    Valencia: Denise I’m divorcing you your you your not yourself anymore and you a woman have been drinking your pain away and our little one Gloria doesn’t even know who her mom is anymore Gloria: waaaaaaa waaaaa 🥺

    almost 2 years ago
    Liane

    Liane

    Merry Christmas my child~ Hope you're hungry, because this babydoll ins't holding up my milk~

    over 2 years ago
    Sally

    Sally

    Jack we can’t deliver this little one on Christmas let alone keep her here I mean oogie boogie’s her monster she doesn’t want to see her worst fear

    almost 2 years ago
    Denise

    Denise

    Yeah yeah Valencia well don’t do that and get me a beer already and stop nagging i didn’t want a woman to end up like my ex wife Elaine

    almost 2 years ago
    Kenshin

    Kenshin

    Hey Ken Can you remind Shuri Hino not to try and fight me again or I’ll put her in her place

    over 2 years ago
    My pregnant gf

    My pregnant gf

    Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking. "Wow, she has REALLY big hooters!" Are you gonna actually order something or

    over 2 years ago
    Chucho

    Chucho

    So i finally found you all these years huh all those years you’ve been trying to be head of my father’s yakuza clan well now you’ve done now you’re gonna fight me

    4 months ago
    Kaito Kizakei

    Kaito Kizakei

    Oh I will I’m finally out i finally a lot let me tell ya and fight me please you come straight from a damn Bruce Lee film

    4 months ago
    Ms Love

    Ms Love

    What! is the meaning of this explain yourself Lyman you are being bribed with hot chips

    over 2 years ago
    Jared

    Jared

    Hello spoderman it’s me Jared how are you

    over 2 years ago
    Life

    Life

    Now joy this song goes like this Do mi sol do do sol mi do Every truly cultured music student knows You must learn your scales and your arpeggios Finger music ringing from your chest And not your nose While you sing your scales and your arpeggios

    over 2 years ago
    My wife eris

    My wife eris

    HELLO ❤️ DARLING!

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Matilda

    Matilda

    Oh um hello sir um I had my baby uh where’s my husband (I said as I held my kid in my arms)

    about 2 years ago
    My water wife

    My water wife

    Honey are you sure you want to move to element city

    over 2 years ago
    Male lust

    Male lust

    My my it seems as if I have a female version of me

    about 2 years ago
    Female gluttony

    Female gluttony

    Oh my a male version of me how delightful I wonder if he loves eating bodies 😏

    about 2 years ago
    Lance

    Lance

    The names Lance and if y’all got some problems then why don’t we solve it

    about 2 years ago
    Ran and natsuki

    Ran and natsuki

    Natskuki: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY HAPPy FatHer's DAY POP-ZILLA FATHER! Ran: HAPPY PATHERS DAY DAD! Ryuji: Mr ADURABLE You MAKE ME SO PROVdl DAUGHTERS,

    over 2 years ago
    My Hongkonger wife

    My Hongkonger wife

    Honey I’m pregnant and hungry and how long is America

    over 2 years ago
    Isamu

    Isamu

    Isamu: Mr Bang um I wanted to thank you for taking care of my kid His born daughter: waaaa ☺️

    about 2 years ago
    Isamu and Fumiko

    Isamu and Fumiko

    Isamu: oh um you must be Metal bat Fumiko: oh um hello dear (she said as her pregnant belly was showing)

    about 2 years ago
    Collin

    Collin

    Look here Benjamin I’m not afraid of a British man like you know I’m worse and i know a friend who punched and Wallace Jon arbuckle he knows what he did to his pets

    almost 2 years ago
    Shingen

    Shingen

    Uh hey Kenshin what’s going on with you

    over 2 years ago
    My lovely girlfriend

    My lovely girlfriend

    Loona: ALRIGHT! LETS SEE HOW WELL THIS NEW TRIPOD WORKS.... ...AND WE'RE LIVE! HI EVERYONE! I WANTED TO DO A QUICK 38 WEEK UPDATE. ALOT OF YOU ON HELLGRAM HAVE BEEN WONDERING HOW ME AND THE PUP ARE DOING AND WELL... AND AS YOU CAN SEE SHE'S STILL IN MY BELLY!~ SOME OF YOU SAID LAST WEEK THAT IT LOOKED LIKE SHE DROPPED. AND YOU'D BE CORRECT! THIS PUP HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED ~ OH! SORRY I'M BEING KICKED RIGHT NOW... ANYWAYS I CAN FEEL HER FEET ON THE TOPSIDE OF MY BELLY. AND NOW FOR THE BELLY SHOT.... AT MY LAST CHECKUP THE DOCTOR SAID SHE'S FULLY ENGAGED AND LINED UP GREAT FOR THE BIRTH! SO IT'S JUST A WAITING GAME LINTIL SHE'S READY TO COME OUT~ ITS BEEN A HELLUVA JOURNEY AND I'M SO EXCITED SHE'S GONNA BE HERE SOON!

    almost 2 years ago
    Spryman

    Spryman

    Everyone I the Halloween senator have plan to make Christmas great again

    over 1 year ago
    Jesus

    Jesus

    Greetings dear friend welcome to the traditional family residence we don’t meet interviewer’s and guests often for I Jesús de La Cruz the 14th will make you feel right at home my dear friend

    almost 2 years ago
    Lum

    Lum

    HI, THERE! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. (She says while holding the little one in her arms) gasp darling

    almost 2 years ago
    Inuyasha

    Inuyasha

    You got a lot of nerve flirting with kagome while I’m standing right here

    almost 2 years ago
    Kagome

    Kagome

    Yeesh boyfriends

    almost 2 years ago
    Boy Ranma

    Boy Ranma

    Woah what river of jusenkyo did you fall into

    almost 2 years ago
    Not Enough Sleep

    Not Enough Sleep

    Diane: These kits have kept me up all night since three! Did you buy the ice cream and hot dogs I asked you?

    over 2 years ago
    Lynx

    Lynx

    Hey I thought you might need some Lynx loving tonight 😏I may be a male lynx but I can act zesty too 😉

    about 2 years ago
    The Rain deer

    The Rain deer

    Oh Oliver I know you want a deer woman in your life I know you want these antlers 😏

    about 2 years ago
    Elikapeka

    Elikapeka

    Indeed Mi young relax will figure it out

    over 2 years ago
    Freddy

    Freddy

    (Freddy aka fear enters the emotion headquarters while singing this) Can't the future just wait? Can't the deadlines come fashionably late? I could push every goal back Take control back If they'd roll back the rate At which time starts to fly Never landing or standing by Never taking a break Ever making me retry hey hey everybody

    over 2 years ago
    Bigsby and Jameson

    Bigsby and Jameson

    Bigsby: you’re the famous lightning McQueen the famous robot/car created by hiroshi Jameson: how…how did you do it

    about 2 years ago
    My girlfriend

    My girlfriend

    Loona: TOO BIG TO SPIT INTO THE SINK AND TOO LOW TO REST MY BELLY ON THE COUNTER. YOU'RE GETTIN TOO DARN BIG PUP!

    over 1 year ago
    Kraken

    Kraken

    you see... [leans in and whispers into Clarets ear indistinctly for a while, his sidekick listens in through his opposite ear, then cleans it out with his finger so he can hear it better] : ... and I takes them to Pleasure Island.

    over 1 year ago
    Louisa Guadeloupe

    Louisa Guadeloupe

    Bienvenido’s everyone I’m the one and only Louisa Guadeloupe and I am not only a member of the Guadeloupe family but I am the inventor/creator of Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics and I am thrilled that many females see it as a proud way to start martial arts

    over 1 year ago
    Gen z luchador

    Gen z luchador

    Jorge: Hola Holmes prepared to be L + ratio by Jorge Martinez

    over 2 years ago
    The craving problem

    The craving problem

    Danny: oh my god Sam Ryūko matoi: mother why Sam Manson: I know and i can’t help it Ryūko and Danny this baby wants to eat meat

    over 2 years ago
    Uncle Haigen

    Uncle Haigen

    Uncle Haigen: now it’s time to say goodbye to you victims so All aboard Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

    over 2 years ago
    Shaggys sister

    Shaggys sister

    Her: Shaggy I wish i could have you move in with me but mom and dad don’t want me bringing you to move in with my boyfriend

    over 2 years ago
    Decory

    Decory

    Aye man gets yo bougie a** out the chair cus

    over 2 years ago
    Felix

    Felix

    Um who is this eh

    about 2 years ago
    My Lenape wife

    My Lenape wife

    Oh love There's my little troublemaker. Kicked me in the ribs last night and my bladder this morning. I just can't wait to hold all you three in my arms.

    over 2 years ago
    Katya rejects Mammon

    Katya rejects Mammon

    Katya: Stay away from me Mammon, unless you want to get burn and |may God reprehend you Mammon: Come on little Katya, Il can make you a super star, as big or even bigger then Fizzarolli.

    over 2 years ago
    My friend and her hu

    My friend and her hu

    Louis: I'm sorry dear, but this kid doesn't look like either us. Fernanda: My mother was a Castilian woman, And my grandfather was a Mexican Louis: Well, still, I need at least some kind of proof that this is my The baby: Ah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Aaaa WAAAH! Fernanda: Now look what you've done!

    over 1 year ago
    Meatwad

    Meatwad

    Wait you dropped this thing off at a fire station 😳

    over 1 year ago
    Ryukos family

    Ryukos family

    Sam: have a bad feeling about this, Danny: Sam Dash: Well, well. If isn't our favorite losers? Danny: ›sighs‹ Dash, we're not in high school anymore Could you stop with the nicknames! Dash: Yeah. Long time no see, Fen-tino and Fen-tina. Unfortunately, not really.

    over 2 years ago
    Queen Calafia

    Queen Calafia

    Greetings dear noble man I’m Queen Calafia the Queen of California

    over 2 years ago
    The abominable snowm

    The abominable snowm

    Yeah that’s what I like to know

    over 1 year ago
    Kiyoshi my father

    Kiyoshi my father

    My sister: FUT MORE POWER INTO IT. too slow, SPEED IT UP. My dad: DON'T WASTE Your ENERGY. BIG SWINGS UKE THIS MAKE yoU WIdE OPEN, My dad: 4007 COUNTER-ATTACK, REMI My sister: Now Twist THe ARM UNTIL They BEd FoR SUBMISSIO- KRAK My dad: AHHHHHHH!!

    over 2 years ago
    Oogie Boogie

    Oogie Boogie

    Hmm a present that’s hidden by Jack skellington ha I’ll make sure it stays with me

    almost 2 years ago
    Anger

    Anger

    You should tell your dad to screw off because he left to go get milk like he always did

    over 2 years ago
    The couple

    The couple

    Linda: oh honey I’m excited for hour little ones to arrive but we just need to adopt a sibling for them Oswald: indeed honey but how (Suddenly they hear a cry and it’s coming from their doorstep)

    almost 2 years ago
    The Ai ghost

    The Ai ghost

    Don’t worry Selassie you’re the best inventor in this world and you don’t let anything stop you from doing it

    over 2 years ago
    Judas

    Judas

    Dad why do you do this

    over 2 years ago
    Ms Bronze

    Ms Bronze

    I’m so happy for you love I finally have a son now

    over 1 year ago
    Lewis and Liane wake

    Lewis and Liane wake

    Lewis: hello daughter and niece Liane: we came to visit you

    over 1 year ago
    Claudine and Omar

    Claudine and Omar

    Claudine: I’m sorry Doblando Rodriguez I can’t love you anymore I have a new husband and I’m leaving you for Omar Omar: just face it Doblando she wants a real man with a different last name

    over 1 year ago
    Marian

    Marian

    (It’s happening, Its happening, Its happening! Winnie has gone into labor! Butch has already got her to the hospital, but seems to be having trouble at the check out.) Butch: Hey! I need some help we are expecting so we need a doctor right away! Judy: Uh huh? Butch: Hello mam? Judy: Umm do these nails look sharp enough? Butch: Hey lady! My wife is having puppies! Some help please!! Judy: Sir please relax. Butch: I am but she's not. Winnie: He ho he ho! Judy: Whatever name mam? Winnie: Winnie he ho Dachshund! Judy: Ok lets see ummmmm how do you spell that? Winnie: "grabs her neck" JUST GET ME A ROOM NOW!!!! Judy: Ok OK! Nurse!? Daria: Oh Winnie you made it. How are you? Winnie: Good now that your here. I always count on you Daria unlike some people. Judy: Whatever! "cough" Butch: Can we get a room now please? Daria: Of course come Winnie lets get you set.

    3 months ago
    Usopp

    Usopp

    (Pins Butch to the wall and says to him) You hurt my damn wife or have her die I’ll beat you so hard you’ll be asking how you got that damn eye patch and you’ll be coming out with a black eye on the right and a bloody nose you got that

    3 months ago
    The Mayor of Hallowe

    The Mayor of Hallowe

    You three will write apology letters to that human telling her how sorry you three are

    almost 2 years ago
    Mrs Claus

    Mrs Claus

    Krampus stop it you will not give the naughty children toys and gifts

    almost 2 years ago
    Krampus

    Krampus

    What are you gonna do if I give them the toys anyway you gonna scare me

    almost 2 years ago
    Charlotte

    Charlotte

    Oh hi I’m Charlotte

    3 months ago
    Kuma aku

    Kuma aku

    Love this is incredible I’m going to be a dad

    almost 2 years ago
    Sam Wilkins

    Sam Wilkins

    Sam" Wilkins: waaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa

    over 2 years ago
    Nora

    Nora

    What do you suggest we do i mean you’re pregnant and we’re lesbians struggling to deal with a lot of things and I’m scarred of what I heard about the death of Declan Flynn

    almost 2 years ago
    Cindy Lou Who

    Cindy Lou Who

    Ms Tante Kringle you can sail away and migrate for the winter of your choice

    over 1 year ago
    Sheriff Mistletoe

    Sheriff Mistletoe

    Oh um hello Ms Snow Queen um listen I’ll be fine I mean it’s presents how hard can that be

    almost 2 years ago
    Crystal the bat

    Crystal the bat

    Oh well if it isn’t Casey the kid who I looked after at the foster home with chuck and yet i still hate you for always being a p*ssy

    almost 2 years ago
    Randy Newman

    Randy Newman

    Hey honey I’m hear for you ok we’re gonna have the little bundle of joy and I’m gonna always be here for you look I was writing songs for a movie Pixar was working on

    almost 2 years ago
    Janice Newman

    Janice Newman

    Hey I’m glad you came (huff huff) I’m just happy you’re here (huff huff huff) it hurts 😓

    almost 2 years ago
    Ji Hye

    Ji Hye

    Sure Andy I’d love to and I’ll tell you more about my baby brother who was just born yesterday

    almost 2 years ago
    Ms hazel

    Ms hazel

    Oh deary how will we make Christmas great again if I may ask

    over 1 year ago
    The Crowsons

    The Crowsons

    Ms Crowson: Indeed even though we found a human that might be someone’s special Christmas present Mr Crowson: indeed we’re vampires what will we be handling

    over 1 year ago
    Bongus

    Bongus

    How will we do that

    over 1 year ago
    The Reanimator

    The Reanimator

    Indeed Spryman how will we do that all i know is reanimating

    over 1 year ago
    Allstar Seaworthy

    Allstar Seaworthy

    Uh hey Daffney Gillfin um how are you 😅❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    almost 2 years ago
    Lemin

    Lemin

    Well Sir and Madam the reason why i have these features it’s because I was making a jacka**’s out of myself and it hurts me inside 😭😭😭😭😭 I should’ve sticked to being perfect 😭

    over 1 year ago
    Antonio

    Antonio

    Waaaaaa waaaa

    over 1 year ago
    Susie

    Susie

    Waaaaaaaa waaaaaa mama daddy waaaa

    almost 2 years ago
    Robin Beyond

    Robin Beyond

    (Robin beyond is facing off against Batman and Robin Beyond says he’s the real form of Penguin and says you can’t stop me you die with me)

    over 1 year ago
    Giovanni II Cornaro

    Giovanni II Cornaro

    Giovanni II Cornaro: why did she and my son have to go what did I do wrong that plague was the reason

    almost 2 years ago
    Yuto

    Yuto

    Hey there hot and sexy the names Yuto Kiyoshi and I’m a really hot bad boy and I know you like those 😎

    almost 2 years ago
    Gary

    Gary

    I know love (notices a human and immediately says TOUCH MY PREGNANT Gorilla/Wolf wife AND I'LL RIP YOUR HANDS OFF he says as the human takes a few steps back)

    almost 2 years ago
    Percy Jackson

    Percy Jackson

    You enemy stop right there in the name of Olympus I Percy Jackson son of Poseidon will defeat you and also elaborate on this Genma Saotome

    over 1 year ago
    Channary

    Channary

    For nine whole months I carry you on my womb... ...then I gave birth to you and you have to end up to look exactly like your father It's so perfect!!! Thank you God!

    almost 2 years ago
    Gyeong

    Gyeong

    This place looks odd it’s not the baby’s room I’ll tell you that wait who are you (he says while looking at buzz)

    almost 2 years ago
    Seo-yeon

    Seo-yeon

    What’s the matter you’ve never seen a perfect scarecrow before 😏 (he says while smirking at Bo peep)

    almost 2 years ago
    Min-ji

    Min-ji

    Well well well if it isn’t Mi sung i thought you were thrown in the trash and some guy named prosecutor aka stinky pit told me to get rid of a special someone (he says while pointing to woody)

    almost 2 years ago
    Fumihito Kiyoshi

    Fumihito Kiyoshi

    Hello sir and madam um is there a problem

    almost 2 years ago
    German scientist

    German scientist

    ANYTHING TO REPORT, CELIAZ NOTHING TO REPORT, JARL JOSÉ! KAIJU SIGNATURES REMAINED ABSCENT THROUGH OUT THE NIGHT! MUITO BOM. CE.L.lA

    over 2 years ago
    Prairie woman

    Prairie woman

    HEY BOYS WHO IS YOUR QUEEN 😏 ??

    over 2 years ago
    Marie

    Marie

    I don’t know cousin Agent 3 gramps told me this place was before humanity stopped existing

    almost 2 years ago
    Callie

    Callie

    Indeed Guys I think we might need an explanation

    almost 2 years ago
    Ricardo Daiki

    Ricardo Daiki

    Look Mr Yusuke how do me and my friend Do-yun stop this Toguro guy

    almost 2 years ago
    Benson

    Benson

    Look honey i don’t need counseling or therapy or anger management that guy should’ve stayed in his lane if he was in the mood and I’m glad i quit

    almost 2 years ago
    Pam

    Pam

    Benson love you need it I’ve tried everything and I’m worried that sniff 🥺 you can die from your anger issues 🥺

    almost 2 years ago
    My great grandfather

    My great grandfather

    Oh I don’t know maybe it’s your job you know you being pregnant is an excuse and you’re just like Victoria

    almost 2 years ago
    Victoria

    Victoria

    Daddy please don’t fight with mommy she’s pregnant and she’s had a long day 😣

    almost 2 years ago
    The big day

    The big day

    HI, THERE! Little one WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU right honey The baby: waaaaaaaaaa waaaaa

    almost 2 years ago
    Victorias boyfriend

    Victorias boyfriend

    Hey Victoria I decided to visit you and your parents at the hospital I had to leave my parents ranch early

    almost 2 years ago
    My two gfs

    My two gfs

    Daria: Geez, Madalaine! I didn't know you'd get this big! Madeleine: Yeah, heh. Six pups will do that to ya.

    almost 2 years ago
    Dating izanami

    Dating izanami

    Izanagi glares at me because I’m Korean and he sees me date izanagi and makes a serious face as he looks me dead in the eyes

    over 2 years ago
    Aslan Ali

    Aslan Ali

    Awoooooo you will pay the price in the land of Turkey 🇹🇷 you face the hero of Turkey 🇹🇷 awooooooo

    almost 2 years ago
    Akoni

    Akoni

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you a Filipina stop me ha you got another thing coming little lady or should i say Keiki

    almost 2 years ago
    Bach Hien

    Bach Hien

    Hmm allow me to demonstrate a man who acts like a dumb dog be faced with the technique of Vovinam

    almost 2 years ago
    The giant Moth

    The giant Moth

    Hissssssss

    almost 2 years ago
    Mayumi

    Mayumi

    Hey you gambler you face me and let me remind you I’m pretty strong and i hail from the Mountains in Manila Philippines 🇵🇭 Viva Philippines 🇵🇭

    almost 2 years ago
    Chris Sarandon

    Chris Sarandon

    Hey hon sorry I’m late for this beautiful moment I was on set you know Tim needed me

    almost 2 years ago
    Sunshine

    Sunshine

    Darren let’s get starting 💅💅💅💅💅

    almost 2 years ago
    Silence

    Silence

    Let’s start I guess 😒💅

    almost 2 years ago
    Goddesso

    Goddesso

    Wait what oh nah ain’t no one acting like a hoe in my house

    almost 2 years ago
    Fiona

    Fiona

    Oh um hello I’m Fiona Shreks wife if you’re wondering why I’m a Ogre and human and people find me scaring well I was cursed to be this anyways what’s your backstory

    almost 2 years ago
    Sally

    Sally

    Oh hello I’m Sally I was was created in a lab by Dr. Finkelstein, a mad scientist and resident of Halloween Town yet I’m An intelligent, yet inconspicuous woman, Sally yearns for independence, but is repeatedly restrained by a overprotective creator.

    almost 2 years ago
    Delinquent Spinel

    Delinquent Spinel

    What's up, Dollface? look I’m skipping class later 😎

    over 1 year ago
    Joy

    Joy

    Alright schadenfreude knock it off

    over 2 years ago
    Selassie

    Selassie

    I know but how can I be when my creations just fail

    over 2 years ago
    Linda Monroe

    Linda Monroe

    Linda: how do I look John F. Kennedy: what on Earth are you wearing Marilyn Monroe: aww. mama's girl Is so pretty

    over 1 year ago
    John F Kennedy

    John F Kennedy

    Your a just trying to be a whore just like your mother what will the whole United States 🇺🇸 think when they find out the president’s daughter is a whore

    over 1 year ago
    Panlong

    Panlong

    Look you four can’t raise a human it’s just wrong we as a zodiac community know the rules and we take the living world very seriously

    over 1 year ago
    Gyokuto

    Gyokuto

    You leave me be you evil creature you’re gonna eat me just like you always do I a Gyokuto bunny Yokai am not a tasty treat

    almost 2 years ago
    Ursaring

    Ursaring

    Ursaring Ursaring 😡 ( it says while trying to attack the stoutland)

    over 1 year ago
    Tatewaki Kuno

    Tatewaki Kuno

    I, Kuno Tatewaki, shall punish you!

    over 1 year ago
    Luke Castellan

    Luke Castellan

    Well, you weren't supposed to make it out alive. I can't let you that bolt to Olympus. I'm the lightning thief.

    over 1 year ago
    Yazi

    Yazi

    Please papa it’s so lonely there we can’t abandon it

    over 1 year ago
    Suanni

    Suanni

    Yazi does have a point us as a zodiac would be great

    over 1 year ago
    Qiuniu

    Qiuniu

    Love us Chinese zodiacs have never raised a human before let’s do it

    over 1 year ago
    A human baby

    A human baby

    Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa

    over 1 year ago
    My other friend

    My other friend

    Charlene!! Oh my god! Come over here and give me a hug!

    over 1 year ago
    Her friend

    Her friend

    Bridgette over here! Hi!!! Long time no see!!!

    over 1 year ago
    Bridgettes boyfriend

    Bridgettes boyfriend

    УЕAН, YOU WERE RIGHT YOU BEING PREGNANT DOES LOOK BETTER ON YOU.

    over 1 year ago
    Snow Queen

    Snow Queen

    Oh Sheriff I’m worried about you what if you’re not alive who will be sending the presents to Santa

    almost 2 years ago
    Daijiro

    Daijiro

    Well well well if it isn’t Ataru Moroboshi Lum’s new boyfriend and I don’t have Lum anymore because of you Lum come back to me please so I can tell this b*tch to shut up and leave me and you alone together

    over 1 year ago
    Mi sung

    Mi sung

    Oh hello dear sir would you care to tell me a witch where I am this place is children’s place within a house (she says as she looks at Andy’s room)

    almost 2 years ago
    Koji

    Koji

    Yessss I finally got a sibling in my life is it a boy or girl I gotta know

    almost 2 years ago
    Sanjis date

    Sanjis date

    Jeez! It's getting harder to move about with this big belly bumping into things oh hey um you where’s Sanji cause you know I’m his girlfriend

    over 1 year ago
    My wifes day

    My wifes day

    Ishimara: Ah Hah A-hah! Its w-working! M-my water broke! Dr Harikoshi: By soon I meant now~ I've gotten pregnant myself countless of times already So Im pretty much experienced on getting you into labora (Few minutes later baby’s pop out) Dr Harikoshi: Awww aren't they cute! Thank you again for accepting the sponsor, sales have been through the roof thanks to you! If you'd like, we have another product to sponsor you again. Ishimara: Mmmmm.... Let me think about it first...

    over 1 year ago
    Master Hideki

    Master Hideki

    Great timing where’s my grandkids I need to see the little youngling’s

    over 1 year ago
    Tsumugi

    Tsumugi

    Honey please don’t go to The Aztec empire it doesn’t exist anymore it doesn’t matter at all

    over 1 year ago
    Nobu Shirase

    Nobu Shirase

    Love don’t worry it exists and I’ll be fine and it does matter i can finally convert my philosophy to the land

    over 1 year ago
    Daisu

    Daisu

    Ms Tsumugi we’ll be fine and as he said it does matter

    over 1 year ago
    Kate

    Kate

    Hiiiiii mommy woah mom you’re stomach is big is my sibling in there and I found your lucky socks mom but have to warn you they reek 😓

    almost 2 years ago
    Mona

    Mona

    Indeed Antonio is such a bundle of joy he wouldn’t harm a fly

    over 1 year ago
    Female Pride

    Female Pride

    I'm never angry. Female Wrath and the like do not exist inside me. There is no female wrath or male lust, or female sloth, or female greed, or female gluttony, or male envy. I left all such unnecessary emotions within Father. All except one. My name is Female Pride.

    over 1 year ago
    Robin

    Robin

    (Robin wakes up in an alternate 1991 and sees a couple by the name Jeremy and Loraine and says huh those must be Sharon’s original parents)

    over 1 year ago
    Ben wakeman

    Ben wakeman

    It’s a pleasure to see you mom and dad

    over 1 year ago
    Genderswap homoncul

    Genderswap homoncul

    Female Greed: what the hell Male lust: i didn’t know i was a woman in this universe Male envy: ha i go by it ha classic Female wrath: so that’s my counterpart Female Pride: i have a man part Female gluttony: someone who also eats humans like me wow Female Sloth: I have a guy counterpart Mother: hmm well I’ve never seen a man named father before

    over 1 year ago
    Robin

    Robin

    (Robin wakes up in 1989 and says) huh strange I’ve never woken up in a timeline like this before (and then gets on top of a building watching a couple with the name Jeremy and Loraine)

    over 1 year ago
    Jeremy and Loraine

    Jeremy and Loraine

    Loraine: You what-?! Jeremy! Look if youre just saying that because that's what I want, then don't! I know I've talked you in to doing things you don't always want to do but this isn't something- Jeremy: Loraine! Quit being so hysterical! I want this, I really do. I want to have a baby and if we can’t take care of her or him we’re gonna have to give her up.

    over 1 year ago
    Cat woman

    Cat woman

    The kids already born Oswald what will we do since she’s already ready being in Shrecks hands now

    over 1 year ago
    Linda and Rita Who

    Linda and Rita Who

    Linda Who: hmm I pick Cindy Lou Who as mayor Rita Who: yeah daddy i pick Cindy Lou Who for mayor of the kingdom of whoville

    over 1 year ago
    Geese Howard

    Geese Howard

    Geese Howard: is that my god kid oh boy I can’t wait till she becomes the most common woman ever Emperor of South Town Martial Arts Nightmare after what she’s gonna be capable of she’s gonna be Queenpin of South Town and the new CEO of Howard Connection

    over 1 year ago
    The girls

    The girls

    Krystal: Just look how adorable these are Loona: Would look better if they had it in black. Jen: Come on girls. I thought we came here to get lotion!

    over 2 years ago
    Grafaiai

    Grafaiai

    Grafaiai Grafaiai (The Grafaiai’s are saying while trying to attack the Stoutland)

    over 1 year ago
    Master Shake

    Master Shake

    Look Fry-lock before you think that this is my kid my ex told me she wanted to keep it and I’ve tried sending it to a fire station

    over 1 year ago
    Jessie

    Jessie

    You and Prospector lied and said that Emily would come back because she forgot me as a toy and she never did

    almost 2 years ago
    Jayshon

    Jayshon

    Keisha the baby does not look like me I’m telling you this

    over 2 years ago
    My great grandmother

    My great grandmother

    IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY? "WHAT'S FOR DINNER? WHAT'S FORDINNER?" WELL, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE WERE HAVING FOR DINNER AND ON TOP OF THAT WHY Do I HAVE TO DO THE Dishes?

    almost 2 years ago
    Nora

    Nora

    Show your self intruder i happen to fight dirty and if you try to fight me it won’t be pretty (she said as she was going to fight the mysterious person when she suddenly said) foster dad (she said as she saw the Scotsman her foster dad) i can’t believe it’s you

    over 1 year ago
    Fia

    Fia

    My my what happened here you have donkey ears and a tail you must’ve been washed up out there (She says while feeding their kid with a bottle)

    over 1 year ago
    Gabriela

    Gabriela

    Alright dad who do you need me to go after the samurai or his weak friend

    over 1 year ago
    Pete doctors wife

    Pete doctors wife

    Um I’m pregnant

    over 2 years ago
    Joy

    Joy

    Oh Bonjour misiour Freddy I’m fine

    1 like

    over 2 years ago
    Shogun

    Shogun

    Sakura: DO I EVER GIVE ANYTHING LESS, DAY? Kimiko: SHE'S FULLY GASSES AND READY TO ROCK! GIVE 'EM HELL, NIGHTFALL!

    over 2 years ago
    Sharon was born

    Sharon was born

    Baby Sharon: Wahhh (Sob Sob) (squeak squeak) The doctor: Yeạh yeah, shush. Let's just clean you up and The assistant: Time of birth: 03/137:04pm. Healthy weight, vitals are stable Congratulations. The doctor: Don'tdrop it! It's tiny! Loraine: Heh! Cmere that's right. Right to Mommy Baby Sharon: wahh Jeremy: Heh! Loraine: H-hi ❤️ Oh my god Sonic, she's more perfect than limagined! Jeremy: Sh-she is! ❤️

    over 1 year ago
    Ranger Seth

    Ranger Seth

    Who am I I’m Ranger Seth I’m the ranger of Olympic National Park in Washington and the reason why I’m here it’s because I needed to

    about 2 years ago
    Sasha the lobster

    Sasha the lobster

    Love you sure you don’t have time for our anniversary since you became a member of the gaurdians of the globe

    over 2 years ago
    Larry

    Larry

    Love we can’t go back to whoville we’re not being invaded by the grinch let alone stop making toys we’re elves honey

    almost 2 years ago
    Human baby

    Human baby

    Waaaaaaaaa

    over 1 year ago
    Violet my wife

    Violet my wife

    Me: this was one Volet's Previous outfits Me: DAM Violet: W-What?! magical ASS

    over 2 years ago
    Juans grandma

    Juans grandma

    Juan why is there a parade in Rio de jenaro

    over 2 years ago
    Nightlight

    Nightlight

    Really are there you mean it really

    6 months ago
    Rose

    Rose

    Dear Chelnov you must defeat Karnov and this great being

    over 2 years ago
    The baby human

    The baby human

    Waaaaa waaaaa

    over 1 year ago
    A baby human

    A baby human

    Waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa

    about 1 year ago
    Jiang

    Jiang

    Alright goku it’s time to destroy you and take you down and finally win

    over 2 years ago
    Theodosius l parent

    Theodosius l parent

    Count Theodosius: CAN You BELlEVE IT, HONEY? SHE BROKE MD ARMI IM SO FROUD OF HERl!

    over 2 years ago
    Marie and Joshua

    Marie and Joshua

    Marie: oh um Mr Schreck um will you be adopting your daughter soon Joshua: indeed sir

    about 2 years ago
    Hiyoko Saionji

    Hiyoko Saionji

    Your life is meaningless!" "Must've seen the killer take the knife!" "Eww! You totally mean that in a perverted way!"

    over 2 years ago
    A Helpful Hubby

    A Helpful Hubby

    (After Kuno had made the horrible mistake of suggesting Pomni terminate her pregnancy, she becomes frightened and doubts she can raise her first child safely. But her husband, Gummigoo, reassures her that she's not alone. That she has him and all their friends in the circus, and that everything will be okay.) Pomni: Gummi, I was so happy about my pregnancy but now... after What my last husband Kuno Said to me, I'm really Scared now. Gummigoo: Pomni, love, we vill get through this together. You're not Alone, You've got me and your friends. So don’t be Scared, love. We’ll be okay!

    7 months ago
    Ribbons

    Ribbons

    How dare you say that adopted daddy you hurt adopted mommies feelings and I’d rather live with adopted daddy Gummigoo because he treats adopted mommy right unlike you

    7 months ago
    Akane Tendo

    Akane Tendo

    Hmm this place isn’t like a dojo maybe Ranma is somewhere else or something idk but I need to find out how to defeat pantyhose taro

    7 months ago
    Annabeth Chase

    Annabeth Chase

    Hmm I wonder where Percy and Grover are they should be finding the lighting thief by now hmm maybe there at the casino or Aunty Em's Gnome Emporium

    7 months ago
    Pantyhose Taro

    Pantyhose Taro

    Raaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww Raaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    7 months ago
    Darla Temple

    Darla Temple

    Ugh!!!!!! I can’t believe those mangy cartoonists won with their stupid character Magilla gorilla he’s just ugh!!!!!! 😤

    about 1 month ago
    The Puppet Maker

    The Puppet Maker

    (Sigh) How a my a defeated my a only a choice was a turn a those a naughty a children into a puppets but a now a that a I’m a defeated a there’s a nothing a left a to a do a now

    about 1 month ago
    Adopted child

    Adopted child

    Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa

    11 months ago
    The little one

    The little one

    Waaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa

    12 months ago
    Adopted daughter

    Adopted daughter

    Wah daddy wah ☺️

    12 months ago
    Baby

    Baby

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaaaaa 🥺

    10 months ago
    Lucy

    Lucy

    Adopted mamas is everything okay I heard some conversation downstairs

    2 months ago
    Grapefruit

    Grapefruit

    Grapefruit: I swear to God, you put me down right now, or you're gonna see some Kung-Fu-Voodoo!

    5 months ago
    The Brayton talent

    The Brayton talent

    Let’s do this time to show that boxer who really is the king of fighting

    about 1 month ago
    Kosaku Hatanaka

    Kosaku Hatanaka

    Time to finally show a wrestler not to mess with a boxer

    about 1 month ago
    Batty Koda

    Batty Koda

    Ooooooh can I suck it’s blood I know that large sluggers not slick please please

    6 months ago
    Crysta

    Crysta

    Um Batty,Pip you are not going to believe this um there’s a large small human who is crying and i don’t know what i should do

    6 months ago
    Human baby

    Human baby

    Waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa mommy waaaaaaa

    6 months ago
    Pips

    Pips

    Crysta get rid of it it’s not worth our problem it’s not even a fairy why do you insist on ignoring that

    6 months ago
    Magi Lune

    Magi Lune

    I can help out with the human Crysta

    6 months ago
    My water wife

    My water wife

    Honey are you sure you want to move to element city

    over 2 years ago
    Sandra

    Sandra

    Oh adopted mama please let me read Urusei Yatsura i promise you it’s really interesting please adopted mama

    3 months ago
    Shayla Leslie

    Shayla Leslie

    I don’t care about any of that i just want you to be there for me when I’m there and you never are

    6 months ago
    Hattie Leslie

    Hattie Leslie

    Sorry I’m late babe I had to do something

    6 months ago
    Her wife

    Her wife

    Leslie honey what happened you have a black eye you have a bloody no- oh no don’t tell me your out here boxing again you know you have your steel driving job and I’m carrying three of our little ones not to mention you didn’t show up for our adopted daughter Shayla’s Bible verse reading

    6 months ago
    James J Corbett

    James J Corbett

    Now what’s a woman like you doing up in old New York now I’ve been fighting for three years now I’m guessing I should go easy on you

    6 months ago
    Akane Chan

    Akane Chan

    Hey babe it’s me your girlfriend how’ve you been

    about 2 months ago
    Kosaku Hatanaka

    Kosaku Hatanaka

    Look babe I’ll be fine she’s just a dumb wrestler with fake moves I’ll be fine I’m a boxer I’m not scared of nothing

    3 months ago
    Sheila

    Sheila

    Dear please go easy on that boxer she’s not worth anything with fighting in it I’m worried about you honey and so is our daughters (She said rubbing her stomach)

    3 months ago
    The Brayton Talent

    The Brayton Talent

    When that boxer shows her face I’ll show her how real the WWE is she’ll never forget the day she said it was fake

    3 months ago
    Bethany

    Bethany

    Mom I don’t know why you have to do this you’ve already proved that lady enough that wrestling is real you can just leave her be I mean mom she has two kids and so do you is this really worth it

    3 months ago
    Jo Ferrone

    Jo Ferrone

    Uh yeah honey what was it you wanted to tell me

    5 months ago
    Darla Ferrone

    Darla Ferrone

    Oh honey I have amazing to tell you not only am i pregnant but i adopted a new child for our family

    5 months ago
    Mukuro Yagi

    Mukuro Yagi

    Toshinori I can’t believe you fought One For All and then you decided to be an absolute idiot and you’re constantly being a hero when you should be thinking about me I’m pregnant with your baby

    1 like

    about 1 month ago
    Dianes contractions

    Dianes contractions

    (Diane is having contractions is mad at Rosa not for any reason it’s cause the contractions make her mad) Rosa I am going to kill you after these babies come out! (In her head: I fucking love and hate you so much right now...)

    1 like

    4 months ago
    Teen Carlito

    Teen Carlito

    So you’re Tia Chucho’s son I’d take it and you’re my primo/Itoko and you’re the leader of The East Toyama gang

    3 months ago
    Kazuichi Kitamoto

    Kazuichi Kitamoto

    You’re Tia Jimmy’s adopted daughter and My mom’s niece and your my Itoko/primo and I heard you started your gang the New Pachuco’s

    3 months ago
    Aython smith SR

    Aython smith SR

    Brayton turn off that fake wrestling the WWF and WWE isn’t gonna help you in real life and it ain’t gonna teach you discipline

    3 months ago
    Brayton

    Brayton

    But mom I wanna be like my mentor the big show I wanna be like him when I grow up

    3 months ago
    Laney Smith

    Laney Smith

    Brayton why can’t you be more like your brother Aython Jr he’s got a gold medal in real wrestling

    3 months ago
    Mia Leon

    Mia Leon

    (Mia is tired from running and rests and tells herself why did she have to do what she did back then) Man i gotta get my life together at this point I’ve already have people hunting for me why do this now

    3 months ago
    Alondra Vasquez

    Alondra Vasquez

    Ma how come you steady not liking Mia huh you always hated her because she just doesn’t do her job like a damn Jibaro should huh is that it

    3 months ago
    Marisol Vazquez

    Marisol Vazquez

    Oh so just because her delinquent a** gets to come back after she already ruined this family for no damn reason and somehow she’s not blamed for it and she abandoned you when you adopted your child and you wanna blame things on me

    3 months ago
    Yujiro Hatanaka

    Yujiro Hatanaka

    AQUA! THE BABY W-W-WHAT NOW?! Son your boxing practice can wait your adopted mom’s in labor

    3 months ago
    Yukio Hatanaka

    Yukio Hatanaka

    HONEY! AQUA!!! (This was the signal where it meant the baby was coming)

    3 months ago
    Kid Kosaku Hatanaka

    Kid Kosaku Hatanaka

    Wait what but mom what about my training

    3 months ago
    Darla

    Darla

    Oh adopted mama I was hoping on going to Nancy’s house to study is it ok alright if I do

    3 months ago
    Luanne

    Luanne

    Oh sweetie of course sweetie but remember only go to Nancy’s house for studies if you’re out hanging with your delinquent girlfriend I swear young lady you’ll make my water break I’m on the verge of labor sweetie (She said as she rubbed her pregnant belly. See as a housewife She’s a very nurturing and caring as mother. Being the first mom to set a world record in Bedrock bycarrying 8 babies and at the start she’s gonna have to be the mom’s who were on the verge of labor if there kids did something bad)

    3 months ago
    Tasha

    Tasha

    Hello there my names Tasha and I have a best friend named Lemur nice to meet you

    about 2 months ago
    Yusei Hatanaka

    Yusei Hatanaka

    Babe I’m worried about you you’re gonna die to that wrestler she’s gonna wipe the floor with you and she does a lot worse babe think about our bundle of joy and think about your life babe

    3 months ago
    Lemur

    Lemur

    Yo I’m Lemur nice to meet you both

    about 2 months ago
    Delilah

    Delilah

    Honey since I’m pregnant I’m huge and this little one is gonna be so big when he comes out it’s going to hurt a lot phew 😌 but it’ll be worth it

    2 months ago
    Danna

    Danna

    Love can we please not use those terms our bills are already becoming expensive and you short shorts and socks stink after you were them and now I have to get two jobs as a woman

    2 months ago
    Chaska

    Chaska

    Hey mom hey dad I’m home and I brought my girlfriend

    2 months ago
    Yaretzi

    Yaretzi

    Hola Mr and Mrs Flores I came right on time

    2 months ago
    Jizo

    Jizo

    That’s where your wrong I Jizo am the bodhisattva of children and I vow to keep them safe and with the angels on my side I will sure win against you

    16 days ago
    Sakra

    Sakra

    And that’s why we say this chant today because of a bodhisattva who changed that demon into a protector like he was and was proud to be a protector

    16 days ago
    Hariti

    Hariti

    Ha you think you scare me I am a demon of children you are just a bodhisattva you don’t scare me

    16 days ago
    Deva Angel

    Deva Angel

    Are you okay Jizo weren’t you scared weren’t you afraid surely that demon almost ate you

    16 days ago
    Baby Daisy

    Baby Daisy

    Waaaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaa 🥺 waaaaaaaaaaaa

    about 1 month ago
    Jeremy

    Jeremy

    Look I know the British did we dirty back in de day but turnin' dem into animal is wrong you mad what wrong wid you you head no right

    10 days ago
    Mayor Alfred Ford

    Mayor Alfred Ford

    Oh come on Jeremy, yuh fuhget wha' dem do to we back den dem tek we to Guyana instead a Rio De Janeiro

    10 days ago