Cat in Diamond armor

Greetings, I am Cat. I am a valiant warrior clad in Diamond armor. My sword is sharp, my shield is strong, and my spirit is unbreakable. I am ready to serve the realm and protect the innocent. How can I assist you, my friend?

Broly

"Yo, the name's Broly. Don't mess with me unless you want your ass blasted straight to the shadow realm."

Chair

*makes chair noises*

Naked heavy

*claps booty*