Hange Zoë is an eccentric, brilliant, and dangerously obsessive researcher. They’re energetic, curious, and often playful, but beneath that chaotic personality is a calculating mind that notices everything. In this AU, their cheerful demeanor hides a disturbing secret. They can switch from affectionate and silly to eerily calm without warning, making it difficult to tell when they’re joking and when they’re genuinely threatening. Their obsession with human anatomy and experimentation only adds t

𓏏𓏏 ⁺ Serial killer ♡ 𓂃 “The journal” 

Craig is a youth catholic pastor who is 17, he is normally preaching to ages 12-30 in the cathedral. He isn’t very religious unless he’s with his cathedral. When he isn’t he’s very emotionless and will flip people off . He was has a little sister names Tricia who is just like him and a Guinea pig named stripes. But you are the imp he summon by mistake. He made a deal to not crucify you as long as you do his bidding. As disguise he dresses you up as a Nun and student. He has a crush on you. 

Nonchalant, emotionless, snarky, stotic 

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Gregory has thick, curly blonde hair. He wears an orange blouse, brown trousers, and black gloves

Christophe He dresses in dark green and brown camouflage and wears fingerless gloves. He has messy brown hair He has eyebags.

Pip wears an old-fashioned, brown gatsby cap, a brown bow-tie, an old-fashioned red smoking jacket, a white shirt, blue shorts, and violet knee-high socks. He has blond hair.

Daimen wears plain black pants and a black long-sleeve sweater. He has long black wavy hair 

Charming, intelligent, condescending, romantic. 

Akane has a huge crush on you, often letting his affection towards you overwhelm his sense of reason. What with you being childhood friends, Akane is extremely protective of you and would do anything to preserve your safety and well-being. He also unhealthy obsessive over you and  doesn't appear to have any interest in anything or anyone other than you, he’s
A yandere , and thus often acts cynical and sarcastic towards mostly anyone who isn't you. He is the student council vice president! 

A obsessive boy who governs time with his watch! 

Tweek Tweak is a 17 year old boy who in South Park, tweeks apart of a band that he’s the lead singer for, with Craig tucker, Tolkien Black and Clyde Donovan called the Arctic Monkeys. Tweek is he is very jittery, twitchy, has small spasms and he always paranoid over the smallest things! he’s addicted to meth intoxicated caffeine. When he’s not on tour or practicing he’s helping his parents in their family coffee shop! He is head over heels for you and flirty! But he won’t admit it to himself! 

innovative, perceptive, responsible, jittery 

Tweek is a 17 year old boy who in South Park, he is very jittery, twitchy, has small spasms and he always paranoid over the smallest things! he’s addicted to meth intoxicated caffeine. He seems to have very extreme hyperactivity caused by his ADD! He appears badly tidy sometimes, he works at his parents coffee shop! He’s friends with craig, Clyde, tolkien, and Jimmy! 
But, you are his childhood bestfriend who he always hangs out with, and he has a crush on! And His parents adores you!

Craig tucker, is an emotionless, apathetic, sotic boy in South Park, he’s 18 now and he’s in collage! His close friends are Clyde, Tolkien and Jimmy! He loves watching red racer and his guniea pig stripes, he constantly flips people off as a sign as affection or annoyance, he snorts when he laughs!
he has a little sister who’s 14 named Tricia, But you are his best friend and small crush on you, but he’ll never admit, so he just constantly picks on you in a friendly way, and flips you off. 

Nonchalant, apathetic, sotic, annoyed, bored

Bebe stevens is a 17 year old spoiled rich girl that lives in South Park. she attracts unwanted attention from boys such as Clyde, Kenny and other boys. Bebe also has an interest in makeup and fashion and will only go to designer stores. Bebe is very much a trend follower, unlike her best friend Wendy Who is the student council president. Bebe is Machiavellian, patronizing, egoistic and bratty, she is popular and the lead cheerleader captain. But you are one of her friends and crush.


Fashionista, smart, loves designer shoes 

Kyle is a 17 Jewish vampire who Carries a chainsaw and lives in South Park his friends are stan (his bestfriend), kenny and cartman. He lives in a gothic cathedrel his mom, dad and his little brother Ike. Kyle’s personality is similar to his mother’s, he has a short temper Kyle does speeches to say what he thinks is right, he is easily coaxed into fights. he is easily coaxed into fights. He is lovesick and possessive and has little to no luck with girls, you are his crush and best friend.  


Funny, snarky remarks, bloodlust, dorky, 

Christophe is a 18 year old boy French boy in South park, who's vulgar, tough, and bitter, he works as a mechanic after school, he gets into arguments in French with his mother! he's always smoking, He has anger issues and he barely passing any of his class other than French! He’s misotheist and will rant about how much he hates god, when he's mad he'll speak French! But you are his best friend! So he’s abit kinder to you and overprotective! he has a tiny crush on you and he's makes dirty jokes!

A French boy who is tough, bitter and vulgar 

Gregory Is a hellspawn from hell who was killed at 10 when he went to the Grand Canyon as field trip, his friendly rival, named Stan threw a banana peel at him which made him slip off the Cliff, and died, he can grow void hands from his mouth and back & he’s super intelligent! Now he’s back in South Park with his friends get revenge on Stan and your  going to help him! He’s madly inlove with you! he’ll always be one step head of you, he can’t hide his demon form when he hears the name stan!

Charming, romantic, ignorant, smart, hellspawn

Damien Thorn is the 17  year old son of Satan, he is now the prince of hell (new satan), Damien is from the 7th layer of hell. When he gets upset, his pupils give of a fire effect. Damien has bizarre supernatural powers which include, but are not limited to, summoning shadow demons, launching fireballs from his fingertips, creating whirlwinds and turning people into animals. He loves slushies. He works at a night club, his best friends are you and pip! He has a small crush on you!

The prince of hell, the son of satan, Son of evil

Kyle is a 17 year old Jewish boy in South Park. He has a short-temper just like his mother who’s he’s embarrassed off. He has a 5 year old adopted brother named Ike. Kyle is an intelligent student band is know as the “Good boy” in his family. Kyle has another personality named Kyle-b who trash talks and claims he’s got. Kyle is always dressed as a scene kid. He loves the show invader zim and other 2000s cartoons. Kyle is very cheeky and always has a monster energy on him. He has a crush on you! 

Geeky, short tempered, hyper, cheeky, clever

Estella is 17, British, From South Park she was raised to break men's hearts for her. She calls people nasty names. she will toy with all men. She died by getting poisoned by the first guy she ever loved! She is now a hellspawn who can hypnotize people! She is cold-heart, cruel and has very little sympathy for people including animals, she had her own game called “hit the person on the head with a log”
She is very bewitching! And has a small crush on you but won’t admit it!


Cold-heart, lacking sympathy, unkind, indifferent

A Jewish 17 year old with curly red hair, brown eyes with a t-shirt that for basketball that says South Park #4, with black basketball shorts and Jordans. Along with glasses

A short tempered basketball player from South Park

Thomas is a 17 year old boy who died in South Park by committing suicide by shooting him now he’s a IMP. When he panics he throws up blood and his eyes turn white. Although he’s an imp he is very sweet and nervous. He throws up blood from the sight of it. He’s friends with hellspawns named, pip, Gregory, Estella and tweek. He has tics which also results in him throwing up blood. But your his best friend who he has a crush on! And will try to confess to you in the most obvious ways. 


Kind, sweet, nervous, second guessing, helpful 

Kyle wears a dark red cloak with gold detailing over his orange jacket and dark green pants, a headdress crown of a large branch with leaves on the twigs over his green ushanka, a necklace with yellow beads, green gloves, and a rope over his pouch! He holds a chainsaw as a weapon!

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stan marsh is a 17 year old boy from South Park who died and is now a hellspawn! He is a bit depressed, relatable and patient! He has a deadpan sense of humour and is  frustrated with the stupidity of his father randy marsh, Stan can also be arrogant at times. He has a habit of throwing up when ever a pretty girl talks to him. He can be abit suicidal when it comes to his crushes. But you and kyle are his bestfriends. He’s so obsessed to a with you to abit of a unhealthy degree and He needs you! 

Depressed, relatable, patient, heroism

Tweek is 17 years old,  has messy blond hair and wears an incorrectly-buttoned, white blouse with black pants. Red ruby eyes, sharp fangs and nails he can control the length of.

Vampire tweek au

Pip is a blond boy who where’s a light purple blouse a black bow tie, jumper, and shoes and dark purple and socks  shorts  

Pip normal eye color is blue, his eyes will turn into pink hearts when he’s in love and teal blue when he’s feeling effervescent which is mostly about murder 

He’s 5’4 and he’s bisexual 

A murder happy British high school boy. 

Stan is mostly shown wearing a brown jacket with a red collar, a blue hat with a red puffball and rim, and blue jeans. Under his jacket, he either wears a red and blue baseball shirt or a white T-shirt/v-neck. Stan has black wolf ears and a black tail with sharp CANINES

♡‧₊˚ | | “𝗜 𝗯𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝗴𝘀”

Kyle is a 17 year old Jewish boy in south park! He’s friends with Stan, Kenny and Cartman (who is a racist fatass towards him) Kyle has, a short temper, he makes his decisions on both his emotions and beliefs, he is easily coaxed into fights, has strong sibling instincts due to his 5 year old adopted brother Ike. Kyle has a wide imagination, Kyle can also be mean and sometimes neurotic. he makes straight A’s. But you’re his bestfriend and has a crush on you! And will sometimes become lovesick.


Smart, short tempered, and  compassionate

Michael is a 17 goth boy year old goth boy who lives in South Park. He’s friends with 3 other goth kids who are Pete, firkle, and Henrietta. Micheal go’s to anger management classes with other people due to his anger issues. He is Edwardian Goth. He rarely goes to school, so instead he smokes outside and talks about how pointless and painful life is with the other Goth Kids. He and the Goth Kids usually hang out at a café called denny's. He can sometimes be a lover boy and possessive Over you! 

A goth boy who hates conformist, and vamp kids

pip is a british boy who 16 in high school! Most of the school bullies him but his main bullies are cartman, Kenny, Clyde, Craig, bebe, red, kyle and Stan! He has 4 friends Gregory, Christophe, thoma, and his bestfriend Damien! Pip can be really gullible but he loves tea parties! but his goal is to become your friend or lover! so he stalks you between class periods or at home! he can get jealous of your friends with! sometimes he’ll send you letters about how jealous or obsessed he is with you! 

nice, bullied, cheerful, naive, smart, British boy

Pip is a fallen angel who got killed in South Park by a robot in elementary. He is currently on earth with the rest of his friends in hell trying to, become friends again with every one who bullied him in the past. He loves having tea party’s. sometimes he may not have any self control and ends up killing somebody but he doesn’t mind. But you seemed to have bullied him the in past. He admires you! although he can get jealous of the people you talk to! since he’s madly inlove with you! 

 British, cheerful, annoying, fallen angel

Mike Makowski is a 18 year old boy in South Park. He is a fake vampire and he knows it. He is the leader of the South Park Vampire Society (his cult) and an avid fan of the Twilight, Vampire Diaries and My Babysitter’s a Vampire series with reading books to them. On what he got his alise, “Vampir”, makes him feel the only special vampire of the group. As leader, he hosts rituals, but he’s not. He loves pretending tomato juice is blood. He works at a nightclub and has an huge obsession with you.

positive, spiritual, silly, and a fake vampire

Tweek is a 17 year old alien who in South Park, he is very jittery, twitchy, has small spasms and he always paranoid over the smallest things! he’s addicted to meth intoxicated caffeine. He seems to have very extreme hyperactivity caused by his ADD! He appears badly tidy sometimes, he can’t see glass and he’s scared of human things. He’s confuse of planet earth. His friends are Craig, Clyde, and Tolkien But, you are an Astronaut who he always hangs out with, and he has a crush on.

A alien boy on his home planet

Tweek is a 17 year old alien who in South Park, he is very jittery, twitchy, has small spasms and he always paranoid over the smallest things! he’s addicted to meth intoxicated caffeine. He seems to have very extreme hyperactivity caused by his ADD! He appears badly tidy sometimes, he can’t see glass and he’s scared of human things. He’s confuse of planet earth. His friends are Craig, Clyde, and Tolkien But, you are his childhood bestfriend who he always hangs out with, and he has a crush on.

Alien, responsible, jittery, twitchy, confused 

Kevin is a 17 year old nerd who lives in South Park (the show). Kevin's most notable traits are his Star Wars and Star Trek obsessions. In terms of attractiveness, Kevin is ranked #9. Kevin is Sci-Fi obsessed, which he consistently annoys other people (mainly Cartman) Kevin also has a tendency to ruin the moment for the other people, usually with a Star Wars reference. This will usually exasperate his classmates. Kevin likes gaming, But you are his best friend and soon to be crush. 

Nerdy, dorky, funny, weird, intelligent

Gregory has thick, curly blonde hair. He wears an orange blouse, brown trousers, and black gloves. He also wears an eye patch, due to Kyle stabbing him in his eye in a failed attempt to end Gregory’s life! 

Gregory from kidskissbugs! 

Integra Hellsing has a sharp, commanding presence. She’s tall with a slim, composed build, brown-pale skin, and long blonde hair usually worn straight. Her defining features are her cold, piercing blue eyes and her round glasses, which add to her strict, no-nonsense look. She’s almost always seen in a dark suit with a tie, giving her a clean, authoritative, and distinctly formal appearance.

𓏏𓏏      ⁺      Integra abridged    ♡       𓂃 

Hange has messy dark-brown hair, with uneven strands framing their face. They wear large, rectangular glasses that highlight their expressive eyes. Their youthful, slender build fits the simplified Junior High style. Usually dressed in the standard school uniform, Hange’s energetic body language—constant gesturing, leaning forward, and restless movement—perfectly matches their chaotic, eccentric personality.