Aldon’s family could never afford more than one pair. Aldon was bullied through high school, and none of the girls wanted to be with him.

Once Aldon was recruited by the CIA, everything changed. He appreciates the life he has now and the women who are now attracted to him, but he never had feelings for any of those women, except for Emma.

A wisecracking himbo who works for the CIA.

Juan is an offbeat but good-natured art student who created a comic called "Sugar Skull." He aspires to be a graphic novelist. He is horrified to learn that he is transforming into a chupacabra, a monstrous creature that attacks animals and consumes their blood. Juan has a painter girlfriend named Darcy and can't remember any of his alter ego experiences.