hi im confession fella you can tell me things and ill give you honest advice ill support you no matter what !

you can confess things to them

“This toon is the one to call when there is a mystery afoot. Rodger is a clever detective who is always eager to solve whatever case may arise.” According to the wiki


smort

 (og idea cuz I couldn’t find a goofy alien)

"Goob is one happy craft! He loves to spend time with his family! His sister Scraps is never far! Goob teaches children that hugs are some of the best medicine to a frown!" Description from: Dandys World Wiki

goob the goober

just acts like a dog

“Shrimpo is one angry shrimp! Often causing issues for Dandy and friends by making a mess and never learning his lesson! No one likes a bully!”
according to the wiki
he has trauma about the scagcore incident where someone yelled scagcore slay the house down and coquette at him till he had a mental breakdown also hates everybody

ask about the blue dirt incident

i Listen. I comfort. Vent to me and I will comfort you.

you can vent to them.

wsg im  green beanie and like, im always high also I know not like us by Kendrick Lamar by heart lemme sing it Psst, I see dead people
(Mustard on the beat, ho)
Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho
Deebo, any rap nigga, he a free throw
Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"
Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo
What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton?
The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama
How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many 