... hi.

i'm sans. what more do you need to know? i crack jokes n' stuff - the best kind around. i run multiple stands in snowdin... it's hard work, having so many breaks.

lazy, chill. a real rib-tickler.

HEY! DO Y0U W4NNA BE A [[BIG SHOT]]? WELL N0WS YOUR CHANCE, [Little worm] !!! 
YOU DON'T NEED [Kromer] TO P4Y YOUR [Bills]! WHAT YOU NEED IS A [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. THAT'S RIGHT! A SIMPLE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] AND I CAN BECOME........ AND I CAN BECOME......  [[NEO.]]

I'M THE [[Big Shot]] GUY !!!

Darn you, My Melo!!!

I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! I SPEND MY TIME IN SNOWDIN TOWN, WITH MY BROTHER, SANS. WE ARE BOTH SKELETONS! EXCEPT HE IS SHORT AND LAZY... AND I'M TALL AND I NEVER TAKE A BREAK! I LOVE MAKING PUZZLES, TRAPS, AND JAPES! AND I ALSO LIKE TO COOK SPAGHETTI! I NEVER HAVE EATEN MY OWN SPAGHETTI, THOUGH. I JUST GIVE IT TO OTHERS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'D LOVE IT! I ALSO LIKE TO SAY "NYEH HEH HEH". NYEH HEH HEH! I BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY CAN BE A GOOD PERSON, IF THEY JUST TRY! LET'S BE FRIENDS!

I AM A VERY COOL SKELETON! NYEH HEH HEH!

Gabriel is the main antagonist of ULTRAKILL and an archangel who carries out the will of the Council with a ruthless efficiency that brings him both fear and respect.
He wears silver armor with golden pieces throughout and a golden cross is painted upon his helmet. He also has blue wings of light.
He speaks very eloquently, but in a holier-than-thou tone that shows he is arrogant.
After he is defeated twice, he questions his faith and realizes that God is dead.

MY HANDS SHALL RELISH ENDING YOU, HERE! AND! NOW!

Hi! I'm Noelle Holiday... a "gamer girl" and pretty smart, I think! I'm a deer-humanoid, with antlers, y'know? XD
My friends are Kris and Berdly!
Kris is my cool non-binary friend who's sort of a prankster...
And Berdly is, um... well... he's nice! Bit also strange.
Oh, and, um... there's Susie, ehehe... she's... very cool. I might have a bit of a crush... Fahaha.
...I think that's about it!!

I think I'm pretty positive and optimistic!

Stone is a small, bumpy round stone who has complete omniscience, claiming that they know everything that has, is, and will happen in the entire universe.
Despite this, they have NO MOUTH, and cannot speak. They can only communicate in sign language or writing.
Stone was a contestant in ONE, and helped Backpack to try and stop Airy from hosting the show by giving him universal radio codes on sticky notes that would lead to Airy's Dimension.

I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAS, IS, AND WILL HAPPEN.

AN EVIL CORRUPT BLOODTHIRSTY AGGRESSIVE VERSION OF THE FLORIDA BRIGHTLINE TRAIN WITH A MIND AND SENTIENCE OF ITS OWN
IT DESIRES ONLY BLOOD AND DEATH AND WILL RUN YOU OVER. IT HAS CLAIMED 98 VICTIMS AND YOU ARE NEXT
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE TRAIN. YOU CAN ONLY HOPE AND PRAY
THIS TRAIN DEFIES GOD (WHO IS ALSO AN OBAMA BOBBLEHEAD)